Chapter 44: You Didn't Discuss It!
"Yo!"
The preparation area was amazed and applauded, Li Xintong and Rong Feifei all applauded and praised: "It's okay, Teacher Lu, you are quick to react!" ”
Even Yang An applauded again and again: "Not bad, Mr. Lu feels so good." ”
Lu Xun applauded and laughed: "Not bad, Teacher Lu feels so good." ”
Hahahaha!
Everyone is happy, this Lu Xun, I really can't see it from the appearance, he is really good at playing!
Yang An was so satisfied, he invited Lu Xun to come to the show and record the first episode of "Laughing and Talking about the Mirror House".
Yang An smiled and said to Gu Yunfeng: "Okay, I think it's okay!" ”
Lu Xun was addicted to playing, and he followed up with another sentence, Li Xintong snickered: "Teacher Lu, I don't think it's that simple!" ”
Yang An asked Li Xintong and Rong Feifei: "Hey, why are you two still staying here?" Why didn't you change your clothes? ”
The two girls were dumbfounded: "Huh? And our play? ”
Yang An said: "Nonsense, there are a lot of people on the field, hurry up and prepare, and give you another ten minutes to change your clothes, no one cares about you when you are busy!" ”
Li Xintong hurriedly went down to make up and prepare, but Rong Feifei was taken to a separate room by Yang An, the makeup artist sorted out her outfits, Yang An stood next to her and introduced the script, Rong Feifei's lines were not heavy, just a few words, but to cooperate with Yang An, the burden had to be shaken and looked good.
In front of outsiders, Rong Feifei couldn't say anything, listened carefully to Yang An's explanation of the lines and details, and nodded frequently.
Only a short time after the makeup artist left to look for something did Yang An whisper in Rong Feifei's ear: "Thank you the night before yesterday!" ”
This bastard, now I know Xie people! However, Rong Feifei's heart was very sweet, but she was not so easy to dismiss, she glanced at Yang An and snorted: "This is the end?" ”
Yang An chuckled: "Go back and find a chance to formally thank you, I will invite you to a big dinner." ”
"That's pretty much it!"
The makeup artist returned, and the two quickly returned to their official expressions, continuing to talk to each other, occasionally winking at each other secretly, this kind of little game was very warm for the two of them.
Soon, Duan Haishan asked on the listening channel, "Is Lu Xun ready?" ”
"Lu Xun is in place!"
"Are Li Xintong and Rong Feifei ready?"
"Two in place!"
Next, record the "Heroes Forge Swords" of "Laughing and Talking about the Mirror House"! Units ready, ten-second countdown, ten, nine, eight......"
The audience cheered and applauded, the mirror room rotated on the stage, the signboard had three big characters "blacksmith shop", Ma Xin wore an ancient blacksmith's coarse cloth clothes, and stood in the middle of the room with his chest crossed.
The blacksmith shop is not big, but the furnishings are very distinctive, with Ma Xin as the middle line, the left and right are completely symmetrical, the knife and weapon racks placed on the wall, the background wall texture, the chairs, stools, and cabinets placed in the corners are all the same.
Yang An opened the door curtain on the left, Lu Xun opened the door curtain on the right, the two looked at each other, and the performance officially began.
Yang An swished and jumped directly into the room, Lu Xun followed and jumped in.
Yang An carried the burden in his right hand, dusted his head with his left hand, patted his body, and said to himself: "It's raining so hard, my body is wet!" ”
Lu Xun followed suit, and his movements were almost identical: "It's raining so hard, I'm all wet!" ”
The audience suddenly realized and cheered and screamed, it turned out that this is the mirror house!
After Yang An finished dusting off the water on his body, he jumped forward with his feet and jumped: "Hey! ”
Lu Xun learned to jump: "Hey! I ......"
With a bang, the shoes were torn and cracked, it turned out that Lu Xun was stepping on a strong sticky mouse board under his feet, he almost didn't fall this jump, he couldn't jump at all, just came up, and he was rectified!
The audience laughed and watched Lu Xun make a fool of himself, how much damage this show team has, as soon as he entered the door, he put a sticky mouse board under his feet, why not just install a mouse trap!
The sticky mouse board is too strong, Lu Xun can't break free, and he doesn't dare to squat down and break it with his hands, because the hem of the hero's robe is too long, once it touches the sticky mouse board, it is absolutely tattered or broken, and this dress will be explained here!
Lu Xun smiled bitterly, he looked at Yang An, and the expression on his face didn't know how rich.
But Yang An didn't speak, the performance had to continue, Lu Xun could only find a way to jump, he struggled for a long time, and finally determined that the sticky mouse board was fixed on the floor, even if he wanted to jump with the sticky mouse board, he couldn't do it at all!
"Hahahaha, Lu Xun is definitely going crazy today!"
Li Xintong and Rong Feifei, who were waiting for the performance, laughed, they guessed correctly, this game is definitely not that simple!
Lu Xun's sweat was about to drip down, and he finally thought of a way to get rid of the strong sticky mouse board and take off his shoes!
Nima doesn't wear shoes anymore, it's always okay!
When the audience saw Lu Xun's embarrassment, they laughed and gave applause to him who was witty!
Yang An smiled maliciously at Lu Xun, walked up to Ma Xin, picked up a prop foam brick on the table, and said, "Boss, I have a thousand-year-old piece of dark iron here, help me make two swords!" ”
Lu Xun said it as it was, only to see Yang An snap and easily break the foam brick into two, and he held the real "dark iron" and used the strength to eat milk, it was impossible to break it at all, he looked at Yang An, the helplessness on his face......
"Forget it! Let's make a handle! Yang An handed over the two truncated bricks and gave Lu Xun a look that spared you.
Lu Xun learned to move, but he could take a breath!
Ma Xin took the dark iron from the hands of the two heroes in a serious manner, pretended to praise it, and took out two blow arrows: "Why don't you try the new weapon blow arrow in the store?" Blow the arrow in hand, I have it in the world! It is guaranteed to make you improve your martial arts, which is a must-have artifact for killing people and making more goods, and traveling at home! ”
The audience laughed, this line said, killing people and goods, traveling at home, this is too!
Yang An picked it up and blew it casually, it's fine.
Lu Xun was nervous, picked it up and blew it, "let's beep", startled him, and a curly balloon popped up and quickly retracted.
Yang An secretly glanced at him and blew it several times in a row.
Lu Xun is full of black lines, this is to carry out the whole person to the end! How old is he, in his thirties, and he still plays the game of blowing up balloons, so it's not a shame!
Let's toot, let's toot, let's toot...... Lu Xun pinched the blow arrow, not knowing whether to cry or laugh......
Li Xintong and Rong Feifei laughed in the audience, and Li Xintong asked: "It seems that as long as Yang An does the action, there is a problem 100%, and Teacher Lu will definitely be recruited!" ”
Rong Feifei nodded again and again: "The most important thing is that only he and Ma Xin know about the script, and the rest of us don't know about it, so we can't prevent it at all!" ”
The two continued to watch the show, and sure enough, next Ma Xin sold swords and shields to the two heroes, Yang An's hands were all normal, and Lu Xun was made by a thousand strange moves, miserable, plus his expression of crying and laughing, I don't know how funny it is.
Suddenly, there was a voice from the monitoring headphones: "Li Xintong and Rong Feifei are ready to play." ”
The staff brought two handbaskets covered with quilts, handed them to the two women, and coated Li Xintong's two hands with a large piece of black and slimy liquid, and then arranged for them to stand in their respective positions.
On the stage, Yang An suddenly fell to the ground, as if he heard something, and the sound effect was released at the right time, and the atmosphere became tense, as if an enemy was coming.
Lu Xun originally wanted to learn, but when he saw Yang An's position on the ground, his side happened to be the area of the sticky mouse board, and if he was close to the ground, he would definitely have a piece on his face.
Lu Xun could only find a way to move to the side and fool around.
"Who?" Yang An shouted.
"Who?" Lu Xun jumped up and shouted loudly like a frightened bird, his panicked expression amused many people.
Rong Feifei and Li Xintong took the stage and put the basket at their feet, Rong Feifei said to Yang An: "Xianggong, it turns out that you are here!" ”
Li Xintong almost fainted, this line made her at a loss, so she could only learn to say to Lu Xun: "Xianggong, it turns out that you are here!" ”
Rong Feifei held back a smile and asked Yang An: "Why did you run away from marriage?" ”
Li Xintong rolled his eyes, eating and laughing, what kind of bloody line is this? She could only shout: "Why did you run away from marriage? ”
Yang An stood with his hands behind his back, looked up into the distance, and sighed: "I don't love you anymore......"
Lu Xun followed: "I don't love you anymore......"
Rong Feifei said: "You don't love me anymore? Why don't you love me anymore? You negative man, can't you even look at me? ”
Rong Feifei tugged at Yang An's clothes, holding his face with both hands, trying to make him look down at herself.
Li Xintong was about to go crazy laughing, she finally understood what the staff had painted on her hand just now, she laughed so much that she almost couldn't perform, and this sentence was said with intermittent laughter.
She desperately tore Lu Xun's clothes, tore the snow-white robe into rags, and held Lu Xun's cheeks with both hands, and two black handprints suddenly appeared on his face.
Poor Lu Xun, he was learning from Yang An, standing with his hands in his hands, looking into the distance with a lonely face, pretending to be a big man standing up to the sky, and he didn't know what was going on at all.
The two black palm prints on his face are so conspicuous, they are completely like a person's handprints that are shot left and right at him!
The first big high court of the audience appeared, and the audience laughed happily, and the applause and cheers reached the highest.
The tricks in front are just pediatrics, this kind of tricks make people fall into the Tao unconsciously, the key is to catch the way, Lu Xun doesn't know it, he thinks that the performance is in place, and the serious expression on his face is called making the audience laugh!
Lu Xun heard the laughter of the audience and knew that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, and he didn't even know how to get the trick, so he felt aggrieved in his heart!
Yang An said: "Lady, at the moment of the great enemy, my iron sand palm has not been practiced well, so I can't be distracted to fall in love with you!" ”
Lu Xun acted accordingly, Rong Feifei knew the following lines, and she almost didn't laugh: "I know you haven't practiced the iron sand palm yet, so I bought you your favorite Juli grapes, as long as you eat it, you will have great power." ”
Li Xintong finished learning to say this sentence and looked at Rong Feifei.
I saw Rong Feifei lift the basket, lift the cotton cloth, lift a bunch of grapes, and hand it to Yang An.
Li Xintong's heart jumped suddenly, it's not good, there is definitely a problem here!
Li Xintong lifted the cotton cloth on his fruit basket and screamed out, speechless.
She looked at Lu Xun with amusement and pity, tremblingly lifted a bunch of grape-shaped ice lumps, handed them to Lu Xun, and couldn't laugh or cry!
Lu Xun gasped, his eyes were about to fall, this is also a bunch of grapes, but the fruit is not grapes, but an ice hockey ball the size of a ping pong ball!
Yang An sighed lightly: "This is my favorite thing to eat, wow~"
Then he placed the grape on the side of his face, rubbed it gently, and deliberately winked at his own mirror image.
Lu Xun's face was full of grievances, glared at Yang An, he fought, raised the bunch of ice lump grapes, and rubbed it on his face: "This is my favorite thing to eat, wow~~~ Good ice~"
How could Yang An let Lu Xun go so easily? He immediately said, "Let me eat a few!" ”
Click, bite off three grapes, Yang An chewed slowly, looked at Lu Xun, smiled evilly, and raised his eyebrows.
Lu Xun's voice was filled with a cry: "Let me eat...... A few ......"
Director Yang, can I call you brother?
You're really going to let me eat such a big puck? Lu Xun complained.
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