Disappointed!

Wanxian League's complaint system is so disappointing!

Why can't customer service family members complain? Why didn't the customer service let him lie on the laplow when he got bigger? Why did the system not give manual services when he complained, regardless of solving the actual problem?

He wouldn't give up so lightly! He doesn't believe that customer service has to practice every day, once not twice, twice not three times, and has to experience a perfect customer service without family members!

He rushed to the street with high morale and bought six balls of ice cream and 1L of iced tea, and ate a meal happily in the cold and windy weather at the end of October.

After he recovered from his illness, he regrouped and planned to fight again. However, before leaving, he suddenly remembered that after he graduated, he insisted on fighting hard for many years, and his fighting skills could not catch up with the evolution of others overnight - when the gigantic plants and alien beasts first appeared, he could still hold a small electromagnetic dagger to protect those people, but after just a few days of evolution, he was still a weak person who wanted to be protected even by the big black umbrella given by the customer service family.

Is he going to call customer service as soon as he enters that world? According to the irresponsible attitude of the game party, I don't know if he will complain about his frequent calls, and deliberately arrange other customer service for him!

Go, the strength is insufficient; If you don't go, it's uncomfortable! After hesitating between the dilemma for a while, he chose the third path, which also hurt his kidneys. He took out his entrepreneurial reserve and ordered the latest battle mech, which was also equipped with the most striking laser sword.

He drove his mecha into the small world of Mingyi, and let the group of giant beasts who had just evolved to the top of the food chain experience what science and technology are the primary productive forces.

The laser blade slices through the heavy carapace as smoothly as a hot knife to cut cream, and the alien beast several meters tall is as weak as paper in front of a steel mech that is also four meters tall and weighs several tons, propelled by nuclear power. The elemental composition of carbon-based organisms itself determines that no matter how thick the bone plate is, it can't carry the metal, and it can't stop the laser blade that can melt even the metal at temperature.

As soon as he entered this world, he attracted the attention of all the alien beasts and humans, and one of the people he had saved from his customer service and family members who happened to be with the military department came to contact him, and cautiously asked where he was and how he appeared in this city with such a large machine.

They actually used adjectives such as "powerful warrior", "alien beast nemesis" and "strong man who have never seen before", and Shi Wei was very profound, showing stronger strength on the spot, and they were a little reluctant to pretend to be injured and call customer service. After cleaning the scene of the strange beasts and giant trees, he opened the breastplate of the mecha, jumped to the ground lightly in a particularly chic posture, and took off the helmet of Mojing.

When that face was revealed, the people who came to contact showed a look of surprise and shock. The man who had eaten with him in the same team pounced on him in a gaffe, so excited that he didn't know what to say, and after a long time he said, "It's you!" Mr. Shi, I know that you are not an ordinary person, and you and the customer service surnamed Shao and his family are not immortals, but aliens? ”

"No...... Not counted...... I'm just an ordinary person who comes here for tourism. They are real immortals, if I am also an immortal, will I still use them to save them? Shi Weishen shook his head again and again, looked at everyone's adoring and expectant faces, gritted his teeth and said: "I just remembered that the conditions were too difficult when we all fled, and we happened to have this kind of large mecha there, so I wanted to send one for you to try!" ”

Large mechs? Give it to them for nothing? The person who came with Shi Weishen all the way was convinced, and he simply regarded him as a savior, but the person sent by the army didn't think it was so simple. He immediately contacted the leaders and asked Shi Weishen to go to the military headquarters to talk in detail -- to talk about the compensation he deserved for donating this mecha, as well as the subsequent purchase and sale of mecha and advanced weapons.

After donating the mecha with a hot head, he also calmed down and considered what special production capacity in this world he had to bring back and sell it, otherwise this mecha would be enough for him to eat for a few months, and the business plan would have to say goodbye from now on. But in a ruined world, what can be sold in a place where technology is as advanced as the world of the unscrupulous?

After thinking about it for a long time, he hit the idea of the alien beast meat that he had eaten before, and he couldn't eat it quite well. The beasts are fattened in just a few days, the meat is tender and sweet, even if the cooking technique is a little rough, the natural flavor contained in it is delicious enough.

The small world has been exploited by humans for too long and lacks this natural game. And because of the frequent star thieves and wars, ordinary people also have some military style in their lives, and they don't pay much attention to the taste of food, but pay more attention to convenience and speed. Food is more synthesized with a lot of food flavors and pigments, and it is too rare to eat dry, this kind of delicious food without a lot of post-processing.

In his own case, why did he go to great lengths to cross over and over again into this terrible world? Isn't it because I watched Colonel Fang Li's video, and I want to eat the delicious food made by the customer service and lie on the customer service's knee pillow?

After eating a few simple and fresh barbecues, stews, bacon, and jerky in the barracks, he was sure that these delicious exotic beast meat would definitely sell!

He first tried to pack a schoolbag of carefully packaged barbecue and went back, and hung #natural material ##一月内生长的幼兽肉##救援方励的完美客服指导过的大厨制zuò#的真实广告 on the Internet, and it was sold out not long after it was put on the shelves.

Another door suddenly opened in front of Shi Weishen.

He bought mechs, laser guns, plasma cannons and other weapons again and returned to the small world of Wuyu, bringing back more food. This job actually has more room for development than the screenless light brain plan he negotiated when he went to the small world of Wuyu before, and after a while of reselling on both sides, his traversal express business is on the right track, and he has built a barbecue monopoly center and a mecha research and development center in the two worlds respectively.

When he first started this job, he didn't have much time to think about how to call for help again, but suddenly one day, he found that the woods containing countless strange beasts in the small world of Mingyi had been bulldozed, and the strange beasts that were so powerful that humans could only look up to them were imprisoned in captivity at some point.

Other words...... He couldn't be in danger of needing to call a customer for help again!

He worked hard to run to this world, and the original purpose was just to encounter a little danger, so that Shao Zongyan could come to save him again, but now it seems that there is no danger for him? So how can he enjoy the perfect service of customer service, how to enjoy the knee pillow, how to enjoy the journey without family members......

Shi Wei pressed his heart in annoyance, clicked on the intelligent body measurement function on the bracelet, and asked painfully: "Is it because of my anxiety that my body is affected?" ”

Complaints! Must complain about this game of irresponsible play with his feelings!

He waited angrily for the test results, and after a while, an electronic voice from the bracelet that was more inhumane than the family members and after-sales service of Yuan Yang Canghua: "Your body fat rate has increased by five percentage points, and the rest of the items are normal, and it is initially suspected that you have consumed too much protein and fat recently." Please pay attention to dieting, exercise, and adjust your health as much as possible. ”

…… Dad, if it's not sick, I'm going to make it sick!

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Just when the customer was selfless to engage in technical exchanges between the two worlds, Shao Daochang also returned to the newly rented house in Yanhanjiang and officially began to sell Yuanguang. The vending machine that couldn't sell anything was taken back by Yan Hanjiang and changed into a locker for storing round light.

With a place to live and a fake identity that can be used on the light network, it is like laying the foundation of a high-rise building, and it is easier to do anything. At this time, Shao customer service still has not faded out of the attention of the majority of fans, and it is impossible to swagger out to sell Yuanguang - if you dare to do this, the urban news film crew will be able to board the door of the rental house the next day and do a sensational program "Why do the heroes of space rescue rent old houses".

So you have to dress up to go out.

Shao Daochang was reluctant to use the Shaping Pill to melt his face into dough, and tried the effectiveness of plastic surgery with his bare hands, so he only bought fake beards, double eyelid stickers, and eyebrow powder and dark foundation that were on sale in the current season, planning to make up simply. He didn't know this before, but in this small world of information explosion, there are tutorials that can be easily obtained at your fingertips.

According to the tutorial, first use glue to glue the skin around the eyes down, and glue the peach blossom eyes that are too obvious into an ordinary eye shape with a slightly lower tail; After that, a layer of foundation is applied on top to cover the good complexion of the face, and also to cover the two large double eyelid patches near the cheekbones; then cut off a small piece of false beard, trim it and stick it on the eyebrows, making the neat and clear eyebrows thick and messy; In the end, he pasted the three locks of mustache selected by thousands of people, and he was a decent man in the world.

He looked in the mirror for a long time, and sighed with love and emotion: "If only I was born like this, so clear and super-majestic, how can I make people think of me as a frivolous and prodigal wild Taoist priest when we meet?" ”

Yan Hanjiang looked at the face in the mirror from behind, and there was a slight smile in his eyes: "What does it matter about appearance, I just like the way you look now, what do others think and what does it have to do with you and me?" ”

Belch! Brother Yan's realm is really high, he can't find out that the skin is all vain, and he likes Brother Yan's face very much, and every time he sees him showing his tail nakedly, he is still excited. He stroked his beard, coughed, and stretched out his hand to Yan Hanjiang: "Brother Yan wants to go out with me to run sales?" If I don't go, what do I want to eat when I come back from grocery shopping at noon? ”

The grass carp spirit pressed the hand without saying a word, and his body turned into a small man the size of a palm and sat in his palm.

Shao Daochang easily stuffed him into his shirt, but this dress was a bit close-fitting, and the small grass carp looked bulging when he stuffed it in. Yan Hanjiang took a look at the dressing mirror, feeling not very satisfied, so he said: "You take an office bag, I'll sit on your bag, grab some straps and I'm not afraid of falling off." ”

Shao Daochang changed into a pure black suit and leather shoes, a snow-white shirt, and a classic outfit for selling insurance, which really matched the black one-shoulder office bag. It's just that those few strands of clear long beard are a little out of line with clothes, but he has always wanted to grow such a beard and become an old Taoist of fairy wind bones, so he is reluctant to change his style, so he makes do with going out like this.

He held Yugui in his left hand to identify the immortal yuan, and in his right hand, he held the backpack with grass carp essence tightly on his chest, as if he was afraid of losing it, so that passers-by couldn't help but look at him when they passed by. However, Shao Daochang is determined, no matter what others think, he is also firmly holding the small grass carp essence with the pendant on the bag, searching for potential customers back and forth on the bustling central street.

slipped away for a morning, and he really met a person with a fairy fate. Yugui shook slightly, pointing directly at that person, and a faint white light also flashed on Gui's body, indicating the depth of his immortal fate.

Shao Zongyan, a salesman with a fairy wind and a clear dust, stepped over a distance of dozens of meters, walked around to the man from behind, stroked his beard, and put on a compassionate and dusty demeanor: "This gentleman, have you heard of "Yuan Yang Canghua"? ”

The young man who was stopped stared straight at him, the corners of his mouth twitched for a while, and asked, "Uncle, you still came out to sell this at such an old age?" In this cold day, the company lacks virtue enough! The news has just finished reporting that you want to crack down on the illegal production and sale of shoddy and counterfeit games, so you will be asked to come out and sell this, if you don't catch up with me, someone else will have to call the police directly and lock you up! ”

…… What's going on, what Brother Yan sold for him is obviously genuine? He glanced down at Yan Hanjiang, who was pretending to be a pendant solemnly, and his cold voice with a slight displeasure suddenly sounded in his head: "Some mortals sell games under false names, which ruins our reputation, and the local government has completely banned the sale of "Yuan Yang Canghua". ”

This is a no-brainer. Shao Daochang sighed, raised his hand to stop the potential customer who was about to leave, took out a client from the bag and handed it to him: "This guest, please stay, you have a fairy fate, I just stopped you here, if you don't believe it, I have a client here to try, don't you know if you look at it yourself?" ”

"Don't! I'll have to go to the Mecha Identification Center to get a certificate, and I'm not a gamer! The young man turned around and was about to leave, but it was too late - his hand was grabbed by Shao Daochang, and the whole person seemed to have taken a root, and he couldn't take a single step, and could only watch as the evil thing that looked like a crystal ball and still emitted a faint white light was stuffed into his hand.

And then he really couldn't move. After Shao Zongyan let go of his hand, he still stood in place with his hand on his hand, his face was shocked, and it took a long time to regain his vitality.

The glimmering client in his hand also lost its light and turned into an ordinary glass orb.

This is a symbol of having logged in and the client being integrated into the spirit.

When the customer came to his senses, Shao Daochang stroked his long beard and asked him with a smile: "Distinguished customer, how do you feel about our game?" ”

The customer rolled his eyes arrogantly: "Uncle, no matter how good your attitude is, it's useless, what kind of broken game is this, you can't log in at all." I did a whole set of fractal geometry in a hurry, and I ran out of options for that point, and I was thrown out of the two eyes! ”

Alright, this is the Nameless Valley! Yan Xianchang has studied the game promotion many times and has rich experience, so he sat down and blinked, signaling Shao Daochang to hurry up and charge.

Shao Daochang was also unambiguous, turned his palm to hold out the balance that had taken the nozzle, put a round light on one end, and pierced the qi luck silk around the customer's body at the other end, extracting a trace of luck equivalent to the value of the round light.

The young man frowned and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Uncle, what are you doing, give me some work and force me to buy this thing?" You just take the vacuum cleaner, no, I don't buy my clothes with a dry cleaning machine, no matter how good the customer service is, I can't stop the game, I'm not the one who buys things for the service......

Hey, uncle, where are you going? Your broken glass ball is still in my hand, uncle! Uncle?

…… How can you run so fast at such an age, can't you really be the customer service of that game? No wonder there is such a good customer service, I was stunned before the game, because the game can't be played at all......"

The young man shook his head, and put away the dim light, like the round light of an ordinary glass ball, submerged into the flow of people, and returned to the ordinary.

And after that, this scene was repeated in many streets, many cities, many continents, and even planets of the Alliance. More and more people who have immortal fate are identified and forcibly sell the game. Some of these players will immediately redirect to other worlds after landing; Some people don't know that their soul division has entered the immortal realm to cultivate, and they are still living in depth, waiting for the day when the soul division will return and shine.

However, Shao Daochang, who has such a tough sales skill, is still a rescuer. Just as he had just extended his work from the capital to a town four hundred kilometers away, the soft voice of the deacon of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion came from the client again: "There is a Xiuxian version of the gamer calling the customer service on behalf of the customer service, please prepare for the rescue." The technical difficulty of this rescue exceeds the ability of the customer service, the game party is debugging the teleportation equipment, after the customer service is in place, please open the teleportation locator, and prepare to receive the technical support of the Mirage teleportation. ”

Hey? Could it be that he had been promoted again, otherwise how could he have received such a high-level mission that required the personal assistance of the Mirage Sect? Shao Daochang was surprised and delighted, and let the teleportation of round light wrap himself and send him into the Tongjie Command space. Yan Hanjiang, who was buying ice cream in line at a roadside stall, also sensed the movement of the deputy order, and hurriedly withdrew from it, blended into the crowded crowd, and left the world silently.

After a short journey through the Void, they fell back to the ground. Before the light of the Boundary's order had completely dissipated, they heard a deep voice full of disgust from behind them: "How could I ask someone like you to be a cheap person. ”