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Lao Wu said with a smile: "Okay, don't talk about gossip, Li Yingying has just reported the curtain, and the name of our cross talk is "Everything is Okay". Don't go too far! ”

Su Dong looked left and right: "Who?" Who is everything well? ”

Lao Wu said: "Let's go! Audience! ”

Su Dong snorted lightly, "That's everything is fine with you, everything is bad with me!" ”

The audience is happy, Su Dong, what's wrong?

Lao Wu said with concern: "Yo, it's not been a few days since the Chinese New Year, what's wrong with you?" Haven't you always been good? ”

Su Dong sighed again: "How am I? Where am I doing, it's not easy to celebrate the New Year, and I was tortured by a certain leader and boss until now, where am I doing? Let's not talk about what goes in, let's talk about what goes far. ”

Lao Wu continued Su Dong's words: "Then you can talk about it." ”

"When I was in high school, I didn't actually think about being an actor, singing, making movies or anything in the future, I had a dream since I was a child, I wanted to be a football player."

Lao Wu said: "That's pretty good! ”

Su Dong continued: "I went to sign up at the time, but the coach of the team saw me and liked it, and he said that I was more than 10,000 times stronger than Ronaldinho of the World Footballer!" At that time, I was still a child, and I was very young when I heard this! ”

Lao Wu was surprised: "Huh! That's genius! ”

Su Dong: "Then he said, there are just two things that hinder my exhibition. ”

Lao Wu said strangely: "Which two?" ”

Su Dong: "The left leg is followed by the right leg." ”

When the audience heard this, they all laughed like crazy!

"Hahahaha!"

"Left leg and right leg? Su Dong, you're enough! ”

"Oops, I'll go! It's the same as not saying! ”

"This stalk is so fucking funny! This burden is good! ”

"What does Su Dong think, hahahaha!"

Lao Wu said: "Khan! Then say you're not the stuff for this! ”

Su Dong said angrily: "I hate it too, I see that playing football is no fun, and then I went to work in the summer vacation when I was a sophomore in high school, I thought that with my age and experience, I should go to a private company to apply, I submitted a resume and went to an interview, and the examiner didn't look at me and said, 'Give me a minute to remember you'." ”

Lao Wu smiled: "Yes, many interviews say so." ”

Su Dong said: "As soon as I thought it was okay, I walked over and gave him a big mouth when I rounded it!" Then I turned around and ran! ”

Lao Wu was stunned: "Hey, that's really remembering you!" ”

The audience has already leaned forward and closed!

Su Qingcheng in the audience laughed so much that he couldn't stand up straight on the table.

Su Dong: "As a result, I passed the interview, I just left the company on the front foot, and the phone call came on the back foot, and the person said, 'Please come to the company immediately'." ”

Su Dong continued: "I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't dare to go! ”

Lao Wu smiled: "You shouldn't go." ”

The online friends couldn't laugh when they saw this.

"Su Dong, how can you be so funny! Looking at your first cross talk, I thought you were funny, but after watching your one, I found that the lower limit of my three views has been refreshed again! ”

"Haha! In the future, I will see which boss dares to ask me that! If you dare to ask that, I'll go up and give him a big ear! Let him remember me for the rest of his life! ”

"Su Dong is talented! Why didn't I think of this method! My interviewer also asked me this question at the beginning, I should learn from Su Dong! ”

"Upstairs, don't worry, I'm sure there will be no invigilator asking this question after today!"

"Yes, I'm afraid that someone will really learn from Su Dong and give him a slap in the face."

Su Dong said angrily: "I hate, when I entered the toilet on the side of the road, I washed my face, and said to me in the mirror, 'Su Dong, you have to be strong, such a little difficulty can't defeat you, come on, persevere!'" You're young! Go back to school and study hard! ’！ ”

Lao Wu nodded, "Don't be discouraged." ”

Su Dong: "After cheering myself up, my mood calmed down a little, and when I came out of the toilet, I saw a man come out of the toilet door opposite Youda. ”

Speaking of this, Su Dong turned his head in horror.

Old Wu was stunned, "Ah! You've been in the women's bathroom for a long time? ”

Many viewers burst into tears of laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"Babble!!"

"Oops, I'm laughing to death!"

"Su Dong, do you dare to tease a little more!"

Su Dong hurriedly said: "I'll run quickly!" ”

Lao Wu said: "You have to run." ”

Su Dong: "A bunch of old ladies came out of the toilet to chase me, shouting for the one who 'catch him, just him, chattering with the women's toilet, I am so scared that I don't dare to come out'!" Tell me, I was very young at the time, if I was caught, how would I survive in the community in the future!? ”

Lao Wu was also happy: "You are unlucky enough." ”

Su Dong said angrily: "I can't go on like this, I have to work, I have to make money, what should I do if I want to make money?" You have to spend money first. ”

Lao Wu shook his head: "Hey, give a gift?" ”

Su Dong: "What kind of gift, how ugly it is to say, this is called visiting!" After spending a lot of money, I finally became a full-fledged employee of a state-owned enterprise and worked in Beijing. ”

Lao Wu: "Yes? ”

Su Dong said happily: "Our job is good, we don't have to work every day, and the section chief I gave gifts often takes us out to eat, just seven or eight people, and every time it's a big table of dishes." ”

Lao Wu said: "What kind of dish? ”

Su Dong: "Yes, Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose oven, pig oven, duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flowers, small belly, sauce meat, sausages, assorted crispy plates, smoked chicken, white face, steamed eight treasures, pigs, Jiang rice, stuffed duck cans, pheasant cans, quail marinated pieces, marinated goose, mountain pheasant, rabbit breast, Lai python, whitebait, steamed Hash Worm braised duck kidney, braised duck strips, mixed waist silk, yellow heart tube, white eel, yellow eel, yellow eel, abalone drum, pot roasted carp, rotten soft-shelled turtle, stir-fried carp, fried shrimp, soft fried loin, soft fried chicken, boiled sausage, boiled jackdaw, spicy oil rolls, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breast, fish belly, boiled fish fillet, vinegared meat slices……”

"Wow! Su Dong is so! ”

"Many people will say it, especially "Reporting the Name of the Dish", which is a basic skill for their cross talk actors, and many popular actors can come to the next paragraph, but Su Dong is not a professional cross talk actor!"

"The posture has risen, and Su Dong has once again refreshed my perception of him."

Su Dong teased: "Old Wu, why don't you come for a while?" ”

Lao Wu smiled and said, "We don't have this paragraph in our lines!" ”

The audience applauded, and at the same time, several young people shouted in the audience: "Lao Wu is here!" ”

When friends on the Internet saw this, they also laughed, this Su Dong actually didn't play cards according to the routine!

Lao Wu said: "Yes, steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails......"

Su Dong saw Lao Wu stop and laughed: "What about the back?" ”

Lao Wu laughed: "Another pot of rice and a bowl of egg soup!" I'm full! ”

The audience below "Huh~" ridiculed.

"Old Wu, you learned badly with Su Dong!"

Lao Wu said: "Ahem, just kidding, although I am an amateur, but when I was young, I still memorized it, even if I reported the name of the dish or something, I will report a weapon name to everyone, just memorize the type name of our Huaxia knife, what do you think?" ”

"Good!"

Lao Wu cleared his throat: "There are single knives, Pu knives, ghost head knives, long-handled short-edged knives, Qinglong Yanyue knives, broken boy Husa knives, three-pointed two-edged knives, meridian mandarin duck knives, Jinchuan Shike knives, curved blades and convex back knives, fish scale purple gold knives, waist knives, drop knives, donkey ear knives, bending knives, halberd knives, eyebrow tip knives, royal forest knives, execution knives, black flag knives, mountain knives, tooth handle waist knives, eel head knives, Kira ring handle knives, lion ring long knives, dragon ring handle knives, dragon bird big ring knives, Taiping knives, moon covering knives, horse chopping knives, hook sickles, Emei knives, antler knives, straight back knives, Hui knife, mountain knife, cloud knife, Yanling knife, phoenix wing knife, two-handed knife, seven-star knife, nine-ring knife, Wankou knife, Qianniu knife, lancet, Dingme knife, Chaotian knife, open array knife, cut array knife, single hook knife, double hook knife, double-edged knife, horn knife, elephant ring knife, oblique knife. There are phoenix knives, pen knives, guan knives, swords, straight knives, clamp knives, knives, hanging knives, sharpening knives, scrapers, iron knives, folding iron knives, leopard ring handle knives, big ring knives, Shenji Wansheng water dragon knives, red hair treasure knives, splitting water and light knives, machetes, machetes, seven-star bronze knives, nine-eared eight-ring knives. ”

The audience applauded enthusiastically again.

"Oops! Old Wu, you would! Su Dong asked in surprise, "I knew that you really knew that I wouldn't let you carry it, such a good opportunity to show your face was given to you, and others will ask you not to invite me in the future, so my worth will fall, how will I support my family in the future." ”

Lao Wu pushed Su Dong: "Let's go on." ”

Su Dong asked, "Where did you just go?" ”

Lao Wu was speechless: "Let's talk about your leader's dinner." Tell me how he ordered so many dishes? Can you finish eating? ”

Su Dong shook his hand, "Public funds!" What is he afraid of! ”

Lao Wu suddenly said, "Hey! Now the state is cracking down on this! Still committing crimes against the wind? ”

Su Dong said: "Not only do we eat, but our section chief often takes us on tours, Shanghai, Guilin, Suzhou, anywhere." ”

Lao Wu: "You are also burning money." That's a lot of money! ”

When the audience saw this, they found that this cross talk was talking about the current government officials' "style of eating and drinking" and "borrowing business trips to travel everywhere and returning for reimbursement".

Su Dong said: "However, in the process of traveling, I found some uncivilized phenomena. ”

Wu Run asked, "What phenomenon?" ”

Su Dong said: "Some monuments, scenic spots, there are people writing on them, what to visit here, what xx I love you, and some people engrave their names, what old Wu......"

Lao Wu hurriedly stopped, "No me!" I'm not going to do that! I'm still a person who regrets my name! ”

"Poof! Old Wu was shot in a mystery! ”

"I feel sorry for Lao Wu!"

"It was Su Dong who carved it, and then left Lao Wu's name! And yet I've seen it all! ”

Su Dong: "It's just an example, generally you don't leave a name for your engraving!" (To be continued.) )