"According to reports, the well-known movie star Qi Xia was injured in an accident during filming. After his injuries, he was immediately taken to the hospital by the staff, but eventually died from his injuries. ”

Most people in Huaguo had a look of pity on their faces when they heard the news, but the eyes of a dirty stray cat next to a garbage can were full of anger.

"Ma Jingtian, I absolutely, absolutely, will not let you go."

"You're going to regret doing that to me. I'm going to make you lose the qiē you're after. ”

Qi Xia looked at the spring sun, raised his paws and made a poisonous oath in the cold wind.

But in the eyes of passers-by, this scene is very strange. I saw a fat, dirty ugly cat holding a meat paw, and barking at the sun with a strange expression, "Meow~Meow~".

A lively female college student passing by filmed the scene and posted it on the Internet with the title "Amazing Ugly Cat". Because the cat in this post is so ugly and behaves too strangely. So it didn't take long for the topic to hit the ground.

The night is sultry: "What a cute little boy (-·——·-)-Meow~Meow~People must dominate the country and have thousands of beautiful men meow~"

Broth bibimbap: "Huh~ It's so obscene upstairs, how do you know it's a male cat?" ”

The night is sultry: "Don't you see / eggs / eggs?" ”

Grass melon: "Where?" Where? I really want to see it~"

The eldest young master of the Lu family: "LS is so obscene, ashamed~ But I like it, and where is the /egg/egg?" I can't see. ”

……

One of the netizens enlarged the male cat's egg/egg and uploaded it, so the topic was hit again, and it remained high on the top of the popular throne. However, this has also attracted the attention of some animal protection associations, who feel that this violates the rights and meows of male cats.

The original blogger of the Animal Protection Association posted a Weibo: Animals are also dignified! If someone posts your /egg/egg online, how do you feel?

The night is sultry: there are eggs in the wood/eggs

Grass Melon: Wood with eggs/eggs +1

……

Xiao He was lying on the hospital bed, scrolling through Weibo, watching the popularity, and when he saw that Qi Xia had become an ugly cat, he could be said to be quite frightened.

"How did that guy turn into a cat? And it's so ugly? Xiao He muttered to himself, but it was much better than he thought Qi Xia was dead.

Xiao He: Didn't Qi Xia die in an accident while filming? That's not what the news says.

[System: Maybe he's dead. It is also possible to cross it. 】

Xiao He's black line, then you don't have to become a cat. And it's such an ugly cat. Xiao He flipped through his phone, carefully looked at the ugly photos of Qi Xia, and was fortunate to "appreciate" the /eggs/eggs in his meow.

"It's so pitiful, if Qi Xia knew that his /egg/egg had been posted on the Internet, would he kill himself?" Xiao He gloated.

[The system is also not a big deal to see the excitement: ~ I really look forward to his wonderful face after he knows. 】

Xiao He tilted his head: "For his pity, I'd better take him home quickly." ”

Qi Xia has been eating in front of a university cafeteria these days, and according to his observations, the university cafeteria is the place where the most food is eaten, and the students will also feed him very kindly. In this place, you can eat the most~\(≧▽≦)/~

Well, Qi Xia has completely put down his actor shelf. Nothing is more important than having a full stomach. In the first few days, he was a picky eater and refused to eat the leftovers given by the students. After a few days of starvation, he had learned to behave. When I see girls, I will yell at them "meow~meow~". If you're lucky, you can also get a full skewer or two. Qi Xia bit the chicken leg under his feet, and thought indignantly, if there is less salt, this cook should really be fired t^t

Hey, there's a chicken leg in front. Qi Xia immediately put down the chicken leg in his mouth, and pounced on the chicken leg in front of him, calling out in his mouth, "Meow~"

How did this chicken leg fly away? Qi Xia looked up and saw a thin boy wearing a fluorescent printed cashmere coat, wearing a big sunglasses on his face, looking weird.

"Meow~Meow~" Give me the chicken legs. Stupid guys. When I change back, you'll be the first to hit me. Qi Xia yelled angrily at Xiao He. But in Xiao He's ears, it was Qi Xia who was expressing his affection for him.

Xiao He handed the chicken leg to Qi Xia, and when Qi Xia buried his head in gnawing, he gently touched his head, Qi Xia hummed comfortably, and his mouth was still gnawing.

Xiao He sighed with emotion: "Dead pervert, I'm here to pick you up." ”

Qi Xia was busy eating, but he didn't hear it. But later, when Xiao He carried him away, he didn't refuse, and calmly wiped the cat's mouth full of oil on Xiao He's cashmere coat, and then burped and fell asleep in Xiao He's arms.

Qi Xia stretched out his little fleshy paw and pinched Xiao He's chest, which felt so good that he was jealous. What's the big deal, when he was still a human, he was much more handsome than this kid. Pray for summer to comfort herself.

In fact, there are many students in the school who want to catch Qixia and go back to raise it, because Qixia looks very well-behaved and not afraid of people. But Qi Xia avoided it. Just kidding, he is a human belching, not a cat, and he forgets his dignity as a human being. Never become someone else's pet~ But the reason why he went back with Xiao He was because ...... It's because, well, it's because the chicken leg Xiao He gave him is so delicious~\(≧▽≦)/~ It's too much of a loss not to eat.

And he didn't sell himself for glory! He just found a shovel for himself. That's right, this kid is a shoveler. Qi Xia rolled in Xiao He's arms, rubbed his belly on the warm sweater he had underneath, and thought beautifully.

The chicken leg for Qixia is indeed made by Xiao He, but the cooking skills that can score full marks are not Xiao He's, but the original owner's. The original owner is a third-rate actor, and he is also an Internet celebrity known for his food. In general, the food guides, recipes and other things he posted on the Internet brought him much better fame than his acting. Compared with his flawless cooking skills, his acting skills are really flattering, and after a few years of debut, he can only rely on his good-looking appearance to perform some vase roles. It's just that he still doesn't know it, he likes acting, he wants to be an actor, but his best cooking skills are his side hustle.

The original owner was not admitted to high school, because his parents were both cooks, so after graduating from junior high school, he went to New South to learn to cook. Despite his amazing talent in cooking, people just want to be a star. Well, a chef who doesn't want to be a star is not a good cook. So the original owner hid from his family and signed a contract with a brokerage company. However, his acting skills are too poor, he can't sing out of tune, and his limbs are stiff when he dances, and he can't even dance square dance! In the end, the agent who signed him because of his beauty was desperate and gave up on him completely. Then the original owner could only play the beautiful palace maid and concubine in some unpopular online dramas in order to make up the number of people......

The original owner's face is not very similar to Xiao He, but it is six or seven points similar to Qi Xia. Xiao He is quite satisfied with this. If someone else plays a palace maid, a lady or something with a face very similar to him, he will definitely cry.

Because it is very similar to the popular little growth that won the actor last year, the original owner has also been popular for a while. But everyone thinks he's a sister who looks like Qi Xia, and no one knows that he's actually a man......

"Let's eat hairy crabs tonight~" Xiao He, who has now lit up his cooking skills, is particularly proud to be a "good wife and mother" in front of Qi Xia, and took out the original owner's specialty dish to brush his favorability.

Qi Xia kicked away the cat food in front of him in disgust, raised his little meat claws and rushed towards Xiao He, circling in circles around his two long legs, and coquettish in his mouth.

Boo, hairy crabs, hairy crabs, I really want to eat hairy crabs. Pray for summer, and there are red hairy crabs floating in her head. At this moment, what revenge, what love, and what betrayal were all left behind by him.

Xiao He deliberately teased him: "This is my hairy crab, without you." ”

"Meow~Meow~" Qi Xia was so aggrieved that he couldn't do it, and his big round eyes seemed to be crying in the next second. Xiao He bathed him, and now his whole body is white, fragrant, and cute. Xiao He was so stunned by him that his heart was about to melt.

"Oops, here you go." Xiao He covered his face, peeled off the crab shell, revealing the golden thick/thick/dense crab roe and crab paste inside the hairy crab, and then put it on a small plate for Qixia. He wasn't worried that Qi Xia wouldn't eat it, and he wasn't a real cat, so how could he not eat it. Sure enough, Qi Xia licked the little meat claws, and happily pounced on the hairy crab, until the white hair next to the cat's mouth turned yellow.

The original owner's food is very famous on the Internet, and it is not an ordinary marketing account, a well-known kitchenware company signed a contract with him, and he is the spokesperson of Zheng'er Bajing. The original owner is not keen on making money online, and only when he can't delay it anymore will he cook a dish, write a recipe, and post it on the Internet. Xiao He is different from him, he still likes to play Weibo. Taking advantage of the delicious summer food, I also took several cute photos of him, and prepared to upload them to the Internet together with the pictures of the hairy crabs that had just been baked before. also left a message next to him to show off: "Chubby eats so delicious." ”

Chubby is the name he gave to Qi Xia. Hope he likes it. It's useless to dislike it~~~

However, before sending it, Xiao He thought that it would be sprayed, so he quickly withdrew it and didn't send out the Weibo. Cats shouldn't be able to eat crabs, give it to Qi Xia to eat, because he is not a cat, he will eat it. But if this Weibo post is posted online, he is finished. Just think about it and know what he's going to be sprayed like.

With such thoughts, when Qi Xia finished eating one and asked him for hairy crabs, Xiao He hesitated and scratched Qi Xia's chubby little neck, but he didn't give him a crab to eat. Qi Xia felt that he had suffered a loss and had been taken advantage of in vain. So after Xiao He fell asleep, he secretly crawled to the pot and stretched out his little meat claws to sneakily catch crabs......