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The stage is set.

Su Dong wore a shabby military coat and pushed a bicycle with a deformed front wheel and walked onto the stage with a shout of "oops, oops". By the way, there is still a wound on the forehead,

Everyone knew at a glance that Su Dong should have just suffered a car accident.

Su Dong put the bicycle away, and said with a tangled, painful expression: "You said that I have the biggest shortcoming, that is, I am too nosy. No, I saw a car on the road just now that the trunk was not closed, and I rode behind to chase it, thinking about telling someone. As a result, someone braked suddenly, and I got into the trunk of someone's house. As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible." I lost 200 yuan, do you think I'm nosy? I swear, if I want to be nosy in the future, I won't be called Hao Jian, I'll be called very cheap! ”

"Haha! You're all responsible! You should! Make you cheap! ”

"Hehe, yes, it's all in the car!"

"It's no one else......

In the show, Su Dong had just finished speaking, and the old lady played by Li Yingying screamed "oops" from behind, and then fell down behind Su Dong.

Su Dong stared down with slanted eyes for a few seconds, and then pretended to be casual: "Hmph, I didn't look at anything." Then he pushed his broken bike and walked away.

Li Yingying: "Oops......"

Su Dong: "Oops......"

Li Yingying: "Oops......"

Su Dong: "Oops......"

Li Yingying: "Oh mom......"

Su Dongdu was about to push the bicycle out of the stage, and at this time he turned around. "You've won!" Then turn around and tie the bike.

Walked quickly in front of Li Yingying, "Auntie, are you okay?" ”

Li Yingying trembled and said, "Seventy-nine, it's time to slap the ground, what do you say?" ”

Su Dong hurriedly said: "Oh, let's see if it's broken?" Does it hurt? ”

"Oh, my elbow! Oops, my Bolengayer! Oops, my waist coil! Oops, it doesn't hurt! Li Yingying said as she touched the place she had said.

The audience also laughed when they saw this.

Su Dong said speechlessly: "Auntie, it's all here, don't use the elimination method." Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk. ”

Li Yingying said, "I'll try it." ”

Su Dong reminded to care: "Hey, slow down!" ”

Li Yingying walks in a 360-degree rotation on the ground.

Su Dong: "Oops! You can walk this way, but you walk according to the table! ”

Li Yingying suddenly said at this time: "Oh, why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?" ”

Su Dong said: "That's for sure, I grinded it when I turned just now, and it's not bad if it didn't catch fire." Come, Auntie, I'll help you up! ”

Li Yingying got up and saw the injury on Su Dong's face: "Oh, young man, your face is blue and purple, and you can choke enough." ”

Su Dong smiled lightly: "I'm fine!" ”

Li Yingying sighed and said, "You are a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up." ”

"I'm addicted to doing good deeds."

Li Yingying: "This is going to be someone else, I'll run away early after the collision!" ”

"Haha! I knew there would be a reversal! The name of this sketch is "Help or Not", which means that there must be a reversal, I just didn't expect it to come so quickly! ”

"We'll see what happens next."

"Hey, there is no shortage of such things happening in society now, do you think that if we really encounter such an emergency, should we go and help it?"

"I don't know ......"

The smile on Su Dong's face froze, and then he wordlessly put Li Yingying back on the ground.

Su Dong explained: "Auntie, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly, you fell by yourself, when you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you." You see, that's my bike, and it's ironclad evidence. ”

Li Yingying propped up her upper body from the ground: "Oh, the rims are all like that, it's been a long time, I flew over there, can I still rescue it?" Oops...... "Said and lay back on the ground.

Su Dong hurriedly explained: "Oh mom, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but Auntie is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended." ”

"Oops, my tail vertebrae!"

"I'm talking about chasing the rear, not chasing the rear, I'm talking about the bumper, I'm talking about the tail."

Li Yingying: "It's over, it's the New Year, the root of the tail is still broken, okay, it's safe to break (years old)!" ”

Su Dong continued to explain: "I said aunt, you have a good memory, there is really no one to hit you." ”

"No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you are going to hit me, I am going abroad now."

Su Dong hurriedly said in a slightly angry tone: "No, what is your identity, Auntie, why can you go abroad without a visa?" Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters. ”

Li Yingying: "How many meters do you have to fly?" It's all at this time, are you still more than the three meters and two meters true, does it make sense? ”

Su Dong said: "Okay, aunt, let's not break it, let's look at the picture and talk, fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now......" Su Dong raised his head to look at the camera, and looked, "Where is the head?" It's over, the head is gone, and if I continue to entangle, there will be no head, and I can't wash me by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

Li Yingying propped up her body: "What's the matter, you still want to go?" ”

"I'm definitely not in a hurry, I have to run."

"Hey! You ......"

While talking, another person came up, and while making a phone call, he rushed to this side, Su Dong hurriedly ran away and hid aside.

When everyone saw that the person here was Lao Wu, laughter rang out below.

Lao Wu: "Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry...... Wait, I saw an old lady fall down on the road and no one came to help her, how did you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this, no one else cares, I care! ”

After saying this, many people applauded.

Lao Wu half-squatted in front of his aunt: "Auntie, don't move." Saying that, he pointed his mobile phone at Li Yingying and took a photo, and quickly left the scene after taking it, saying as he walked: "I will immediately send a Weibo to condemn this kind of behavior, so that my parents will all comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up." Oops, this old lady fell, miserable......"

Su Dong opened his teeth and claws behind Lao Wu and said angrily: "It's miserable that you don't help it!" ”

Su Dong ran to Li Yingying's side again and helped Li Yingying up from the ground: "Come on, auntie, let's sit up first." Auntie, what about me, I'll take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, you can help me prove it, and you can say that I am an innocent passerby, okay? ”

Li Yingying: "Okay. ”

Su Dong: "That's right. ”

Su Dong took out his mobile phone: "Ahem...... I am Hao Jian, a good person, just now, I was carrying my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old lady behind me, I put aside all my worries, and stepped forward to help her without hesitation. It's your turn, close your chin and look thinner. ”

Li Yingying looked at her phone: "I'm an innocent passerby, the innocent was knocked down by you, and you still have to run when it's over, hehehe...... Hehehe...... Oops..."I laughed proudly at the back.

Su Dong was speechless again: "Auntie, you are so naughty, do your family know?" ”

Many netizens couldn't laugh when they saw this.

"Hehe, Su Dong, you are so naughty, does Su Chengcheng know?"

"Classmate, you are so naughty, do you teachers know?"

"Sister, you are so naughty, does your husband know?"

After a while, a large piece of "xx, you are so naughty, do you xx know?" appeared on the Internet. Such a sentence.

Li Yingying was still proud: "Hehehe, come with me, hehehehehehe." ”

Su Dong said helplessly: "Okay, don't hehe, Ao, you won." As for you, you're the authorities who are confused now. I'll accompany you and wait for someone who understands things to comment on this reasoning for us. ”

At this time, it may be that the ground is too cold, and the old lady played by Li Yingying coughs a few times. Su Dong hurriedly took off the only cold armor coat on his body and wrapped it around Li Yingying: "Come on, aunt, don't freeze, put the coat on you, it's warm, Andy Lau has the same style, can you still feel the cold ice rain shooting indiscriminately." ”

Li Yingying said sarcastically: "My conscience has been discovered." ”

At this time, Lao Wu, who had changed his clothes, reappeared on a bicycle, humming an inexplicable song while riding.

Su Dong shouted, "Hey, big brother." ”

Lao Wu asked, "What's the matter, young man?" ”

"There's an old lady here."

Lao Wu hurriedly pedaled a few bicycles, and the old lady stopped the car far away, then waved Su Dong over, and then asked in a low voice: "Hey! Did you hit it? ”

Su Dong explained: "It's really not. ”

Lao Wu quickly said: "Run!" I helped them over. ”

Su Dong asked: "What is the result?" ”

Lao Wu sobbed and said, "Let me tell you this, brother, before I drove a big run!" Then he pedaled away on his bike without looking back.

"Hahahaha!"

“66666！”

"This line is lit up!"

"It's lit up, but I can't laugh! What kind of society has to be to make a good person what he is now! Helping others has helped the poor! This is false! Three times! Three times make a kind-hearted person completely hopeless about this society! ”

Many netizens were also inexplicably chilled when they saw this comment.

Su Dong bowed deeply to Lao Wu's distant back, and then walked to Li Yingying's side: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family." Well, let's put it this way, the thieves came to my house with tears in their eyes, and they had to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays, do you know what I mean? Then let's do this, let's share a few fables together, the names of the stories are: Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady. What are these stories about, I will tell you them in turn from beginning to end, saying that once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Dongguo, one day, he rode his donkey, and rode a big pimple in Naga da Gada Gada, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, and this wolf ......"

Li Yingying said impatiently: "It's too grinding! If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, you make room for good people! I'll just act like you haven't hit me, okay, you go, go, go, run! (To be continued.) )