Chapter 3: The Woman's Battlefield
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South Korea, which is deeply influenced by Chinese culture, naturally celebrates the Spring Festival. But the kimchi country was once ruled by the sushi country for decades, and during that time all holiday gatherings were banned, so the Korean New Year changed its taste, and it was necessary to celebrate the New Year like a thief secretly.
It was not until 98 years that Kim Dae-jung put forward the strategy of "cultural revitalization of the economy" after coming to power, and the kimchi country, which did not have much cultural heritage, began to rush to the great cause of crazy registration. All traditional culture is grabbed for their own use, and the Chinese festival is even more of a hard-hit area, and even the "Dragon Boat Festival" has been preemptively registered with kimchi.
Then Kimchi set his sights on the Spring Festival again, but it hasn't been a Spring Festival for decades, so there's no excuse to preemptively register it. President Kim's head snapped, and the Spring Festival was officially restored in the whole kimchi country in the spring of 99, trying to make the festival prosperous before preemptively registering.
The Spring Festival, which has recovered in a hurry, can probably guess what the effect is. In Korean film and television dramas, there are lively and colorful Spring Festival activities? Congratulations, you've been cheated by promotional films and television again. Unbelief? Try to travel to Seoul during the Chinese New Year, which is even more ghost than a ghost town.
It is the first day of the Spring Festival, but at 10 o'clock in the evening, there are no more lights in Seoul. Especially near a remote private hospital, it is even more terrifying.
"Ernie, call someone inside to come out and pick us up, is that okay?" The little IU was holding a seat belt and didn't dare to get out of the car anyway, the dimly lit parking lot was really scary.
Liu Renna is also a little timid. But after all, it's older, "It's okay, it's just that the light bulb is broken." No one repaired it. Let's hold hands and walk together. β
"Knock knock." A noise came from the parking space.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! "The highs that burst the sound are mixed with the pleasant highs. Two girls, one big and one small, hugged each other, squatting in the carriage and screaming.
"Knock knock." There was another tapping, and then a pale face "boomed" on the window.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! Ahh The treble of the little IU broke through the sky, and he used the four-stage treble that usually pressed the bottom of the box and was not easy to show, and he was almost not frightened by the "white-faced female ghost".
The slightly older Liu Renna was scared when she was silent. But when there was a sound and a look, he calmed down a lot, and after carefully looking at the white face on the car window. finally breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the little IU and patted it to reassure, "Zhien, don't be afraid." The person outside is Kim Taeyeon. And not a female ghost. Don't be afraid! β
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A strange first meeting ended like this. Comrade Jin Soft Soft. It's not your fault that your skin is white, but it's your fault that you jump out and pretend to be a female ghost in the middle of the night.
With tears in her eyes, she looked at Girls' Generation Captain Kim Taeyeon with a resentful expression. It's just that I robbed a few "one", do you need to pretend to be a ghost?
Yoo In-na, who played the role of a parent, was very calm, "Taeyeon xi, come here alone so late?" β
"No, not alone. There are also Seo Hyun and Jeon Hyo Sung. It's just that I drove by myself, and they were in a nanny car. Kim Taeyeon explained with some embarrassment.
She's actually been here for a while. But like IU, I don't dare to get out of the car. When I saw a nanny car driving into the parking lot, I dared to get out of the car and knock on the window, but I didn't expect to scare others. It's probably the legendary sentence that people are more terrible than ghosts.
Renna, the female devil who was originally very calm, was not calm when she heard the words "Jeon Hyo-sung", her face turned black and turned her head back to the car, leaving Kim Tae-yeon in place.
"What?" Jin was stunned, and his big eyes of Pikachu with a blink of 100,000 volts shot at Xiao IU, waiting for an answer.
"Eh, don't ask me. Ernie you're on the wrong side, and now we're officially enemies. IU put on a stupid little face with a righteous face, and took a few steps back, looking like he wanted to draw a line.
It's a pity that IU has found the wrong opponent. On the other side, Kim Taeyeon xi, in addition to the nickname of "soft", also has the bandit name of "Perverted Yeon".
Perverted Yeon walked behind IU, and the evil little hand hugged the second middle school girl from behind, uh, the third girl in the new semester. "To say or not to say? Do you want Ernie to check your body? β
"Honest girls won't give in," IU replied with a righteous face, but the evil little hand on her waist slowly climbed up like a caterpillar, "I said, I said, please spare me...... Yikes! Don't touch ...... Ernie is not trustworthy. β
"I can't help it. Say it quickly, or it will become a time for a while. β
The high ground that the soldiers must fight for has been captured, and IU has completely lost the initiative, so he has no choice but to admit that "Rennaoni and Jeon Hyosheng Oni are against each other." If you are with Quan Xiaosheng Oni, you are naturally on the wrong team. β
"What? After we finished the show together, we heard that Quan Xiaosheng was also going to come here, so we were together. β
"In short, Ernie is on the wrong side. It's still too late to change the ways. "The junior girl took on the role of a propaganda committee. It's just that the surrender has just begun, and the heights have been attacked again.
"If I had to take sides, I wouldn't change sides." Kim Taeyeon held the other party's two high ground and said with a firm face.
The strategic place was attacked again, but IU's attention was attracted by Kim Tae-yeon's statement, and he asked stupidly, "Why?" β
"Although Rennaoni has a good figure, there is still a gap between him and Xiaosheng." Kim Taeyeon was afraid that IU wouldn't understand, so she added a little strength to her hand to let the other party deeply understand where the gap was.
Xiao IU was speechless, and could no longer say any other reasons for surrendering. Compete with the murder weapon in the world? Isn't that self-inflicted?
"Moreover, Hyo-sheng and I are relatives of the same age in 89." Jin soft and soft and faintly mended the knife.
Well, it's flawless, and the IU has completely given up on trying to persuade the other side to switch sides. In the kimchi country, which pays attention to the seniority system, peers often automatically team up to become solid good friends, just like IU and Park Ji-yeon.
"Ernie, let me go. We are enemies, we are enemies. "Although Xiao IU is one size bigger than Kim Taeyeon in height and weight, the key point was captured and he could only beg for mercy.
"Is it really the enemy?"
"Of course. When I first made the show, the fans of Girls' Generation still wanted to hack me. β
"Ho-ho-ho." Kim Taeyeon laughed wildly as if she was convulsing, "Since you are an enemy, then you will not show mercy to your subordinates." β
"Yikes! Yes! No, let me go......"
The amusement is much happier than the child, and a thrilling offensive and defensive battle has officially begun. When you step off the stage and leave the spotlight, you are no longer a competitor, how to play or how to play. Celebrities are also people, although the gameplay is a bit convulsive, and there is a bit of perversion.
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Liu Renna sat in the cab and turned on the headlights of the car to illuminate the battlefield. At the same time, she recuperates and quietly waits for her opponent to play.
Not long after, another nanny car pulled into the hospital parking lot. jumped down a gourd bottle with a ponytail, and Seo Hyun was "busy" in Girls' Generation.
The gourd bottle also walked into the car's hernia headlights and officially entered the battlefield, "Ernie, it's not right for you to drive like that, speeding will kill people." β
The sound of "will die" echoes in the empty and dark parking lot, which is quite permeating, as for why only the words "will die" have an echo effect? Then you can only ask the gourd bottle Xu Xian, others don't have this ability.
The original menacing "fierce fight" was stopped by the gourd bottle that entered indiscriminately, and one thing fell to one thing, and "Perverted Yan" just couldn't deal with Xu Xian. At three or five times, he burst out with the sentence "will die", and all the interest was there, and of course Kim Taeyeon couldn't get up.
"It's not that I'm speeding, it's that the nanny car is driving too slowly. There is no car on the road, and the nanny car is still driving at a speed of thirty-four per hour, how can you blame me for being dumped?! Kim Taeyeon picked up the captain's posture and suppressed the counterattack from "busy".
"Ernie, you only got your driver's license for a short time, it's not right to drive like that, and the vision is not good at night, so you should slow down the car, otherwise you will die." The gourd bottle Xu Xian was righteous and awe-inspiring, teaching like a traffic policeman.
Kim Taeyeon held her forehead with her hand, well, no matter whether she moved her mouth or her hands, she couldn't fight the "dead" Seo Hyun. had to shrug his head like Pikachu at the end of the discharge, "Nei, Nei." I know it's wrong, and I won't. β
Xiao IU also found an opportunity to get out of the clutches of the devil and hide behind Xu Xian, who was supposed to be a "hostile camp", which is really a bit complicated. "Senior Xu Xian, help me."
"Good evening, Zhienxi." Xu Xian took a few steps back, leaving room for a formal salute.
As a junior, Xiao IU can only bow down in a proper manner, "Senior Xu Xian, good evening." β
It's quite a harmonious and loving picture, but it doesn't take into account the right time, place and people. Then Xiao IU fell into the pit, originally hiding behind Xu Xian, but now due to the salute, it has opened up a gap. gave Kim Taeyeon, who was eyeing him, an opportunity.
Less than half a minute after he got out of the clutches, Xiao IU was captured again. It's just that this time I knew the other party's intentions in advance, so I protected the strategic location well.
"Hahaha. Don't tickle, don't scratch, hahaha. "A pair of small hands can protect the head but not the tail, and what should come will come after all.
And IU also has the intention to send it to the door to find abuse, which can be regarded as an apology to the Ernies. After all, releasing "Good Day" in advance did bring some bad effects to Girls' Generation.
The quality of the five-song mini-album "Hoot" is really not good, and compared with the regular album that includes more than a dozen songs including "Good Day", it is naturally looking for death. Originally, S.M had negotiated with Loen to let IU stagger the release time, and everyone would make money.
Now, because of IU's temporary change of mind, the sales of the album "Hoot" are far less than expected, so the little IU crosses the tower to send people to improve the relationship between the two sides and maintain social harmony.
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The battlefield under the lights turned into a three-person brawl, but Liu Renna still sat in the driver's seat and calmly waited for the real enemy to appear.
Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful! (To be continued.) )