Chapter Fifty-Seven: Behind the Scenes
Choose three out of seven, and according to mathematical probability, there can be a total of 35 combinations.
The heads of the big stick and the CN brothers are obviously not enough, and it is too difficult to compare these two by choosing one of the thirty-five combinations. I have to guess it based on my personal preference.
"Zhi Xiao Nu will definitely choose Brother Gary, Monday couple."
"Not necessarily, can't the old husband and wife change their tastes? The beautiful man Song Joong Ki Xi is also a good choice, and the composition of Song Song CP is also quite eye-catching. ”
"Monday Couple!"
"Song Song CP!"
The two comic male guests were very open under the camera, and played "full martial arts" for the difference in choice, pinching each other's necks and flying waves.
"That's pretty much it, what the audience wants to see is your intelligence and wisdom, and you are like a god; Instead of two comics scuffling together. ”
Lin Dong unceremoniously interrupted the guests' performance, this water taxi is just a small boat, if they are allowed to play around, it will be finished if the boat capsizes. Lin Dong didn't want to give the two teases a funeral.
"Choose one of the thirty-five, how can you guess it." Zheng Ronghe said dejectedly, his positioning is a smart and handsome flower man. Now he is at a loss, and he has become as funny as Jiang Dacheng, a country boy.
The female writer hurriedly comforted: "Rong Hexi, you don't have to be nervous, you just need to say your choice, and then say the idea of analysis in an orderly manner." True or false, it doesn't affect the playback too much. ”
"If you answer correctly, you are a scholar, and if you answer wrong, you are comical. Both images are liked by the audience, I understand the reason. Zheng Ronghe's mood is still not too high, if he can be a scholar, who wants to play a joke.
"No matter, I guess Gary, Kim Jong Kook and Yoo Jae Seok. The reason is that the Monday couple and the two mountain ranges of "RM" team up, such a combat power is too strong, and it will win! "Jiang Dacheng, a country guy, doesn't have so many ghost thoughts, and he will say whatever comes to mind.
"According to the girl's mind, she usually chooses a more serious one. I guess Ji Hyo Nu will choose, Song Joong Ki, Kim Jong Kook and Brother Gary. Such a combination must be good-looking, and it must be strong. "Zheng Yonghe tries to think about problems with a woman's thinking.
After expressing their opinions, they are arguing with reason, and the two comics once again played "real" PK for different choices. It's also quite hard to broadcast the portion.
Lin Dongzhi, who was behind the camera, shook his head, he couldn't guess the question so easily, the IQ of these two idol stars was worrying.
When the female writer saw Lin Dong shaking her head, she suddenly came up with an idea to save the image of the writer, "Lin Dong xi, why don't you represent the "RM" program team and have a lottery duel with the guests." ”
Temporary workers are the first principle, don't do things that are not beneficial!
"That's a pointless idea. From two people guessing the question to three people guessing, it hasn't changed much. Lin Dong once again ruthlessly slapped the show writers in the face.
The female writer was angry, and in order to maintain the dignity of the writer, she gritted her teeth and had to be hard to the end, "The gambling between the guests has a bad impact, but the gambling between the program team and the guests is popular with the audience." How about you losers receiving a big punishment? ”
"Don't do it! I'm so good to be a VJ, why do I want to play any gambling fights? Not only do you have no gain, but you also have to accept punishment if you lose. Only a fool would accept such a bad idea. Lin Dong ruthlessly slapped his face again.
The writer felt the contempt of Chi Guoguo, and he wanted to die. It's so infuriating that brain-eating cultural people are despised by hard-working temporary workers.
"Then change, the bet in the camera is that the loser receives a big punishment; Off-camera gambling on the labor costs of this issue. ”
"Deal! Why don't you want someone to send money? Lin Dong was immediately excited, how can the two celebrities also have one or two million won in labor fees, this is simply given to Dong Ge for nothing.
"Yikes! Brother Lin Dong, don't be arrogant, are you sure to win?! ”
"I'm going to win, do you dare to bet?" Lin Dong's head was slightly raised thirty degrees, and he put on an arrogant posture and used the fierce battle method.
"Bet!"
"Then thank you to the two bosses first." Lin Dong is in a pretty good mood, could it be transferred after moving? As soon as I got to work, someone gave me money.
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"Head up a little bit, yes, look at the camera, smile a little bit......"
The first time he really faced the camera, Lin Dong felt completely awkward, "Usually, the program team and the guests only need to record the sound, why do I want to record the sound together." ”
"Because you are handsome, how can other behind-the-scenes personnel compare with you." The female writer gave a reason that people couldn't refuse.
"Low-key, Brother Dong is a person with connotation, so he doesn't only talk about appearance like Rong Hexi." Lin Dong said as he put on a few postures of Long Aotian hanging to the sky.
cn Zheng Ronghe lay down the gun, so he had to sigh helplessly, he couldn't say it; The big stick Jiang Dacheng didn't even have the qualifications to lie down, so he had to squat and choke speechlessly, thanking YG Company for not looking at his appearance.
Everything was ready, and Lin Dong made his screen debut.
"Three out of seven without repeating or sorting can come up with thirty-five combinations, how can this be calculated? 7*6*5 and then divide by 3 by 2 to get 35, why do you ...... like this"
Writer VJ and the guests were full of black lines, "Brother, we are recording a funny variety show, not an educational channel!" ”
"oppa, you can just speak the way you normally, our "RM" is notoriously open-minded, and the audience is highly inclusive."
"Say it sooner, I'm tired." Lin Dong tore off his baseball cap and put it back on.
"Three out of seven, thirty-five combinations, all of them are. Now it's not about playing the lottery to do random, but choosing according to Song Ji-hyo's subjective will. It's too easy to guess, so Dacheng, Rong and the two fools can't guess it. ”
As soon as the camera turned, the two fools were not happy, "We guessed it, I still don't know who is right and who is wrong, don't be arrogant!" ”
"Tut-tut......" Lin Dong raised his index finger and shook his fingers a few times, "The reason why stupid people are called stupid is because they are wrong and they don't know it, and they don't change it." ”
"First of all, couples are definitely going to be together on Monday, and the first one must be Gary."
Jiang Dacheng, a country guy, nodded with satisfaction, Gary is also a country style, and the sling can also counterattack Bai Fumei; Zheng Ronghe, the representative of the beautiful man, hurriedly protested, "Song Song's appearance CP is the best." ”
"Call you stupid, don't believe it. Facts and reason: The average age of marriage between men and women in South Korea is four years apart, and men are four years older than women. Korean women generally require the man to be 3-5 years older when choosing a mate. Song Ji Hyo is three years younger than Brother Gary, the best age gap; is a full four years older than Song Joong Ki, and the generation gap has come out. ”
After Lin Dong finished speaking, he also picked up his camera, pointed it at the female writer, and played together if he wanted to, "Miss writer, do you agree with my conclusion just now?" Is this the mainstream thinking of Korean women? ”
The female writer was countered and hurriedly covered her face with her hands, "Nei, Nei, you are right!" ”
"Love knows no nationality and no age!" Zheng Yonghe is like participating in a debate competition, and he will not admit defeat.
"Say love, right? Well, there has been a truth since ancient times: flowers are stuck in cow dung, and beautiful women are matched with wild beasts......"
"Poof, ahem!" "Hahaha!"
Lin Dong spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, the audience's laughter was too low, "Be serious, it's not a joke." These philosophies reveal a social phenomenon: teenage girls like handsome guys, and this preference will change over time. When it comes to the stage of talking about marriage, handsome guys are not useful. A country guy who is not obviously handsome is the best choice. ”
"Yes, that's right, it's the truth." Jiang Dacheng immediately turned into a brain-dead fan and cheered the king.
"This is the reality, the beautiful man is just used to see, and it's okay to pat and drag the eyes. Ji Hyo Nu is already a thirty-generation woman, long past the age of looking at appearances. ”
Zheng Ronghe, who claims to be a beautiful man, was said to be a little loveless, "It's just your personal subjective will......"
Lin Dong shook his head helplessly again, stood next to Zheng Ronghe, and asked the two female writers, "If you get married, which one will you choose?" ”
Without the slightest hesitation, both fingers pointed at Lin Dong.
patted Zheng Ronghe on the shoulder, Lin Dong mended the knife softly, "I don't blame you, it's all the fault of society." Come out and mix sooner or later, you have to pay it back, the beautiful man is fascinated by the little girl who doesn't have any hair, and they will only find out how vain the beautiful man is when they grow up. ”
"Yes, that's right, Brother Lin Dong, you are my life mentor." Jiang Dacheng once again enthusiastically cheered, which was simply heartbroken.
Lin Dong didn't say anything, walked to Dacheng's side, and asked the female writer again: "Who will you choose this time?" ”
The two fingers were still pointing at Lin Dong.
"Dacheng, don't be discouraged, everything is the fault of society. Under the same conditions, it actually depends on the appearance. ”
was slapped in the face by Lin Dong and two female writers, and the big stick and the virgin brother were really sad this time, hugging each other and comforting each other.
"Don't be discouraged. In Brother Shi, he can marry a flower on the TV station, what an inspirational story. After abusing the two, Lin Dong sent chicken soup for the soul again.
"Yes, we can't be better than Brother Shi."
"I'm sure I'll find a better girl than a TV station."
The two teases cheered themselves up, but everything was recorded by Lin Dong's camera. Lin Dong has a hunch that such a scene will never be edited.
"The joke is here first, keep guessing, otherwise it won't be fun when the results come out." The female writer reminded him.
"Hmm. Once Gary had chosen, he chose between two mountain ranges. Zhi Xiao Nu will definitely choose Brother Zhong Guo, not Brother Shi. ”
"Why? Can't you choose both, or choose Brother Shi? Brother Shi is the main MC yes. When Jiang Dacheng and Liu Zaishi filmed "The Birth of the Family" together, they were "dumb and dumb" brothers, and their relationship was quite iron.
"There have been so many episodes of RM, and the two mountain ranges have never been on the same team. As for why you chose Brother Zhong Guo? The inevitable choice of normal people, the ability is the guarantee of victory. ”
Big stick and CN were speechless, and there was a faint feeling that this bet was lost. "There is still a place, Lee Kwang-so, Haha, and Ji Seok Town choose one of the three, and it is not so easy to guess."
Lin Dong looked at the two of them with a sympathetic expression, really worried about their IQ, "This is the easiest option to guess, 100% Lee Kwang-so." ”
"Well, look at your puzzled expressions. I'm afraid that Dong Ge won't be able to explain it. Lin Dong took the camera and filmed all the expressions of the two guests and the two writers, with a capital b.
"Brother Ji Seok Zhen, who is synonymous with the weak, will not be chosen, and neither will Brother Haha, so he has no choice but Lee Kwang-so, so he will make up the numbers."
"It's understandable that Ji Shi Zhen was eliminated, why didn't Ji Hyo Nu choose HaHa Oba? There is no contradiction between them, both of them have such good personalities. The female writer stole the spotlight for the first time and took the initiative to ask, she has been in this crew for more than half a year, and she has never heard of a conflict between Song Jihyo and Haha.
"Not because of contradictions, but because of embarrassment. The embarrassment of height, Song Ji Hyo and Haha have always tacitly avoided standing together. ”
Bang bang bang, as if being bombarded by a cannonball, several people were thundered; In post-production, a bomb was even dropped on Haha's head.
This is the end of the quiz session.
Everyone packed up their things, sat by the window, and looked at who the "Song Ji Hyo" in the distance would pick up on the ship.
"Lin Dongxi, have you ever considered moving from behind the scenes to the front of the stage?"
"Huh?"
"If you are behind the scenes, you are succumbing! Besides, you're too eager to eat! (To be continued.) )