Chapter 113: Impulsiveness
The cool breeze ripples over the Han River, nibbling on fried chicken and sipping wine, looking at the Banpo Bridge that sprays water in the distance. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info This view is simply stunning, 10 out of 10.
It's a pity that it is two male animals who swim together and drink together, which will ruin the scenery.
"Do you really think you're 007? Even a private yacht? Lin Dong patted the brand-new yacht under him and was full of emotion.
"After watching the last episode of "Running-Man" you appeared on, I realized that water taxis are more profitable." Detective Ah Qi was in high spirits and pointed to the dark distance, "Gangnam District, where the rich are gathered, Yeouido, where financial companies gather, Walkerhill Villa, etc., are all on the edge of the Han River, and the tips for water taxis are much more profitable than before." ”
Lin Dong's heart moved, earning more and earning less is secondary, coming and going freely on the Han River, listening to it is very enjoyable, "How much does this small yacht cost?" ”
"The boat is not expensive, the berthing fee of the private yacht club is expensive, and the location of the private mooring point is not good. Public parking spots, only model drivers like me can apply for operation......"
It sounds like a local tyrant yacht is not as relaxed as a water taxi, which is simply a slap in the face.
"The boat of our friendship has capsized." The friends who usually work hard together suddenly counterattacked, which made Lin Dong very uncomfortable, "If you don't want to capsize, you have to go with me, your broken boat has been requisitioned." ”
"To give or not to pay?"
"What do you say?"
"The friendship boat still capsizes." Ah Qi sat upright with a solemn expression, "As a professional intelligence officer, it's better to distinguish between public and private." Let's get down to business, why are you asking me out? ”
"Do you remember what happened? I thought you were only interested in making money now? Lin Dong opened his laptop, "Look at this private mailbox, there has been no news for many days." What have you done? ”
"No news is good news." Ah Qi is a dead duck with a hard mouth, and he will never admit that he is only busy making money, "What news do you want about protecting people?" Quan Xiaosheng was there, but I arranged a female bodyguard who can fight the best in our A+ detective agency to follow, and it is absolutely no problem. ”
"What about Mr. Chen? I'm really anxious, I'm not in a hurry, I don't dare to do anything these days, I just squat in the hospital and guard, when is it a head?! ”
Lin Dong dropped the fried chicken in his hand, ignored Ah Qi's murderous gaze, wiped it on the brand-new curtain at will, took out a cigarette and lit a faint melancholy.
"Those women who have a physical relationship can pretend to have amnesia and leave the relationship behind; But my mother's relationship will never be clear, and no matter how much I pretend to be crazy and stupid, it's useless. Before, she was unconscious, and the enemy wouldn't threaten me with a vegetative person, but now it's a completely different story. ”
Lin Dong slapped the table irritably, "There is only a thousand days to be a thief, and there is no reason to prevent thieves for a thousand days." How long do you want me to be passively frightened? ”
The curtain that was printed with oil stains, and the dining table that was a little loose, made Ah Qi look constipated, and if he continued like this, the new ship would have to be rebuilt.
"We've tried our best, but China is so big and has so many people; It's not comparable to this small place in Kimchi Country. With a fictitious plastic surgery rendering, it is really not easy to find someone, and it will take some time. ”
"How much longer?"
"It's not for sure, three or five days, or three or five years. If you're worried about Mrs. Lin, hire more bodyguards. ”
Lin Dong shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Bodyguards are not a thing after all, many rich people abroad dare to wander on the street on bicycles, there is no reason for us to be afraid of living like a sling." And there will always be times when passive defense is negligent. ”
"What the hell is wrong with you, you are talking and hesitating." Ah Qi finally found that something was wrong with Lin Dong, and it was not at all like in the past when he didn't agree with him.
"I'll go back to China, go back to Mr. Chen's territory, use myself as bait, and fish him out."
Detective Ah Qi was startled, "You don't want to die?" In South Korea, they dare to use guns, and when they go back to their land, one person can drown you with a mouthful of spit. ”
"That's why I'm going to consult with you to perfect this plan. I initially planned to set the location in Beijing, after all, it is the capital, and the law and order can be trusted. ”
Ah Qi nodded, "Indeed, petty theft may exist; They didn't dare to show heavy firearms either. It's pretty reliable, but if they don't have an advantage, they shouldn't act rashly, everyone knows your skills. ”
"Pretending to be drunk, pretending to be drugged, and abandoning martial arts, probably this is the idea." Lin Dong scratched his head, invincible and lonely.
"It's not easy to act like this, it's better to pretend to be made into a soft-footed shrimp by a woman......" Ah Qi suggested obscenely.
"It's okay, the details will be improvised. The only difficulty now is the venue and the finish. I'm really not familiar with Beijing, where to start a fight will not alarm the local police, how to deal with injuries after the fight, how to find out how to find my head, a lot of problems are very difficult to deal with. ”
Lin Dong is no stranger to starting a group fight, but how to wash the floor is difficult. In South Korea, you can mess around, and it's a big deal to be deported back to your country. In my hometown, it won't work, if you don't wash the floor cleanly, and if you are targeted by the police, you will die.
"This has to be reasonable and reasonable, I don't know what kind of fight scale and what kind of equipment to use now......"
The two launched an in-depth discussion on how to start a group fight. However, there was no unanimous consensus, so we had to discuss it at a later date.
"What excuse do you want to use to lure them in? Too obvious a game can't fool people. ”
"I was going back to China to buy some tonics, but I didn't know what to buy. Then send a message to all your friends, or ask them to forward the message to their relatives and friends. Lin Dong turned on the computer and even drew up a draft, "What do you think of such a reason to return to China?" ”
"Makes sense. It can also be spread to everyone, but there are loopholes, and you don't have to go to Beijing when you go back, you used to mix in Guangzhou. ”
"No, I was invited to Beijing. Bald actor Uncle Ge. Lin Dong added with a smile.
"Absolutely." Ah Qi could only give a thumbs up and mourn for a second for the bald actor who was used. "Okay, I'll go back to my colleagues in China to ask about the situation and see if I can solve the problem of washing the floor."
……
The boat didn't capsize, and the wind and waves were calm and peaceful for the night, like the calm before a storm.
On the third day after Dong's mother woke up, Lin Dong was still in the ward, skillfully peeling the apple until the peel broke in two and fell to the ground with a "click".
"If you have something, just say it!" Dong's mother glanced at it casually, and saw through her son's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
Lin Dong was silent for a moment, and continued to peel the apple, from the beginning to the end.
"I'm going to go back to my country for a few days and take care of some things."
Dongma didn't ask for a few days, nor did she ask anything, "And then?" ”
Lin Dong had to shake his head and sigh, it was too difficult to fool the old mother. Holding the laptop, click on the Chinese version of Baidu Encyclopedia, "If there is anything, you can contact these two people, Liu Renna and Zheng Xiuyan." ”
Dong's mother didn't look at the computer at all, but stared at Lin Dong intently.
For a long time, Dongma's eyes were a little full of tears, she sniffed, and forced herself to cry, "I have an impulsive personality, and your father has a stable personality." And you, both impulsive and steady, do things before you expect to win and defeat. As a child, you wouldn't have mistaken if you hadn't found a scapegoat first. You are now like an explanation, an explanation of the future. ”
Lin Dong was stunned, speechless, and silently clicked on the laptop to refresh and refresh.
"Alas, men shouldn't let women gossip when they do things. I'm not going to stop you, I just want to know what's going on. What if, what if...... Alas. ”
"I want to avenge my father and relieve our worries."
"How sure are you?"
"Ninety percent!"
"Huh?"
The familiar tone word, but the person who used it became his mother, Lin Dong had to touch his nose and admit it, "Seventy percent sure." ”
"Then go ahead and do it."
So smooth? Lin Dong was stunned again, looking at the old mother strangely.
"Look at what! Didn't I just tell you, your dad is the steady one, if it were me? Thirty percent of the success rate dares to do. ”
"Uh, Galeries Lafayette mighty!"
"Stinky boy, introduce me to my daughter-in-law." Dong Ma pointed to the computer and said.
"Actually, they're not daughters-in-law yet, it's just that, that." Lin Dong blushed a little, and it felt so weird to discuss this matter with his mother.
"It's all entrusted to the future, where does it matter if they get the certificate or not." Dong's mother twisted Lin Dong's ears, "What about Xianyi?" Don't tell me I haven't done it with Xianyi. I can see through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys at a glance. ”
"Xianyi really can't be counted, at most it's just a little Mi." Lin Dong said shyly.
"Ahh Dong's mother used her two-finger meditation to pinch Lin Dong's ears and rotate them 360 degrees, "I'm too lazy to care about you, let's introduce it quickly." ”
"Oh." Lin Dong turned the page of the child-faced female devil, "This is called Liu Renna, with a delicate body and a small milk voice, she is an actor, radio DJ, and host......"
"Charming, too charming, like a vixen." Dong Ma looked at it carefully for a while, "Next." ”
"Ugh." Lin Dong could only mourn for the female devil for a few seconds, and opened the next Baidu Encyclopedia, "This is Zheng Xiuyan, a member of South Korea's No. 1 female idol group, with a beautiful voice and a good figure, white skin and beautiful appearance, easy to push down ......"
"It's cold, it's too cold, it's like an ice cube." Dong Ma once again made a god-like summary.
Lin Dong could only mourn in silence for the Queen of the Iceberg, and he couldn't refute it.
"According to me, it's still reliable. It's not pretty, but it's beautiful, and it's safe to use. ”
"Whew!" Lin Dong expressed a different opinion for the first time, "You just fancy Min Xianyi's Chinese." If these two also know Chinese, you may not know which corner of Xianyi will be lost. ”
"Ah, how can you tear down the mother's platform like this." Dong's mother used the two-finger meditation to teach Lin Dong the truth of being a son, "I want to meet them." ”
"Uh, okay."
(To be continued.) )