"Oops, come in and it's a language show! It's still cross talk! Burst! Isn't that Lao Wu and Su Dong? Why did the two of them come in coats, is this talking about cross talk? ”

"No, the host came up to announce the curtain before, you, it's too late. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Yes, yes, when it's over, you go to watch the replay, and Su Chengcheng will come out to greet everyone for the New Year."

"And other executives of Allure Entertainment are also there. The artists didn't, but I understood when I saw Lao Wu and Su Dong appear. ”

"Su Dong's spirit, I feel it when I look at it, this person is handsome, it's different, Lao Wu is tragic."

"Old Wu tragedy +1."

"Old Wu Tragedy +2."

"Old Wu ......"

"There are a lot of people doing it underneath."

"Oh my God, there's still someone eating dumplings! I give full marks for this service. ”

Different from the traditional stands, this side is made with reference to CCTV, 12 people around a table, and there are some food and drinks on the table, these are not the point, the point is that the show has begun!

On stage.

Su Dong and Lao Wu wished everyone in unison: "Happy New Year, everyone!" ”

"I'm Su Dong."

"I'm Lao Wu."

Su Dong: "Today, the two of us will tell you a cross talk. ”

Lao Wu: "Actually, it's the first time I've said cross talk. ”

Su Dong pretended to be surprised and said: "Oh, last time you acted in a sketch with me for the first time, and this is the first time you talked to me about cross talk, Lao Wu, we are all family people." Pay attention to your personal image. ”

"Wow! It also made me pay attention to the image. ”

The audience in the audience also laughed when they heard this, and this time they were shaking their burdens.

Su Dong: "Today is a day of reunion, everyone should relax and relax, but because it is the first time I have spoken cross talk on stage, my heart is very up-and-down. ”

Lao Wu: "Up and down? ”

"I'm upset."

Lao Wu exclaimed: "Stop, that's uneasiness." ”

"Oh, yes, Mr. Wu, in fact, you don't know, I'm actually aggrieved in my heart."

Lao Wu hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" Your career has been developing very well in the past two years, and the movie is a big hit. ”

"It's cold from above, and there are some things I can't say when I get to my position."

"That's right."

"So, I can only squat in the thatched house alone, chatting with myself in the mirror, it's hard to hide it."

"Hey, that's so cool."

Su Dong continued: "Sometimes I can catch a cockroach, I talk to it, and after the conversation, I trample to death!" Su Dong said as he stretched out his foot to make a movement.

"Why?" Lao Wu picked it up.

"It knows too much!"

Applause rang out below. The friends who watched the live broadcast on the Internet couldn't laugh when they saw this.

"How can Su Dong be so funny, haha! It knows so much! So stomp on it! ”

"Let go of that cockroach and let me come!"

"This opening is so funny, do you want it to be so good-looking?"

"The New Year's Day is a happy picture, Su Dong did it, Lao Wu did it, and Allure Video did it."

The show continues. In the camera, Su Dong continued: "It's not easy to catch even a cockroach now!" Ay! Mr. Wu! Or I'll talk to you! ”

Lao Wu refused with a cold face: "Don't talk!" ”

"What's wrong?"

"I'm afraid you'll trample me to death!"

Su Dong waved his hand: "How can you compare with cockroaches, you are bigger than cockroaches!" ”

Lao Wu: "Then I'm not proud!" ”

"Haha, just kidding, I'm just looking for someone to talk to."

Lao Wu patted his chest: "Startle me, I thought you were going to kill someone, isn't it like finding someone to talk to, come, tell me, what's wrong?" ”

"Can I talk to you?" Su Dong asked.

"Yes, yes, you say."

"Why! I'm so nice to them! When Su Dong said this, his tone was particularly heavy on the word "with". Lao Wu is relatively close to Su Dong again, and you can feel the saliva bursting from Su Dong's mouth across the screen! Lao Wu stretched out his hand and shouted "oops" to wipe the saliva on his eyes and face.

"Why! And they talk about me! ”

Lao Wu rubbed the words: "What's wrong with you." "But it didn't work, Su Dong continued.

"Why! They bullied me so much! ”

"Wait a minute!" Lao Wu forcibly stopped Su Dong and didn't let him continue. "Didn't you step on this cockroach?"

Su Dong asked, "That's?" ”

"You squirted to death!"

"Haha! Lao Wu is right! ”

"Poor Su Dong's male god image is not at all!"

"I also feel sorry for Lao Wu, it's not easy to partner with Su Dong!"

"I learned another trick, this trick is ruthless! It seems that those who can keep this trick are true love! ”

"Passionate!"

“......”

On the screen, Lao Wu wiped his face: "I've all been flooded, and I don't know how Su Qingcheng can stand you like this." Look! The clothes are all wet. ”

Speaking of this, the director was very naughty to Su Tingcheng who was sitting at the table below, Su Tingcheng was covering his mouth and snickering, and he happened to be caught by the camera. Then she generously waved at the camera. The atmosphere at the scene was even more enthusiastic.

"Look! This is the Spring Gala! ”

"I look at this Spring Festival Gala and feel like I am back when I was a child, and everyone is celebrating together."

Su Dong: "Ahem, I'm a little excited. ”

Lao Wu said: "Don't get excited, you can talk well." ”

Su Dong said: "You see, since I am not as good as the entertainment industry, I have been devoted to my work. ”

Lao Wu: "You should." ”

"That's it, I'm still talking about it."

Lao Wu was surprised: "Is this still discussing? ”

"Aren't they just red-eyed?"

Lao Wu smiled and asked, "What are you looking red for?" ”

"Didn't I just drive a good car?"

Lao Wu stopped him: "Hey, when I came here just now, someone told me that your car is worth a lot." ”

"That's not mine!" Su Dong whispered.

Lao Wu was surprised: "It's not yours, you're open." ”

Su Dong: "You don't understand the situation. Lao Li! You know, an old friend of mine. ”

"Lao Li, I know."

"Every day I see me messy in the wind." Su Dong made a messy appearance in the wind.

"Don't mind! What kind of action are you! Dog riding on. ”

Su Dong was not happy: "What kind of dog am I riding, I'm taking a taxi." ”

"But you're too creative, aren't you?"

"I'm taking a taxi, and it's messy in the wind."

Lao Wu: "What kind of action, tell me." ”

Su Dong: "Lao Li felt sorry for me and drove me a car." ”

"Oooh, he'll give you a car."

"Alas, you can't say that, it's too sensitive, we're a leader."

Lao Wu: "Hey! If you don't take it, won't it be over? ”

Su Dong waved his hand: "But if you don't accept it, it's not good, I'm afraid it will affect the evaluation of Lao Li's senior title." ”

"Is there still a bit of a relationship between this delivery and the evaluation of the title?" Lao Wu asked in a low voice.

Su Dong looked at Lao Wu: "You are going to buckle your hat, you are self-righteous, and you are wrong, Zeng Zi said: You think what you think is what you think." ”

"Is this what Zengzi said?" Lao Wu asked in surprise.

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"Haha, Zeng Zi was shot!"

"I feel sorry for Zengzi."

"I won't talk about it, this cross talk is okay." (To be continued.) )