Chapter 014: Lao Wang's Thoughts
Chapter 014: Lao Wang's own thoughts
Wang Bangda heard about the cemetery where his buddies were buried, and came here with a bottle of beer and two cups bought from the stall in his hand. If this is placed in the ancient times of the porcelain country, maybe it can be used as a tribute, killing Ru kiln, Jun kiln, visiting kiln or something.
The beer is a German stout, and the buddy went to the place where the black goo rumbled, so buy a bottle of dark beer to suit the occasion.
"Fuck your uncle!" He cursed a swear word, and because he didn't have a corkscrew, he had to knock off the bottle cap on his buddy's tombstone, and his disrespect was overflowing. I looked at the inscription of my buddy on the tombstone: The tomb of my loving father Ni Cai. At this time, I suddenly realized that my buddy's name was very joyful.
Moreover, the word loving father seems to be Ni Hong's feeling of sending him to the end, but in fact it is a white-haired person sending a black-haired person, it is also understandable that you should be low-key as a person, and you should also be low-key when you are a ghost, you can't write "The Tomb of Filial Son Ni Cai", right?
"Hey, Ni Cai, Ni Cai...... Dude, the person with your name has said that God will die, so go in peace. God's old man will die, what else can't you let go? People, what you are most afraid of is not bad luck, but what you are most afraid of is that no one is as unlucky as you, you see, this buddy of God is as unlucky as us, and he will die.
Come on, come on...... Dead ghost, I know you can't hear me, but I love to talk, and you don't like to listen. The surviving king has come to worship you...... Phew, that's the unlucky name.
Full on full.
Brother, I'll do it first as a respect, you are free.
Ah, that's cool!
The universe is 13.7 billion years old, and in the future, the universe will also die, and the physicists who love it say that after 100 billion years, even protons will decay, buddy, you will burp in your thirties, and the half-life is really short. Much worse than proton, haha!
Hey, are you mad at your wife? As for it? If it doesn't work, get a divorce. Of course, others are in the midst of blessings and do not know blessings, but I, I am in the midst of disasters and do not know the blessings, maybe it was me, and I was angry to death at that time. Especially if you work overtime desperately, in the end, you will become a green laughing stock.
By the way, I see your daughter-in-law and your son again. No, your son-to-be. It's cute. Bear children, they're all so cute. We are all normal people, and we should think that children are cute, otherwise we are perverts.
Actually, you should look a little bit away. What about my own son? Isn't it a genetic mutation yet? There are only 25,000 genes in human beings, which are 99% identical to chimpanzees, and only 250 genes are truly human. Damn, 250, brother, listen, 250, don't be 250, we poor humans only have 250 genes that are unique to us.
Ideally, your son would have 125 genes different, and your grandson would only have 62. 5, your grandson's grandson is only 15, tsk, scared the baby to death.
Why do humans avoid consanguineous marriages? Of course, it is to make the biggest difference between genes and generations, if you value bloodline so much, why don't you engage in human cloning? Why don't you reproduce yourself? The Rothschilds like to marry close relatives, and the fertilizer does not flow into the fields of outsiders, and now it has become a laughing stock, haha!
Heck, genetic dispersion can't be stopped. All loving mothers and fathers are just raising children for the whole human race, so don't be too cold, you see, you don't talk to your brother about such a big thing, you say, you don't say how can your brother comfort you?
Are you afraid that I will laugh at you? Phew, bro, how could I laugh at you? Sister-in-law is quite beautiful, I envy you too late? Oh, your daughter-in-law stayed with my house for one night, and I tossed and turned in the other bed and couldn't sleep, it was so exciting...... Hey, don't scold, brother, this is complimenting your sister-in-law, and indirectly complimenting you.
Besides, a sane person like me, even if my sister-in-law is stripped and standing in front of me...... Of course, this is impossible. Your son will spend the night at my house with your daughter-in-law, so you feel better, right?
Sample...... Your son is very cute, in fact, we are all slaves of genes, who are we industrious and simple all our lives? Only one gene can be passed on, and you, as well as me, will have to braids after a few decades, and only the genes will live forever. We are like worker ants, busy all our lives, and eventually making wedding dresses for others.
So I don't care, it doesn't matter if I become a Dink, anyway, having a baby is also raising a baby for the whole human race, a lazy like me doesn't have that idle time.
The knot is in the human realm, and there is no noise of cars and horses. Hehe, is there a more comfortable life than this? Look at you, you're tired, aren't you? Poor brother, slave of genes, slave of capital......"
Wang Fang leaned on the tombstone of his dead ghost buddies and drank a glass of wine.
He didn't know why, he suddenly remembered Bai Ling, and continued to talk to himself: "Girls, especially good-looking girls, it's best not to get too close to them, it's too dangerous, the whip of genes will whip you and make you do a lot of reluctant things." I've been cooking very diligently lately, and I'm really going to be a slave, and this is the rhythm of following in your footsteps.
Am I being hypocritical to say that? Teacher Bai is still too far away from me, and it may be that I was lonely and confused for a while before I had the illusion of being close to her......
Alas...... What exactly is marriage? Some people say that any love that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan. Phew! The one who aims to get married is a hooligan! If you like someone, you have to like her father and mother, this is too fucking hooligan, right?
If you don't like her father, her mother is unfilial, hehe, unfilial, this word is really evil. If the Tao is different, it is not conspiratory, why? Why do the older generation have to lower my IQ and cultivation to the same level as them? Pretend to be Shabi too, and then the family Shabi is happy?
The Chinese must not get rid of the shackles of the theory of filial piety and virtuous grandchildren as soon as possible, and the fertility rate will continue to decline. Filial piety is not bad, it is very good in theory, but in our generation, the generation gap is too big, it is simply a chasm, a chasm that cannot be passed. We can't even agree on such a basic ethics as respecting each other's way of life, so how can we communicate? I had to make a fuss.
The second child has a fart, and people like me who have seen through the selfish genes and human beings are slaves to genes can only isolate themselves from the people. I don't want any of ...... It's no fun at all......
But...... If I say this sincerely, I will definitely not be able to find my daughter-in-law, so ah, I only talk to the dead ghost buddy, hehe......
Now, people in developed countries don't like to have children, and the Chinese are also developed, and they don't like to have children anymore, and the more they want their fathers and sons to be filial piety, the more they reduce the urge to have children. Therefore, only countries with a tradition of immigration, such as the United States, Canada, Australia and Singapore, can develop well, and the labor force of Gao Su zhì continues to flow in continuously. Not in a second-world country like Japan.
I can say that before the new era comes, only the economy of the country of immigrants will get better and better. EVEN IF YOU COME FROM THE KINGDOM OF THE FLYING RAMEN GOD CULT, IT'S BETTER THAN THE NATIVE WHO IS LAZY AND LAZY. From this point of view, no one and no country can become the first world after the United States, the United States is called the emperor, the first emperor through the ages, it is a black hole of talents, and all nations in the world are making villains for Ya, and then sending the most elite villains to the United States.
Now, a lot of people are in love with conspiracy theories, however, in fact, the strong don't need to conspire, they just need to conspire. According to the natural law of the market, all the essence will flow to the center. Only a weak existence like my old king needs conspiracy, in other words, am I too kind? I should engage in more conspiracy, otherwise how can I get into power? ”
Thinking about it, Wang Bang suddenly thought that there was a place for conspiracy and trickery in front of him, according to intelligence, the parents of his dead ghost buddies took away the relics of the dead ghost, including the mobile phone, which is the key to recovering the password of Lufax's financial management products, and his old Wang should be incarnated as 007, sneaking into Lao Ni's house to go undercover, waiting for an opportunity to spy on the opportunity to steal the mobile phone.
007 is to serve the country, he is the king...... It is to strive for the well-being of all mankind! Haha, because Lao Wang thinks that only he really understands what human well-being is. There is a very reliable economist who said, don't do charity, it's all false and fake, if you really want to do charity, burn the money you earn.
This guy is so funny. It's just a tease invited by a monkey.
Paper money is nothing but a means of wealth distribution, whether you burn it or not, the total amount of wealth is constant, so burning money is not charity at all. What this economist means is that doing charity does not create wealth at all, so when you do charity, it has the same effect as directly burning money.
However, if you do burn your hard-earned money, then you lose the right to distribute that part of your wealth according to your own wishes. A person with ideals and ambitions will not burn money, of course not!
Only technological progress can bring about the well-being of all mankind, and you can use your money to buy stocks in technology companies, and choose your favorite stocks from the NASDAQ to invest in, for example, companies that want to build wireless Internet networks for all mankind, whether it is satellites, solar-powered planes, or helium balloons. For example, Calico, which is committed to discovering the laws of aging, AquaBounty Technologies, Monsanto, which is researching genetically modified animals, and even BGI, should not waste on some anti-science or Chinese culture companies.
As long as you buy shares in these companies, no matter how much, you can be regarded as truly wishing to contribute to the well-being of mankind, which is five times better than donating money to those who are struggling with the old, weak, sick and disabled.