"You're my little apple......" Hearing that the waiting tone when he called was actually this, Wang Fang was almost scared to death,, the copycat machine was really unreliable.

It's been a long time since I've called, I usually use WeChat, and now Wang Zhan's evaluation of his friends is - is there WeChat? If not, then forget it, I won't contact you.

He didn't know that he would hear this song when he called, it was really chilling, as if he saw a group of shameless aunts dancing in the haze.

"Hey, monkey." Teacher Bai's coquettish voice finally replaced the Divine Comedy, and Wang Fang wiped the three black lines on his forehead.

As for why Mr. Bai called Wang Fang "monkey", it was because Wang Fang felt that his real name was too high-profile and did not conform to his three views, so he gave him a very low-key screen name: six-eared macaque.

In the wild history, this six-eared macaque has become the appearance of Sun Wukong, and he can't even recognize the Buddha Master, what should I do? Rulai refused to admit his incompetence, and randomly selected a monkey to suppress in the treasure, and as a result, the monkey who went to the west to learn the scriptures and achieved positive results was not the Monkey King's deity, but the six-eared macaque!

Black enough and low-key enough, Wang Fang likes this story.

Wang Fang: "My dear, will you come to my house for dinner today?" ”

Their relationship is obviously not so close, but Wang Zhan is used to taking advantage of it, and argues that "other buyers and sellers are all coming and going, and we have all eaten several meals together, why can't we call me dear?"

This dead monkey, although his cooking skills are not as good as the chef, he is better at heart, and the ingredients are at ease, which is better than eating outside and doing it himself, so Mr. Bai really often goes to eat.

Bai Ling: "It's still early, I haven't thought about it yet, if it's okay at night......"

Wang Fang: "Whatever you want, I want to find a time to make an appointment with someone to talk about business, today or tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, one day you can't come to dinner, you see if you don't want to come one day, I'll arrange it." ”

Bai Ling: "Whatever you want, what you mean by calling is that you don't want me to go over for dinner today, don't worry, I won't go." What is it about you that you have to be disagreed with? ”

Wang Fang: "Business, if I look too ugly when I bargain, wouldn't it be insulting to Sven?" It affects my image that is not good in the first place. ”

Bai Ling: "Hey, what kind of business is it?" ”

Wang Zhan: "You don't understand the business of technology flow. Besides, you're not really my dear, how can I tell my trade secrets casually? ”

Bai Lingjiao snorted and hastily hung up the phone on the grounds that the child was naughty.

Wang Zhan's so-called business partner is ...... Teacher Bai has seen, Ms. Ouyang Fen, the content of the business really can't be passed on to the second ear, it belongs to the dark department.

It's not easy to be a mother, with her small oil bottle every minute, Wang Fang has no choice, so he has to look at Ni Hong resentfully.

Ouyang Fen saw that he was uneasy, and said, "What's wrong?" ”

Wang Fang Zhengse said to the children: "You go to the house to play for a while, I have something to talk about with your mother." ”

As long as children have a mobile phone, they can talk about anything.

When Ni Hong's ears left the scene, Wang Bang finally opened his mouth: "Ahem, let's talk about business now...... You call your dead husband's mobile phone number. ”

Ouyang Fen: "...... Forget it, no one answered, and if someone did, it would scare me to death......"

Wang Bang: "It's okay, in broad daylight, fight." ”

Ouyang Fen didn't know why, so he dialed the heart-wrenching number in fear.

After a while, a mobile phone rang.

Only then did Wang Zhan triumphantly take out his spare machine and show off: "Got it, right?" ”

Ouyang Fen was pleasantly surprised: "You actually got his mobile phone?" ”

Wang Zhan: "No, it's just a SIM card, it's enough, right?" ”

Ouyang Fen: "Thank God, I can finally get those hundreds of thousands, you know, I went to discuss this matter with his parents, and I was directly blasted out by them, and I was angry with my mother!" You've done me a great favor! ”

Wang Zhan: "Uh...... Sister, I didn't say to help you, you have to spend money to buy it back from me, I'm sorry, in business, you know, I'm a lazy person, it's not easy to make a living. ”

Ouyang Fen: "I didn't expect you to be such a frank person...... Uh, okay, then you make an offer. ”

Wang Zhan: "Do you know how I got it?" Hehe, I stayed at your dead husband's parents' house for three days! As soon as I entered the door, I said, your son is my best buddy, and I will be your son in the future! Look at the old couple who are moved! Then I tried my best to make a filial son and grandson, serving tea and pouring water, sweeping the floor and cooking, lying in the groove, I have never been so filial to my father and mother, and sure enough, the charm of money is unstoppable.

In short, in the past three days, I have suffered the humiliation of being a filial son and grandson, and finally found an opportunity to steal the SIM card, the old couple has no culture, and it is estimated that they don't know that this SIM is more important than a mobile phone. I have given so much...... So, you can't just send me away with three melons and two dates. ”

Ouyang Fen: "I really didn't expect you to have this ability......"

Wang Zhan: "It's nothing, it's just that you're crazy and poor." ”

Ouyang Fen: "Then you will open your mouth, I am ready to face the impact." She looked like a shield-bearing maid.

Wang Fang finally slowly stretched out his middle finger, ring finger and little finger to spell out a "three".

Ouyang Fen: "Three thousand? My heart is really dark, but for the sake of you often going to the kindergarten to help me pick up Ni Hong, okay, it's decided! Your Alipay account is reported. ”

Wang Fang smiled and shook his head.

Ouyang Fen's pretty face changed: "What? Don't you sue me you want 30,000? Why don't you rob a bank? I support you in robbing the bank! Let the bank's veteran king shoot you! ”

Wang Fang: "Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Don't get excited, business is not benevolent, it doesn't matter if I want this money or not, anyway, you have a lot of alternatives. ”

Ouyang Fen: "There is one in front of me, this is my husband's SIM card, hmph, I can forcibly snatch it, and I will take care of it when I go to the police station." ”

Wang Bang said calmly: "Then why don't you go to his parents' house in broad daylight to rob his mobile phone, and I have to be an amateur spy to play the role of a filial son and grandson, is it easy for me?" It's the first time I've been acting, who knows the bitterness in my heart? ”

"Ten thousand, not one more." Ouyang Fen's iron mouth was straight.

Wang Fang: "This is too petty, my expenses as a spy are not small, the fruits I bought for the old couple, brain platinum, spirulina, deep-sea fish oil, and some people eat horses, how can 10,000 yuan be enough?" ”

Ouyang Fen: "These health products are all deceptive, brain platinum is a kind of sleeping pill, and you are still engaged in popular science." ”

Wang Bang: "I know, brain platinum relies on melatonin, the problem is that I am a spy, not a class for the old couple, I don't take advantage of the money in class, I only take advantage of the money when I am a spy." ”

Ouyang Fen: "...... Fifteen thousand, no more. ”

Wang Zhan: "Twenty-five thousand, absolutely no less, I can tell you, your dead ghost husband's financial products have a little more money than you imagined, twenty-five thousand is really a good deal." ”

Ouyang Fen: "Huh? How much more? How do you know? Have you already reset your password with this card? You're illegal! ”

Wang Fang: "What are you anxious about?" Anyway, it's tied to a bank card, and I can't take it out. ”

Ouyang Fen: "It would be nice if I could take it out, and I don't have to pay lawyer's fees." The relevant departments look at that meaning, and they have to eat and take the card to ask for a sum, rough! It's annoying to my mother to do all these things, and you, a good buddy, are here to block the road and rob. I'm really angry. ”

Wang Zhan: "Yes, why don't these authorities open a Tmall flagship store?" In this way, it is convenient to give and accept bribes. ”

Ouyang Fen accompanied him to imagine the future: "Yes, I hope that all the bureaucrats in the world will have a Tmall flagship store and go to the country." The Ministry of Affairs, embassies, consulates, customs, down to the police station, street office, you can do things if you have money, and you can give a good or bad review when you are done. Corruption and bribery are not a big deal, we are all used to it, the problem is that the user experience is not good, playing dead people and torturing people in twists and turns. ”

Wang Bang sighed: "It's really painful to deal with the relevant departments, so let's do it, 20,000, it can't be less, don't worry, you think about it." The poem says: There is spring water in the south and north, but I see a flock of gulls coming day by day. The flower path has never been swept by guests, Peng. The door is now open for you. I'm waiting for your good news. ”

Ouyang Fen: "You can also chant poetry, coquettish!" ”

Wang Fang: "Thank you. ”

Ouyang Fen: "It's better to hit the day than to choose a day, okay, deal, Alipay account." ”

Wang Fang hurriedly reported to the account.

Ouyang Fen saw that the payee was really Wang Fang, and there was really a father who gave his son such a name.

When it was time to kick the door, Ouyang Fen was a little uneasy: "Can you really reset the password?" Open the Lufax app and let me take a look. ”

Wang Bang gave her a look as promised, but sternly refused her request to look further.

Finally, 20,000 yuan arrived.

Ouyang Fen: "Give me the account password of Lufax as well." ”

Wang Zhan: "Of course, you have to pay attention to honesty when doing business, can I still trick you?" ”

Ouyang Fen finally logged in to the app he downloaded, and after watching it for a long time, his face became more and more ugly: "I estimate that there must be more than 100,000 in it, why do I calculate that these products are only more than 80,000?" ”

Wang Zhan: "Huh? Is it? Let me see. He leaned over, pretended to look at it for a while, and said with a flattering smile: "Hehe, maybe I miscalculated......"

Ouyang Fen's white little tiger teeth bit her lips and said fiercely: "There are only 4 products in total!" Ni Hong can't be wrong! You're still a programmer, don't you know how to do four operations? You! You liar! 80,000 yuan, you will pay me 20,000 yuan for the handling fee! I...... I'm so angry, my mother is fighting with you! ”

Wang Zhan was taken aback and took a few steps back: "Programmers also have reliable and unreliable programmers, I belong to the kind of unreliable, I really miscalculated......"

Ouyang Fen had already transformed into a tigress, and a black tiger pounced on her heart, scratching her tiger claws and constantly attacking this unscrupulous profiteer.

"Mom ......" Ni Hong, who heard the rumors, got out of the house, stood on the united front with his mother, turned into a little tiger, and fought with the tigress to fight the trapped beast.

Ouyang Fen cried: "You bully our orphans and widows, you beast ......"

It seemed to be very miserable, Wang Zhan also seemed to have doubts about his outlook on life, and shouted while resisting: "I...... Refund! Return 2,000 to you, don't make trouble, I'm already very conscientious, people are not responsible for coming out, sister-in-law! Don't make a fuss, really don't make a fuss! ”