Chapter 35: Red and Sick (7)
"Why do you want to cook for those guys?" Qi Xia looked at Xiao He jealously as he was carrying large and small food boxes. Qi Xia is his daughter-in-law, and he can only cook for him alone, and no one else can eat.
"It's not every day, it's just polite, and you can also attract fans to my Weibo, you made it, I lost my fans very strictly a few days ago, and I almost terminated the contract with that kitchenware company." Xiao He said as he cleaned up. In fact, he didn't want to do it, although the original chef was very good, it was still very laborious to cook so much food. However, since the last time Lu Tingting ate a bowl of wontons he made, the whole person has gone crazy and pestered him every day to feed him. Over time, the directors and producers couldn't resist the temptation to eat a little, originally just to taste the taste, but who knew that it was out of control.
When Qi Xia thought of this, he sighed. I didn't expect those guys to even care about their own black/material in order to eat. It's really hateful, this is made by his daughter-in-law, how can they eat it~ Qi Xia rolled on the ground angrily, her white round body was like a glutinous rice ball, and the dull hair on her head was still shaking.
Xiao He kicked him lightly, "Go get dressed, we're going out." "Although Qi Xia can become a human now, it can't be changed for too long, otherwise it will take several days. Qi Xia rubbed Xiao He's ankle, and then neatly turned into a human and got dressed.
After sitting in the car, Xiao He gave Qi Xia a celery and pork stuffed dumpling, and Qi Xia picked it up and ate it with his eyes shining. However, although he eats quickly, he still eats very elegantly, after all, he has to maintain his image in front of his wife. Xiao He doesn't like celery, but Qi Xia does, and he has a perverted love for coriander. But Xiao He saw coriander, but he avoided it. He couldn't have imagined that there would be anyone in the world who liked coriander and celery, two terrible foods of hell. It's so unpalatable, it's even worse than traditional Chinese medicine.
Qi Xia likes the crunchy sound when he bites into celery, but he doesn't like to be too vegetarian, so Xiao He added some pork to him. Pork is not completely lean, it is a little fat, and the oil and water will slowly leach out when you eat it.
"Hehe, I love you." After eating a beautiful meal, the summer prayer bubbles with happiness.
Xiao He gave him a blank look, "Boring." The corners of his mouth rose slightly. In fact, Qi Xia's favorability towards him has long been full, but the system doesn't know where he died, and he doesn't issue tasks. But that's fine, after all, the task of "dumping him hard" is too perverted.
As soon as she arrived on the set, Lu Tingting, who was wearing a pink coat, pounced on Xiao He, "Why did you come?" Qi Xia raised one foot in disgust, and crossed between Lu Tingting and Xiao He with condescension, prompting Lu Tingting to keep a distance from his wife.
Lu Tingting didn't care, and went straight to the point, "Hehe, people are hungry, and they want to have a meal." โ
Qi Xia blackened his face, and he actually sold cuteness with Hehe, which was really shameful. And does she know how to sell cute? Selling cuteness is called stupid in her, and it is called cute in him.
Qi Xia's watery glasses sparkled and said to Xiao He: "Hehe, people are also hungry, they want a second meal~"
Xiao He's goosebumps rose.
Because considering that there are a lot of people in the crew, they can't just give Director Lu Tingting to eat, which will be gossiped about, so Xiao He did more. There are fatty beef rice, sesame oil chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs, and some dumplings. Considering that there were many people and he was afraid that he would not have enough points, Xiao He also brought a lot of rice, and when the time came, he would put a particularly delicious sausage made by himself, and put a soft-boiled egg on the rice, so delicious that his tongue could fall off.
Qi Xia felt that she was hungry again. Hey, why doesn't Hehe want to cook for him alone? I really want to lock him up, I want to think about it. Shut him up in a place that only he knows, and then only the two of them will live forever and ever, never to be separated.
Lu Tingting has already eaten with tears in her eyes, huh, numb, delicious, help. I feel like I'm going to die on the food this guy makes. Lu Tingting snatched another chicken leg of sesame oil chicken, took a bite, and swallowed a big mouthful of rice with sausage slices, feeling that she was about to ascend to heaven.
I finally know what it means to be alive. I finally know what the meaning of acting is. Hehe, people live to meet you, just to eat a bite of your cooking. Lu Tingting looked at Xiao He with green wolf light in her eyes while eating, she really wanted to die by this man's side. Lu Tingting gobbled up while glaring at Xiao He, and was glanced at by Qi Xia, so she dodged in a gloomy way. But when Qi Xia turned her head, she began to stare at Xiao He viciously again, her eyes glowing green.
The reaction of the others was similar to that of Lu Tingting. Boom, how could there be such delicious things in the world, what kind of life did they live before?
While fighting with sesame oil chicken, the director secretly swore in his heart that as long as there is a role in the future, he must find Xiao He to play it. Oh my mother, it's so delicious, so delicious that he can't be moved, there is no one of the best things he has ever eaten in his life.
Xiao He thought that if he was the original owner, what kind of drama would he play, it would be better to cook, sooner or later he would be a god chef, and the god of food would be like a store (-ใปโโ-)โโ
And Qi Xia was so depressed that he couldn't do it. I really want to post a post to ask the majority of netizens, "What should I do if my wife's cooking is too delicious?" โ
The night is sultry: the landlord is showing off! Shame on showing off!
Fish broth broth: shameful 1
Qianjin Lu Xiaoniu: Ask for a picture, no picture, no truth.
Flying in the air: Seeking a map (-ใปโโใป-)โโ
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Qi Xia quickly deleted the post, so that he wouldn't be fooled. If you send a picture, more people will like the food cooked by his wife, and then how to break it if you want to make a promise? Hey, sometimes it's a sin for my wife to cook too deliciously.
In the end, the crew ate all the things that Xiao He brought, and there was not even a bit of dregs left. Everyone saw Xiao He and looked so moved that they were about to cry in the next second. Lu Tingting licked her fingers, it was this paw that just took the sesame oil chicken, it is so fragrant, I still want to eat it~
The director coughed pretendedly, and everyone realized that they still had to work as if they had just woken up from a big dream. Playing the male lead is a little fresh meat that has been very popular recently, and he was a little out of step with Xiao He, after all, Xiao He, a third male actor, is actually more handsome than him, and his little followers are more handsome than him, which is really annoying. But since eating Xiao He's meal today, his whole look at Xiao He has changed. It turned out to be the flower of Kaolin, and now it is the shy and timid little daughter-in-law whose husband has been missing for many years, looking at him with a hint of love and a few wisps of grievance.
"Brother He, why are you cooking so delicious?" Little fresh meat licked his lips.
Xiao He didn't know what to say, and Xiao Xianrou said again: "I like you so much, Brother He, your cooking is so delicious."
"Get out." Qi Xia said coldly, and then hugged Xiao He into his arms, "He's mine." โ
Xiao He was taken aback, this is the set, many people watched it, and Huaguo is still very repulsive to homosexuality/love itself. Who knew that Xiao Xianrou did not have the contempt that Xiao He imagined, but instead glanced at Qi Xia sadly, and said with envy and hatred, "Then can't you eat the food cooked by Brother He himself every day?" โ
"Of course." Pray for a summer chest / chest and nod proudly.
Xiao He: "......"
In order to eat Xiao He's meal again, the director specially arranged a scene where the third male protagonist is the female protagonist โกโก a bento to this day. Xiao He made the sushi there, cut the sushi beautifully, and then neatly arranged it in the lunch box. The photographer's eldest brother drooled when he saw it, and out of the psychology of the newspaper, he specially made a capital shot for the sushi. Delicious caviar, pink and tender fish fillets, verdant cucumbers, as well as seaweed and rice, the golden pair~ The photographer's grievances are all expressed through the lens, and he must let those viewers experience his current pain.
The screenwriter originally wrote about the heroine's birthday, and the third male cooked her a bowl of longevity noodles. But then I thought that I wouldn't get hurt when I cooked longevity noodles, and I wouldn't get hurt, so how could I make the heroine feel distressed. So this scene was added, when Xiao He was cutting sushi, Qi Xia confessed beside him, and then Xiao He accidentally cut his hand in a panic. If you cut it, you can make the heroine feel distressed. and then let the heroine fiercely reject the third male played by Xiao He, so that the audience's abuse can be aroused. Xiao He felt that this was simply a brain circuit with a strange painting style, but the screenwriter and director were serious, and he couldn't say anything. (โ_โ Actually, I just want to trick you into making more, longevity noodles or something are not enough to eat. ๏ผ
"Alright, the second and third machines are ready." As he spoke, the director made a starting gesture towards Xiao He. Xiao He is comfortable in front of the camera, wearing a blue mechanical cat's apron, with white and slender fingers, and elegant and natural movements to make a love bento for the goddess in his mind.
At this time, his secretary, who was wearing black-framed glasses and a gray casual suit, walked in with two long legs.
"President."
"Huh?" Xiao He replied casually, and all his attention was still focused on the bento he made for the goddess.
The cuffs of Qi Xia's white shirt rolled up a few times, but the suit was worn meticulously, looking capable and ascetic, his Adam's apple rolled, he didn't say anything, and quietly watched his boss cook.
Xiao He didn't find out that his secretary was still waiting for him until it was ready, and he apologized for stuffing a piece of sushi into the other party's mouth, and then threw one into his own mouth as well, and asked with an approachable smile, "How does it taste?" In your opinion, can you pass the test? โ
Qi Xia's eyes looked straight at his boss, who was a little embarrassed to avoid his fiery gaze, as if he could melt his gaze. Qi Xia stretched out his hand, and his boss retreated in panic, but Qi Xia only reached out and helped him take a grain of rice stuck to the corner of his mouth.
Just as his boss breathed a sigh of relief, he ate the grain of rice under his incredulous eyes. He took off his glasses, revealing a pair of glowing eyes, and licked/licked/licked/the corners of his mouth meaningfully and said, "It tastes great."
The director was amazed by the performances of these two, are they really just newcomers? This acting skills are believed by everyone who says that actors. The only one who can stand side by side with him is the deceased prayer summer. Hey, Qi Xia is also a jealous talent. I left just when I was about to make a name for myself.
The assistant director was a little worried, "Director Liu, the script, the script is not written like this?" โ
"I know, but I think they did a good job." Director Liu squinted and smoked, and spit out a few smoke rings.
"Do you want to cut this scene then?" The assistant director hesitated.
โโฆโฆ Keep it. โ
"What if I don't get it?"
Director Liu frowned, "It's not so strict, is it?" After thinking about it, he took a sharp puff on the cigarette, then threw the cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it with his foot, "Keep it for now, if it doesn't work, then talk about it." โ
โโฆโฆ Great. โ
On the other side, Qi Xia and Xiao He were still immersed in the plot. Xiao He was shocked, how dare this guy? There's no such thing in the script at all? Qi Xia, on the other hand, looked calm, only the little evil smile in his azure eyes revealed that he was not in a calm mood.