"Where did you learn your battle formations?" Ignoring the other people's gazes, I pulled the couple into the onlookers' seats.

The couple looked at me in shock and asked, "This is the legendary diamond brand?" ”

I nodded: "It tastes good, try it!" ”

"The battle formation is what we learned by reading books, it is a book called "The History of the Chinese War", it is quite old, there are introductions to many battle formations, some battle formations are too demanding, and we are too lazy to practice, only this three-talent formation is simple and easy to learn, and it is also very powerful to use, and it is enough to bully some college students." A guy in a casual suit shuddered.

I didn't lie to me when I heard what they said, but it was really not easy to summarize this living battle formation from books. After asking my questions, we began to talk nonsense, I am a self-acquaintance, chatting and chatting, astronomy, medicine, astrology, natural history, physiology and health, humanities and politics I are all at my fingertips, these people are stunned for a while, they are so hung directly call me big brother.

Suddenly, the boss of our camp shouted: "Who's that! What are you doing? ”

I smiled innocently: "Leader! I'm a trainer of iron cloth shirts! I can't beat the three of them! The three of them can't beat me through, so instead of stalemate, it's better to pull them all out or we'll continue to fight? Leader, I can contain the two the best! If a third A-level master rushes into our camp, we will lose! ”

When our leaders heard me say this, they carefully summed it up and said, "What you say makes sense!" You sit down and hold the man! ”

These A-level masters with cigarettes were about to cry, and said in their hearts: Big brother, don't bring such a playful person! You say that, how are we going to explain when we go back? Forget it, instead of offending a big master who doesn't know the depth of the diamond card, it is better to carry the pot honestly! Brothers! Thank us! Without us to stabilize this great god, he alone can bring down everyone!

With the approval of the leader, I continued to withdraw the eggs from this guy: "Are you all followers of Goddess Qin?" ”

A man in cotton clothes sighed: "Yes and no, although the beauty is good, but she also has to have a life to endure, right?" Our brother is also looking for excitement, and it is quite interesting to fight with these stupid college students! They can burst out with such power for a woman, it's fun to think about, isn't it? Big brother, I don't include you in what I say! ”

I suddenly took a puff of cigarette: "Red face trouble, red face disaster!" Pack up, this fight is over! It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Yang Tianxiao, and I have time to drink! You rich second generation won't look down on me, will you? ”

The three of them shook their heads again and again: "How can it, how can it!" You are a great god, and you need us to hold your thighs! I've never seen a young master in the imperial capital who can casually scatter diamonds, you are powerful at a glance! ”

The boy left me a business card and slipped away. Maybe I'm my looming coercion that makes these kids feel terrible, right? Ever since I realized my own path, my blood burst out again, and sometimes I couldn't contain my momentum, and it was terrifying to loom. These kids probably feel it too.

I patted my ass and returned to the blue nose and swollen face of the flower protection group, looking at these guys farting and urinating, bleeding and hanging colors, I was very speechless.

The leader looked at me in a daze, patted me on the shoulder and didn't speak, in fact, I looked quite miserable at this time, and there were footprints on my cheeks! However, although the battle was defeated, the scene still has to be said.

The leader cleared his throat: "Ahem! This time, we are still honored! We have successfully cracked down on the arrogance of these rich second generations, defended the status of the Flower Protection Heavenly Group, and let us improve a little in front of the goddess! ”

Why didn't I think it helped? But looking at the frenzy in the eyes of these guys, I didn't dare say anything. These guys are basically full of Qin Hanlei, once I dare to raise a little objection, I will definitely be torn apart by these guys!

These pitiful jacks, only when the goddess changes the spare tire, they are used to hold up for a while.

I couldn't help but sigh.

The leader looked at me and asked, "Why is this new comrade sighing?" ”

Ah tired? You ask me? I'm sighing for your pathos! But can I say that? No, I can't! So I said sternly: "This time we have won!" But it was also hurt. Although we are excellent, we must also see our own shortcomings. I think we still need a lot of exercise to make up for the lack of combat effectiveness. If I could have dealt with four A-Tier masters at the same time today, our battle might have been different. So I'm sighing to myself! ”

The leader patted me on the shoulder: "You are a good comrade!" The Heavenly Group needs a devout disciple like you who takes the Heavenly Group as your home and dedicates yourself to the Goddess at all times! Well done! I'm sure you'll be a part of the Goddess Guard. ”

I made a flattered look and said, "Thank you for the cultivation!" I will definitely live up to the expectations of the organization, long live the goddess! ”

Everyone raised their arms and shouted along with me, "Long live the goddess!" ”

After the tsunami, the leader looked at me with great satisfaction and appreciated my understanding. Finally, after he said a few more words, the battle ended perfectly, and everyone went back to their own homes to find their own mothers.

Hey, the absurd Qin Hanlei, the absurd flower protection group, what a! I was so tired, I didn't expect the first thing I did when I returned to school was to fight in a group, and I was no one else!

I thought about the materials prepared for me by the Special Affairs Department, and it seems that I have a dormitory at Imperial Capital University. Let's go to the dorm and have a look, in case I have a strange roommate again, this undercover time will be fun!

After trekking through mountains and rivers, I finally found my dormitory, B203, Building 3, Graduate Student Apartment. Pulling out the allotted key, I walked into the legendary dormitory. A mountain of corpses pushed me out of the bedroom door – it stinks! A stream of garlic mixed with leeks, beriberi, rancid smell, mixed with mildew, blasted me three meters out. In particular, warriors like us have five senses of agility, and the damage we take is particularly heavy.

"Ahem! Are there any living people? I asked, standing in the hallway, from a distance.

There was a sound of thunderbolts in the room, and after a while, a fat man in a large yellow pants appeared in front of me, which stenched with male hormones and were mottled with a little bit of mottle—I couldn't believe that these pants were once white

The fat man smiled innocently: "Friend, who are you?" (To be continued.) )