"Damn, do you know how to act? I used to be able to make a vase, but now I can't even leave the vase? I'll give you one last chance, you give me a ten minutes to calm down, and then act like this dead man, and you will give labor and management a roll, there are more people who want to act, and there is no shortage of you. Director Jin angrily threw the script in Xiao He's face, Xiao He's face was red and white, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't do it.

Of course he can act. He had won the Golden Duck Award before. To say that his acting skills are not as good as the original owner is simply an insult to him. The original owner reads according to the lines, can he perform the rich inner emotions of the characters in the play like him? [System: →_→]

He can't act well now, it's just, it's just...... The original owner played a bewitching concubine this time, huh.

However, the original owner also signed the contract, Xiao He glanced at the liquidated damages, and now he can't afford to lose even if he and Qi Xia are sold.

Boom. Originally, looking at the original starring woman, he was quite happy. I didn't expect to be retributed so soon. Elegant...... ...... Butterfly......

And in today's scene, there is also a scene of / lust / seducing the emperor. It is said that this plot is very critical, and it is precisely because the emperor was successfully seduced / lured that it triggered the emperor and the heroine to love and kill each other. The original starring role was a very important second female role, and this role was not his turn to play, but because he looked seven or eight points similar to Qi Xia, and the actor Qi Xia had just passed away recently, the investor wanted to make a gimmick for this, so he let him play the second female lead.

But why is it the second female? Have you all forgotten that the original owner was a cute boy?

It's so cute, it must be a boy's paper.

"Xiao He, the director called you." A small assistant pushed Xiao He, and Xiao He quickly came back to his senses from his daze, "Okay, I'll go right away." ”

Xiao He wiped the noodles from his tears, justice was awe-inspiring, and walked over with bold strides, hands and feet.

"What? Want to change the play? Why do you change the play temporarily? The last word of complaint, Xiao He said very lightly.

It was a little hot in the studio, so the director wore a white vest, a pair of large colored pants underneath, and a pair of * khaki flip-flops. While smoking, he glared at Xiao He, "You can act whatever you want, if you are not happy, get out, there are many people who want to film, and this film and television city can go around several times." ”

The director's saliva sprayed on Xiao He's face, and there was a strong smell of smoke in it, Xiao He endured it without wiping it, only pretending to be docile and nodding yes.

Director Jin saw that he had a good attitude, and his anger was not so big, "Give you half an hour to prepare." ”

Xiao He said respectfully: "Thank you, Director Jin." When Director Jin turned around, he quickly wiped the saliva that Director Jin sprayed on his face.

took the new script, Xiao He hurriedly flipped through it. This play turned out to be the second female dance/undress/dance played by him, on the bed/on/seducing/seducing the emperor. Because the screenwriter may later feel that the emperor was seduced successfully, which will affect the popularity of the male protagonist. After all, it's no longer popular to have unclean/clean male protagonists. How can a man who can't protect his chastity/be a wise and martial hero? So the screenwriters changed the scene.

But you can't let the male protagonist face the female partner's / temptation / confusion at all, otherwise how will you have a deep sadomasochistic relationship with the misunderstood female protagonist next. So the screenwriters came up with a compromise. The male protagonist is asleep.,I don't know if it's okay?

But in this way, the second female dances/takes off/dresses/dances alone, and there is no audience/public appreciation, how boring it is. So they asked the second female protagonist to jump at the male protagonist who was asleep in the curtain, but the male protagonist fell asleep, so after the second female climbed into bed, she could only stare at the male protagonist's cat all night. The next day, when the female protagonist came over, she found the disheveled female second, and then fought with the male protagonist.

Xiao He touched his chin and thought, it would be much easier for him to change it this way. Before he acted, he was trained by the specially hired dance teacher in the crew, and he could dance a little bit of that dance, but when he danced to a man, he really couldn't let go, and his movements were so stiff that he couldn't do it, not to mention the director, he was aggrieved to see it himself. Now acting against a cat, according to his thoughts, it must be very simple. However, this is not the case.

The cat in the crew who played against Xiao He was raised by the new generation of Xiaohuadan, who played the heroine. The temper is very bad, and before Xiao He twisted in front of her, her hair stood up, and she was eager to give the little / sassy / goods in front of her a claw!

Make you cheap. Is your waist thin? Great-looking? What are you writhing in front of her? She's a big beauty in the meow world, don't you want to live if you get an axe in front of her?

Xiao He didn't dare to approach the cat, but the plot required it, and he had to approach the fierce cat, and the end of doing so was almost scratched by the grumpy cat.

"How did you dodge?" Jin Daoqi is in a hurry.

Xiao He said helplessly: "She wants to bite me." ”

"No way, my Mimi is the most well-behaved." The owner of Meow, the little Hua Dan who played the heroine, said firmly.

The grumpy cat first said "meow~" sweetly to her master, then turned her head to Xiao He and looked like she wanted to give him a paw.

Xiao He's head turned quickly, and he said to the director: "Director, this is a female cat, doesn't the script say a male cat?" ”

The director scolded again: "You don't care if it's male or female, do you know how difficult it is to find a good-looking cat in the film and television city?" What kind of dead man he played, and he dared to make demands. ”

Xiao He showed a Sven smile, and the smile was deep: "My cat is a male cat, and it is very well-behaved. ”

After Xiao He hugged Qi Xia, the original owner of the cat, the popular Xiaohuadan, was still very unhappy, and dared to dislike her cat. The cat is in the people, the people and the cat are one, and the cat that looks down on her is the one who looks down on her. But as soon as I saw Qi Xia Bai Bai Chubby, a pair of big azure cat's eyes dripping around, I was cute, "Good mouth." Throwing away her cat with one hand, and then rushed over and snatched Qi Xia from Xiao He's hands, indulging in Qi Xia's beauty with a happy face, his tone was full of poetry, and he said affectionately, "It's so cute, it must be a boy paper." ”

Xiao Hua Dan said in his mouth, and his hands quickly opened Qi Xia's two legs, and excitedly flicked his little /egg/egg.

Qi Xia let out a desperate and poignant cat meow.

Xiao He was embarrassed, the female paper or something really couldn't hurt.

Xiaohuadan's female agent also looked at Qi Xia's two chubby little short legs with blingbling eyes, covered her face and said shyly: "I like to touch the cat's /eggs/eggs the most~"

When Qi Xia heard this, he wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself. Xiao He hurriedly snatched back Qi Xia, and lied without a draft in his mouth, "Don't be like this, he's still a child." ”

Xiao Huadan said indifferently: "Anyway, when I grow up, I want to become a eunuch/eunuch." ”

Qi Xia's death-like eyes became even more desperate. Xiao He hurriedly comforted him: "I won't cut him off." ”

Qi Xia's blue cat's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he yelled at Xiao He and said "meow~" a few times to please him. Xiao He stroked his little neck amusedly.

After the cat raised by Xiao Huadan was seen/colored/forgotten by the hostess, she was so sad that she felt that her whole cat life had become dark. But I found that the stunning and beautiful cat was actually a boy paper! It is as if I have discovered one of the most beautiful scenery in the life of a cat. Meow ~ Meow ~ Male God, Male God (-・――・-)――

Xiao He and Qi Xia worked well together, Xiao He whispered a few scripts to Qi Xia, and then Qi Xia cooperated very well to accompany him in this part of the play. Xiao He happily decided to wait a while to give Qixia more fragrant chicken legs~

Qi Xia was still immersed in the sadness of being touched/egg/egg/, but the moment Xiao He took out the lunch box, his sky lit up.

Xiao He is really a little angel. Every time he comes out with something delicious, his back glows. Qi Xia's two fluffy little meat paws held the big chicken leg and gnawed happily. But when a man in a suit and leather shoes passed in front of him, he froze. But it was only for a moment, and he soon threw himself into the lingering sympathy with the chicken legs.

Xiao He also saw the man, Ma Jingtian, who was the culprit who caused Qi Xia to die unexpectedly after being seriously injured on the set. This man's father divorced his mother for cheating when he was very young. Then Ma Jingtian and his mother depended on each other. Ma Jingtian's mother loves his son very much, and he worked four jobs a day in a daze, which dragged Ma Jingtian to college. Even if he didn't go to the university, he agreed to go to Nanying to study acting in her opinion. It's enough to see how good this Ma Jingtian's mother is to him.

Ma Jingtian is also a filial person, and he has been working and studying during his school days. When he was studying acting in Nanying, he often went outside to play some small roles such as cannon fodder, on the one hand, to improve his acting skills, and on the other hand, to relieve his mother's burden.

However, Ma Jingtian fell in love with Nanying's influential figure, the only son of the Qi family, Qi Xiashi, which aroused strong opposition from his mother.

"Can a man give you an inheritance? Can I do your laundry and cooking? You're good with a man, are you worthy of me? I raised you for nothing, you white-eyed wolf. ”

Ma Jingtian has always listened to his mother's words, but he has always refused to give in to the matter of praying for summer.

Ma Jingtian's mother finally had to accept it, after all, it was her most beloved son. So she vented her son's disobedient anger on Qi Xia. But how can praying for summer be soft? Ma Jingtian looks very similar to Xiao He himself, Xiao He thought to himself, Qi Xia must have agreed to Ma Jingtian's confession for this reason. Although Qi Xia agreed to fall in love with Ma Jingtian, it was impossible for him to be a nanny and serve him, so Qi Xia avoided running into Ma Jingtian's mother.

Ma Jingtian's mother is also a capable person, she somehow actually made her belly bigger, and gave birth to a deformed child, and the child died within a few days. She is not sad, she just wants her son to go back to serve her as a confinement child.

Qi Xia disagreed, how could there be any reason to let his son serve his mother as a confinement child. Whoever gets it is responsible. Because of this, Qi Xia and Ma Jingtian had a big quarrel. Later, Qi Xia died unexpectedly in an accident on the set.