Chapter 56: Evolution
In the past, Lin Dong was just a wooden otaku, who had a crush for seven years and didn't know how to confess, and he was just a pragmatic man who spoke little at work, just like the sand monk in Journey to the West. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
When I first came to South Korea, I was like Bajie who relied on his cleverness to eat, and he was just itchy for women, and he was addicted.
slowly developed, and began to progress to be as brave and ruthless as the monkey, fighting to defeat the Buddha; Wield a big stick to subdue demons and subdue demons, and recover the female goblins.
Unexpectedly, that was not the end. Dongge actually has such a day, as popular as Tang Seng.
Wantonly playing with the smooth and slippery Bae Xiuzhi, Lin Dong is a little proud, and the "national first love" loved by all South Korean otaku, he also has to cry and shout to beg Brother Dong to accept her.
For more than a year, with the advanced memory of being a little ahead of others, with the skill and cleverness that dare to fight, step by step, slowly develop. At the beginning, the sling wire who couldn't afford to sit in a taxi has become the fifth diamond king, and even female celebrities threw themselves into their arms.
I really don't understand why those predecessors with strong memories and rebirth are mixed up like hangers, is there a hole in the brain?
"Knock knock!"
A knock on the door interrupted the thoughts, and Lin Dong hurriedly pulled the quilt over to cover Pei Xiuzhi's youthful and delicate body.
"Sir, please take the breakfast and the things you purchased." The waiter passed something through the crack in the door, but his hand was still hovering in the air.
"It's on the bill."
"Inside." The answer was crisp, and the toothy smile was kind, but the hand hanging in the air did not withdraw through the crack in the door.
According to the routine of urban Shuangwen, it should be a fat beating, and then buy this broken hotel, and then let the waiter kneel and lick it.
But Lin Dong took out a piece of King Sejong from his wallet, put it in the waiter's open palm, and gave a tip to let him leave.
After being a Tang monk for one night and receiving a rabbit goblin, Lin Dong had an epiphany. It's no longer suitable for the current identity, there are old mothers on top, and there are a bunch of women below, and they still hold Kakao's shares in their hands.
Still gambling as hard as you used to? Lin Dong shook his head, he can fight hard when he has nothing, but now he can only fight in two words, stupid fork!
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The door closed, Pei Xiuzhi, who was sleeping on a fake bed, lifted the quilt and jumped on Lin Dong's back, a pair of smooth and tight long legs were wrapped around Lin Dong's waist, "Oppa, Sara hehe." ”
"What are the nerves in the morning, hurry down." Lin Dong felt the vigorous vitality of high school students, and he didn't say anything good, but he didn't throw her off. It actually feels pretty good, as if I'm a few years younger.
Pei Xiuzhi not only did not come down, but intensified, and bobo twice on Lin Dong's face, "I smell the smell of ginseng chicken soup, what else?" ”
"Yes! Don't move! The two slippery buns rubbed against each other on his back, which made Lin Dong very angry, so he had to throw Pei Xiuzhi back on the bed, "I put on my clothes and eat first." I'll go wash up. ”
"What?" Looking at Lin Dong, who rushed into the bathroom, Pei Xiuzhi frowned, full of unhappiness, "Am I so annoying?" ”
"Wow, it's so fragrant~" opened the eco-friendly lunch box, and the fragrance of ginseng chicken soup came to the face, "There is also gimbap." No wonder mom says: older boys hurt people. ”
"Is this it?" In addition to food, there is also a small black bag, how could the young Bae Suzhi suppress his curiosity? Directly open the bag, "pop", and fall out of the largest box of sleeves.
"Phew, pervert." Pei Xiuzhi took a sip with a blushing face, and continued to rummage, his face became more and more red, and he felt like he was about to drip blood, "Two boxes, three boxes, four boxes." Are the stinky rascals trying to kill me? Bad apple! ”
"Hey, what's this little box in English?" Pei Xiuzhi took the last box of something similar to ointment, looked left and right, and took out his mobile phone to get the translation software, "Swelling and pain-relieving ointment, suitable for women's ......"
There is a feeling spreading, and there is a burst of water vapor condensing. The ointment has not been applied yet, Pei Xiuzhi already feels that the redness and swelling between his crotch is not very painful, and he remembered what his mother said: Find a man who is willing to get up earlier than you, and get married.
"Not only did he get up earlier than me, but he ......" The water vapor finally condensed into water droplets, and tears fell down. Sexy women are also very sensual, and love is born in that moment, "Mom, I am willing to marry, but he is not willing to marry." What to do? ”
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After taking a cold shower and solving the housekeeping problem, Lin Dong returned to the bedroom refreshed, "Why are you crying?" Does it hurt? ”
"No, it's not." Bae so-ji sniffed and held back her crying.
"You know it's uncomfortable." Lin Dong took out the plaster from the black bag and parted Pei Xiuzhi's legs, "Just a beginner like you, you can't help yourself to fight with OPPA, it's just looking for death." Although I have helped you to reduce the swelling last night, I still need to apply some more ointment. ”
Careful and gentle back and forth massage, coupled with cool drug stimulation, Pei Xiuzhi felt a shameful wetness spreading, and he was so comfortable that he wanted to call out, "Uh~oh~ah~~ oppa, Sarah hey!" ”
"Don't be a nymphomaniac, you can't stand it now." After Lin Dong finished applying the medicine, he picked up the woman's clothes from the ground and threw them over, "Eat well, otherwise I will beat you." ”
"Overbearing!" Pei Xiuzhi muttered, but his heart was sweet, he was just not obvious to be handsome, not obvious to be gentle, "Oppa, how long have you lived in Jeju Island?" ”
"A few days, it's hard to say." Lin Dong put the ginseng chicken soup on the bedside table, "I came to Jeju Island mainly to hide from reporters and fans. ”
"Why?" Pei Xiuzhi didn't drink his own ginseng chicken soup, and went to Lin Dong to eat a bowl together, "Isn't the higher the attention, the better?" ”
"If you don't do it too much, you will die in the heat. Overexposed, there is absolutely no good end. Lin Dong pushed away the fat rabbit with its mouth wide open waiting to be fed, "Just like you are now, it's too clingy, it's a little annoying." ”
"Inside." Pei Xiuzhi shrugged his head and picked up his ginseng chicken soup angrily, "Is there anything else besides hiding from people?" ”
"Also learn the skills of diving and fishing. "Kim Byung-wan's Law of the Jungle" needs to use these. ”
"The show hasn't aired yet, what kind of show is it? Can I star? "Pei Xiuzhi has long heard that the law of the jungle has to shoot for half a month at a time, which is simply a godsend opportunity to hook men.
Lin Dong shook his head, remembering his first jungle adventure on Crocodile Island, "It's a hard-working show, and the guests are all losers, destined to be insulated from you." ”
"Oh." The high school students, who have been defeated and frustrated more and more, took the initiative again, "Then can I come to you every night?" ”
Lin Dong smiled and didn't say anything, just shook the four boxes of sets.
(To be continued.) )