Looking at this fat man with a lot of dirty power, I feel that the whole world is not good. My face turned from pale to pale, and the smell of the fat man became even stronger!

"I'm your roommate - I had something to do in the first half of the semester, and I lost it!" I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said dryly.

When the fat man heard this, he came back to his senses and said happily: "Oops! Big brother, so you're my roommate! I said it's been half a year, why hasn't anyone come! Come, come, come into the house and sit, what are you talking like outside? ”

I looked at his grinning face, and I really wanted to slap it, how did you do it? How can you do this to your own sake? He is simply the public enemy of humanity with elegance and cleanliness - he is the source of the plague!

Forget it, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger. My aunt said that as long as Qin Hanlei didn't leave the Imperial Capital University, she wouldn't let me go out of the university! There are thirty-seven professional snipers staring at the door! Each of the guns was full of tranquilizer rounds. They didn't fight the kidnappers, they hit me!

I sealed my sense of smell, which required a great deal of control. My qi and blood circulate in my body, this is the introduction to turtle breath gong, and I have also learned it superficially - for diving!

The fat man dragged over a bench, wiped it with an unknown rag, and then said, "Do this!" This house may be a little dirty, I've been living alone for half a year and I'm used to it."

Looking at the stool that was still greasy after wiping, I couldn't bear to sit down. I looked around left and right, the layout of the room was okay, two went to bed and went off the table, one of them has been buried by all kinds of garbage, what packaging bags, what peel and pit, what instant noodle seasoning bags!

Inexplicably, in the garbage mountain, some small creatures are happily climbing up and down, this creature has six legs, some are brown, some are black - the common name is Xiaoqiang, the scientific name is cockroach.

There are many varieties of cockroaches, and the species in the fat man's house may be the Asian black cockroach. This cockroach is full of color, bubbling and saping when you step on it! It is very rich in nutritional value, with a chicken flavor and crunchy

The fat man is okay there, he has a Dell alien notebook on his desk, but the oily appearance doesn't look like a high-end brand at all! On the computer screen, a black sock hangs, and on the small bookshelf, a fan is slowly turning, bringing a touch of smart air to the room.

There is an induction cooker on the ground, and on the induction cooker is a large basin, which is filled with a half-pot hot pot, and occasionally cockroaches are seen passing by the stove to make soy sauce. Looking up at the fat man's bunk, this damn guy actually has a girl's heart, and the mosquito net is hellokity! There are spots of fat people's descendants on the mosquito net, and it is conservatively estimated that there are tens of billions of names on it!

can turn people's houses into pigs' nests, this fat man is also a talent! I'll be stationed here in the future? It's time for your own life!

The fat man smiled innocently: "That's fine." ”

I asked embarrassedly, "Brother, have you cleaned up?" ”

The fat man's fat face flushed slightly, and then he said, "It's not important!" Don't care about these details, it's all bubbles! ”

I walked out in a cold sweat and squatted in the hallway silently smoking a cigarette. Calamity, all calamity! True heroes are forged in the flames, and real warriors dare to face the bleak life. Finally, I put out the cigarette butt in my hand in frustration and said to the fat man, "Brother, let's buy things and clean up the house!" ”

The fat man looked at me and hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind: "Let's go!" ”

The fat man went back to the house and changed into clothes that could almost be seen in their original colors, and walked with me on the path of the Imperial Capital University with a body fragrance that looked like a biochemical weapon. This way the fat man seems to be a plague god, and he doesn't dare to stand within a radius of twenty meters, if I hadn't been a turtle, I would have been smoked to death!

"! The legendary character of Imperial Capital University, Xueshen, has appeared! ”

"Huh, tired? Didn't he graduate? ”

"No, it's Baoyan!"

"Nima! Zombies? ”

"I heard that Xueshen fell out of love and didn't go out for half a year"

"Who is that man who is with Xueshen?"

"I don't know!"

I looked at the fat man and smiled, "Are you quite famous?" ”

The fat man cried and laughed: "It's all a false name, a false name"

"Yes, you are not in the rivers and lakes, there are still your legends in the rivers and lakes - amazing!" I said with a thumbs up.

The fat man grinned and didn't speak, and led me to the Imperial Capital University supermarket.

The supermarket of Imperial Capital University is still relatively convenient, with three floors up and down, which can basically be said to have everything.

I went straight to the housekeeping hardware and miscellaneous area, and I bought six buckets of disinfectant alone! I bought four bottles of air fresheners, and countless scents. The smell of entering the door just now is so scary! In addition to air fresheners, I also bought cockroach medicine, and that house can be said to be a small and strong paradise, a model project for the harmonious coexistence of man and nature! Big cockroaches are bigger than fingernails!

In the end, I returned to the dormitory with the fat man fully armed, I was wearing a mask and spraying indiscriminately, I finally poured a breath up, and I was directly fainted. The combination of this fragrant and foul smell is simply devastating to mankind! In the future, I don't need to torture any prisoners I capture, and I will confess them all if I send them here!

The fat man spread his hands and said: "Actually, it is much better to use wood aromatherapy than chemical fresheners at this time."

I looked at him with a black line, what are you pretending to be innocent about?

I was fully armed and rushed into the dormitory dressed in gum clothes. My whole body, except for my eyes, was wrapped in my clothes. This house is really insecure

In order to pack it up as much as possible, I directly turned on the iron cloth shirt mode, and with a great increase in strength, I directly lifted out the two beds and threw them in the spacious corridor. There was only a lot of garbage left in the house.

Like an aunt cleaner, I tirelessly put all the garbage into a big plastic bag, and finally cleared out ten bags of garbage.

The fat man looked at me embarrassedly and said, "I'm used to the house, and I'm too lazy to clean up." ”

"Take it off!" I said with a smile on my face.

"What?" The fat man said in surprise.

"It's taken off from the inside out! You're a big polluter right now, you know? Take it off and go to the bathroom to take a shower! I pointed at the fat man and shouted.

The fat man looked at my muscle mass, estimated it, and decided that he couldn't do me, so he had to go to the shower.

All the fat man's clothes were thrown out by me, it was so delicious! It's like having not washed the dead for 800 years!

After half a night of hard work, I finally threw the garbage in my dormitory into the garbage heap. The fat man is about to cry into tears! I threw away all his clothes and ended up hanging around the house under a mosquito net.

If it weren't for the fig leaf for him, I would have wanted to throw away this mosquito net! It's so dirty! (To be continued.) )