83|Those days when family members substituted for work
Now that he is awake, Shao intends to continue to complete his work. He stepped out of the dollhouse, jumped into the air and looked at Yan Hanjiang, called "Brother Yan", and waited for him to change himself back to his original form.
His feet stepped on the real thing again, but it was not the land he expected, but the soft and slightly cool palm.
The space on this street is divided into small pieces by curtain-like air roots, and the wind does not penetrate, and the evaporated water vapor of the plants wraps around the body of the person stuffy and hot, so it is very comfortable to stand barefoot in the cool palms of your hands.
But it was really inconvenient to move with such a small body, Shao Zongyan patted the finger that poked his chin, and asked firmly: "Brother Yan, you quickly change me back, now I can't see all the people like this, and I can't even recognize who the customer is." β
Yan Hanjiang shook his head and said sternly, "No." You don't have clothes. β
Human beings are not like demon cultivators, after transforming into a body of skin, they can turn into fitted clothes, and now this small dress will be stretched into pieces as soon as he gets bigger, and then ...... Everyone in this space can see a sleek Taoist priest.
His fingertips were still pressed against Shao Zongyan's face, and he slid down the neckline for a short time, as if to imply that he was about to become "slick" after he returned to his normal posture.
Fortunately, at this time, everyone was busy fighting against the evolved beasts rushing from all directions, trying to squeeze out their abilities, and no one noticed their little move. Shao Zongyan coughed lightly, quietly brushed away the troublesome finger, and forcibly changed the topic: "What kind of world is this, how can there be so many monsters?" Are the people behind those who were saved by Brother Yan? β
Yan Hanjiang then remembered the customer, grabbed it back, grabbed Shi Weishen, who was still helping everywhere, and brought it to Shao Zongyan and introduced: "This is the customer who asked for help this time." He wants you to save him, but you are not awake in Dingzhong, so I have to work for the time being. β
Shao Zongyan touched his fingers to appease, and then showed a small, bewitching smile to the customer, which was not like a Taoist priest of a good family, and said the sentence that Shi Weishen had been looking forward to for a long time: "Hello, distinguished customer, I am Shao Zongyan, the customer service of Yuanyang Canghua's large-scale online game, and I am here for you." β
That's how it feels!
Although I didn't hear this sentence when I was most in danger and looking forward to customer service rescue; Although the customer service didn't hold his head and let him lie on the knee pillow; But listening to the little customer service saying this sentence in a softer voice than in the video, he deeply felt that this game was worth buying!
was chased by a strange beast, and was almost swept away by a tentacle plant, so it was worth it!
Shi Wei wiped his eyelids with deep emotion, and he couldn't wait to hug the little customer service immediately to express his excitement. But before he could say anything, Yan Hanjiang snatched the attention of the customer service with words he didn't understand: "This world is suffering from the catastrophe of the end of the law, and all the avenues are collapsing. The power of the shattered Great Dao will contaminate the creatures of the world, causing them to mutate and possess the power of a monk. The people of this world are also in the process of mutating, and the killing of TongguΓ² can stimulate the remnants of the Great Dao stained on their bodies, so you don't have to get too involved in the things of fighting, and fighting more is good for themselves. β
As soon as he beckoned, the giant frog with no head also fell to the three of them, and the blood in the cavity was drained clean, revealing the pure flesh of white raw powder on the top. He sat on Shao Zongyan on his shoulder, waved his frog sleeve, and glanced at Shi Weishen: "Customer, you go and greet the back, move faster, don't waste time for the monsters that can't catch up with them." β
No, why didn't he get the treatment he deserved even if he had customer service? It's just inhumane to take a substitute shift for a family! He asked the customer service to rescue alone, not family members!
Complaining is complaining, seeing that the group is not as big as the customer service of his own palm, he is not willing to really let him see what work, and honestly holds an umbrella into the crowd to spread the word. Yan Hanjiang walked forward slowly, raised his hand to tear open a densely intertwined piece of air roots and vines in front of him, and handed the slashing knife to Shao Zongyan's hand, letting him try to deal with the oncoming flying flying squirrel.
This knife is built according to the size of a normal person, Shao Zongyan's current small body is not as big as the handle of the knife, and he has taken the knife with both hands, but he can only hold it stiffly in front of his chest, and he is afraid that it will fall if he moves slightly.
Even if he used the anti-gravity force field to force the knife to float, the knife was too big and his hand was too small, and it was not easy to hold it hard, and the force of the cut was always light. The knife was like a huge inflatable toy in his hand, and if his arms were slightly deflected, or the blade bumped somewhere, it would deflect and even flipped out of his hand.
Yan Hanjiang casually sent away the things that collided, held the blade and handed it to him again, taught him to use his true qi instead of using his hands to control the knife, and to use his divine sense instead of his eyes to look at those monsters, and asked him very strictly: "When you cultivate to a higher level, one day you will encounter those desolate beasts that are like these monsters compared to humans and the height difference between you and you now, can you also become bigger?" You've now laid the foundation to completely change the fighting habits of the mortals of yesteryear. β
Shao Zongyan was very ashamed of his earnest teachings, and resolutely said: "Brother Yan, you are right, I will definitely practice killing the enemy like this, and I don't want you to turn me back anymore." β
Yes, it's nice not to rush back. Yan Hanjiang helped him wipe the sweat off his face and neck, tore off the strip of cloth and tied a ponytail high behind his head, then lowered his head and kissed the little face.
Shao Zongyan kissed half of his face, patted his lips with his eyes closed, and whispered: "Don't make trouble." β
They were not moving fast or slow, just enough for the people behind to follow, and there was still time for them to practice fighting the beasts. Because they agreed to the customer's request, they did not go straight to the teleportation array, but first turned into several neighborhoods, rescued the relatives of those cafΓ© members, cleaned up many abnormal plants wrapped around the unit building, and rescued the elderly and children who were trapped at home waiting for rescue.
When they met them, they took them as rescuers sent by the army, and when they saw them, they grabbed their hands and cried and thanked them. Yan Hanjiang ignored these mundane things, and Shi Weishen became the leader of this group of people because he could fight and had a little ability to command battles, and he didn't know how many trapped people he came forward to appease.
When those people complained to him, they also revealed a very important news -- the radio broadcast many times that the army had already marched into the city from the military region and was ready to come to the community to rescue people, and asked residents in various localities to stay indoors as much as possible and wait for rescuers to come to the door.
That's right...... Expected news. No matter what world it is, if something so big happens, the government has to be ready to come to the rescue. Shi Weishen breathed a sigh of relief - the customer service he called would send him out of this world at most, and he would not care about the rest of the matter, and he would be relieved to be able to hand over these people to the army, so that they would not be left helpless in such a ghost place.
But there are also people who are not at ease. Several of the people who had inspired the supernatural abilities shouted fiercely: "If the army is in charge of us, why is there no one now?" These people are people who come to clear the killing vine to stay in peace, but there are no such people in my family, maybe there are no evolutionaries at all! I don't believe that others will go to the rescue, so I should go back and watch them myself! β
There were not a few people who thought this way, and a few people on the spot responded to their call and decided to leave this team that was slow to move and could not fight, and went alone to save their families.
Others, who had also been rescued, were not accustomed to the way they turned their faces when they had their abilities, and the fear and frustration that had been suppressed for a day were almost vented by this trigger, and they almost fought next to a large field of mimosas with sharp spikes that glistened with cold light.
Shi Weishen, who persuaded the fight, was almost thrown by them onto the mimosa cannibal leaves.
As soon as this happened, the customer service couldn't stand it, and a snow-white knife light slashed down from the front of the two groups of people, cutting a terrifying crack in the ground that was several meters deep. The dirt on both sides rolled up and kicked up dust, pounced on those people's heads and faces, and also suppressed their anger and fighting spirit.
The scimitar floated in the air, and on top of it stood a light and petite doll-like human, who turned around and glanced at everyone, and said sternly, "I didn't want to care who went and who stayed, but your battle almost hurt our game's customers, and this kind of thing is not to be repeated!" Now whoever wants to leave just leaves, and those who don't want to leave don't have to worry about them! We will not abandon anyone who is willing to follow us, nor will we tolerate anyone who hurts our customers! β
Shi Weishen once again felt the wonderful feeling that it seemed as if a light had illuminated the world, and he himself was in the center of that light, and he couldn't wait to lie on the customer's lap on the spot.
It's a pity that the customer service is too small now, and there is a family member with a particularly bad attitude next to him, not to mention wanting to lie on the customer's knee, even if he wants the customer service to lie on his knee.
Shi Weishen sighed in frustration. Those rescued who were held down also sighed in frustration.
They think how strong they have been and what kind of future they can have in the future, but look at the ditch in the ground - they think they are so strong that they can't even compare to a small customer service the size of a palm.
Shao Daochang showed his hand, and even the strangers who took the initiative to rescue the team regretted it a little. They are not the group of people in the cafΓ©, they have not been brainwashed by Shi Weishen, and they are always busy fighting on their own when they encounter a crisis, and they don't have such an intuitive feeling about the strength of customer service and family members, so they can lightly ask to leave the team.
Now they have seen the true strength of the other party, and they have also realized why this team is so bloated and scattered to this point that they have never been injured. But it's too late to figure it out now, and the scar in front of them is a reminder that they don't have the right to keep up with this team anymore.
The team has been divided once, and there are many less young and brave Adepts. Although the rest of the people are united, because the people with strong combat effectiveness have gone a lot, it is inevitable that the speed of progress has slowed down a lot. And under the cover of dense trees, it got dark earlier than usual, so they simply stayed in a hotel near the residential area, and by the way, they rescued the manager and waiters trapped in the hotel.
The glass of the hotel was also shattered quite a bit, but the large vines that were wrapped around were suppressed by the Chopper and turned back into ordinary vines that could not attack people. The vines themselves have a deterrent effect on alien beasts, and with their protection, there is no need to worry about animals going through the window to eat this night. The hotel managers and waiters were very enthusiastic about the group of people who had saved them, and took the initiative to take out the water they had saved at the beginning of the change to wash their faces and hands, and also made them a hot dinner.
Although the hotel had been cut off from water and electricity, it was stuffy and hot, but after a day of fighting, they could still have hot meals to eat and lie on the soft big bed, which was good enough.
Shi Weishen is still living better, he finally eats the dishes made by the customer service like Colonel Fang Li, whom he has envied for a long time!
After entering the hotel, Yan Hanjiang took out the plastic bag of water and threw it to Shi Weishen, and soaked Shao Zongyan in a small bowl for eating, personally washed his hair and body, and had a lot of fun, and he went into the bathroom and poured a large tank of fish bubble bath.
After the three of them had washed up, the cooks in the kitchen were gone, and they were just in time to deal with the horned frog. Yan Hanjiang occupied an entire kitchen alone, and took out horned frogs on the edge of a large row of stoves to cut and debon, and tore off the slippery thick frog skin with his bare hands, and he was very skillful and neat.
The customer who came to see the excitement held his chin that was about to fall and couldn't help asking, "Don't you know how to cook?" β
Yan Hanjiang glanced at him lightly, and was not interested in dealing with him anymore, so Shao Zongyan replied on his behalf: "Brother Yan doesn't cook much other dishes, but the boiled fish is very good, and the fish fillets are very neat. β
So, picking frogs and slicing fish seem to be a bit similar? He squatted next to him and watched it carefully for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion: People's family members are willing to cook for the customer service and are not willing to cook for him. I've been single for too long, and I don't even understand this!
Although his eyes and soul were hurt by Yan Zhan, he still insisted on not leaving, vowing to eat the first bite of hot frog meat that had just come out of the pot!
The freshly peeled frog meat was pink and clear, and the large muscles were removed and thrown on the table, so Shao Zongyan flew over slowly and cut the meat with a true yuan control kitchen knife. Anyway, this meat can't be cut into the shape of half a body and two legs like a small bullfrog, and the frog meat is tender, so you don't need to cut it into too small pieces, you can simply cut it into thick hob pieces, and you can eat a bite.
He stood on the back of the knife, and as the knife went up and down, the knife fell, and he had to turn it over with the real yuan control piece of meat, and he was so busy that he couldn't raise his head, and he actually cut a large table of meat pieces with a rattle.
After cutting the meat, you also have to cut potatoes, lettuce, celery, green onions, ginger and garlic. Yan Hanjiang was still picking frog skins and locust meat, so he couldn't help much, Shi Weishen was a little embarrassed to look at it next to him, showed his claws fiercely, leaned over and said, "That...... Are you tired from your neck? You rest for a while, and I'll peel the onion and garlic for you. β
He usually doesn't cook at all, even if he wants to help, he can only do this kind of dispensable work, and while peeling garlic, he thinks ashamedly: Let's practice cooking when I go back in the future.
By the time his garlic was peeled and the green onions were peeled, Shao Zongyan had already cut a table of vegetables and fried the potato strips. He is also quite neat when he usually fights, and when he cooks, he is so clumsy that he can't stand it, so he hurriedly handed over all the things, watching Shao Zongyan lift the small ring behind the knife handle, smash the garlic with the knife surface of the big knife, cut off the green onions, and put the ginger cut into large pieces, the ready-made chili peppers and peppers in the seasoning jar into the air, and control them to jump into the pot and fry them with oil.
The whole process was like a spell, and he suddenly realized that the next thing to come out of the pot was a slimy, black, and disgusting magic potion. But no, as the black smoke rose on the oil surface, the green onions, ginger and garlic were stirred out of an extremely fragrant taste, and then Shao Zongyan dragged a big spoon and jumped onto the hot sauce jar, shoveled it deeply, grabbed the spoon and pulled it out.
He hurriedly leaned up and shouted, "I'm coming, I'm coming!" Holding the handle of the spoon, he dug a full spoonful and asked, "Is this enough?" β
"That's enough." The little customer service on the side of the jar looked at him and smiled: "I didn't expect you to be quite spicy." β
"Of course you can!" Such a cute little customer service praised him for being able to eat, and he had to be able to eat if he couldn't eat! He scooped up a few large spoonfuls of hot sauce and threw them into the pot, picked up the shovel before the customer service jumped to the edge of the pot and said, "Don't move, just look at it, I'll come, I'll come." β
He grabbed the shovel and shoveled it up and down a few times, and was snatched away by the family members who rushed behind him, and the people were also driven to the legs of the locusts in the open field. The family member said indifferently and ruthlessly: "You take out the meat inside, I'll get this." β
The customer service also fell on the shoulders of the family members, and echoed with a smile: "You don't know how to cook, be careful of scalding." If you don't want to get that leg, don't do it, I'll just pick the meat for a while. β
How could that work. While digging out the meat, Shi Weishen once again deeply felt that he was a fancy abused single dog, and the pair of customer service and family members behind him only cared about his body not being harmed, and would never care if it hurt his fragile heart.
He sniffled and dug for the locust meat, digging and digging, and suddenly felt that the taste in the air was wrong. It's not the faint and choking spicy taste before, but an indescribable fresh fragrance, which neutralizes the excessive spiciness, and has a moisturizing and mellow feeling.
He heard the customer service family say in a warm voice: "This meat is cooked when it is hot, how about you taste it." β
The small voice of the customer service also sounded: "It's delicious, but it's a little spicy, but Brother Yan, you're not afraid of spicy, right?" You taste this piece ......"
"I want it too!" Shi Weishen slammed the smooth locust knee bone, turned around and strode to the side of the pot, picked up his chopsticks and grabbed a large piece of snow-white frog meat soaked with red oil, and took a hard bite.
The temperature and spiciness of the scalding tongue exploded at the same time, and his tears burst out at once, covering his mouth and swallowing it, he didn't spit it out, and his red eyes were looking for water everywhere to cool down.
Shao Zongyan was afraid that he would be scalded, so he hurriedly took out a pot of water from the magic weapon bag and gave it to him, but he shook his head desperately, and he chewed the piece of frog meat and ate it slowly against the temptation of cold water. While sniffing, he wiped his tears and said bitterly: "It's delicious, it turns out that frog meat tastes like this, fortunately I didn't drink water just now, otherwise I wouldn't have tasted it!" β
After enduring the heat and spiciness, he chewed out the sweetness of the original taste of the frog meat, the meat was tender and smooth, and it was better than any high-end cuisine he had ever eaten in his life! He poured half a pot of water and rushed to the plate of frog meat on the table, bravely swallowing the pain of the spicy taste burning on the tip of his tongue and lips.