Chapter 36: Red and Sick (8)
Because Xiao He's cooking is so delicious, everyone in the crew couldn't help but take photos and post them on the Internet to show off.
Lu Tingting, the little flower girl who played the heroine, couldn't do it proudly: "I have a big meal to eat every day~\(โงโฝโฆ)/~Happiness~, Brother He, the Lun family wants to give you a monkey." returned the director, screenwriter and other good actors who played.
Tingting flirted with me: Tingmei (-ยทโโยท-) - Is it really that good? I also want to do it~
Ye is so handsome: Tingting~ Give me a lick~ I really want to lick it~ It looks like it's a good time (^v^)
Good Night*: I really want to lick it1
Grass melon grass pumpkin: I really want to lick a bite of 10086
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What made everyone fall through the glasses was that Xiao Xianrou, who played the male lead, was also there clamoring to smash Xiao Hesheng's monkey. Frightened, his fans, and the support group all burst into tears and asked him if he had been bent. Xiao Xianrou's agent came out to defend: "It's so delicious, I also want to give Brother He a monkey to smash." Everyone in the crew fell to Xiao He's honey cooking skills, and shouted at him every day "Brother Crane ~ Brother Crane", waiting for Xiao He to feed. Xiao Xianrou's agent is a rough middle-aged man, he took an equally rough selfie of Xizi heart-to-heart version and uploaded it, and finally attached three pink hearts symbolizing the hazy girl's heart.
Because of many people, the original owner's Weibo became very popular. In the end, the official Weibo of this movie even included Xiao He, probably wanting to take advantage of this topic to hype the movie. Then Xiao He was once again on the hot search because he was on the official Weibo, and he couldn't be removed from the topic list for a long time, and there were hundreds of thousands of fans on Kung Fu Weibo in the past few days alone.
Xiao He didn't expect that cooking would have this effect. The limelight has been accompanied by repression and criticism. Many people accuse Xiao He of having a very low level, bad cooking skills, and no beauty at all in his cooking.
A chef who is also an Internet celebrity began to laugh at him: "It's like a lump of shi, I really don't know that there will be people eating such a thing, and the methods used by some people to become popular and hype are too low-level."
Although it is a slander made out of nothing, there are still many people who agree with his views. Because they think Xiao He is just an actor, the level of business, what delicious food can he make? I really think I'm a god of food, what's delicious? Braggart doesn't play drafts.
So many people tore Xiao He, and Xiao He didn't go back, he was so busy that he wanted to make money, how could he have time to tear up with that group of idle keyboards/heroes every day? Second, he doesn't need to come out of this matter, after all, it is involved with the filmmaker, even if the film company thinks about the box office, he will not let anyone pour sewage on him. They said that Xiao He was fine, but what happened when they said that the filmmaker relied on this matter to hype, and even scolded the director, investors, and leading actors? You said that Xiao He made a lump shi, doesn't that mean that they eat shi? So there is no need for Xiao He to make a move, the fans of the sailors and leading actors hired by the film party will not leave the film armor killed by that group of people.
A few days later, when Xiao He went online again, Xiao He found that he was praised on the Internet. Xiao He said that it feels really good to bully others. It would be nice when he was as rich as the filmmaker. When they are sprayed, some are whitewashed by the water army. But this is also to think about it, he now even has to earn money desperately for dried fish in the summer.
It took a long time for the system to appear, and when it appeared, it looked like it was not dead or alive.
Xiao He: Where have you been?
[System: Don't mention it, I'm going to the president.] Oh, by the way, the president told you to hurry up and work hard to abuse Qi Xia, and if the abuse is not bad, he will beat you to death. ใ
Xiao He: ...... Why?
[System: Because this guy is coming back, the president thinks he has signs of waking up. ใ
Xiao He asked with the attitude of a studious baby: How do you see it?
[The system snorted coldly: Do you think ordinary cats can become humans?] If any cat can become a human, then wouldn't the world be chaotic? ใ
Xiao He was a little apprehensive: Last time you said that Qi Xia is not a human, but a monster. Are you sure?
[The system vibrates: Of course.] No, that's not comprehensive, in short, our president is a good person who represents the moon and justice, and Qixia is an evil bad person, you just need to remember this. We must resolutely defend the president and severely abuse the summer. ใ
Xiao He looked confused: Just because he looks down on, won't he? Just because of this, you abuse him like this?
[The system frowned and reprimanded: Isn't this a crime? What greater sin could be than this? Are you questioning our President? ใ
Xiao He: ...... Can't
The task issued by the system to Xiao He was to tell him that he was in love with someone else, and that he was ambiguous with that person in front of Qi Xia. Xiao He was very hesitant, he felt that if he really did this, Qi Xia's death sickness would kill him.
The system asked Xiao He to pursue Lu Tingting, which was not really a pursuit, after all, it was too much to deceive the little girl's feelings, and their company couldn't do it.
[System: Just let Qi Xia think that you like that person.] We only abuse and pray for summer. ใ
Xiao He: "I understand everything. But why are you picking Lu Tingting? He was worried that if he did that, Qi Xia would kill Lu Tingting. Don't doubt that he would do that.
System: "Because for a, the most painful thing is that the man he likes is not a, he is still a straight man, and he still likes a mother."
Xiao He: ...... You seem to have a lot of experience, huh? Looks like I've been underestimating you all along.
[The system is annoyed and angry: Gun roll. ใ
Xiao He: But I still can't agree. Lu Tingting's life will be in danger, the previous experience told me that Qi Xia is a madman, he will really kill Lu Tingting.
[The system's brain suddenly knotted, and said in a strange tone: You seem to be very confident that Qi Xia will not kill you, obviously your mortality rate is much higher than Lu Tingting. And maybe you'll be blown up/chrysanthemum or something.,No matter how you look at it.,You should be more worried about yourself.ใ ใ
Xiao He: ......
In the end, the system agreed to protect Lu Tingting closely and not let her be hurt at all, so Xiao He agreed to his approach, and then Xiao He began to chase Lu Tingting. However, the way of pursuing her is not too obvious, just cooking one more meal for her, and adding an extra chicken leg to each mealโฎ(โฏโฝโฐ)โญ In general, except for praying for summer, no one thinks that Xiao He is interesting to Lu Tingting. The system is about to cry, are you chasing people like this? With one more chicken leg per meal, who would think you're chasing her?
Xiao He said that it was enough to pray for Xia to believe it.
Qi Xia didn't believe it or not, but Xiao He felt it from the "whooshing" cold air that Qi Xia emitted every time he looked at him these days.
Qi Xia climbed onto Xiao He's bed in the middle of the night, and hugged Xiao He naked/naked/into his arms, Xiao He was frightened by the touch of the smooth skin. Qi Xia hugged Xiao He and said, "Xiao He, do you like Lu Tingting or me?"
Xiao He's mouth was fast, and he didn't think about the words before he came out, "You." As soon as these words came out, he covered his mouth in panic, and the system couldn't wait to jump out and punch him hard.
The smile on the corner of Qi Xia's lips gradually increased, and he took Xiao He's hand and licked his fingertips gently, with a star-like brilliance in his eyes. He said extremely gently in Xiao He's ear, "You just said that you like me, I believe it." So if you dare to betray me one day, I'll castrate you, and I'm going to blow you/chrysanthemum, the kind that is smeared with chili oil. โ
Xiao He was suddenly hit by 10,000 spiritual crits. Smash, how can you use such a gentle tone to say such cruel words, and still castrate him, and blow him up with chili oil, huh, did he dig your ancestral grave or sleep with your daughter-in-law in his previous life?
Xiao He was dying: "Big brother, can I choose a dog leash?"
Qi Xia's pupils suddenly shrank after hearing him say this, and the hand holding Xiao He tightened, Xiao He felt that his waist was pinched purple by him.
The color in Qi Xia's eyes was as hot as a flame, only reflecting Xiao He alone, and he said hysterically: "No, you can only be mine, you must always look at me and be with me forever." Then he weakly leaned on Xiao He's neck and begged in a low voice, "So don't leave me, okay?" I love you. โ
Xiao He sighed when he heard this, but he couldn't say the "good". He has no way to agree, as the system says, he is the opposite of Qi Xia, and he would rather reject him than deceive him.
Xiao He didn't say a word for a long time, and finally angered Qi Xia. Qi Xia's face was heavy, but his eyes were like two black swirls, and it seemed as if a scarlet madness was spreading under his eyes. He was extremely calm, but he seemed a little unusually calm. Xiao He only felt that his cold hair stood on end, as if he was being targeted by a cold poisonous snake.
Qi Xia's tone was as soft as the water waves under the moon, and he said, "Who is that person?"
Xiao He still didn't speak. It should be said that he does not know what he can say.
Qi Xia's bright red tongue slowly licked the corners of Xiao He's mouth, and black swirls surged in his affectionate eyes, and he said almost frantically, "Is it that woman?" It's okay, I'll make her disappear. โ
"All those who try to snatch you away. It's good to kill/die all. โ
He grabbed Xiao He's arm, and before Xiao He came back to his senses, he crushed it with a "click". Xiao He screamed uncontrollably, panicked and tried to push Qi Xia away, and then fled from here.
Qi Xia sneered, pressed Xiao He's two legs with his lower/half/body, and moved his hands down. Xiao He's eyes widened in horror, and an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.
Going to be exploded/chrysanthemum? The kind coated with chili oil? Don't, retribution doesn't come so quickly.
Qi Xia smiled and said, "If you dare to try to leave me, I will break your legs." As he spoke, he bared his cold teeth and bit down on Xiao He's exposed collarbone.
Well...... The taste was as good as he imagined, and it was a fight with small dried fish. No, it's better than small dried fish.
Otherwise, just eat the flowery crane, right? Eat all the blood in the bones.