Su Dong explained: "Lao Li, this person likes to mumble. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lao Wu said: "If you mumble, let him mutter." ”

Su Dong said: "Lao Li loves to mutter, he meets friends on the street, he doesn't say hello to him, he can mumble for a year!" ”

"Wow!"

Su Dong continued: "He can mumble out his athlete's foot! ”

Lao Wu was surprised and said, "Can you mumble out athlete's foot? ”

Su Dong explained: "Lao Li is sick again, he is muttering while walking. ”

Lao Wu said: "Obsessive-compulsive disorder, this is! ”

Su Dong nodded: "Yes!" Virgo's! ”

Hearing Su Dong's explanation, all the friends present heard that it was not good.

Su Dong continued: "If I don't accept him, I think I'm rejecting him thousands of miles away, and if I mutter like this, I will have a burden on my thoughts, and as soon as I have a burden on my thoughts, I will be distracted from my work." If you are distracted, you will not be able to evaluate the senior title. I'm not delaying people's future, am I! ”

Lao Wu: "At a young age, you can think really far, and your thinking is really complicated. ”

Su Dong quibbled: "I love to think about others." ”

Lao Wu asked Su Dong: "What about the car?" What about the car at the end? ”

Su Dong said: "I'll keep it for him first." I'll give it back to him when it's rated! ”

Lao Wu said: "Look at what you said, you keep everything you come out and go in to open it?" ”

Su Dong: "This car is getting better and better, and the more it is released, the worse it is, I am running in for him." ”

Lao Wu had a disgusted expression: "I really said it, and I ran in and ...... Run-in and run-in," Lao Wu asked Su Dong to continue.

Su Dong said: "Look at you, I know that people like you love to discuss, especially to discuss. ”

"Humph!" Lao Wu snorted lightly.

"As soon as the car arrived, I customized a personalized car sticker."

"Personalized car stickers?" Lao Wu didn't understand.

"It's very clearly written."

Lao Wu: "...... written"

"Written: It's not mine!"

At this point, everyone knows that this is the title of the cross talk - "This is Not Mine".

"How nice?"

Lao Wu couldn't help but laugh and replied: "Hey! What's the use of this? ”

Su Dong forcibly explained: "I carved it in block letters." ”

"I can't do a book." Lao Wu said.

"Daikyo carved a mold for me."

Old Wu Hanqi said: "The little boots didn't wash the car for you?" ”

"What do you mean by little boots?" Su Dong asked him.

Lao Wu asked rhetorically: "Then tell me what big shoes are?" ”

"Look how terrible you are that you are uneducated, the Big Character Association."

"That's called the Calligraphers Association, who of us is uneducated."

Seeing this, many viewers will smile.

The show continues. Su Dong said: "The calligrapher carved the mold for me. ”

Lao Wu said: "What Wang Xizhi carved for you is useless." ”

"Which association is Wang Xizhi from?" Su Dong asked.

Lao Wu glanced at Su Dong up and down, wanting to laugh but couldn't help laughing, "Eastern Jin Dynasty." ”

"Which one is the Eastern Jin Dynasty? I haven't heard of it. ”

Lao Wu pointed at Su Dong: "This is the association, this is the name of the dynasty." ”

"Wow~~!!!" Su Dong exaggerated the long tone. "Want to ......"

Lao Wu grabbed Su Dong's hand: "I thought you were going to show your original form." ”

Su Dong: "Eastern Jin Dynasty, I know." ”

"Say."

"Before liberation."

"Poof!! Ha ha! I knew that Su Dong's answer would light up! Awesome! ”

"Gaga, in the future, when the history teacher examines our ancient history, the dynasty year, we can write that they are all before liberation."

"Hehe, this trick is good, this burden is good."

Lao Wu explained to Su Dong: "You still have to learn history, you still have to." ”

Su Dong continued: "It's all pasted. ”

Lao Wu asked: "Don't post it, is this sentence useful?" ”

"This tells people that it's not mine. How tight the wind is, in case someone reports me, as soon as the investigation team comes, although the truth is on our side, but we can't add a little trouble to people's busy work, right? ”

Lao Wu said: "I'm really afraid of licking trouble, don't you keep this car, you just leave the car there and don't open it, just leave it there." ”

Su Dong explained: "No, I don't have a garage. Where do I keep it? ”

Lao Wu said: "Isn't there a parking space over there in your house?" ”

"No, no, no, no, no......"

Lao Wu took Su Dong's hand and retreated: "Stay out of the way, stay out of the way." You may have stepped on the wires from the one you just did. ”

"Resolutely can't let go, you don't know how much the children in our community owe their hands! Last week, all the 4x4s in our yard were written on the back of the 4x4 with the equals 16. What should I do if my car is placed here, and then someone will make a row? How can I give it back to someone? ”

Lao Wu said: "Then you can find a covered one to shelter from the wind and rain." ”

"Where do I put the top? I'll let me go. Not to mention my family building, I can't even open my 470-square-meter affordable house. ”

Lao Wu was stunned: "How big is the affordable housing?" ”

Su Dong covered his mouth, as if I had said the wrong thing.

"Four hundred and seventy square meters of affordable housing!" Lao Wu asked.

"Vulgar, too vulgar, did I say economical?" Su Dong stiffened his neck and said, "Everything is linked to the economy." ”

Lao Wu said: "Then what you just said? ”

Su Dong's eyes rolled: "Friendship is suitable for the room." ”

"I sound fresh, how can I be a friendly room?"

Su Dong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You don't understand, Lao Li ......"

"How about you introduce this Lao Li to me?"

"Why?"

"How effective, this is a car delivery and a house delivery."

Su Dong explained: "This Lao Li is not that Lao Li, these are two people. This is an old friend of mine. ”

"It's a changeover."

Su Dong said: "Didn't you build another dormitory building recently, I am responsible for this matter, so I must ..... it."

"Hey, hey, isn't there something to do with this friendship and you being in charge of this project?"

Su Dong said unhappily: "Buckle your hat again, buckle your hat again, don't be gullible, people don't live up to me." I don't promise lightly, I don't live up to it. Zeng Zi said: What you think you think is what you think. ”

Lao Wu smiled and said, "How could Zeng Zi say such a thing." ”

"Lao Li is a friend of mine, he built us a dormitory building, and I know that he used to have a talent for architecture. It turned out to be the representative of our handicraft class. ”

"Hey, wait a minute, that's called talent?"

"The building blocks are good!"

Lao Wu said: "This doesn't count! ”

"So I'm not very relieved, before the staff officially moves in, do I have to let him build a suite for me, I will apply it first, inspect and inspect the quality project."

Lao Wu said: "Listening to you, are you risking your life to live in this room for the majority of employees?" ”

"Leader," Su Dong pretended to be affectionate and said, "You should suffer first and enjoy last." ”

Lao Wu said: "You take away the hardship, you are enjoying the 470 now." ”

Su Dong said: "What is enjoyment, I'm afraid that people like you will talk about the house, and I haven't lived in it yet." I started by writing a large-character work. ”

"Calligraphy works," Wu corrected.

"Bia (sticked) on the wall!"

Lao Wu said to Su Dong: "This (bia) word is used well!" If you taste it carefully, you can taste the mush! ”

The camera was aimed at the audience below, and many friends couldn't laugh anymore, everyone found out for the first time that the male god Su Dong was so funny!

Su Dong: "Pasted porcelain." ”

Lao Wu said: "Isn't it over if you just stick it there?" ”

"It's also very clear, it's written: It's not mine!"

Lao Wu said: "Why is this sentence again, this sentence is not omnipotent." ”

"Why isn't it omnipotent, this tells others that this house is not mine, how tight the wind is now, they report me back, and the investigation team comes, although the truth is on our side, but we can't make trouble for people's busy work, right?"

Lao Wu accused: "If you really think so, then don't you want this house?" ”

Su Dong said crookedly: "I don't want me to check the quality of the house, I don't want how to apply it?" ”

"No, then you ...... this room"

"You think I love to want it, this big man, let me tell you this, if I don't have Lao Li's car, I can't live in Lao Li's house."

"Khan! You see that your good life has become a tongue twister, let me ask you, are you embarrassed to live in this house now? ”

"I'm aggrieved."

Lao Wu asked: "Do you want to live under the sun again without being aggrieved?" ”

"And what do you think I should do?"

"If you listen to me, you will find the relevant departments to explain all these things that should be explained, so it's good, maybe there is still a glimmer of life, think about what if you become more and more aggrieved in the future, who will find out about your own little things, what should you do? As the so-called selflessness in the bottom of the heart, the world is wide! ”

Su Dong said: "That's okay, I can hand over the house, the car, and Su Chengcheng, oh, no, Su Chengcheng has to stay." ”

Su Chengcheng below is crying or laughing.

Su Dong continued: "Teacher Wu, I can hand over all of this, but I only have one request. ”

"You say."

"You have to testify to me that neither the house nor the car are mine!"

This cross talk is over. There was a round of applause below.

"Is this over?"

"It's so refreshing to watch! it! This is the program that the Spring Festival Gala should have! ”

"I give it full marks! Who thought of Su Dong's cross talk book, every sentence is a joke and a burden. ”

"Hehe, fortunately, my brother is witty, I didn't think about CCTV's Spring Festival Gala at all. Sure enough, CCTV's Spring Festival Gala was complained about as soon as it came out, but there was no Spring Festival Gala here in Allure Video! ”

"Yes, the message below the live broadcast channel of the Spring Festival Gala of Allure Video is all praised."

"I feel sorry for myself if I don't give praise, didn't I see the big boss of Su Chengcheng giving us New Year's greetings, but Su Dong, is it appropriate for you to show your affection in front of 100 million netizens?"

"I still have to eat dog food for the New Year, I don't accept it."

"It's really appropriate to broadcast that public service announcement at this time."

...... (To be continued.) )