The media often reports all kinds of negative news about artists, but Lin Dong has never had the idea of looking down on artists.

Artists are just a profession, and there is no essential difference from white-collar workers, coolies and other types of work. Unspoken rules? Selling meat on top of the list? People who are not determined and want to take shortcuts are available in any industry. Flight attendants fishing for golden beetles-in-law and secretaries hooking bosses are not uncommon, but who would have said that these professions are cheap?

Celebrities are always being questioned about moral issues, and the reason for this is that the exposure rate is too high. Sesame mung bean things will be magnified countless times, and individual people's problems will be rendered into industry problems.

Lin Dong does not discriminate against artists, but he is also not keen on being a star, the kind of life that lives in the camera is too hard.

"I have no plans to be an artist for the time being."

"No kidding, you're really fit to be an artist." The female writer looked at Lin Dong carefully for a while, and said seriously.

"Eh, if I were an artist, Dachengrong and them would have nothing to eat."

"Brother Lin Dong, it's hard to dismantle it."

There was laughter and laughter on the water, but the "Song Zhixiao" in the distance was in the middle of ice and fire.

The seven male hosts of "RM" are scattered at different piers on both sides of the Han River. Everywhere the "Song Zhixiao" went, the male hosts all nodded their heads, behaved cutely, knelt on the ground and sang conquest, begging Captain Song Zhixiao to take him in.

"Hey, Brother Shi took off his shoes and went into the water, but in the end, he couldn't board the Song Zhixiao. It's so much fun! ”

"It's a pity that there are no telescopes, and you won't be able to see the close-up on TV until a few days later."

A few comics complained without a lower limit, which made the two serious female writers very sad, "The result is already obvious, Lin Dong guessed right." The two guests remember that they will be punished after filming the show, and as for the gambling contract, you can settle it privately. ”

The joyful stick and the CN brothers, suddenly the style of painting changed, and the whole person was not good. If you work in vain, you will have to be punished. Bet is really harmful.

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The boat sped along the Han River, and it didn't take long for the second shooting location to arrive. As far as the eye can see, there are tents full of large and small models. A rough calculation shows how it can accommodate thousands of people.

Lin Dong had to sigh, "Koreans are really good at playing!" The field, no, the camping is also played so openly and in groups. ”

In 2011, after a new portable camera, "Running-Man" finally fits the theme, and can run around in the wild. This place is huge, and there are many obstacles and hiding places, which is extremely suitable for playing chase battles, and the amount of exercise in today's issue of "RM" is definitely indispensable.

"Brother Lin Dong, don't lose it later." Zheng Ronghe was like a wild horse returning to the grassland, and his expression returned to normal.

"Well, you're still worried about yourself. There are only two of you, and there are eight of them in RM. In case you are surrounded, even if you run faster than a trapeze, it is useless. ”

When Zheng Ronghe heard this, he suddenly felt like an eggplant beaten by frost, "Don't bring such a blow." It's okay if the brain-using link just went wrong; Now play manual work, I must be brilliant! ”

Lin Dong shook his head slightly, "It's not to specifically hit you, but to teach you how to behave." Sometimes the expectation is lower, and there will be surprises; Expectations are too high, and in the end there will only be disappointment. ”

Zheng Ronghe's debut went smoothly, the company praised fans, sang and danced, and TV variety shows played everything, and never encountered any setbacks. Today, he was slapped in the face by Lin Dong three or four times, how can he bear this matter, and vowed to kill all sides in the second link.

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However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny. The development of events was as Lin Dong expected, and the "RM" party played outflanking and compressing the space for the guests' activities

Zheng Ronghe was driven like a mad dog between the tents in the camp, but fortunately the two long legs ran fast and barely escaped the fate of being caught.

"Whoa! No, if you continue to run like this, you have to be exhausted, and you have no chance to find quest items to eliminate them. Zheng Yonghe gasped wildly at the camera.

Seeing that Lin Dong's face behind the camera was not red or panting, Zheng Ronghe faintly felt that he had been slapped in the face. I can't compare my brain, I can't talk about it, I can't even run now, is this temporary VJ specifically here to retaliate?

"Brother Lin Dong, let's change our clothes and wear them. And then you shoot me with that palm-sized camera. Zheng Yonghe came up with a good idea.

Lin Dong shook his head helplessly, and took out an artifact-level handheld camera from his coat pocket, "Are you sure you want this?" Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's definitely not a good idea. ”

"I'm sure."

Zheng Yonghe is quite confident, VJ's clothes are extremely ordinary, and he can't be recognized in the pile of embarrassment; Add a scarf and a baseball cap to it, and it's the perfect disguise.

Three minutes later, the camp radio sounded, "Zheng Yonghe out!" Jung Yong and out! ”

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The "prison" prepared by the program team ushered in the first guest, and the long-legged beautiful man Zheng Yonghe broke the record held by Chi Shi Town for the fastest elimination.

"Why is this happening? Why! The beautiful man turned into a broken flower, and Zheng Ronghe was so shocked that he was about to cry.

Lin Dong put away the camera, this issue of temporary workers was too easy, and he called it a day before he warmed up, "I told you a long time ago that it was not a good idea." ”

"Why?" Jung Yong-ho still repeats the unbelievable why.

"Your disguise is good, they don't recognize you; But they recognize me. When you see me appearing, you naturally know that the guest is next to you. Alas~"

Zheng Ronghe had been hit by Lin Dong and lost his temper, and sat stupidly with his head and knees in his hands, his eyes losing their brightness.

"Don't be discouraged, it's all God's fault, making Dongge as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. It has nothing to do with you. ”

Zheng Ronghe was even more embarrassed, buried his head directly in his lap, and had no face to see people, and the popular star was actually suppressed by a temporary worker VJ in all directions.

After an embarrassing silence for twenty minutes, the radio rang out again: "Chishi Town Out!!" haha-out！ Chishi Town......"

Zheng Ronghe really cried this time, Jiang Dacheng, a country guy who was not very eye-catching, actually eliminated the two of "RM" alone. Not only can't the beautiful man play with the temporary worker, but also the country boy who is dirty and scumbag.

is exactly the same as Lin Dong's previous prediction, is it true that the beautiful man can only watch and not use?

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"Lin Dong, are you recovering? Don't force yourself to work. "Finally, he was not the first to be eliminated, Chishi Town was in a rare good mood, and he grabbed Lin Dong for a while.

"The body is great, the bar is good! Seven times a night, it was all pediatrics. "Men blow water like that, and Lin Dong is not exempt from vulgarity.

"That's good, when I was young, my nickname was Thirty-two Lang, you still have to practice more......"

A few people were rambling around, and after a long time, they realized that something was wrong.

"No one has been eliminated after so long?"

"There's no need to estimate the amount of time to make up the broadcast."

Lin Dong took out the special walkie-talkie of the staff, "Hey, hey, is the beautiful writer and VJ here?" ”

"Inside."

"What the hell is going on out there? Was there an accident? ”

"There was no accident, it's just that Jiang Dacheng hid in the ditch of the cleaning table and didn't come out. No one else can find him, and he doesn't eliminate the RM members. The beautiful writer has a crying tone in her tone, this matter is stuck in an endless loop, and it will only be a waste of time to keep stalemate.

Several people in the "prison" looked at each other, they really convinced Jiang Dacheng and made a show, don't you want to play so badly. He hid in the pit and didn't say anything, and he wanted others to waste time with him.

"Lin Dong, is there any way? Everyone knows you have a lot of ideas, so don't hide them. "The meal has arrived, and Chi Shizhen just wants to hurry up and call it a day.

"Hey, wouldn't it be nice to let the VJ who followed the shooting change into a dazzling outfit. No matter how well the guests are hidden, it's useless, Zheng Ronghe planted it like this. ”

The beautiful man lay down again, and became a negative teaching material for his own cleverness.

Under the guidance of the correct method of death, it will not take three minutes, "Jiang Dacheng is out!" Jiang Dacheng out! ……”

After running around for an afternoon, everyone was reunited in the "prison". Before we could talk a few words, the third part started again.

Camping naturally has to play picnics, Zheng Ronghe and Jiang Dacheng joined the "RM" camp respectively and reformed two teams.

Two members of each team sat in the car, and the others used pen and paper to draw out the ingredients that needed to be purchased.

Liu Zaishi and Jiang Dacheng got into the car very tacitly, and Dumb and Agua brothers reappeared in the rivers and lakes.

The team on the other side was not strong, "Rong Hexi, you and Zhixiao sit in the car and go out to buy ingredients." ”

Zheng Ronghe was hit by Lin Dong and had not yet recovered his blood, and said in frustration: "I'm a little tired, let the others go out to buy ingredients." ”

"Okay, you take a break, young people just lack exercise, and they will often come to my fitness room to do exercises in the future......" The nagging Kim Jong Kook began to preach mode.

"Dumb and Agua" composed of Yoo Jae-shi, Kang Dae-sung VS "Ace Ability" composed of Kim Jong Kook and Song Ji Hyo.

There is no suspense about the final result at all, but everything has nothing to do with Lin Dong. Zheng Ronghe, who was followed by Dongge, was completely inadequate, making the temporary worker VJ useless, and now he can clock in and call it a day.

And he's also a real sneaker.

"Do you want to take you back to the departure point to pick up the car?" Kim Jong Kook asked the uninvited guest rubbing the car.

"You don't have to worry about me, just go to the supermarket where you buy ingredients." Lin Dong shrank in the back seat to avoid entering the camera by mistake.

"Why?" The cute Song Ji-hyo stared at her big eyes with a puzzled expression.

"What's the matter, why don't I have to report to you when I go on a date? Ji Hyo is angry, then do you have any intentions for me? ”

"Yikes! Bastard, die! ”

Bad wisdom and filial piety came to the world, and the topic was smoothly diverged.

Lin Dong disappeared from everyone's sight without realizing it. (To be continued.) )