Chapter 43: You Are Me in the Mirror

"The concubine is drunk, the concubine is drunk, the director, you are playing with me again, right?"

Yang An couldn't cry or laugh, and complained and shouted at the director area in the audience, Duan Haishan still raised his hands to praise him, and shouted: "You can do it!" ”

Hundreds of spectators burst into laughter, applause and cheers, and then coaxed: "Gentlemen, you can do it!" ”

"What are you doing? This is forcing me to play a woman again! ”

Yang An made a helpless and sad expression on his face, muttered a sentence, and spread it through the microphone, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

In fact, Yang An knew very well in his heart that after the show was broadcast for a period of time, aesthetic fatigue appeared, and the audience loved to watch the host being reversed, so he cooperated with Duan Haishan, and the two did enough to play, and this word was also carefully selected by him.

It is not an idiom for the concubine to be drunk, and it is much more difficult to guess, but correspondingly, the rules of the game have also changed, and the second person has a chance to ask a question, and Yang An can only answer with a nod or shake his head.

When the scene quieted down, Yang An patted Li Xintong's shoulder and helped her take off the mask and headphones, looking at her blankly with a depressed and aggrieved face.

Poof......

Li Xintong stared at Yang An's eyes and laughed in three seconds.

Yang An asked, "Am I so funny?" Here we go, take a closer look at my movements! ”

Li Xintong covered her mouth and looked at Yang An, nodded and smiled.

Yang An brewed his emotions for a while, raised his hand, snapped his fingers, and the music sounded: "Why ...... Just-tell-me"

Yang An went crazy and shouted, "Stop! ”

The audience laughed wildly, this Nima is making a fuss like that? Does the concubine's drunkenness have a hairy relationship with "Tell-me"?

At this time, the camera gave a close-up of the sound engineer in the background, and the sound engineer looked confused, stupid and cute, and said to himself: "What are you stopping?" Oh oh oh got it wrong, it's not this song......"

This scene was cut to the big screen by Duan Haishan for the audience to see, and the audience couldn't help laughing.

"It's worthy of "Jianghu Jokes", even the staff are so funny!"

"If you put the wrong song, you must not deduct your salary, this paragraph is a big compliment! It's so funny to make mistakes, I like this crew so much, working in this crew, I can be ten years younger! ”

"The Tell-me version of the concubine is drunk, I can't imagine that picture, poofhaha...... If Yang An can really jump out of the effect, I will have his surname! ”

The audience applauded, Duan Haishan was also very proud, this is also a burden deliberately arranged by Yang An in advance, I didn't expect the live recording effect to be so good, and when the post-production, Yang An will ask the subtitle Jun to write a recruitment advertisement of "Happy crew recruits employees for various positions, not much money but enough jokes", and then amused the audience.

Li Xintong finally laughed enough, and finally straightened his face and stood in front of Yang An again.

Yang An glanced sideways at the sky, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "If you put the wrong song again, the bonus will be deducted this month!" ”

Poof...... Li Xintong couldn't stand it anymore, she begged for mercy: "Yang An, can you hurry up~"

Yang An shrugged his shoulders a few times, moved his muscles, and then snapped his fingers: "Music!" ”

“……

Love and hate in an instant,

Raise a glass to the moon like the sky,

Love and hate,

Ask you when you will fall in love

……”

Yang An raised his orchid fingers, made a gesture of raising a glass to drink, his eyes were confused and aggrieved, looking at Li Xintong expectantly, slowly twisting his waist, touching his upper body, and staggering over, a very typical drunken performance of the concubine.

Burst......

Li Xintong burst out laughing, she couldn't look at this scene directly, Yang An was learning how to dance with women again, this set of actions really couldn't stand it, the movements were too dirty, too dirty!

The audience laughed even more, beating their legs and stroking their chests one by one, choking and coughing, and even the laughter was intermittent.

"I'm grass! What's that? Beijing opera? How does it sound like a man's voice? ”

"OMG! Who's singing? My pores are all blown up! ”

"Goosebumps fell to the ground...... cough cough cough ...... I can hear it, this is the singing method of the male Hua Dan! It's definitely a male flower! ”

"Yang An, do you want to be so naughty! If I can guess this, I'll be killed immediately! ”

"What a male Huadan version of the concubine drunk...... I can't stand the laughter~~~"

The male Hua Dan in the background music sings too scary, no one expected it to be this style, but thinking of Yang An's previous shows, grass, every audience scolded in their hearts, this guy didn't let go of the rules and regulations, and the background song was serious!

The show will continue to be recorded, Yang An finally pulled Li Xintong up, Li Xintong couldn't straighten up with a smile, anyway, when she saw Yang An's face, she wanted to laugh.

"Okay, okay, stop laughing, everyone, stop laughing!" Yang An pointed to the audience and said with a serious face: "We're recording a show, this is a serious show, don't laugh at every turn!" ”

The audience boasted in unison: "Huh~~~"

Yang An likes to listen to this kind of boo, pretending to be deaf, and said to Li Xintong with a smile: "How about Sister Xintong, do you understand what I want to express?" ”

Li Xintong covered her mouth and smiled: "I really don't understand what you're performing......

Yang appeased his palms and laughed: "That's right! It's just that you can't understand it! Come on, come on, it's your turn, either you ask questions, or you give Ma Xin a performance, how do you choose? ”

Li Xintong thought for a while and said, "I'll still ask, is the answer related to women drinking?" ”

Yang An said: "I can only answer you one question, do you want to ask a woman, or drink?" ”

"Drink a bar."

"Yes, there's a wine word in the answer!"

Li Xintong was satisfied, but she still couldn't guess what it was, so she didn't care, she continued to pass it on, and she focused on the action of drinking.

The second stick is the new host Ma Xin, he is also hard enough, in order to quickly make the audience like him, how funny is it, the action is exaggerated, but the laughter is very good.

After the last round of passing, Lu Xun answered the question: "Mellow beauty? ”

Everyone praised and applauded, and even Yang An praised again and again: "Teacher Lu is really knowledgeable, I know such a partial idiom, it's amazing, I'm afraid today's topic won't stop you!" ”

Lu Xun smiled, a little proud, and said in the applause of everyone: "When writing RAP lyrics, it is inevitable to read more books and find inspiration, so I will remember it after reading more." ”

Yang An praised a few words again: "Not bad, it's a pity that the answer is wrong!" ”

Everyone fainted, the applause stopped abruptly, Li Xintong smiled and slapped his shoulder: "Wrong, you still praise Teacher Lu so much?" ”

Yang An shrugged: "Isn't this afraid that he will be embarrassed?" ”

For a while, everyone was speechless, Yang An suddenly made a strange expression of underbeating at the camera, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, he spread his hands proudly, shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "It's embarrassing~~"

Puff puff, laughing on and off the stage, everyone wants to beat this guy, that expression is too cheap!

Lu Xun himself laughed badly, he couldn't be angry at all, he was so embarrassed~ This word seems to have a magic sound, with Yang An's expression of smug hands, as long as he thinks of it, he will laugh involuntarily.

Yang An tore off the note: "Come on, come on, the answer will be revealed." ”

"The concubine is drunk!"

"What! What is this idiom? ”

"Make no mistake! It's more appropriate to be a song about wine! ”

Everyone on the stage shouted aggrieved, Yang An'an ignored it, the conductor switched the camera, Yang An's dancing action was replayed, and everyone almost burst into laughter, even Li Xintong, who had seen it with his own eyes, held Rong Feifei's shoulders and couldn't raise his head with a smile.

Yang An said: "The answer is really no problem, let me explain to you, the name of this song is "The Drunken Concubine", I just learned to dance with the drunk Concubine!" All of you feel your conscience, comment on the theory, I have used the title of the song, my performance is right? ”

"Yes!"

There were neat cheers from the audience, wow, it's a new song again, and it's the Peking Opera version of "The Drunken Concubine"!

"Sing one!"

"Yang An sings one!"

A few loud voices in the audience shouted, and quickly led everyone to coax, asking Yang An to sing "The Drunken Concubine".

Of course Yang An refused, what kind of joke, he couldn't even sing a man's song well, and let him sing Hua Dan!

This sample was also sung by a student from the Red Maple Opera Academy introduced by Rong Feifei, and he couldn't control Li Yugang's "Drunken Concubine".

"If you are interested in this song "The Drunken Concubine", you can log on to the official website of "Jianghu Laughter" to download the lossless sound source, thank you for your support!"

Yang An easily grasped the situation on the field and continued to record the show.

"Copy is not out of shape" was recorded for more than half an hour and ended, look at the time is still early, it is not yet ten o'clock, if you hurry up, "Laughing Mirror House" can be recorded before twelve o'clock.

Yang An asked the artists to go down to make up, handed over the scene to Duan Haishan, and instructed the audience to go to the toilet, drink water, and distribute small food and gifts provided by the sponsors.

The next step is to shoot the tidbits of "Laughing and Talking about the Mirror House", Duan Haishan instructed on the monitoring channel: "The props team hurry up and prepare!" The artist still has ten minutes to put on makeup, has the artist got the task card? ”

There are moving cameras in the entire studio to follow the shooting, and even the props team brother also showed his face, dragging two large boxes of props on the stage, and the little brother picked up two "dragon shields" and introduced: "This is normal, this is specially treated." ”

Cai Xiaofei pushed open the door with a smile, and Lu Xun and Li Xintong, who were preparing for the preparation area, handed over the task card, and he followed Gu Yunfeng and followed the whole process.

Lu Xun, who was wearing a white robe in ancient costume, stood up, took the task card from Cai Xiaofei's hand, and said with a smile: "Are you so mysterious? This is the task card, the name of the game, the mirror house, the rules, follow the act, please imitate the other one in the room all your performances, the director said, me and me? ”

Lu Xun flipped over the task card to take a close-up shot of the photographer, the font "me and me" was red and bold, Lu Xun asked curiously: "What do you mean?" Me and me? ”

At this time, Yang An pushed open the door, he was wearing the same white robe in ancient costume, and greeted everyone with a smile.

Yang An stood in front of Lu Xun and introduced: "Teacher Lu, we are a mirror house, you and I have to move the same, for example, if I stretch out my right hand, you have to stretch out your left hand, I lift my right foot, and you have to learn to lift my left foot." The action is the same, the speech is the same, the most expressive and wonderful situation, we even have the same expression, you are me in the mirror, and I am also you in the mirror. ”

It's kind of interesting!

Everyone in the preparation area is full of surprises, this game is interesting, I have never heard of it, the setting is really novel!

Lu Xun suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case!" Okay, I see. ”

Yang An touched his chin and asked, "Then Mr. Lu, are you ready?" ”

Lu Xun also touched his chin and asked, "Then Mr. Lu, are you ready?" ”

Hey!

It's so quick to get into the play!

……

PS1: The concubine is drunk, Li Yugang.

PS2: I love Xiao Xu, thank you very much for the joy you have brought to everyone!

PS3: Great love for Yue Yunpeng, so embarrassing~ At this moment, you can imagine the combination of Xiao Xu + Yue Yunpeng = the protagonist.