Chapter 217: Alto without a windshield
Ning Hao held on to the cover of the extended Hummer, pointed at Alto and smiled and bent over.
Zhou Jinci walked up to Yang An and the three of them and patted them on the shoulders one by one: "Festival mourning changes...... Lucky really isn't with you, you can admit it today......"
Zhou Jinci laughed and opened the door of the Hummer: "Wow! Wow~~Wow~~Wow~~"
Ning Hao and Li Jingtian followed into the car, and the camera also walked in, with luxurious interiors, as well as a bar, with all kinds of fresh fruits, as well as various wine bottles, luxury TVs, comfortable leather sofas, the three of them were very satisfied, and they threw themselves directly on the sofa, shouting loudly.
The three of them outside were speechless, and the three of them walked up to Alto, you look at me, I look at you.
"Brother Yang, what B do you choose?" Shabe was still complaining.
Yang An wondered: "It's none of your business what I choose, right?" Anyway, you chose B at the beginning, and you are destined to take this car! ”
Shabei was about to cry: "It's obvious that you brought bad luck to ......"
Xiao Dongbei said to Sun PD: "Can I add another piece of clothing?" It seems that two pills are not enough, take one bottle! ”
The three ended up wrapped in their thickest clothes and sat in Alto without a windshield, while the other three gloated, opened the windows and waved to them, and the two cars drove out of the parking lot one after the other.
"Ahh It's so cold! ”
"I'm going to freeze~~~"
"Brother Yang, I hate you! Sure enough, it's not good to participate in your show! ”
"Little Northeast, don't call it! I'm the worst, I've been unlucky since 6 o'clock, and none of these questions have been answered correctly! ”
It was Shabei who was driving, he really didn't worry about Yang An driving, Xiao Dongbei and Yang An sat in the back row, the three of them shrank into a ball of cold, the cold wind and cold rain blew into Alto without a windshield, that feeling was really ......
Cool winter!
Calling miserable is not the essence of variety shows, Yang An confessed halfway: "Just call it miserable, let's have fun in the bitterness, tell jokes, sing, and pee, we can grab the camera!" Let me tell you, although they are very comfortable, if they are sleeping, eating, and listening to music in it, they will never be in the picture! ”
Xiao Dongbei sniffed: "Why don't I sing with you as a couple?" ”
Yang An shook his head: "I won't...... Shabei, if you don't remember your love with Zi Yi at this time, you will make up a story that the two of you are driving a convertible outside in the rain......"
Shabei said angrily: "Who still opens the open top on a rainy day? ”
After saying this, not even a minute later, a BMW Z4 overtook from the left, it was really open-topped, and a little couple wearing baseball caps were about to freeze into fools!
Obviously, the camera team caught the attention of the other vehicles, and when the Z4 overtook Alto, it turned back frequently, and the speed slowed down: "You guys are miserable too!" What about the show? ”
Xiao Dongbei wrapped himself in a coat, rolled down the window, and stuck out his head: "Brother! Going for a ride? We are both fallen people at the end of the world, let's talk? ”
Everyone slowed down, the BMW switched to the innermost lane, the two cars maintained a speed of about 15 yards, and the camera car pressed the speed and shot in front of the BMW.
The co-pilot woman shouted, "Is it you?" ”
Xiao Dongbei burst into tears: "It's me, it's me!" It's Sha Bey who drives! Sitting next to me is Yang An......"
The BMW car and the two of them were happy, and they greeted these three people one after another, they are all comedy celebrities that everyone likes!
Then talking about her own business, the girl was furious: "This broken car, the roof can't be put away!" ”
Shabei shouted, "Why don't you wait for the rain to stop?" ”
The boy's driver replied loudly: "The car is rented!" There is still half an hour to deliver! More than 1,000 liquidated damages for overtime! ”
Yang An moved his body, changed positions with Xiao Dongbei, and shouted: "Everyone is so pitiful, I suddenly want to sing a song and give it to the two of you!" And to the poor us......
The cold ice rain slapped indiscriminately on the face,
Warm tears and cold rain mingle together,
The colors in front of me were suddenly obscured,
Your shadow lingers mercilessly,
You're like an executioner who betrayed me,
My heart is like being slashed with a knife,
Love on the cliff,
Who would want to accept the most painful accident
……”
A song of Andy Lau's "Ice Rain", regardless of whether it is suitable or not, anyway, Yang An sang it, and the little couple who drove Z4 laughed very happily: "Brother Yang, remember to upload the lossless sound source when you go back!" I also want to note that this is a song for us, my name is Li Jingjing, and his name is Ou Yangming! ”
Yang An shouted, "No problem! I wish you all happiness! ”
In this scene of the interlude, everyone was giggling, and unconsciously grabbed another ten minutes of footage.
After everyone parted and the car quieted down, Sha Bei asked, "Oh, let me ask you, are these two actors invited by the production team?" ”
Yang An tightened his coat, and asked with a smile, "What do you think?" ”
Shabei said: "There is no such stupid person, right? In the winter, it rained, and when I drove a roadster, the roof couldn't be closed. ”
Xiao Dongbei said: "I really saw it last year, just in our ice city, a buddy couldn't close the open-top, it was raining heavily that day, his car was full of water inside and outside the car, he also played an umbrella, holding it there and waiting for the red light, passers-by didn't dare to ask him, otherwise he would definitely call you what to see?" ”
Yang An said: "That's right, as long as it is broadcast on TV, the clips that Xiao Dongbei said in the social news are intercepted and played to prove that this thing is true, and the audience will not feel too fake." ”
Shabei was still a little unconvinced: "I still think it's too much of a coincidence." ”
Yang An said with a smile: "Art comes from life, you don't care if we are coincidental or not, in short, we met, you and I steal the spotlight, and I also sang a song that suits the occasion to bring laughter to the audience, that's it." If it's fake, my first one is fake, this is my show, let me go to the rain at 6 o'clock, the production team doesn't want to work, it's crazy! If the audience really pays attention to these details, then the show can't be watched! ”
Shabei and Xiao Dongbei suddenly realized, and they were surprised again and again: "Wow, you guys do variety shows, you really do everything!" ”
Yang An smiled: "Of course! Besides, these two people just now, I really don't know if they are actors invited by the production team. If they are invited, I'll tell you a solution, let's record the show today, and it will be broadcast in a week, and I can arrange those two people tonight, plus the car rental company, BMW 4S shop, to jointly create a Z4 button failure, the convertible can't be closed, the interior is soaked in water, the customer has a cold and a hanging bottle, and he has acute pneumonia, everyone has a disagreement for compensation, and the news of many quarrels comes out, by the way, Z4 happened to meet the recording site of "Great Challenge" when it was raining, has this become true? You don't need to invite the water army, you and I will forward it on Weibo, and I will guarantee that it will be in the headlines tomorrow, and the fake will become true! ”
Xiao Dongbei was dumbfounded: "You have a bad stomach!" ”
Shabei also sighed: "I admire your hype methods so much......"
The three of them had fun and talked a lot, of course, these video materials have magical editors, and they will never enter the audience's sight, and the audience doesn't have to understand this, just watch the show happily.
The vehicle drove to the GM 4S store, the "Great Challenge" vehicle sponsor is GM, and the Hummer after-sales service is also their responsibility, this extended Hummer is the only courtesy car of Hongfeng, which is specially used to greet VIPs, and was requisitioned by the crew.
After entering the 4S store, the frozen chicken trio hurried into the store, came to the customer lounge and sat down, blowing the heating, not to mention how comfortable it was.
The other three people, holding the VIP card on the Humvee, walked in with a sway, and the two sides met like enemies, and they were very red-eyed!
Shabei asked the manager impatiently, "What about the hot milk and coffee?" What about dim sum? Hurry up and bring it up! ”
The manager in the suit smiled and said, "Don't worry, everyone, you make a choice first, A-or-B?" ”
Here we go!
At this time, the chicken jelly trio had a shadow in their hearts, and they didn't dare to make a decision easily.
The trio of Good Luck giggled and asked the manager, "Can you tell us a little bit about it?" ”
"What kind of task?"
The manager got Sun Dacang's gesture and said: "If you want to get it, you must pay first, the hardest job in our store is a car washer in winter, you have the opportunity to experience this type of work, and you can get food after the experience." ”
The significance of celebrity career experience is here, the number of car families in society is getting bigger and bigger, washing a car ranges from 20-50 yuan, many people still think this is a huge profit, but they don't know that the mobility of car washers is very large, and many of them are rural women who do not have much knowledge, purely become manual work, washing a car commission ranges from 2-10 yuan, and the tips given by guests have to be handed over, and car washers are soaked in water and bath liquid every day, and no one can stand it for a long time, which is a very hard profession.
Some of these celebrities have never washed a car in person, but they have seen car washes, and occasionally they have washed their own cars, and they also feel that car washing has no technical content, and everyone agrees.
This time, Yang An learned wisely, and he said first: "Your good luck trio will choose first." ”
Everyone laughed, and Ning Hao said, "Become smarter!" Want to touch our good luck, don't you? ”
Shabei yelled, "Do you think we're stupid? Hurry up and choose! ”
Zhou Jinci was an honest child, chose an A, and the other two also stood over.
Whew, the chicken jelly trio followed and stood over, all six of them chose A, and no one chose B!
Shabei asked, "Director, can you choose this?" ”
Sun Cannon said: "Yes! But are you really not going to change your decision? ”
Shabei shouted, "Don't change it! If we are brothers, we must enjoy happiness together, endure hardships together, and accept challenges together! ”
"Well said!"
Everyone applauded, Shabei was proud, and the good luck trio instantly rebelled and walked to option B.
Poof......
Xiao Dongbei burst out laughing, and Yang An also pointed at them and shook his head: "You guys are not righteous!" It's not right to form a small gang again? We don't change! ”
Xiao Dongbei called: "Yes! No change! Jin Ci, come here! ”
Xiao Dongbei hooked his fingers, Zhou Jinci hesitated, but still came over, the four chose A, Ning Hao and Li Jingtian chose B.
The answer is not changed, Sun Cannon turned over the question board, A is "sitting in the car and watching others wash", B is "washing the car by yourself"!
Hahahaha!
The chicken jelly trio collectively high-fived and hugged Zhou Jinci, and the three of them finally turned the tables! (To be continued.) )