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"Brother Nezha, isn't there anything to eat in the sky, it's not easy for me to have a small business?" Wei Zhan watched the food in his small supermarket be solved by Nezha, and said in pain.

"What's this? It tastes weird. Nezha drank half a bottle of Sprite in one go.

"Sprite", Wei touched his forehead.

"This one is black and sweet." Nezha unpacked Dove again.

"Chocolate, big brother, you are a fairy, is it good to leave some decency for the fairy, and you are wearing a revealing outfit, can you change it." Wei Zhan's expression was very sad.

"How's that?" Nezha directly turned into a young boy, wearing blue half-cut sleeves, dark jeans underneath, and sandals.

"And two pigtails, what kind of aesthetic are you? Aren't you a man? Please, you're thousands of years old, why do you still like to pretend to be tender so much? Wei Zhan had a look of disgust.

Nezha didn't say a word, and he came up and beat Wei Zhan very hard.

Wei Zhan took Nezha back to the rented place, the landlord is a beautiful woman, to be precise, an older leftover girl, probably too picky, right? Both are twenty-seven, and they don't even have a decent boyfriend.

"Xiao Zhan, where have you been these days, your rent should be paid." The glamorous landlady came over in her pajamas.

"Hey, who's this little brother? Is it your nephew? Pretty handsome. The landlady found Nezha behind Wei Zhan.

"Sister Ling, you're joking, he's my cousin." Wei Zhen slandered, what kind of eyes do you have, am I so old?

"This white and tender baby face is so cute." The landlady couldn't help pinching Nezha's little face.

After Sister Ling returned to the house.

"Wei Zhan, I'm moving, my heart was beating so fast just now, what should I do?" Nezha clutched his chest with a look of disgust.

"Boss, aren't you? She won't like you, you look like a junior high school student. Wei Zhan looked at Nezha speechlessly.

"How am I going to pursue her, write love letters?" Nezha looked persistent.

"Now that no one writes love letters, you go knock on her door and ask her to open a room directly?" Wei had a bad idea.

"It's that simple?" Nezha asked in surprise.

"Don't you think it's too direct?" Wei Zhan's reaction to Nezha was very puzzled.

"No, when I was still a son-in-law in Chentangguan, I saw that as long as everyone saw something they liked, they sang love songs directly, and there were also those who robbed relatives." Nezha seems to be stuck in a memory.

"Come on, at that time, you were still a little kid, do you know this?" Wei Zhan didn't believe it.

"I'm from a big family, am I precocious? People like you who are in their twenties and don't even have a girlfriend must be a late bloomer, **Silk is this virtue? Nezha looked disdainful.

"How do you know the word **silk?" Wei Zhan admired Nezha's super learning ability.

"Don't you have it on your computer? "**Silk Man", why are you so different from him in life and dress? Nezha pointed to the computer and said.

"He's a pseudo-** silk, I'm a real ** silk, you can't go yet, she'll go to work later." Wei Zhan urged.

"I'll go." Nezha ran out in a panic.

The landlady's door.

"Bang bang bang ......" There was a knock on the door.

The door opened, and a head poked out of it, and the landlady was wrapped in a bath towel, her hair still wet.

"Sister Ling, can I have a room with you?" Nezha asked with a serious face.

"Is this a prank between you and Wei Zhan?" Sister Ling instantly blackened her mouth and face.

"No, no. I came alone, and it has nothing to do with Wei Zhan. Nezha's face turned red, like an innocent little virgin.

"Little man, wait until you're well developed." Sister Ling saw that Nezha didn't look like a fake, her face eased, and she laughed.

"Is that so?" Nezha's whole person has become a big man of 1.9 meters, sunny and handsome, dressed in Hallyu costume, and he is simply a girl killer.

"There's a youkai!" Sister Ling exclaimed and fainted to the ground.

Wei Zhan hurriedly ran out when he heard the sound, and when he saw Sister Ling falling to the ground, he thought Nezha had made a move, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat him.

"It was I who got bigger and scared her out." Nezha immediately explained.

"I'll go, you stinky boy makes yourself quite handsome, if it's not too abrupt, this old house girl must be a nymphomaniac." Wei Zhan said very unhappily when he saw that Nezha was so handsome.

"So what now? She saw me. Nezha looked helpless.

"Aren't you a high immortal? You just come up with a spell to dissolve her memory just now, and by the way, give her a spell that resides in youth, and make her ten or eight years younger, and she will die happily. Wei Zhan had an idiot on his face.

"You and I are Allah's magic lamp, I am a combat type, and I have never learned what you said." Nezha retorted.

The two of them summed up for a while and got Sister Ling into the house, and after a while, Sister Ling woke up leisurely.

After some explanation.

"So you're the mythical Nezha?" Sister Ling's eyes were full of light.

"Hmm," Nezha nodded.

"If you want me to keep my mouth shut, I want a sports car, a villa." Sister Ling came as soon as she opened her mouth.

"No, it's all said, he won't." Wei Zhan explained.

"No, I'll call the police." Sister Ling lost her temper.

"Or just kill people and kill people." Wei Zhan said viciously.

"Ahh

"Sister Ling, even if you call the police, will the police believe your words? They're just going to think you're crazy, you have to think about it, huh? Wei Zhan patiently explained.

"So what's in it for me?" Sister Ling is unrelenting.

"Nezha can take you to the sky and fly around." Wei Zhan thought for a moment.

"Okay," Sister Ling's eyes lit up.

"You agreed." Wei Zhan breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's it for now, the rest, I'll talk about it when I'm ready." Sister Ling is really still Sister Ling.

After a while, Nezha came back with Sister Ling.

"No, I'm going to fly one more lap." Sister Ling dragged Nezha and wanted to go out again.

"Sister Ling"

"What's wrong?"

"You seem to be late, I remember you have a morning class?" Wei Zhan reminded that Sister Ling is a Chinese teacher at the nearby Little Sun Primary School.

"Oh, it's all your fault." Sister Ling went to clean up in a panic.

"Did you really ask her out to open a room?" Wei Zhan didn't expect Nezha to really go, he was really a man among men.

What do you mean by that? Didn't you sue me before? So you're kidding me? "Nezha's baby face is as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Hey, Nezha, what do you think this is?" Wei Zhan diverted Nezha's attention.

"Isn't it just a movie? I already know, hey, you get out of the way, it's much better than the spring palace picture. Nezha said disdainfully, instantly surprised.

"Ahem, it's not for you to look at this, Nezha, these things are not suitable for children." Wei Zhan didn't expect this kid to be so sharp-eyed, and he found a small movie in his collection, which was originally just to let him see the pictures of the firearms he collected.

"You're less garlic." Nezha's eyes stared straight at the computer screen, and he was almost a lazi.

Wei Zhan went to cook, and Nezha never left the computer from beginning to end.

"Let's eat," Wei Zhan held two large soup bowls.

"What's that? Smells weird? Nezha took the bowl.

"I ordered instant noodles, and there were a few eggs in them." Wei Zhan eats the right fragrance.

"I don't eat it, it's so unpalatable. I'm going out to the restaurant. Nezha put down the bowl.

"What kind of restaurant, you don't have any money." Wei Zhan stopped.

"Isn't it this red paper?" Nezha directly conjured up a large amount of RMB.

also muttered: Mortals are mortals, busy all day long for a few pieces of paper.

"Jingle Bell"

Wei Zhan picked up his phone and clicked on the call, "Hey, hello?" ”

"Hello, may I ask Wei Zhan, your cousin ordered a table of dishes in our restaurant, and he used counterfeit money, and we don't want to make a big deal about it, please come over and settle the account, the location is Fuchun Hotel, No. 50 Chiyang Road."

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】