Whenever school is out, the kindergarten gate is warbler Yanyan, so lively.

"Sun Yang! Don't run! A beautiful voice was a kindergarten teacher at the kindergarten, who was worried that this naughty child named Sun Yang would be touched by a bicycle that was speeding through complex road conditions. At this time of school, no matter how wide the road is, it is not enough, not to mention that the road in front of the kindergarten is not very spacious.

Sun Yang's children followed his grandparents to meet him, and the kindergarten teacher breathed a sigh of relief, at this time, she saw a Volkswagen slowly coming, which immediately attracted her attention.

Volkswagen is a Volkswagen brand, which is not eye-catching, however, this Volkswagen is different, and Mr. Bai recognized its name as "Phaeton".

The Phaeton was parked not far away, it seemed that it was here to pick up the children, but the driver was delayed, Teacher Bai wondered, she was trying to see which child's parents, according to her memory, this car seemed to be the first time.

Teacher Bai is a beautiful person, all men who have not been bent will find an opportunity to come over and talk to her, and then look at her smile, which may be the best memory for many men in the entire 24 hours.

Now there was such a man, who came to her side, secretly took a deep breath, as if he wanted to moisten his lungs that had been blackened by real nicotine like nicotine with the scent of shampoo on Mr. Bai's hair.

"Teacher Bai!" This man used all his acting skills to make himself look more handsome and chic, but his expression was as unpopular as a fly that loves to fly and love to fly in the eyes of Mr. Bai. ”

It's really sad, this parent has not known how many times he enthusiastically introduced himself in front of Teacher Bai, but in exchange for a neutral title of "Ni Hong's parent", this title is not much better than passerby A, it seems to imply that parents, you are just an unknown parent in our kindergarten, your name is not worth remembering at all, and I don't want to use the technique of Ebbinghaus's forgetting curve to keep mentioning my name will make me remember, If it weren't for the relationship between BUSINESS, we would have absolutely no intersection, and I hope that we will always maintain a safe distance where both sides feel at ease that "I live at the head of the Yangtze River, you live at the end of the Yangtze River, don't think about you every day, and drink the water of the Yangtze River together".

Ni Hong's parents were not dead, and said: "Teacher Bai, I am not Ni Hong's father, I am just a colleague of Ni Hong's father, this guy relies on himself to be my buddy, and often calls me to pick up their children, I am really ...... Well, I'm actually quite happy to meet Mr. Bai! Even a few seconds are enough to brighten up my 24 hours of inactivity, don't you? ”

Teacher Bai was attracted by his exaggerated statements, which was funny and proud, and gave him an infinitely useful white eye, saying: "Less poor, Ni Hong's parents' colleagues, that is also Ni Hong's prospective parents, and the real parents are the same way, go and pick up the child, don't live up to your buddy's ardent expectations for you." ”

In fact, Teacher Bai was still wondering just now, why is the parent of Ni Hongjiang, one of the most lovely children in the whole kindergarten, such a thing, it turns out that he is not Ni Hong's parents, it is reasonable, it feels like he has just lost the right password.

If you forcibly talk to you, life will really be like a Xiang, so the unreliable colleague of Ni Hong's parents said goodbye to Teacher Bai, and walked through the crowds of children and parents with ease, and came to the small amusement park of Yingying Yanyan.

In the midst of the screams of noisy children, the unreliable colleague saw at a glance the quiet beautiful man and child on the side who was exactly the same as before: Ni Hongchan.

is really a beautiful man-like Ni Hongchan, in fact, there is a confusion in the hearts of unreliable colleagues, although he is not good-looking, this child's father is almost the same as himself, why does someone have such a cute child? Genes are really an unexplainable thing.

An unreliable colleague came to the little beautiful man's side and asked, "Did you listen to the teacher today?" Not naughty, right? ”

This is the third time that this strange uncle has come to pick him up from school, and the little beautiful man is also used to it, and replied: "Not naughty." ”

Unexpectedly, when my uncle heard it, he exploded: "What? Not naughty? Did your dad who didn't know anything teach you? How foolish, foolish as a sheep in the flock! Children must be naughty and grow up in the future to be promising! ”

The little beautiful man was startled: "I...... It's not right to listen to the teacher? You...... You're not the same as what my mom and dad say! ”

Uncle Strange said bitterly: "Let me put it bluntly with you, your father and I are both Loser, we often review our children's careers together, and come to a conclusion: When you are a child, you must be in a hurry, you should shoot when you should shoot, you should scold the street when you should scold the street, in short, you have to be naughty, you see how naughty the monkey was when he was a child, and he can make trouble in the future in the heavenly palace."

Do you know? As soon as I saw you quietly hiding and watching other children play happily, I thought of my ** childhood, I don't want my tragedy to happen to you anymore, because you are the son of my good buddy, and you will definitely get ahead in the future! Got it? ”

Xiao Ni Hong had no choice but to nod as if he didn't understand, but he didn't understand at all.

The strange uncle who remembered the bittersweet memories was still unsatisfied: "Do you have a sweetheart?" ”

Xiao Ni Hong's face turned red, and he snorted: "I'...... I ......" his gaze stole at a little girl in the corner.

Uncle Blame followed his gaze, and sure enough, he found a particularly cute and pink little girl, hehe, the son of a colleague who continued to educate his colleagues: "What's her name?" ”

Xiao Ni Hong: "I don't know, she's not from our class." ”

Strange uncle: "Then you will find an opportunity to ask her what her name is in the future, don't be shy, this is your first step towards becoming a winner in life, and you must win at the starting line." Don't be like Uncle I, the negative textbook of the winner in life, you know? ”

Xiao Ni Hong: "That...... That's embarrassing, it's okay to ask people's names. ”

Strange uncle: "You have finally opened your mind, and preparing to make a move is a good start, and you can also create trouble when you have nothing to do, for example, you can organize a house activity, you need to recruit a husband, a daughter-in-law, a son, a grandson, three generations in the same house, happy, tell her that we are not one of the three families, do you come?" If she agrees, you will beat the snake with a stick, ask her name, and be sure to try to be a husband in the game, raw rice and cooked rice. ”

Xiao Ni Hong: "This ...... My husband is a popular major, I'm afraid everyone will fight for it......"

Blame uncle: "Uncle, my value is to be your military advisor, don't worry, I will give you a clever plan, uncle, although I am a Loser among adults, but it is still easy to be a generation of military advisors for your children." I want to think about it...... Not...... You, think about it, you are the initiator of the family play activity, equivalent to the founder of a start-up company, and the children you organize must give you a little face, so this popular position belongs to you.

However, you can't take all the benefits alone, so you have to play a little trickery. For example, you can say to the children, we take turns to be husbands, today I will come first, tomorrow it will be your turn, the day after tomorrow it will be your turn, but the next day, you organize a few other children to play together, ruthlessly abandon yesterday's playmates, so that you can always be your husband, and the girl you like will always be your daughter-in-law. Uncle's clever plan is well deserved, right? ”

When Uncle Blame, the dog-headed military teacher, was teaching the children, he never expected that the wall had ears, and a teacher suddenly appeared beside him with a smile and teased: "Aren't you teaching bad children?" ”

Uncle Blame was startled, touched his bad heart, and said, "Why are you so elusive?" It was the same last time. ”

The female kindergarten teacher who suddenly appeared was not Teacher Bai, fortunately, if Teacher Bai saw it, it would be a big shame, and she had to find a crack in the ground to get into, and then slowly climb down with the mantle pillar, hiding her merit and fame.

It doesn't matter if the female teacher in front of her is not good-looking, she belongs to the type of rolling around the ground and begging for **.

The unattractive female teacher said: "It's not elusive, how can you find such a living treasure uncle who teaches bad children?" Believe it or not, I'm going to tell your colleagues about your, so that you buddies will turn against each other? ”

Uncle Blame: "The friendship between our buddies is not something you can separate as an outsider, but I have received your threat, how can I be private?" ”

The unattractive teacher had an idea: "You can invite me to dinner, if I remember correctly, you are a bachelor, and you are not in a hurry to go home anyway, so this girl will reward you with a face." ”

Uncle Strange: "Miss Ben, may I ask what is the relationship between Ben Laden and you?" ”

The girl snorted: "Dead ghost! ”

Uncle Blame was tingling when he heard it, it would be nice if it was Teacher Bai, how desirable it is to be flirting and scolding, forget about the female man in front of him. "It's not the life I want".

Ben girl: "Just now I saw that you wanted to talk to my best friend Teacher Bai again, hehe, you men, I know what you think." Teacher Bai is the most watery cabbage in our kindergarten, you men want to be that ugly-looking pig, right? ”

Strange uncle: "Don't mind, it's so cynical to say it so strictly, it's just ...... Can't agree more. ”

This girl laughed: "It's still the same old saying, invite me to dinner, maybe I will inadvertently reveal my best friend's Achilles' heel!" ”

Uncle Strange's eyes lit up, and he was the kind of dirty pig in the eyes of this girl.