Outsmart oneself!

Tell you kid to guess what I mean!

Yang An sat on the stairs and laughed crookedly, the stunned, depressed, and crazy expression on Xiao Dongbei's face made everyone laugh crazy, the masked man grabbed the air cushion hammer and aimed it at him, and Xiao Dongbei had nowhere to hide, so he shrank and hid in the innermost part of the seat!

Sun Cannon refused to let go, and asked the third question: "Yes-Or-No?" ”

Little Northeast is tangled to death!

The production team Sun PD is unpredictable, Yang An and Xiao Dongbei are completely unsure of the routine, Yang An said honestly: "My third question is whether I want to stay on the first floor, I chose NO, just for reference." ”

Xiao Dongbei went crazy and began to curry favor with Sun Cannon, the camera crew, and even the driver: "Master, you just looked back and saw what the problem was, right?" You don't see it in the rearview mirror? Tell me okay? I treat you to breakfast! You go to the Northeast to play, all the dragons are mine, make lo mein, I invite you to eat Scottish lo mein. ”

No one helped him, the production team all colluded, and Xiao Dongbei was helpless: "Oh my God, it's open!" You told me to go up? My newly bought trench coat, a mud horse's trench coat! ”

A mud horse's stalk, only the contestants who participated in the first season of comedians know, Yang An laughed, and it was really a good decision to let Xiao Northeast join, Xiao Northeast's joy is full, and every gesture is a joke, this is an excellent weapon to steal the show, and the sense of artistry is very good!

"Let's choose YES!"

Xiao Dongbei was selected, Sun Cannon slowly turned over the board, Xiao Dongbei looked at it with wide eyes, looked up to the sky and sighed, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

The question is: "Do you want to go up to the second floor?" ”

It's the exact opposite of Yang An's problem!

These two unlucky people, difficult brothers, went up to the second floor together, the two stood side by side in the wind whispering, one with a spongeBob SquarePants towel around his neck, and the other wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses pretending to be a man in black, shouting to the camera on the second floor: "Let the storm come more violently~~"

The open-top bus went all the way forward, and the third was Li Jingtian, an idol artist on Treasure Island, with a good appearance, a little fresh meat, and a very good personality, although he was beaten, he was always smiling, at most he was protecting his face, although there were not many laughs, but he was impressive, because he was the first artist to stay on the first floor and not have to go up.

The fourth person was Ning Hao, who was lucky enough to be beaten and stayed on the first floor.

The fifth, Sha Bei, finally appeared.

Shabei was like a happy husky, and as soon as she got in the car, she began to tease: "Master, I know you, you were the one who picked me up from the airport yesterday, right?" Master, you see that the two of us are so fateful, I trust you the most, you tell me, what did those people choose just now? What happened in the end? ”

Upstairs, Yang An and Xiao Dongbei took the opportunity to rush down to avoid the rain, sandwiching Shabei on the left and right, not allowing him to distinguish and forcing him to answer.

Shabei is also a high-IQ person, he took a brain-burning and comic style, quickly analyzed the situation of the four people in front of him, guessed the truth at once, and gave his own answer: "I choose YES!" ”

Topic 1: "Do you want to be beaten?" ”

Bang bang bang......

Shabei was beaten, everyone laughed wildly, forcing him to choose the second question, not allowed to think, he hurriedly chose a No, shouting: "I don't believe that my topic is the same as Yang An!" ”

Bang bang bang!

In the second round of beatings, Shabei raised his head and saw the board, and the question was, "Do you still want to be beaten?" He became angry and protested loudly: "I chose No! I chose No! No means I don't want to be beaten! Why are you still hitting me? ”

“Sorry！”

Sun Dacang spread his hands, and the masked man who hit the wrong person hurriedly returned to the second floor, and the four people in the car laughed like crazy.

Yang An laughed and said: "The production team is like this, it's not negotiable to beat you!" Answer the third question quickly! ”

Even the production team didn't pay attention to the rules, Xiao Dongbei finally knew how to play the reality show at this time, he turned around and snatched the air hammer from the masked man's hand, and took the initiative to hit Shabei: "Hurry up and answer!" ”

In the chaos, Shabei finally made the wrong verdict again, was forced to go up to the second floor, knelt down, and sighed to the sky.

The three bitter people were driven to the second floor of the bus to blow the wind and rain, and the last person left, Zhou Jinci, was waiting at the gate of the Red Maple Opera Academy.

The bus of "Great Challenge" drove to the gate of the Academy of Chinese Opera, and also caused cheers and onlookers from the students, and the three comics on it shouted loudly: "Hi~~~"

Yang An was draped in SpongeBob SquarePants' towel, Xiao Dongbei was wearing a mud horse windbreaker, and Shabei was wielding a pink air cushion hammer to cheer and respond to the students outside the car.

Zhou Jinci is also the type of casual encounter, and he is super lucky, he didn't hit a hammer, and he chose to stay on the first floor.

The first link ended successfully, the joke baggage is enough, the three self-proclaimed smart people are all standing on the second floor in the rain because of their cleverness, and the three ordinary hearts, steady, and honest people are all left on the first floor to blow the heater, comfortable and comfortable.

The bus continued to a public parking lot next to the Red Maple Opera Academy.

When the rain stopped for a while, six people came out and stood in a row in front of the bus, with more than 20 people on the opposite side carrying long guns and short cannons and holding high long-pole radio microphones.

It's the enemy!

"Today's theme is life choices. Each of you will be faced with many choices every day, and your choices will determine your fate, such as just now you have someone on top and someone below, just because the answers are different. ”

Shakespeare said that life is C between B and D, B is Birth, D is Death, C is Choice, today's life theme is all multiple-choice questions, and every choice of the guests determines how different their fates are.

The six people protested, each expressing their opinions, the most active is definitely Sha Bei, he is a first-class master who steals the scene, followed by Xiao Dongbei, among the other three, Ning Hao doesn't talk much because his personality is too stable, Li Jingtian is from Baodao, and he feels a little unable to fit into this circle, Zhou Jinci is even more boring, he only knows how to laugh, and many times the camera gives him, he doesn't express it.

Because Yang An is the main MC, his task is not to steal the spotlight, but to control the rhythm, he doesn't need to be funny like Shabei, so he has been observing.

Today's recording of the first issue, there are many things that can be seen, whether the shooting effect is good or not, which step has a problem, who has a problem, everyone is running in and groping, Sun Cannon and Yang An glanced at each other, did not interrupt, but continued to shoot.

"Director, I'm so hungry and cold, I've been blowing wind up there for a quarter of an hour...... "Sha Bei complained, "Can you give me something to eat?" ”

Xiao Dongbei said with a smile: "Brother Yang has been raining since 6 o'clock in the morning, and he hasn't shouted until now, what are you calling?" ”

Yang An held his forehead and sniffed: "Is there any medicine?" Get me two! ”

Shabei and Xiao Dongbei also wanted it, and Sun Cannon brought a medicine bottle from the logistics side, and one person poured two.

Shabei was about to ask for two mouthfuls of water, Yang An pressed his arm, and pulled Xiao Dongbei over with the other hand, the three of them stood together to face the camera, Yang An whispered: "Eat ...... together"

Shabei reacted instantly, stood in front of Yang An to steal the scene, raised a hand, and made a V-shape, which is also the meaning of 2: "After taking the medicine, I feel cute~"

Then the three of them put the cold medicine in their mouths together, rolled their eyes, and swallowed it so dry, that the production team didn't even provide a sip of water.

The audience laughed, and the director team who did not resist the machine all smiled and covered their mouths.

Sun Cannon said: "I'll give you a chance to drink hot coffee, but you have to choose, A-or-B?" ”

Yang An himself didn't understand what kind of move it was, even if he guessed it, he didn't know what A and B each represented, and the production team's answer was blind to him.

Everyone looked at him, and Yang An said vigilantly: "What do you see me doing?" To be honest, I don't know what the answer is, PD is out of my control! ”

Shabei asked, "So what do you choose?" ”

Yang An thought for a while: "Choose A, you can't hide from what you want to come." ”

Sha Bei stuffed the A brand into Yang An's hand, and walked three steps sideways with the B brand, and all five of them stood on Sha Bei's side.

"Make no mistake! You don't believe me so much? Yang An fainted: "No one wants to be in a group with me, right?" Righteous guys! ”

Sha Bei and the others laughed: "You have no luck today, who told you not to call Chen Luoqi over?" ”

Yang An threw the A brand over and smashed him: "Chen Luoqi's name is Rocky, not Lucky!" You're still a bully at Peking University! Even if Lucky isn't on my side, I can turn the tables on the rise, believe it or not? Who wants to come with me? ”

Zhou Jinci was the first to stand up, of course he was willing to follow Yang An to the soup.

Ning Hao also smiled and spoke: "You are quite lonely, let me accompany you!" ”

Li Jingtian was only familiar with Yang An, he picked up the A brand and said, "I'll come over too." ”

There are four people on A's side, and there are only Shabei and Xiaodongbei on B's side, Yang An sighed: "Just now, the three of us were standing on the second floor blowing the wind and rain, I don't believe I'm really unlucky today." ”

With a whoosh, Yang An ran to position B, shocking the three members of Team A who didn't react.

Shabei still wanted to change sides, but Xiao Dongbei grabbed him and persuaded: "Senior Brother Sha, feng shui takes turns, the emperor comes to my house, and we should also come to transfer it at that time, so be it!" ”

Both sides 33 are selected, and the answer is revealed.

Sun Cannon gave the order, and the bus behind the six people suddenly drove away, revealing two cars covered with clothes, the one on the left had a sign in front of it, which said A, which was at least ten meters long, and the one on the right said B, which was a micro car depending on the size.

Sun Cannon said: "If you choose A, you will sit on the luxury and extended Hummer, and if you choose B, you will take Alto!" ”

Ning Hao, Zhou Jinci, and Li Jingtian laughed, high-fived each other, and then personally ripped off the jacket of the elongated Humvee, cheered, and shouted yes!

Li Jingtian deliberately ran to B, grabbed the car jacket, and ripped it off with a bang, it was Alto without a windshield!

Yang An is about to kneel......

Little Northeast is dumbfounded......

Shabei stood there and said nothing......

The rain dripping from the hair of the three people, each of them has a camera to shoot at close range, and during post-production, the three of them are depressed, disappointed, and sad in slow motion, which will be presented to the audience one by one, and with the sad BGM, they are the tragedy of the theater of life! (To be continued.) )