Customer service practice, boyfriend substitute class, what kind of fantasy painting style is this? But the world has changed, the frogs outside have grown bigger than people, and it doesn't seem so unacceptable for customer service to become boyfriends.

And the boyfriend of the customer service is also a handsome guy at the level of a male god, with firm steps, a steady body, a thick black umbrella, and a tall doll house when he walked in......

Wait a minute! How did that dollhouse get in? Why does a tall, handsome adult man with a boyfriend hold a doll house that only little girls love to play?

The room was so big that it covered half of his chest and waist. The pink sloping roof, the pink and white walls, the lights on the roof, the warm yellow light reflected a small figure sitting from the window frame, the long black hair draped behind him, and the white clothes underneath, which were particularly conspicuous.

More than a dozen pairs of eyes were focused on the dollhouse, and a female programmer who had just graduated couldn't help but ask, "That's ...... A promotional model for the game? ”

Yan Hanjiang shook his head and said lightly: "Didn't the customer call my boyfriend?" I brought him here. It was inconvenient for others to carry him over in deep concentration, so I made him a little smaller. ”

Oh, my God!

Isn't that magic? Or is it immortal?

The customer service family of a game company is just a family member, so it should not be so big! Or is it that the customer service of this game company is actually a high-level machine, and when working, he uses a large body in the shape of a human, and usually puts the running program in a small body to rest...... Uh, they're called settlers?

But think about it, it's become so mysterious outside, and the customer service doesn't seem to be anything if it's a little more mysterious?

In short, the customer service family is a master of the world at a glance! He is handsome and capable, although he doesn't like to laugh, but he answers everyone's questions very seriously, and he doesn't turn his face because the customer dislikes him. Isn't this a good service attitude? What else is there to fault with this!

Everyone thinks so contentedly, only the customer is not satisfied. He flicked the bracelet, and a light screen was opened on it, showing half a seductive face, and he smiled at the position above the camera and said, "Distinguished customer, I am here for you." ”

What about the "valued customers"? "I'm here for you"? He bought the game because of this dark and light-like opening sentence, but what he was waiting for was a customer service boyfriend with such a cold attitude, which made him embarrassed!

The grass carp spirit glanced at the screen with lowered eyes, and casually said "oh" unmoved: "I am not a regular employee, and I have not been trained in this area." ”

After speaking, he pressed the long-handled black umbrella in his hand on the customer's shoulder, and asked coldly: "I'm here to save you, what do you call the customer?" ”

The customer was so pressed by him that the height pad in his shoes sank two centimeters, and his heart was even more sad.

But the customer service is not the right version, at least he can carry those monsters outside, and he really has no backbone to say that I don't want customer service. So he bowed his head to reality and replied aggrievedly: "My name is Shi Weishen." He asked relentlessly: "Forget about anything else, is there fish soup?" ”

I want the thick and white fish soup in the video, with fish floating in the soup.

This customer is asking for a lot. But in order to prevent him from giving a bad review when he returns, let's get him it. Yan Hanjiang frowned, handed him the big black umbrella for self-defense, and looked back at everyone: "Do you know how to cook?" I can only make boiled fish, who can help make a soup? "If there is no one to boil, we can only serve customers to boil fish in oil.

Shi Weishen felt the sourness in his heart. The family members of the customer service can't even cook! Colonel Fang Li was able to drink such a delicious fish soup and eat space grilled fish, why did it be his turn to catch up with the family members who couldn't boil the soup?

He looked at the doll house in his family's arms with grief, and couldn't wait for the gentle, beautiful, and good cooking customer service in the video to jump out immediately and cook him a meal that Colonel Fang Li had eaten.

Shao Zongyan didn't jump out, but a middle-aged man raised his hand timidly: "I'm the owner of this café, I can make soup, but the kitchen only has frozen cod pieces, and there is no green onion and ginger cooking wine or anything." ”

"Hmm." Yan Hanjiang nodded, threw the tanks of fish in his sleeves into the open space, and then rummaged through Shao Zongyan's life kit, turning out the green onions, ginger and garlic, cooking wine, soy sauce and everything and spreading them on the table.

The boss only caught one fish, looked at the white sun above his head, and asked respectfully, "Mr. Yan, should we leave now or leave again at night?" If I leave immediately, I'll make something more and let everyone have a hot meal before leaving. ”

Yan Daxian didn't want to take this shift in the first place, so naturally he walked as fast as possible, and said coldly: "Go." ”

The boss went back to cook, and several trapped people who could cook also consciously followed the kitchen to help, and the rest of the people packed all the bread and pastries in the store, filled pots, cups, and buckets with water, and even brought coffee beans and grinders to prepare for drinking on the road.

Yan Hanjiang put the doll house on the table, sat down on the upholstered sofa, and spread out the map to see where the nearest teleportation array was. Occasionally, a vine sticking to the shiny slime sticks through the window, and he throws a sugar strip in his hand, cutting off the wrist-thick vine.

The candy bars were still the same as when they were first taken out, with straight corners and a dry surface, without even a bit of mucus. Shi Weishen picked up the paper bag and read it several times, and a capital "suit" suddenly rose in his heart.

In fact, attitude does not determine a qiē...... He called the customer service to save himself from leaving, even if this family member doesn't like to laugh and love people, this hand alone is enough to convince people.

He held the paper bag in both hands, honestly walked to Yan Hanjiang with his head down, handed the sugar bag back, lowered his body and said: "Mr. Yan, I feel that you are a good customer service, but I had a bad attitude just now, don't mind." ”

Mr. Yan stretched out a pair of long legs to the chair opposite, leaned lazily in the backrest, and shook his head slightly: "I'm not a customer service, just a family member on a substitute shift, so you're welcome." ”

He had already finished reading the map, his eyes fell on Shao Zongyan, and he reached out to help him tidy up the corners of his clothes. Shi Weishen remembered what was inside, hurriedly walked around from behind, knelt on the sofa chair on the back and looked over, and finally saw the perfect customer service he had in mind.

The facial features are the same as in the video, but at this time he did not comb his hair, but naturally draped it behind his head, and wore a soft sauce-colored robe, covering his body and hands firmly. This small body is completely reminiscent of his heroic posture of slashing people with a knife in space, but the way he sits obediently in the dollhouse with his eyes closed is really cute, I want to touch it......

The back of his hand suddenly hurt, and he subconsciously raised his eyes to see Yan Hanjiang's cold and ruthless eyes—he realized that he had really reached out and touched it.

The grass carp spirit turned his face sideways and glanced at him, and declared domineeringly according to the dollhouse: "No, love, no, touch, this is my person." ”

Shi Weishen honestly withdrew his hand, shook his head like a fan: "I don't have any other ideas, it's an accident, an accident!" ”

Whether it was an accident or something he couldn't control, when the owner served fish soup and Western-style light meals, he seemed to run away. This group of people who had been on the run for a long time, and at most had eaten a few bread pads, were all led away by the aroma, crowded on a few tables in the middle of the lobby and devoured them, but they did not forget to let Yan Hanjiang let go, but he waved his hand and refused.

His life is very healthy and regular, and he has just eaten lunch less than two hours ago, so he doesn't need to come again. And apart from boiled fish, things made by others have never been very good at arousing his appetite.

He touched his waist that seemed to have lost a circle, and then looked at Shao Zongyan, who was obediently seated in the house, and looked forward to him making up his mind earlier.

It didn't take long for someone to throw down the plate and come to Yan Hanjiang's side and beg, "Mr. Yan, can you send me home?" I still have my daughter-in-law and children waiting at home, and I want to go back and see them. ”

When it comes to his family, the rest of the people can't eat, so they come up to him and beg him to bring him home, or bring their family members to their company.

But Yan Hanjiang is not a customer service brother who is as warm as spring and regards work as life, but a cold-blooded freshwater fish spirit without human feelings and thoughts. No matter how those people begged him, they were indifferent, and they only looked coldly at the customers who also helped him beg him for help: "These people are not within the scope of service, and I have no obligation to save them." ”

Not within the scope of service, no obligation to save ...... Although there is some truth to this, as a human being, can you really watch your own kind struggle under the claws of monsters without being moved?

Or is the power of customer service really limited and can't save so many people?

Either way, these people were comrades who had fought alongside him and escaped at the hands of alienated animals and plants, and he really wanted to save them. Shi Weishen clenched his fists tightly, and asked in the eyes of the people around him who mixed anticipation and despair: "Then how can you save them, can I buy a few more game clients and give them them?" ”

The customer service family members were still shaking their heads, ruthlessly cutting off the last shred of hope for Shi Weishen and the group of trapped people. Just when that deep despair was about to explode, Yan Hanjiang took out a pen and paper from his bag, pushed it in front of Shi Weishen, and said indifferently: "Write a letter of guarantee." You promise not to complain about the trip, and then bring a picture with a five-star review, and I will send this group of people to where they want to go. ”

Don't complain? Praise with pictures?

It's the first time he's playing, and he doesn't know if this game can complain! As soon as he came to the rescue, he forced the player to sign a letter of guarantee, and the family member thought about it...... It's too self-aware!

Fortunately, he is a family member, just a temporary and acting customer service, otherwise with this attitude, I don't know how many people will complain about him if he really becomes a customer service!

Shi Weishen complained while writing down the guarantee of "never complaining about the game and customer service, and sending a good review with pictures when you leave", and the signature was also dipped in ink and pressed the handprint, and after writing, he held it in front of Yan Hanjiang with both hands: "I promise to give us all good reviews, you can take us out of here, right?" ”

Yan Hanjiang waved his sleeves and put away the guarantee, and by the way, he put away the sugar buns, meat sauce, cream, chocolate powder and those tanks of fish in the store, and looked at everyone: "Have you eaten it all?" ”

No one wants to be left behind, and they have to finish before they finish eating. Everyone immediately threw down the messy table, took the iron rods, pans, kitchen knives and fire axes they used before, and came to Yan Hanjiang's side and said, "Mr. Yan, let's go." ”

Yan Hanjiang walked towards the door with the doll's house, but stopped when he walked to the door, pressed his left hand on the locked door, and turned back and whispered to the customer: "Open the umbrella and get closer to me." ”

The door was pushed open as easily as if it were unlocked, and a hot and humid air rushed through the door, and thick stems shone against the open door. He was alone in the doorway, his neck was not as thick as a vine, and his right hand was still holding the dollhouse, and the vine looked so thrilling when it was drawn head-on, that people were very worried that he would be swept away by the blow.

Shi Weishen's mind came to mind that he was walking on the road with an umbrella, and all attacks were blocked from the umbrella, and as soon as he was nervous, he poked the umbrella out of the crack in the door, and pressed it open, blocking people like a big round shield.

Yan Hanjiang said lightly, "Hindering", waved his hand and pushed the umbrella back into Shi Weishen's arms, took out the scimitar with his left hand, and cut off the vines with his backhand.

With his cultivation, even if he holds a sugar bag, he can also cut this kind of vine. But the luck of Shao Zongyan, the son of the plane, was condensed on the slashing knife, and it was used to kill these monsters, and with one slash, the overwhelming coercion seeped into the stems from the edge of the knife, completely suppressing its unformed spirituality, turning it into an ordinary giant climbing plant.

The thick vine that attacked him fell out for dozens of meters, and all the stems and leaves that were about to move outside the building also fell silent. The humans hiding in the café and throughout the building were shocked to find that the strange vine had quieted down, and they cautiously came out of their hiding place, and the vines that had been pervasive did not move, allowing them to escape from the building by rubbing their stems and leaves.

Yan Hanjiang waved his sleeves and walked out, and behind him, not only the customers and those in the café, but more people began to gather from all over the place, and behind him there was a vast team.

Humans gather to find a way out, and the monsters that have evolved to feed on humans also jump out and pounce on this fresh and easy prey.

A giant bat larger than a man swooped down, its claws and membranous wings glistening with cold light, opened its huge mouth that occupied half of its face, gathered its wings, and shrunk into a ball and crashed into the crowd.

A series of screams erupted in the team, and the timid ones desperately called for Yan Hanjiang to save them, and the more daring ones stabbed them in the air with steel pipes removed from the heater.

Yan Hanjiang didn't even look back, still walking forward with steady steps, as if he didn't hear the chaos behind him. Shi Weishen saw the bat piercing into the pile, grabbed a man with his front paws and was about to suck blood, so anxious that he patted Yan Hanjiang from behind: "You don't care!" Bats suck human blood! ”

Yan Hanjiang glanced back and said lightly: "Heaven and earth have changed, how can the food chain remain the same?" You're not from this world, and the mutations here have nothing to do with you, so it's nice to look at-"

With a little fingertip, the black umbrella nailed Shi Weishen in place as if it had taken root, and he couldn't leave if he wanted to throw down the umbrella. He was so anxious that he jumped to his feet and shouted desperately: "It was you who promised me to save the person who wrote the promise, you don't care about saving people anymore, I complained!" ”

"You can't complain." The old god Yan Hanjiang looked at the chaos on the ground, and forced Shi Wei to take a deep look - I don't know from what moment, a soul-shaking sound sounded in the chaotic flow of people, and the person caught by the vampire bat burst into flames, burning the bat's mouth and claws.

Shi Weishen rubbed his eyelids in disbelief, and then stared at the past, but the fire on the man's body was extinguished, as if he had never been on it, but a fire was condensed between his palms and thrown at the bat.

Has this man also become a god? The player's first reaction was that this change was related to the immortal cultivation game, but the second reaction was to look at Yan Hanjiang and ask him in shock: "You already knew that these people could explode seeds?" Could it be that the people of this world are like superheroes in comics, everyone has special skills, but they were unwilling to show them in front of me as an outsider before? ”

Yan Hanjiang shook his head and said: "It is the remnants of the turmoil of heaven and earth and the collapse of the Great Dao that infect people, so that they can also sense the heavens and evolve like animals and plants. You're not in this world, and you have client control, so you can't change like them, so it's better to go back with me as soon as possible. ”

It turns out that people can also change, and they can only be reduced to food for alienated animals and plants. Shi Weishen was in a much better mood, touched his chest, and asked Yan Hanjiang: "Can I tell them about this, and let them work hard to develop their abilities as soon as possible?" ”

Yan Hanjiang was noncommittal, and waved his hand to untie the immobilization technique on the umbrella.

Shi Weishen immediately spread the news, and asked the people who heard it to shout with him, so that the group of people who followed them to escape, and those who were still hiding in the distance and didn't dare to come out, knew that they could still have a direction to work towards, and they could have a little more hope for the future.

There is hope to have the motivation to live.

The grass carp spirit who led the team in front didn't care about the human affairs behind him, and raised his knife to cut off the air roots that were blocking in front, leading everyone into another jungle full of dangers. Yan Hanjiang slashed the moths with a knife, spit out the cold air to empty the poison gas, and then grabbed a thorny locust that was the length of his thigh, tore off his hind legs and looked at it.

He also remembered the fried grasshoppers that Shao Zongyan made in the desert, so he stopped these edible things by himself and put them directly into the magic treasure bag. The strange beasts that pounced from behind and from the flanks didn't care too much, leaving the local inhabitants to work together to fight them, and also allowing them to trigger the evolution switch in the battle with their life force. Shi Weishen still can't do what he can do by standing in a safe place and watching others survive, holding an umbrella and being a firefighter everywhere, he can save one by one.

In this seemingly endless battle between humans and beasts, the aura in the doll's house suddenly changed, Yan Hanjiang hurriedly lifted the room and looked in, and saw Shao Zongyan's breathing deepening, the eyeballs under his eyelids twitched a few times, and he slowly opened his eyes.

The first smile on his face after coming to this world appeared, and he asked softly, "How do you feel when you wake up?" ”

Shao Zongyan rubbed his eyes, looked at the huge face, and the equally huge crowd behind him, and it took a while to come back to his senses and ask, "Brother Yan, you turned me into a ...... again"

No, not to turn into a small fish. This time he had hands, and his eyes were on the same plane, and he wore a small robe. So he's ...... Got smaller?

Yan Hanjiang nodded, his face was not red and he didn't breathe, and pushed the problem to the Thousand Mirage Pavilion: "A customer has named you to ask for rescue." At that time, you were in Dingzhong, and I was reluctant to wake you up, and it was inconvenient to bring someone about my age over, so I had to shrink it to this size. ”

"I see, there is Brother Lao Yan." Shao Zongyan smiled at him, and when he saw something exposed behind him, he couldn't help but widen his eyes and shouted, "Look at that frog!" Frogs are actually going to eat people, how can there be frogs bigger than people! ”

How many dry pot frog legs can you make!

This time, the attitude of the Yan family was completely different from when they answered the customer, they reached out and pressed his shoulder to prevent him from getting up, and said lightly: "Don't worry, this thing looks big, and it will be cut off with one knife." ”

He threw his scimitar backwards in his left hand, spun around the frog's head, and cut off the huge head, splattering blood all over the ground.

The little customer service in the house smiled at him, and his vivid expression after a long time almost dazzled his eyes: "Such a big frog is enough to eat a few meals, Brother Yan, let's eat dry pot frog meat at night, okay?" ”

"Okay." Not to mention the dry pot frog meat, even if Shao Zongyan wants to eat dry pot grass carp meat now, he can cut a piece of meat from his tail.

The customer couldn't see that the customer service woke up in the back, but saw that the family members seemed to have suddenly changed from cold-blooded animals to warm-blooded animals, and took the initiative to help them cut down the difficult giant horned frog, and couldn't help muttering: "Could he be alienated too?" ”