That night, a voting system appeared on the official website of Allure Entertainment - what program do you want Su Dong to perform at the Lantern Festival party: A: cross talk B: sketch C: song D: host E: all of the above. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Many netizens smiled when they saw this, "Who did this plan, let him stand up, I want to give him a thumbs up." ”

"I'll give you a five-cent bet, this is definitely done by Su Chengcheng, except for him to pit Su Dong like this, who else is there, for this matter, I want to say that Su Tingcheng you did a beautiful job!"

"This decisive choice e! I vote for e! ”

“e！”

“e！”

“e！”

When everyone chatted again, Allure Entertainment was naughty again! What program do you want Li Yingying to perform at the Lantern Festival Gala: A: cross talk B: sketch C: Song D: Host E: All of the above.

"Li Yingying's Weibo hasn't been deleted yet, I'm going to tell her the good news! Because I've already voted for e! ”

"The distressed goddess Li Yingying, how can I be willing to let you suffer, forget it, I can't bear it, let's vote for e!"

"Upstairs, you're amazing, it's all cast and you can't bear it, so what would you look like if you were ruthless?"

"The one above is too hypocritical, if you look at me, I will say whatever I have, I will say that I like to watch Li Yingying's performance, so I chose to watch the whole process, then I will order e!"

"It's really honest, since that's the case, then I can't be hypocritical, no, the last time I had a live broadcast of the party, I felt that something was missing, and the feelings were missing Su Dong and Li Yingying 'competing' on the same stage, and Li Yingying hosted the Spring Festival Gala very well."

"Yes, so I'd like to see her do it again."

When the little friends here were a little dizzy from the explosion of these two "bombs", Allure Entertainment actually threw out another nuclear bomb. What program do you want Su Chengcheng to perform at the Lantern Festival Gala: A: Song B: Host C: All of the above. ――This news comes from Su Dong.

"I laughed out of tears, you told me that I didn't misread the words 'Su Chengcheng', right?"

"This time, I can say for sure that the previous two voting choices were made by Su Chengcheng!"

"It's so exciting for couples to catch and kill each other, when I thought this was the end, Su Dong actually said that the boy should not go, there are still 3p on our side!"

"When the three of them are together, the picture must be very good!"

At this time, the voting column about Su Chengcheng suddenly disappeared, and then what program do you want Su Dong to perform at the Lantern Festival party: a: cross talk b: sketch c: song d: host e: add f: sell cute after all of the above!

"Oops, I regret that I should have chosen to sell cute, but it's a pity that one person can only vote for one, and there is only one choice."

"It's good that I didn't vote, I don't care now, I must watch Su Dong sell a cute!"

"I said how bad you are, I actually want to see a big old man sell cute, F is selling cute, right, in fact, I'm with bad taste, come and come! I'm going to vote for F. Don't thank you, I'm Lei Feng! ”

"Su Dong has been played badly...... Identification completed. ”

"Don't you feel sorry for our goddess Li Yingying, my requirements are not high, just let my goddess sell cute."

"I'd like to see it too, but unfortunately I don't have that option."

"Why did Su Chengcheng's vote disappear, Su Dong, you come out, we want to see your daughter-in-law."

......

After Su Tingcheng released a clear signal, many TV stations, no, almost all TV stations strongly refused Su Tingcheng to join the ranks of the Lantern Festival party.

Inside a certain TV station. The conference room was filled with smoke.

"Guys, tell me what you're going to do tonight?"

"Leader, what else can we do, Allure Entertainment is too energetic, CCTV can't bear it, let alone us. Like Penguin and other video sites, people don't spend a lot of money to do this, but Su Tingcheng doesn't know what to think, so he has to challenge the authority of the TV. ”

The leader said with a calm face: "The result now is that she Su Chengcheng has succeeded!" ”

"Then, leader, otherwise we won't hold a ......"

"It's too late! If you say you won't hold it at the beginning, then it's okay, if you don't do it, you won't do it, but now it's different, now we have spent all the money we should have spent, if we don't continue, then won't the money be spent in vain? ”

"Then what should we do now, leader?"

The leader sighed deeply: "What else, cold salad, everything will be as usual tomorrow night." ”

"Okay then."

"Let's prepare for the dismal ratings."

These are the ideas of small local TV stations, and big TV stations they have different opinions.

"I believe everyone has watched the Spring Festival Gala program of Allure Entertainment Video, let's express your opinions, after all, tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, let's fight with her."

"Does the leader really want to say it?"

"Say!"

"We have no chance of winning!"

The leader said unhappily: "Why do you say that, didn't we change the program later." ”

"That's right, but we don't have Su Dong here after all."

"This is also true, it is needless to say that there is Su Dong in the ratings, but Allure Entertainment will not let Su Dong leave at all."

......

"What do you think of this year's Lantern Festival party?"

"I don't know about the Lantern Festival, but Dragon TV is very good in the Spring Festival Gala, and the fourth program is a sketch! I personally highly recommend it, it's funny, it's at least a little better than the sketch of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala! ”

"I don't know, but the cross talk of this year's Spring Festival Gala is not good, and it is really not as good as Su Dong and Lao Wu, the two amateurs."

"No way, cross talk has been too sluggish in recent years, it has already entered a bottleneck period, and it is difficult to say cross talk at the party, there is no connotation, no satire of current affairs and praise the motherland, this kind of stage must be elegant, and it needs to be artistic. Su Dong and Lao Wu were purely accidental. ”

"It's not just cross talk, it's not good in other aspects, I am disgusted when I see those who praise the motherland now."

"I'm the same, I chose Allure Video for sound."

"Sit back and wait for Su Dong to 'become a god' again and achieve ratings hegemony."

......

Allure Entertainment officials quickly counted the data. Sure enough, Li Yingying's votes were all of the above, and Su Dong's side was more weird, and the number of votes for him to sell cute almost exceeded E, but it was still E.

Lantern Festival, familiar stage, familiar ...... No, no, the host on stage has changed!

"Hey, hey, it's really Su Dong! Next to it is Li Yingying! These two people are really hosts. Su Chengcheng's poll is really good. ”

"The male god and the goddess stand together, there is no sense of disobedience, I don't know what Su Qingcheng thinks."

"I'm looking forward to tonight's show!"

On the stage, Su Dong and Li Yingying finished their opening remarks first, and after wishing everyone a happy Lantern Festival, Su Dong said: "Actually, everyone knows that I am an amateur host. ”

Li Yingying dismantled the stage: "I'm still an amateur cross talk actor." ”

"If you say that, I'm not going to be good."

Li Yingying hurriedly said: "Don't, if you don't perform for a while, we're fine now." Now welcome Su Dong and Wu Run to bring you the cross talk "Everything is OK". ”

The camera switches immediately!

Many netizens who were watching the live broadcast also felt cold when they heard it!

"What's the name?"

"All is well?"

"Damn, this won't be a traditional type of cross talk work?"

"It's not funny when you hear it!"

"It's over, I have a bad premonition!"

"I hope not, after all, this is the opening cross talk. Su Dong dared to put it in front of him to perform, which means that he has the bottom in his heart! ”

The show continued, and Su Dong didn't plan to change his clothes, so he stood at the long table with Lao Wu.

Center of the stage.

"Hello audience friends." Su Dong stood still and smiled into the microphone: "Here, first greet everyone with a happy Lantern Festival." ”

Lao Wu said with a smile: "May you be happy in the Lantern Festival and have a family reunion!" ”

Su Dong continued: "All the best! ”

The audience at the scene was still very enthusiastic, and they all gave warm applause, like netizens, they didn't know what cross talk Su Dong would say today!

Su Dong: "Hey, actually, I've just said this for a while. ”

Lao Wu said: "It's not strange to have many people, you have to continue later." ”

Su Dong continued: "I won't introduce myself to everyone, everyone knows, I won't introduce the person next to me anymore, because it's not important. ”

Lao Wu was not happy: "What do you mean that I don't matter anymore?" ”

Su Dongfu smiled and said: "Just kidding, this one next to me is my partner, and he usually gives me a good assistant director when making movies, if I don't have him, how much film will I have to waste." ”

"Feelings, I just saved film for Su Dong."

"It's not that I haven't changed my clothes and I'm not used to it, I'm not in a good state. And you don't know, last time I finished talking about it, I went home and confessed to Su Tingcheng, she said that I gave me more than 2000 a month, and I was going to give me 200 a month in the future. ”

"Wow! Why is Su Dong so ruthless? ”

"She is not ruthless, but she also said why she doesn't want more affordable housing."

The audience laughed a lot!

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"This old terrier has been renovated by him!"

"Tick me off!"

"I don't know what Su Tingcheng thinks when he sits in the audience, will Su Dong be going to accept family education in a while?"

"I feel sorry for Su Chengcheng, and I don't know what to blame."

This opening made everyone look shocked and refreshed!

Real-time reviews online.

"Wow, that's not bad!"

"What's good? What are you talking about? ”

"Su Dong's cross talk, Allure Entertainment's live Lantern Festival party."

"What do you see? Isn't it boring? Didn't you say that Su Dongjiang was exhausted? ”

"Do you really believe Kuroko's words...... This is just the beginning, and it's still the same taste as before! Laugh all the way! Yes, it's a fight with the Spring Festival Gala! ”

"Really? Wait for me, I'll check it out too! ”

"Look, I almost got tricked by those blacks! Who said it wasn't good-looking? (To be continued.) )