Why are 100,000 hovering in his mind, Lin Dong is full of surprise, isn't it a fairy tale to wait for the rabbit? There are really fat rabbits who are trying to kill themselves. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Why are you here?"

"The Grape Inn only has 26 rooms with English letters, excluding the ones that are not lit." The head is slightly tilted, the face is full of sorrow, and the fat rabbit who is looking for death is actually quite arrogant, "Knock on the door and hide, and jump out when I hear your voice." Am I smart? ”

Surprise turns into fright, this girl can't be a psychopath, right? Lin Donghu looked suspiciously at Pei Xiuzhi, who was smiling and waiting for praise.

"Yikes! Don't look at people like that. The man's lustful ruffian gaze reminded Pei Xiuzhi of why he came here. The tsundere rabbit turned into a shy rabbit in seconds, lowered her head and blushed and wrung her fingers, and said loudly: "Can you go in and talk about it?" It's not good to be seen here. ”

"Are you sure you want to come in?" The corners of Lin Dong's mouth curled slightly, "It's easy to get in, but it's hard to get out." I'm not a vegetarian. ”

"I know, you're a pervert." Pei Xiuzhi's cheeks flushed with a girl's flush, and a pair of big teeth bit her lower lip timidly, "Eat rabbits." ”

"Then come in, fat bunny. I can't get enough for dinner, so it's time to add more. Lin Dong asked himself if he was a saint, nor was he a stupid person like Yanagishita Megumi who was not functional, and it was strange not to eat the fat meat that was sent to the door

……

"Bang!" The door closed, Pei Xiuzhi's heart was pounding, it was about to start, the big pervert was going to eat the rabbit.

Lin Dong was not pretentious, he directly ripped off the towel on his waist and walked to the hot spring bath in the backyard, "I'm soaking in the hot spring, you can come too." The warm-up was pretty good. ”

"Goo-toot!" Bae Xiuzhi swallowed his saliva involuntarily, although it was a little indecent, but it was a real physiological reaction. That villain has a lot of money to make a woman blush. A healthy complexion with well-defined muscles and a few scars add a touch of wildness and mystery to the impact. The huge thing in the middle made Pei Xiuzhi feel like he couldn't breathe, "I, I've already washed it." ”

"Whatever you want." Lin Dong lay on his back on the edge of the pool, relaxing every pore of his body, "At dinner, you were very afraid of me, and even found Han Jiaren as a shield." Now they come to me alone and tell me why? ”

"Ernie is not an artist from JYP, so it doesn't seem obligated to help me carry a gun." Pei Xiuzhi blushed, peeking at the big gun, and his heart was quite bottomless, can he bear it?

"Carry a gun?" Lin Dong was stunned for a moment, it was quite vivid, this girl was a little interesting, "Aren't you afraid of me now?" Are you shocked by the domineering spirit of OPPA? ”

"I used to be scared and thought you were a nasty rogue bastard." Pei Xiuzhi plucked up his courage and looked up at Lin Dong, "In the evening, I listened to you and the beautiful Ernie talk about "Introduction to Architecture". Suddenly I found out: in fact, you are not so scary, and even a little cute. ”

"Oh?" Lin Dong shook his head, "A few casual words can make a beautiful woman throw herself into her arms?" I don't think I have what it takes. ”

"No, you have! What you said was interesting. Pei Xiuzhi slowly walked to the pool and looked directly at Lin Dong, "I only thought the script of "Introduction to Architecture" was very touching before, but you made me see the essence clearly: the heroine I played missed her first love because of a misunderstanding. Fifteen years later, she only made up for it a little, but she got nothing. Loneliness in old age. ”

"So what? Does it have anything to do with your coming here? ”

"It matters! I'm just playing the heroine, but I don't want to be that woman in my life. Pei Xiuzhi plucked up his courage and touched Lin Dong's face with his hand, "You are not handsome but very attractive, rich and talented, smart and strong, and very secure." After comparing a circle of young people I know, I can't find anyone better than you. Why should I miss you? Is it because of a misunderstanding of the unspoken rules? ”

"Hahahaha~~" Lin Dong laughed heartily, whether it was true or sycophant, Brother Dong listened very well. "Interesting, very interesting. I'm very good at talking, and my acting skills have improved a lot. Half a year ago, you were so stupid that I stripped naked before you could say anything. I haven't taken it off now, but it amuses me. ”

"It's not acting. I regret it a little now: I didn't succeed in dedicating myself half a year ago, and I cheapened Xianyi Oni. Pei Xiuzhi squatted on the edge of the pool, put his hands on Lin Dong's shoulders and gently massaged, showing the hooking skills he learned from the Internet.

"Now Xianyi Oni is the envy of all female idols. When she was a singer, she was the first female team leader, the first girl group to hold a concert in the United States. After retiring from the army, he became a manager of a well-known large company. There is no shortage of honors, and the future is unlimited, and she is not yet 23 years old. ”

"Min Xianyi?" Lin Dong's eyebrows jumped, the corners of his mouth twitched, the little secretary who was trained by himself to be a virgin and a devil for a while, has become an existence that idols look up to. "You're not as good as her. Even if I put you on the hook at the beginning, it can only be fun. ”

Songs, movies, television, and variety shows are all killed, and the tsundere rabbit who has been in infinite scenery since his debut went berserk on the spot, slapped Lin Dong on the shoulder, "How can I not compare to Xianyi Oni?" When pigs fly. ”

Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, "Young people must be confident, but arrogance is not necessary. In terms of singing skills, how are you better than Xianyi? ”

"Ugh." Pei Xiuzhi said resentfully: "Xianyi Oni's singing skills are recognized as the first gear, how can I compare to her." ”

"What about dancing?"

Pei Xiuzhi scratched his head, "Almost." Her waist twisting dance is still very powerful. ”

"Huh." Lin Dong was amused by this girl, "So, Chinese and English, will you?" ”

"No, it won't."

"Diligent and studious, favorable, loving and dedicated, etc. Are you sure you can beat the first art? ”

Pei Xiuzhi's face was as earth-colored as earth, and his face was as red as a boiled prawn, "I can't compare." ”

"I lost my father, my mother, and my grandfather, and I have no brothers and sisters, so I can only support my grandmother alone. When it comes to strength and independence, are you qualified to compare with Min Xianyi? ”

"Nope!" Bae Xiuzhi was annoyed and angry, "But I'm more beautiful!" ”

"All you can be proud of is your face. Big bread, fat face. Hahaha~~" Lin Dong couldn't understand why the fat rabbit's face was obviously not outstanding, but it gave people a good-looking feeling.

"I, I, I," Pei Xiuzhi was so anxious that his face was flushed, he gritted his rabbit teeth, stripped himself naked, and jumped into the hot spring bath, "I'm in better shape too!" ”

I haven't seen it for half a year, and the lines of the developing girl are more prominent, the place where it should be thin is thin, and the place where it should be fat is fatter.

The good dishes delivered to the door, Lin Dong naturally would not be polite, a pair of big hands skillfully explored the girl's body, "It's not bad, I like it very much, but it can't reach the level of love." I'm just playing, it's too late for you to regret it now. ”

I've seen it, I've touched it, wouldn't it be a big loss to give up now? Pei Xiuzhi plucked up his courage and stretched out his hand to hold Lin Dong's big stick, "Min Xianyi can only be a little secretary, I will do better than her." You're going to fall in love with me. ”

"It's definitely going to be up, just don't regret it."

"No regrets, even if you fail, it's nothing." Pei Xiuzhi used the [playing eggs] technique he learned from the Internet and seduced him hard, "It took fifteen years for the heroine of "Introduction to Architecture" to muster up her courage, it's too stupid. ”

"Huh. It's good if you like it, anyway, I won't lose this wave. Lin Dong was blinded by the girl's clumsy skills, fished the girl out of the hot spring, and walked to the big bed, "Do you know who my idol is?" ”

Out of the bath and exposed to the air, Pei Xiuzhi finally recovered a little of the shyness of a girl, covered her chest with her hands, and asked blankly, "Who?" ”

"He's good at rapping, he's handsome, and he's healthy. With an enviable nationality and visa-free access to the world. He drove a BMW, with two pets and a servant, and traveled almost all over Asia. Everywhere he went, he was sought after by crazy fans. There are countless women who want to have a one-night stand with him. And when men hear his name, they want to eat his flesh. My idol is Tang Seng. ”

"Hahaha." The tension dissipated, Pei Xiuzhi put his arms around Lin Dong's neck, this bastard is not bad, "I also watched Journey to the West when I was a child, and Tang Seng was always seduced by goblins." ”

"Don't tell me that Tang Seng is Korean, otherwise I will beat you to death." Lin Dong threw the girl on the bed and began to perform eighteen martial arts.

"Tang Seng is not Korean, but the goblins are Korean." Pei Xiuzhi learned the lessons of the last failure, and he had to fight quickly, opening his thighs and hooking Lin Dong, "Master Xuanzang, take this goblin." I'm a demon rabbit. ”

"Damn!" The young and immature face with a little baby fat put on such a sultry posture, bringing 10,000 tons of charm damage to Lin Dong, "The posture skills are good, it's already broken, right?" ”

"Of course."

"That's fine." Lin Dong nodded, it was not an unopened original product, and there was no need to worry about it, "I'm not Tang Seng, I'm Sun Monkey, a golden hoop stick to subdue demons." Demon rabbit, suffer death. ”

"Come on." Pei Xiuzhi gritted his teeth, hugged Lin Dong's back, and slammed into the muzzle of the gun.

"Ahh A cry of pain broke his head.

Lin Dong sensed the abnormality, flew out upside down in an instant, looked at the bloody spear in his crotch, was dumbfounded again, and asked Cang Tian speechlessly, "You, you lied to me?!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm an actor." Pei Xiuzhi beckoned, "It's broken now, isn't it?" Don't let my blood go down the drain. ”

His brows furrowed, green tendons burst out, and Lin Dong was furious, "What about virgins? I'm still going to kick you when I'm done playing. Die, goblins! ”

"Pain ~ Tap ~~"

……

Seventeen or eighteen-year-old young delicate body, slippery and hands-free; Clumsy and rusty but daring to try, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.

This goblin is indeed seductive, and although he has already taken a shot, Lin Dong still can't help but grope back and forth on Pei Xiuzhi's body.

"Although I don't love you, I have a spiritual cleanliness. If you have been a virgin, you can't find another man. slapped the fat pp of the fat rabbit, Lin Dong said with some annoyance: "This is the price you paid for lying to me, and you asked for it." ”

"It doesn't matter, it's enough that I love you, and I don't need to find another man." Pei Xiuzhi lay on Lin Dong's body, reminiscing about the pain and happiness, "There is still one of the advantages that I summarized before, and your skills are perfect." ”

"Alas. That's what bothers me the most. Once the Goddess Gou skill is performed, she will either die or be injured. Lin Dong's face was full of embarrassment, "Why lie to me, it's not good for everyone now." You lost the opportunity to find a good man to marry, and I have an extra burden on me. ”

"I don't believe I can't seduce you." Pei Xiuzhi has never encountered setbacks, and is very confident in his charm, "Just marry me." ”

"Huh. Self-confidence is a good thing, arrogance is the end of it. Lin Dong rubbed her baby's fat face, "Min Xianyi is better than you." Others...... Alas, let's wash and sleep. ”

After Lin Dong finished speaking, he turned over and got out of bed, and walked to the hot spring bath with Pei Xiuzhi in his arms.

"You're really a pervert, who are you?"

Lin Dong shook his head, "It's better for you not to know, so as to save yourself the embarrassment of seeing it later." In short, you can't compete, let's die. ”

"Humph! I'm young, I'm not afraid. The girl, who didn't know what the failure was, had her eyes on fire, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Ten years." I don't want to be as stupid as the heroine of "Introduction to Architecture", I only tried for ten years, and if I didn't succeed, I will dump you! At that time, I was only twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and I didn't have to worry about no one wanting it. ”

Another ten-year appointment, Lin Dong shook his head, "Whatever you want, the result will be the same anyway." In the future, you can't shoot kiss scenes and bed scenes, and you can't hook up with other men, otherwise you will be miserable, miserable. ”

"I, I'm not that kind of woman! If I didn't like you, I wouldn't ......" Pei Xiuzhi suddenly thought of something, "What if the president forces me to accompany someone?" ”

"What a stupid rabbit, you don't need to be afraid of President Park Jin-young at all, you can even show him a look." Lin Dong chuckled slightly, "You are stupid, Park Zhenying is even more stupid than you." Spent so much money and devoted all the resources to supporting you. It's a brain-dead business strategy, and if you get stuck or jump ship, JYP is almost doomed. ”

"This, this,"

Lin Dong put his hands up and down, helping Pei Xiuzhi clean up, and while playing carefully, "Don't do this, as long as you dare to go head-on with him, cry, make trouble, and hang yourself." I promise that Park Jin-young will definitely offer you as an ancestor. Afraid that he will hide you? He wants you to work 24 hours a day, otherwise how can you recover the huge amount of money invested in the early stage? ”

"Why didn't you tell me sooner?" Pei Xiuzhi was dumbfounded, he didn't think that he was so good at all.

"Why are you telling you?" Lin Dong played with the pair of buns that Ying Ying held in his hand, "The stupid rabbit sent to the door, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it." Besides, you yourself said you like me. ”

"Yes, but you don't have to roll the sheets right away. I'm only eighteen years old, the age of flowers, I can talk about a relationship for a few years and shoot for a few years, and enjoy the perfect romantic date. Pei Xiuzhi slapped away the big hand and pinched Lin Dong's neck, "Hooligans, perverts, big villains." I'm fighting with you! ”

(To be continued.) )