Chapter 002: Abandonment of Treatment
Chapter 002: Abandonment of Treatment
Uncle Strange watched Mr. Bai get into a low-key and luxurious Phaeton car, and the loneliness in his eyes could be seen even by a dog on the side of the road.
The girl teased him again: "Yo, are you jealous?" ”
Uncle Blame said, "Cut, it's nothing." I am the most open-minded person, sometimes I have to have it in my life, and I can only YY when I have no time in my life. ”
This girl laughed like a female man again: "It's really open!" That...... You're not going to break your promise and get fat when you invite me to dinner, are you? ”
Uncle Blame: "Look at what you said! A gentleman's word...... Besides, didn't I promise to go somewhere to eat? Now I have discretion in my hands, huh...... I'll open the Xinmeida app here and find a crazy discounted group buy, you wait! ”
Ben girl: "Is it Dianping or Meituan?" ”
Uncle Blame: "Volkswagen? No, no, I hate the public the most, just because of the car I just saw, so I have to avoid it, I'd rather sacrifice 4G traffic to download a Meituan app, oh, no, there is also WIFI here, tell me about the WIFI in your kindergarten. ”
At this time, the child Ni Hong spoke: "Uncle, I want to go home." ”
Uncle Strange's eyes glared: "What are you doing when you go home?" Your parents are not at home, do you go home and drink the northwest wind alone? ”
In fact, Ni Hong didn't like to be with the teacher, and he finally waited until school to finish and didn't expect to have dinner with the teacher, which is really ...... But since Uncle Blame said so, he had to be aggrieved and silent.
"Huh? There is a 99 yuan couple's package here, which looks very good. "Uncle Strange has found a treasure.
Ben: "Hey, there are three of us here. ”
Uncle Strange glanced at the child and said, "Ni Hong doesn't count, it's not as high as the wheel, and he can survive when he slaughtered the city in ancient times." ”
After a while, Uncle Blame denied his plan again: "No, no, it's too far, if you take a taxi, it has already exceeded the starting price, and it's not cost-effective." ”
This girl couldn't help but complain: "Seeing that you are not too young, why didn't you even buy a car?" ”
Uncle Blame calmed down for a moment, and said righteously: "Because I am an environmental low-carbonist, I hate those extravagant and wasteful guys the most, think about it, those guys bought the car back, and drove it by themselves for a few minutes every day?" It's all wasted. Our hot city is also a metropolis with a population of several million, and the traffic is getting more and more congested, and these guys are all harming. ”
This girl smiled ambiguously and couldn't help but expose his **, but she had already made a small calculation in her heart, feeling that this man should not be very middle-class, is she staying away? This kind of person, even a girl like herself who is not good-looking, should be kept away, right? However, I'm not too young, hey...... It's really worrying to think about it, why is he not as beautiful and in good shape as Mr. Bai? Hate hate hate!
Hey? Three jumpers! The strange uncle, who was worried about the expensive cost of taking a taxi, looked happy and beckoned to the three jumpers: "Hey, old driver, this way!" ”
Seeing this "low-carbon" man and the old driver asking for the price and bargaining on the ground, this girl had the urge to turn her head and go, but ...... She doesn't want to miss the opportunity to have a dinner, so forget it, let's bear with it.
In short, she has already classified this man into the category of "no deep friendship" in her heart, in fact, the inner intentions of both parties are the same, but God is doing this, he insists on making these two people who look down on each other into a dinner table, and there is a reluctant child in the middle.
This guy in the threesome didn't even bother to ask the other party's name, he just simply passed through the mouth of the child, and knew that the strange uncle was Uncle Wang, and the strange aunt was Teacher Li.
The three jumpers start, and the wind-like man, woman and boy gallop towards a crazy discounted group buy set menu restaurant. Looking at this speed, it is obviously because the old driver was uncomfortable by Uncle Wang's price pressure, and deliberately made them feel like pushing their backs. There is nothing more uncomfortable in the world than when the price is depressed, it is just pressed to the red line, it is a pity to give up, and the transaction is thin and the profit is thin.
Because the discount was so crazy, the restaurant queued up at the door, and Uncle Wang could only curse in a low voice: "......"
The children had no mobile phones to play, so they could only stare at the "latest iPhone" mobile phone in Uncle Wang's hand with straight eyes, and the eager eyes were really heartbreaking.
Uncle Wang said to the children: "Don't look at it, I don't have a game on my phone." Why didn't your dad buy you a phone? After all, smartphones are now at the price of cabbage. ”
The child blinked: "Mobile phones are not allowed in kindergarten." ”
Uncle Wang faced Teacher Li: "Why? ”
Teacher Li: "Playing too much is not good for children's eyesight. ”
Uncle Wang: "It's inexplicable, but it's none of my business." ”
Mr. Li: "It's a pity that your iPhoneX-Plath doesn't pretend to be a game." ”
Uncle Wang: "Actually, I'm a copycat...... Believe it or not, the Android market. ”
Teacher Li pretended to be very interested while disdainfully: "Really? It's so beautiful, you can't tell it's a copycat at all! ”
Uncle Wang read a little disdain in Mr. Li's eyes, and said eloquently: "We low-carbonists won't buy such expensive mobile phones, just enough to use." ”
Teacher Li smiled: "How much did you buy it?" ”
Uncle Wang: "It's not cheap, if you want 1500, you can buy a Redmi flagship!" I was afraid that the memory would not be enough, so I specially spent 70 yuan to expand the memory to 32G, which was originally only 1430 yuan. ”
Teacher Li: "Wow, it's so expensive, is it easy to use?" ”
Uncle Wang: "Generally, copycat machine, you know, I just want to try it, nothing else, in fact, this is my spare tire machine, today I didn't bring the positive tire machine, so there is no game yet." ”
Mr. Li: "Then what is your positive tire machine?" A genuine iPhone? ”
Uncle Wang laughed: "Where, I'm not a pseudo-low-carbonist, I'm Samsung." I JUST LIKE SAMSUNG'S SUPER-AMOLED SCREEN, WHICH IS POWER-SAVING AND THIN. ”
Teacher Li: "It's so hard to remember the name of the screen, I don't understand it anyway, but Samsung is also very expensive, and you are still pseudo-low-carbon!" ”
Uncle Wang: "Where, where!" My Samsung is less than 800 dollars. ”
Teacher Li was surprised: "Won't it?" What did you just say? There are more than 1,000 spare tire machines, why are the positive tires cheaper? Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? ”
Uncle Wang: "Who knows, I look at the parameters, it looks very good, in fact, it is also very easy to use, what about the right tire, it is impossible to buy a copycat machine, right?" Who knows what these messy manufacturers will put in it, so ...... Alas, I actually feel weird too. Maybe it's because mobile has given Samsung a lot of subsidies. I also blamed myself for being greedy, but my card was connected, and I could only use 2G on my mobile phone, and the network speed was slow, so I had to often come out with a spare tire. I feel like my life is a joke. ”
Teacher Li laughed: "You are so funny! ”
Not only did she smile, but even the people nearby who heard Uncle Wang's words couldn't help laughing.
Uncle Wang diverted his embarrassment and said to Ni Hong: "Ni Hong, have you seen it? If you don't be an iron-blooded man from now on, you may become a loser in life like your Uncle Wang in the future! ”
Xiao Ni Hong nodded solemnly: "Uncle Wang, don't worry, I will definitely not become like you when I grow up." ”
I don't know why, Uncle Wang's heart is even worse.
"King Bomb!" The waiter roared.
Uncle Wang's name finally surfaced, it was really a domineering name, Mr. Li didn't come back to his senses for a long time, and Uncle Wang had already led the children out of this unlucky waiting chair.
The waiter thought the name was funny, and looked at Uncle Wang, who had come to eat, and the latter passed by her calmly.
Sitting down, Mr. Li asked with a smile, "Are you really called Wang Fang?" It's a good name. ”
Wang Fang: "Well, my dad is a migrant worker in the city, he gambles every year when he goes home for the Spring Festival, and often loses all the money he has saved for a year, my mother can't be persuaded to cry and hang, I am such an unlucky child, and there is an unlucky name given by a dead ghost father." ”
Teacher Li stopped laughing at him, and said sympathetically: "It's pitiful! And, really, how do you say that? What wretched man must have hate...... No, no, it's wrong, it should be said that unhappy families have their own misfortunes! Right? ”
Wang Fang: "I don't know, I don't read much, I lie on the plum and smell the flowers, and the lying branch is sad and hateful." Invite to hear the crushed stones, and the wet spring green! ”
Mr. Li was inexplicable for a long time, and kept recalling the meaning of this poem, and waited until he took a sip of Sprite in his mouth to find a laugh, and snorted and sprayed.
Wang Fang was also very happy, such an old joke amused Mr. Li, it seemed how funny he was, or conversely, how old-fashioned Mr. Li was.
Maybe Mr. Li has heard this joke a long time ago, but because of the long time, the joke suddenly deceived the corpse, which made her happy, and she remembered what pleasant things happened when she was young.
"How old are you?" Teacher Li suddenly asked a question.
Wang Zhan: "What are you asking for?" This is not a blind date. ”
Teacher Li: "I see that your hair is a little gray, but your skin is quite white and tender, I can't tell how old you are." It's just a little curious. Do you men also have a strong desire to keep your age secret? ”
Wang Zhan: "What do you think of the clothes I am wearing?" ”
Teacher Li: "...... What's this...... Do you want to hear the truth? ”
Wang Zhan: "Of course, everyone is honest, I like real people the most." ”
Teacher Li: "It's not good! You said that your father was a migrant worker in the city, and you are quite similar! Let's hope it doesn't hurt your self-esteem too much. ”
Wang Zhan: "This is because I have already given up treatment, and I bought clothes and everything at Wal-Mart, which does not hurt my self-esteem, it is just a personal choice." ”
Teacher Li: "Are you still thinking about chasing us Teacher Bai?" Although she doesn't wear particularly expensive clothes, she is also carefully chosen. Not to mention anything else, with your taste, you two are definitely not a good match. ”
Hearing that Teacher Li took the initiative to mention Teacher Bai, Wang Fang followed the stick: "Oh, it's okay, I can change my own, what if I win the lottery one day?" I have 50 million deposits in the bank, but I just forgot the password. Teacher Bai...... What is your name? ”