84|Those days when family members substituted for work
The world is changing faster and more obviously.
When I stayed in the evening, the weather was still just like suddenly turning from autumn to summer, and at night the plants outside grew wildly again. Although the plant has suppressed its cannibalistic nature, the stems and leaves naturally compete with humans for oxygen during plant growth. More new vines branched out, wrapping the windows tightly and making this small room look like a sweltering pond full of algae in summer.
The temperature in the room soon climbed to more than 40 degrees, and the air was stuffy and humid, which was more uncomfortable than the dry heat of the desert during the day.
The customer was so hot that he was about to dehydrate, and his body did not have an evolutionary mechanism to adapt to the environment, Yan Hanjiang saw that he was pitiful, so he let him soak in the water in the tank of fish farming. And he himself was not very good - the grass carp was different from other fish, the hotter the day, the more appetite grew, and he only ate half a pot of frog meat for dinner, and felt hungry in the middle of the night.
He was going to cook a boiled fish in the kitchen by himself, but just about to get up, Shao Zongyan, who was sleeping at the head of the bed, got up, raised his little fist and asked while rubbing his eyes, "Brother Yan, where are you going?" ”
Yan Hanjiang's stomach purred softly, answering this embarrassing question for him. Shao Zongyan was a little surprised, stood up with the cushion, stepped on the soft mattress and walked towards him, and said regretfully: "I don't cook much at night, I should make another pimple soup." But it's not good for your health to eat big fish and meat so late, so I'll get you some snacks that are easy to digest. ”
He walked leisurely on the big bed that was as soft as a trampoline, and it took him half a day to advance a little, and he didn't really feel like he couldn't get out without Zhenyuan. Yan Hanjiang looked a little uncomfortable, leaned over to pick him up, and blew at him.
The body that could be held in the palm of his hand really grew like a breath, turned into a smooth adult, and when he fell, his feet slipped, and he knelt on the bed. He subconsciously scooped up the sheets to cover himself, and after pulling through all the sheets, he found that Yan Hanjiang didn't cover anything, his upper body was not wearing that layer of skin, but his lower body had become a smooth fishtail.
Could it be that Brother Yan also feels embarrassed? For some reason, thinking of this, he felt a little happy in his heart, as if a bully had molested the people's girl, and touched the fishtail.
The scales were wet and slippery, like condensation of dew, which showed how hot the room had become. Yan Hanjiang tore the sheets and wiped his tail, wiped his hands again, turned half of the fish scales back into clothes, and slowly rolled out of bed: "I'll go with you." In such a hot weather, I couldn't sleep at all. ”
He was hungry and in good spirits now, and his metabolism was so high that he couldn't wait to go out for a few laps at night. Shao Zongyan also just woke up from deep concentration, which was equivalent to sleeping for a few days before getting up, he was not sleepy at all, climbed out of bed and changed into a thin summer cloth robe, poured a glass of cold water to drink, and went to the kitchen to cook.
Shao Daochang has learned to make health dishes since he was a child, and he will never make big fish and meat so late, even if he eats grass carp essence, it is no exception. He rummaged through the kitchen fridge and found a box of unopened fresh milk and a few eggs, intending to make a sweet, soft and digestible scrambled milk.
There were still gorgeous and plump black cherries hidden in the refrigerator, which he had seen in Zongzheng's small world before, but at that time, it seemed that it was difficult to make money, and he was reluctant to buy them. Now when he saw a bag full of them, he scooped out a small bowl and planned to boil sugar water to drink.
Yan Hanjiang went over and picked up a cherry and tasted it, and felt that it tasted good, so he bit off the core, pinched the cherry stalk and fed the remaining half to Shao Zongyan's mouth.
Cherries are as sweet as candied ones, and it's a pity to boil sugar water, and I don't know if there is a small world. Shao Zongyan was busy dividing the net egg whites into the bowl, and after swallowing the cherries, he turned his head to the side, opened his mouth and said, "One more." ”
The smooth cherry grains filled the mouth again, still digging and pitting, juicy and sweet. Along with the smooth and soft cherry flesh, squeezed in is the tip of the tongue that is rare for grass carp essence.
Shao Zongyan's eyes were staring at the egg, and he was kissed fiercely without reacting, the back of his head was held and fixed by a hand, the sweet liquid mixed with cherry juice in his mouth was unceremoniously swept away, and the two eggshells in his hand and the egg yolk also fell into the egg white bowl. I don't know if it's because the air in the kitchen is sucked by the plants, his head is also a little dizzy, and he slowly closes his eyes, feeling the extraordinary heat attached to his body.
No...... This temperature is not right, why does it seem that the steamed fish has been left out of the pot for too long, and it has become lukewarm and half hot? Brother Yan's attitude was not quite right, he came up without warning, and he usually wouldn't be so eager as if he was going to eat him......
Sure enough, you're sick, right? Shao Daochang was so kissed that he couldn't even breathe, but he could still analyze so much, pushed Yan Hanjiang away with his arms, touched his forehead and asked, "Brother Yan, why do you have a fever?" It's already so hot and you don't tell me that there are some first-aid medicines in the survival kit. ”
He picked up his bag from the stove, found a plate of antipyretic medicine and fed it to the grass carp. Yan Hanjiang covered his face, which was hot for a freshwater fish, and shook his head: "It's not that I have a fever, it's that the temperature here is too high, and my physical activity has involuntarily improved, and I especially want to eat." ”
Isn't this heat stroke? It's really worrying to not talk about it early when you are sick.
Shao Daochang threw down the antipyretics, took out a bottle of Ren Dan and poured it into his mouth, then neatly unscrewed the cool oil box, and wiped it on his forehead with two fingers. Yan Hanjiang had a bitter and cold Chinese medicine in his mouth, and asked with a bitter face: "If you want to feed it, you should also feed the pill, why do you feed this unpalatable thing?" ”
…… Get used to it. But I didn't expect Brother Yan to dare to take Chinese medicine, it's quite cute. Shao Daochang almost couldn't hold the corners of his mouth, and hurriedly lowered his head and picked a few cherries for him to sweeten his mouth, then scooped up the two halves of the broken shell and egg yolk in the egg white bowl, beat in milk and sugar, stirred it with water starch, lowered his head and fried the milk seriously.
The pot in this kitchen is very easy to use, not sticky at all, stir-fry for a while, the flowing milk paste slowly solidifies, and forms a small snow-capped mountain in the heart of the pot, and the sweet milk fragrance volatilizes with the temperature, and the smell makes people appetite great.
If it is for the guests, this pot of fried milk should be served in a glass bowl, and then poured with candied cherries, and the color, flavor and flavor are complete. However, you don't need to pay too much attention to the appearance of your own food, just take the stainless tank basin, pour out a large fish tank from the survival bag, take out the fish and put it in the basin and throw it back to the survival bag, so that the fried milk floats on the tank surface and cools down with cold water.
He simply removed the core of the remaining cherries, and poured the fresh cream and sugar that Yan Hanjiang took from the coffee shop on top to make a plate of snow mountain cherries. Although it is not as cool as a snowy mountain, it is sweet and smooth, and it is very comfortable to eat.
He dug a spoonful and tasted it, but it was still not enough: "It's better to be frozen, if there is nitrate, next time remember to bring some saltpeter in the bag, this kind of stuffy weather will make some ice to relieve the heat." ”
Yan Hanjiang squinted and recalled for a while, then said, "Wait a minute", and the person turned into a black wind and blew out. The rattan wall outside the window scraped a big hole for him, Shao Zongyan walked over to take a look, outside, the strange beasts were more active at night, a pair of searchlight-like eyes searched around, fighting and devouring each other, just out of some instinctive fear, did not dare to approach this hotel.
He remembered that this group of people would have to walk through this road tomorrow, so he simply jumped out of the window with his knife and took advantage of Yan Hanjiang's failure to come back to sweep outside.
After becoming an adult, it is much easier to deal with these monsters that are not much bigger than yourself. After the evolution of those alien beasts, they more or less carried some demonic nature, and they were all blood-devouring things, and the smell of him as an orthodox monk was simply demonic, and no matter how deep he hid, he couldn't smell it.
Every time the slashing knife is swung, it will inevitably slash an attacking beast. The snow-white blade still showed a bright light in the night when it couldn't reach its fingers, and the silk threads wrapped around the blade seemed to come to life when it came into contact with the alien beasts, greedily absorbing the great power of the Great Dao impregnated in their bodies.
Shao Zongyan didn't realize the change in the slashing knife, he only felt that the energy in his body was endless, and he didn't feel half tired no matter how he slashed and killed, and he thought it was the result of his cultivation in these days. The more he fought, the more passionate he became, at first he passively met the attacks of those strange beasts, and later he took the initiative to attack, killing corpses all over the outside of the hotel.
Yan Hanjiang came back with a large bag of calcium nitrate, and just saw the corpses all over the ground and Shao Zongyan, who was covered in blood, and sighed helplessly.
My boyfriend's sense of responsibility at work is too strong, and it's really annoying.
Fortunately, Shao Daochang was not serious enough that his boyfriend still had to work, so when he saw him coming, he wiped the blood on his face, greeted him like a milk swallow returning to the forest, and called "Brother Yan" with joy.
His face was as hot as rouge, his body was full of murderous energy, his complexion was thick and cold, and he was as intoxicating as an old wine that had been buried in a jar for decades. The grass carp essence almost didn't hold it, but fortunately, the weather was abnormally hot and sultry, which caused his whole body to concentrate on the digestive system, so that he wouldn't directly put this demon path of "greeting each other with a smile".
When the two entered the kitchen, Yan Hanjiang jumped directly into the ecological fish tank, the fish skin was harvested into a tail, and the pot of cold fried milk was pumped onto the table with one tail.
He also brought several large woven bags of calcium nitrate, Shao Daochang was not polite, poured a steamer of water, held a cream basin with one hand and put it on it, and scooped saltpeter with a frying spoon and poured it into the cauldron.
When the saltpeter hits the water, it releases a lot of heat, and the white steam rises up, and the cream that melts on the cherry resolidifies with the sudden drop in temperature. Shao Zongyan also put the fried milk into the basin, stirred the cream without a match, and scooped the nitrate into the pot at any time, until the surface of the cream condensed into a beautiful fine edge, the cherry juice seeped into the cream, and the snow-white ice was dyed into a lock of attractive light powder.
He scooped up a large spoonful of ice cream and fed it to the mouth of the Yan Han River, which was about to heat up into boiled fish. The cream is not hard and there is some ice residue in it, but as soon as you taste it, it goes straight to the bottom of your heart. The half-curdled and half-melted cream, the big cherries that had been frozen out of the ice ballast, delicately melted on the tip of the tongue, turned into an ice line and scattered to the limbs, and the whole person seemed to have been fished out of the soup pot.
He sat up from the fish bowl and took the ice bowl and scooped it himself. Shao Zongyan also dialed a small bowl, ate a few frozen cherries slowly, and suddenly remembered that the customer didn't know if he was still soaking in the bathroom, so he greeted Yan Hanjiang and held the bowl to see Shi Weishen.
Yan Hanjiang said: "He has water there, you bring a bag of nitrate to pour it into the bath for him, and let him sit next to it is enough to cool it." ”
Shao Zongyan put away the nitrate bag, took a few more cauldrons, turned around and smiled: "The weather is so hot, I want to freeze more clean ice in the pond, and everyone will eat a few pieces to cool down when they wake up." Brother Yan, if you are still hot, add nitrate to the pot, don't heat yourself up. ”
Yan Hanjiang didn't get hot, Shi Weishen could soak enough for half a day, the skin on his fingertips was white and wrinkled, and the whole person was about to burst out of the water as soon as he squeezed it. He soaked until he didn't dare to soak anymore, and he was reluctant to leave the water's edge, so he sat on the ground next to him with the bath in his arms, and only a small bath towel was placed around his waist. Shao Zongyan went over and lifted him and threw him on the toilet next to him, and stuffed the ice bowl into his arms.
As soon as the cold ice is started, the customer finds the feeling of coming back to life, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one scoop up the cream and eat it. Shao Daochang took out the water tank that he had never used much and the straight soup pot from the kitchen, and poured water into several pots with the jar.
The jar is a large clay jar that is taller than a person, and the water is full, Shi Wei has never seen this thing, so he was so surprised that he almost bit his tongue and asked, "Is this a part of a mecha?" New materials? How do you hold something so high? ”
He shook his head, carried a few buckets of water into the tub, and finally poured half a bag of saltpeter into the tub. The pool of water immediately tumbled, emitting a trace of white air, and the cold was blowing on the face, and the customer ran over with the bowl and leaned outside the bathtub to rub the cool air.
Shao Daochang took a dry pot and put it aside, opened the saltpeter bag and put it in, and solemnly gave him the spoon: "If it's not cold, scoop a few spoonfuls and put it in, and everyone will drink ice water tomorrow morning to get on the road." Saltpeter burns your hands, you must not touch it. ”
…… Don't use the phrase "on the road", okay? Shi Weishen looked at Shao Zongyan's awe-inspiring back, and always felt that he had inserted a flag, and he was so frightened that he drank two sips of ice cream to suppress his shock, and the cool and sweet taste suddenly pulled him back to the world.
With this pool of nitrate water with you, the rest of the time is much easier. He slept in the pool for a while, and when he woke up, it was past six o'clock. Last night's suffocating feeling seemed to have gotten better with the sunshine, although it was still hot, the air was a little fresher, and the bucket was frozen with a layer of ice, half ice and half water, which was refreshing.
Then he knocked on the door one by one with the bucket, and called out to the sleeping people with a bowl of ice water.
The summer heat invaded people, killing all afternoon, and experiencing the rapid evolution of the night, and the body needed such a bowl of coolness, and I don't know how many people who wanted to beat him spared him for the sake of this bowl of ice water.
When I left the hotel, it was already dawn, and the plants outside the hotel had evolved overnight, obscuring the sky, and the corpses thrown last night were gnawed by scavengers or sucked by plants, leaving only a huge snow-white skeleton, which shocked everyone.
They couldn't help but ask Yan Hanjiang, who led the team: "Mr. Yan, what happened last night, could it be that a large carnivore passed by here?" It didn't attack us? ”
Yan Hanjiang couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth, and the large carnivorous human next to him coughed lightly, and took the initiative to explain: "I can't sleep in the middle of the night, thinking that I have to march today, so I went out to kill the alien beast for a while." ”
This sudden stranger frightened many people, but the group of people in the coffee shop all figured out his identity, and asked excitedly: "You are the customer service that Brother Shi said?" You're no longer practicing? ”
The customer service attitude was very gentle, and it was not like a family with the family, so he nodded and smiled at everyone: "Although I cleared the strange beast once last night, it may not be that there will be new ones, so everyone should be careful." ”
The customer service is so warm! No wonder Shi Weishen blew him so sincerely, and he had to call him to the rescue if he was alive or dead! They also want to buy this game, and they want this kind of customer service!
Everyone felt the warmth of spring and scrambled to ask how to buy the game. It's a pity that this product can only be sold to people who are destined, although their hearts to seek immortals are firm, but unfortunately there is no immortal fate, so they can only refuse.
Yan Hanjiang comforted: "The fact that the jade slips don't shine only means that they have no relationship with the sects of the Yuanyang Great World, and they are not really out of the way to the top. ”
The crowd silently wrote down the two names and walked towards the other side of the long street with hope. The road ahead was indeed clean for a long time, until those miserable white bones disappeared, and only then did a long giant insect with black stripes on a red background attack them. Shao Zongyan raised his knife and slashed it, and a stream of true yuan condensed into a knife wind in the air to cut the insect's abdomen, and the upper body of the insect fell to the ground, spreading a white slime, but it was not dead, but formed a big ball to block the way.
A man who was good at identifying bugs exclaimed, "Isn't this a ball of horses?" Yesterday it was only one person long, but now it's like a train! ”
Unlike yesterday, this ball horse and a single worm took up a large area of the block, and no other animal came out to attack humans. It seems that the evolutionary direction of these animals is to be bigger, and then kill each other, and the ones that survive become the overlords of the region.
Daoist Shao drew his sword and retreated, protected Shi Weishen's side, and ordered everyone: "You also evolved last night, now try your best to attack it, and familiarize yourself with the current strength and fighting methods." ”
It is impossible for them to stay here for too long, just like Yan Hanjiang said, it is not good for them to protect these people too much, it is better to give them more opportunities to exercise under the condition that they can take care of them.
As they progressed, all sorts of beasts that shouldn't belong to the city appeared: giant hornbills, toothed mouse deer, poison dart frogs, wild boars, and ...... The meat is tender and juicy when grilled, and the stew is soft and smooth, which gives them a good skill in picnic.
When they walked to a community in Xicheng to rescue people, they finally met an army wearing a black military uniform, with layers of salt flowers on their clothes, but their demeanor still showed a neat spirit that ordinary people did not have.
The lone army in the jungle finally found their companions, and many people cried on the spot because they were relaxed. The army also attached great importance to their combat strength, and the officer who led the team came to contact them in person, asking them where they had escaped, what strange beasts they had encountered on the way, and how the human beings were living in the places they passed.
Everyone scrambled to answer, and also scrambled to ask the military about the rescue situation, whether their family members had been rescued, and some people took the initiative to help save people. When all the questions that should be asked are done, and the situation that needs to be said is clear, and the military wants to contact the leader of this group of people, they find that the strong and gentle customer service and his cold but equally powerful family members are gone.
Even Shi Weishen, who was the first to gather everyone and dragged a small body that had never evolved, to fight with foreign beasts was gone.
"They...... Went back? ”
"Brother Shi was originally here to travel, and his customer service and family must have taken him away."
"Actually, they are immortals, they are the ones who came down to save us from this difficulty, and now that we have met the army, they won't leave, right?"
……
The group of rescued people said that they were also partially close to reality, but it was not them who came to the rescue from the customer service and family members, but Shi Weishen, who called for rescue.
After leaving the crowd, they walked faster. The grass carp essence was so hot that it exerted great subjective initiative in its work, driving the demonic wind and black clouds, carrying customers, and rumbling to the teleportation array like an old-fashioned steam train.
After landing, the customer forgot to even sign the five-star praise guarantee, and couldn't complain to the Environmental Protection Bureau, accusing Yan Hanjiang of engaging in artificial sand and dust storm control of the environment. But he could think of this, but he couldn't say it, as if something was controlling his mouth, and when the NPC asked him about his impression of the game, he opened his mouth and said, "All five-star reviews!" ”
I also involuntarily took a selfie and passed it over, fulfilling my vow on the contract.
The agreement was completed, and the guarantee in Yan Hanjiang's sleeve suddenly turned into ashes, and the three of them teleported back to the small world together.
The staff and family members went back on the spot to continue studying the sales work, but the customer stayed for a while, walked away with Yan Hanjiang, and asked the NPC quietly: "Can I complain to the customer service family?" ”
NPC Qingjing did not become a human like when there were customer complaints before, but explained blandly: "This system is only for complaints about game content and employee services. If you are not satisfied with the work of the customer service family, please accept the random arrangement next time, please believe that this party will send you professional customer service with professional training and good service attitude. ”
…… Rogue clause! Shi Wei turned around and ran out of the teleportation array in deep grief and indignation.