Chapter 4 is full of wonders

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"Finale", a term in opera, originally referred to the penultimate performance project; However, modern society has taken a crooked path in the use of this word, and has actually turned "finale" into the meaning of the last appearance. Many male and female celebrities are also crooked, thinking of various sideways to delay the appearance time, hoping to become the "finale".

Quan Xiaosheng originally had the meaning of "finale". In the war with Liu Renna, even if there is a slight advantage, Quan Xiaosheng has to fight hard. But with the presence of the "obstructive" seniors, Quan Xiaosheng's finale intention could not be implemented smoothly.

Girls' Generation and IU both debuted before Jeon Hyo-sung, and in terms of results, they are dozens of streets away, and there is a finale yarn.

Quan Xiaosheng straightened his chest and stomach, took a deep breath, pushed the car door and stepped on more than ten centimeters of hating high heels; She is a few centimeters shorter than Liu Renna, she can't wear high heels, and she must not be looked down upon by her opponent.

The peerless murderer Quan Xiaosheng appeared in the light curtain of the car's hernia headlights, and the female devil Renna also pushed the door as agreed.

Lightning and sparks converged in mid-air, crackling and fighting, and a silent murderous aura swept across the entire battlefield. Quan Xiaosheng and Liu Renna, a pair of small shrimps, actually dominated the crowd and teamed up to suppress the first girl group of kimchi and the popular solo singer.

"Liu Rennaxi, good evening. If a woman reaches the age of thirty. You have to pay attention to maintenance, running around at night will affect skin regeneration. Quan Xiaosheng took the lead and greeted each other's physical condition "cordially".

Yoo In-na hated South Korea's imaginary algorithm. But if the other party has to say that he is thirty years old, there is no way to correct it. It's just that the female devil Renna is not easy to get along with, and immediately counterattacked: "Quan Xiaosheng xi, good evening." Why do you wear ****** in the middle of the night, is the ham refrigerated? Or where are you going to hook up? ”

Quan Xiaosheng regretted it in his heart, he knew that this was the case, and he should have changed his clothes first after recording the show just now. Now the other party has taken the handle. Fortunately, I wore a coat to keep the fresh milk warm, otherwise it would be difficult to escape the fate of being complained about.

"Ham tastes better than chicken feet, doesn't it? Liu Renna xi. ”

Guns come and go. Sneering, the confrontation between the two conducted a profound "discussion and exchange" on the issue of appearance, personality, and even the eighteenth generation of each other's ancestors.

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Cruel, really cruel. The Girls' Generation boss and the eldest who experienced such a battle for the first time were almost scared to pee. Kim Tae-yeon originally thought that what IU said about the issue of standing in line was just a joke. Now I know that this girl is not a joke at all, this is war!

After struggling several times, the upright girl Xu Xian took several deep breaths, and was about to step forward to dissuade her when she raised her courage. was pulled by IU and Kim Taeyeon, two little cute things, one left and one right.

"Xiaoxian, don't act rashly." Kim Taeyeon's philosophy of survival: I don't move if the enemy doesn't move; As soon as the enemy moves, I will flee. This kind of thing of frontal rigidity is still left to the tall ones to carry.

"Senior Xu Xian, you don't need to go up and persuade you. They will soon be gone. In this regard, it's not surprising that little Lori IU is used to it. Prophesy with confidence.

As soon as Xiao IU's voice fell, the female devil and the peerless murderer, who had been indistinguishable from each other, retreated at the same time very tacitly.

"Fat fox!"

"Skinny Fox!"

After the two scolded each other, they invariably "Hmph!" "Wrap it up, don't look away, it's the end of the daily battlefield mission.

"Pedal pedal pedal blah." Walking side by side to the inside of the hospital, as if nothing had happened.

Kim Taeyeon and Seo Hyun looked at each other, haven't they woken up yet? Dreaming?

The captain of the convulsive squad took advantage of the fact that the old man Xu Xian was stunned, and reached out and pinched Xu Xian's round face.

"Ahh What are you doing, Ernie? ”

"Eh, it hurts, then it's not a dream."

The bosses and bosses of Girls' Generation, who are popular all over Asia and hold concerts everywhere, originally thought that they were already well-informed, but at the moment they all have the feeling that their brains are not enough. What we see and hear today is beyond the scope of the girls' knowledge.

Although Xiao IU is young, he has suffered and suffered, and he is much more experienced than the two of them, "Senior, hurry up and keep up." When you enter the ward, don't talk nonsense. ”

was taught the truth of life by the juniors, and the boss and the boss of the first women's group were also helpless, so they took out the gift from the car and followed behind, making up their minds to play the role of soy sauce without saying a word.

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"Knock knock!" There was a knock on the door.

The left-behind children Soya is in the midst of a crucial final battle, with ten people from both sides of the red and blue sides gathering at both ends of the waterway, and the "Great Dragon Regiment" is about to break out. Wearing headphones, immersed in the Summoner's Canyon, you can't hear the mundane things of the real world at all.

"Smack!" The laptop was closed by an external force, and a stupid little IU popped out of the position of the screen.

Soya took off the headphones with a pause, thought for a moment, picked up the microphone and added: "Audience, listeners bye-bye, see you next year!" ”

Then he put all the drops of his laptop back in his bag and made room on the desk. As for the psychological shadow area of fans in the chat group, it is not within the scope of SOYA's consideration. If you like it, you will continue to be a fan.,If you don't like it, please go out and turn right.,Video game girls are so capricious.。

"IU senior, I haven't seen you for a long time. Please take a seat, I have a lot of good food. "The tsundere girl became a brainless fan in seconds, and she completely treated her predecessors as air in her girlhood, and she didn't even bother to say hello.

Although they had already made up their minds to be a soy sauce party, the boss and the boss of the first girl group still felt 10,000 tons of psychological damage. It's been a long, long time since I've received such a cold reception. Alas, let's stand in the corner and continue to be the backdrop.

Soya handed the spicy strips to Xiao IU, "Dajian Oba sent them before returning to China for the New Year, and they are said to be authentic Chinese." ”

Little IU, that's an old acquaintance. Naturally, you're welcome, take the spicy strips and start. Little Lori is a heavy taste, and she likes sashimi and raw liver the most. Snacks, spicy strips and so on are stress-free. "Dajian Oba is the worst, last time I helped him sign twenty signed photos, but he only gave me a pack of fish tofu, which was necrotic."

"What?! When they come back after the Spring Festival, I'll help you clean him up. If you want to eat any Chinese snacks, you want him to buy anything! Soya is quite confident in saying this, although Dajian's purchasing business is very prosperous. But his work visa is still attached to JK Fitness, where do you dare to offend the little princess Soya.

"I'm going to eat Songhua preserved eggs. It should be authentic Chinese, the kind that is airborn. "IU is also honest and unkind. She just looks stupid and cute, but she is not a fool, and the value of her twenty signed photos can not be compared to a pack of fish tofu? Why do you have to add another box of pine eggs.

"Okay, I'll call him tomorrow. Is one box enough? "Soya is obviously much more atmospheric than IU. The openings are counted by the box.

"Uh-huh!" IU nodded frantically, she liked these cold foods, originally only liked sashimi and raw liver, but after eating raw Songhua preserved eggs, she had a new hobby.

The young duo is already a complete Muggle, and I can't imagine that the cute little Lori is so unreliable, and she can't look good. Comparatively. Or "fat fox" and "thin fox" are more reliable. The two crouched in the corner, after making eye contact. Invariably shifting their gaze.

Then they saw an even more brutal scene.

I saw Quan Xiaosheng, who was called the "fat fox", close to the hospital bed, turned on the mp3 to play "good-night-kiss", and then leaned over to give the sleeping beauty a slap, and the time was quite long, as if he was testing his lung capacity.

"Yikes! Fat fox, don't go too far. Liu Renna had just put out the ginseng chicken soup in the thermos pot, and when she looked back and saw this scene, she immediately protested.

But Quan Xiaosheng still went his own way, and only ended the goodnight kiss after "good-night-kiss" was played once. "Skinny fox, you don't talk nonsense. Don't see the fluctuations on the instrument? Obviously much more active than usual, he just likes my kiss, and the lyrics are clearly written. ”

Good-night-kiss, you are very sweet

Your lips are as sweet as candy

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The soft song is like a melody

Only our lullaby

I'll say it in the language between us

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Kiss me on the lips, before you fall asleep.

"Good-Night-Kiss" is played on a single machine loop, and the lyrics seem to be specifically against Liu Renna, crackling and slapping in the face.

Liu Renna was really angry, and she also took out her mp3 and opened the player "Goodbye". Then he knocked the "fat fox" away with a butt, and carefully poured the sleeping beauty into his esophagus with a soup bowl.

The brainwave recorder that was silent on the side magically became active again, making a slight "drip" sound.

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When they were young, the duo changed their views again, the battle between "Fat Fox" and "Thin Fox" was too ferocious to be involved, and if they didn't do it, they would be used as cannon fodder. In comparison, it's safer for the two little Loli who are snaking.

The two girls who looked like duckweed floated back to the sofa again, took out the gifts that had been prepared, and were ready to ask about the situation before giving them, "Which of them is Lin Dong's girlfriend?" ”

The little princess Soya is having a deep communication with her idol IU when she suddenly breaks into two obstructive light bulbs. Soya, of course, has a good temper, rolled his eyes and said, "Neither of them is either!" ”

"Neither? So, what are they fighting for? "The duo was overwhelmed again when they were young.

"They are both crazy women, and they ran over to say that they were Oba's girlfriends, but there was no evidence of anything. The girlfriend who has pictures and truths and has been certified by the host of "RM" is a self-proclaimed sister, and I don't understand what the situation is at all. ”

Soya's explanation didn't have any effect at all, but made the Girls' Generation duo in the immediate state even more confused, who is that sleeping beautiful man Lin Dongdongba? Why is it all strange around me.

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful! (To be continued.) )