"Knock knock, which one is your girlfriend?"

After Dong Ma woke up, she rested for a day, forbidden to visit, and slowly learned what happened after the coma. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Then the next day, Dong Ma was scared silly, and the ward turned into a dazzling star show.

Except for the two women who left after slapping Lin Dong, they didn't come. Other female celebrities, who are close or alien, ambiguous or not ambiguous, all come to visit one by one; Quan Xiaosheng and Liu Renna were even dressed up in fancy ways, and they came to worship the mountain openly. But it's all useless, chickens and ducks talk, they can't communicate, and Dongma doesn't know who they are.

"What about you, which one do you think is better?" Lin Dong played a dumb riddle and threw the question back to his mother.

"They all look like fairies, but they're too beautiful. It's not practical to marry a wife, it's better to be a first. There is a way to run a family, cooking vegetables, cooking, laundry and folding quilts, although the appearance is not as beautiful as those girls, but it is beautiful......"

Min Xianyi is preparing food, straining the soup residue and picking the bones. Suddenly hearing this, his face was full of black lines, is this a compliment or a loss? Sure enough, if there is a son, there must be a mother, "Mrs. Lin, don't talk nonsense, I understand." ”

"I know, I just said it to you on purpose." Dongma looked at Min Xianyi with a smile, and the more she looked at it, the more reliable she became.

This time it was Lin Dong's turn to have a black line on his face, and among his several women, Min Xianyi was the most inconsistent with Dongge's aesthetics, "Mom, don't mess with the mandarin duck spectrum, it's impossible for me to be with Xianyi." ”

"Why are you still asking me for my opinion? I don't understand what other people say. I know a Min Xianyi. ”

"Ugh." Lin Dong was stunned, and had to admit that this was another sad story, "I will let them learn Chinese well." ”

"Hehehe. They? Dong Ma smiled with a victor, "Little cub, did you leak your mouth, are you still playing mystery with me?" I don't want to think about who you learned all those tricks from. I've long felt that a few girls are looking at you wrong. ”

"After talking for so long, you're tired, so rest early." Lin Dong picked up his laptop and prepared to escape.

"I don't care who you like, hurry up and get me a little bit out. It's better to be as cute as Dingding. ”

When Lin Dong heard this, he almost rushed to the street, "Giving birth to a baby is all by heaven's will, and it can't be customized." I can only try to find genetically good ones, and strive to be as cute as Ding Ding. ”

"Fuck off, it's a fake trick that you can't practice. If you dare to take the initiative, there should be one similar to Ding Ding by now. ”

"Okay, I can't talk about you, I'll get out!" Lin Dong was waiting outside the hospital with a notebook, waiting for Min Xianyi.

……

Dong's mother repelled her son as soon as she said a word, and immediately turned the gun and pointed at Min Xianyi, "You should hurry up, it's easy to tie up a man, just get a baby out." ”

"I have nothing to do with him." Min Xianyi sat on the edge of the bed and began to feed Mrs. Lin soup.

"It's useless to have a hard mouth. When I first woke up, I smelled your perfume on that little cub. Dongma sniffed and sniffed a few hard, "You are lightly scented, if you don't hug each other, it is impossible to get the smell of perfume." ”

Min Xianyi's head suddenly became big, this pair of strange mother and son is too ghostly, it's not easy to fool; I had to use the Dafa of Ten Thousand Souls to divert the topic, "Mrs. Lin, why did you just say: Lin Dong should have a child similar to Ding Ding?" ”

"Alas~~" Dongma sighed leisurely, stopped eating, and fell into memory mode, "Do you know who came up with the name Ding Ding?" ”

"Could it be Lin Dong?"

"No, but it's pretty much the same. Ding Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong. Dong Ma muttered, her eyes a little moist, "Dong Dong is Lin Dong's nickname, but Ding Ding has been used by two people." One is the little girl who came here in the afternoon, and the other is her aunt. ”

"Auntie?" Min Xianyi's Chinese level is average, and he is a little unsure, "Is that the sister of Minister Wang Wen?" ”

"Well, Wang Wen's sister Wang Wei. We have a saying there that is: nephews are more like uncles, and nieces are more like aunts. Dongma wiped her tears, "The current Ding Ding looks seven or eight points similar to Wang Wei." ”

"Wang Wei is Lin Dong's girlfriend?" Based on various information, Min Xianyi felt that this speculation was correct.

"No, but it's pretty much the same." Dongma slapped her face again, how could the non-mainstream make you guess? "Lin Dong is one year older than Wang Wei. In order to go to the same university, that silly boy gave up the prestigious school. insisted on repeating his studies for a year, and followed Wang Wei to the same foreign language university. Then for four whole years, until he graduated from college, this stupid boy didn't confess. ”

Min Xianyi's face is full of black lines, this treatment is too bad. If you don't agree with each other, you will get on the horse and carry a gun; Others are all kinds of pushing and pulling for years.

"Then Wang Wei, is she dead?" Min Xianyi once again boldly speculated.

"No, but it's pretty much the same." Dong Ma used the same words to slap her face for the third time, "The earthquake, the natural disaster with tens of thousands of casualties, disappeared under such circumstances." Alas, only that stupid boy insisted that Wang Wei was not dead. ”

Min Xianyi was dumbfounded when he heard it, how could the infatuation story not fit a person like Lin Dong.

"Don't believe it. Wang Wei's funeral was attended by me on his behalf. It was at that time that I saw a little girl who was more than a year old, Ding Ding, and Wang Wen. Dong's mother remembered what happened afterward, and her tears couldn't stop soaring, "Not long after that funeral, it was Lin Dong's graduation ceremony, and it was also at that time that our family had a car accident, and the old man also went to ......"

"Woo, woo~~ That, that stupid boy has persevered until now, and I don't know how he survived. It's all my mother's fault, woo~~woo~~woo~~"

Min Xianyi was stunned for a moment, and seemed to have opened a topic that should not be opened, so he had to hug Mrs. Lin and comfort him softly, "Everything will be fine, you have to take care of your body." ”

……

Lin Dong waited left and right, and smoked most of the box of cigarettes before he saw Min Xianyi walking out of the hospital with a thermos pot.

"It's just soup, why is it so long?"

Min Xianyi didn't answer this at all, and stared at Lin Dong for a while, "I know who Ding Ding looks like." ”

"Ahem, ahem! Huh? Lin Dong was so frightened that he almost swallowed the cigarette in his mouth, "I don't know what you are talking about, hurry up and get in the car." I still have things to do. ”

Lin Dong snatched the thermos flask from Min Xianyi's hand, threw it into the tail box of the sheepboy, and then rudely put the helmet on the woman's head.

Min Xianyi didn't move the whole time, but still looked at Lin Dong directly, "I didn't expect a bastard like you to play with affection." When will you have to wait until you forget about the past and start again? ”

"Can't you get in the car?" Lin Dong twisted the accelerator twice, and the motorcycle "boomed".

"If you don't say it, don't say it, Ding Ding runs in the company every day, and sooner or later someone will find out who she looks like." Min Xianyi got on the motorcycle and put his arms around Lin Dong's waist.

"Your first task as a secretary is to evaluate those alternative kindergartens for Ding Ding, how is the inspection now? It's almost time for school to start. ”

"Yikes!" Min Xianyi's mouth opened wide, and he ate several mouthfuls of cold air, and his heart was cold, "You, you have even thought about this in advance?" ”

"Uh-huh."

Min Xianyi was cold, these two mothers and sons were so terrible, they thought about everything one step ahead of others.

"Hey, what's the fuss. Hurry up and make a work report, you have more than one secretary position, but also director's assistant, celebrity public account consultant, catering software consultant and other titles. Lin Dong is proud of his creativity, and the secretary who receives several salaries is no one. The income of a small idol is not necessarily as high as that of this secretary.

Min Xianyi was not so cheeky, "My occupations are just nominal salaries, which is not good." ”

"What's so bad about this, I give advice, I don't have a dime of salary, who else will I give it to if it doesn't go to you?" If the director does not receive a real position, he will not be paid, and this cheating system makes Lin Dong hate itchy. "Hurry up, what's happened to Kakao in the past two days?"

"We JYP and you ......"

"What 'we JYP', hell, you're no longer JYP's people. Figure it out, you're Lin Dong's man now! ”

Min Xianyi was stunned, his identity changed a little too suddenly, and he didn't get used to it for a while.

"Inside. After we reached a settlement with JYP, the fan groups that protested broke up. It's just that the government has begun to study whether Kakao's revelations violated privacy......"

"Study a hair, let's break the news that the official account is playing so fiercely, and it will inevitably compromise in the end. Now it's up to the government to see who comes out to receive this credit and what benefits it can give us. When you go to work tomorrow, you go and tell Kim Fan-so: Next year is the election year, you should be cautious when standing in line, and stand in the middle if you don't think about it. ”

Min Xianyi was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth this time, and the little secretary actually encountered a political incident within two days of going to work. This nerve boss, who is sometimes funny and sometimes cold, has a life span that is too outrageous.

"Why are you dumb again? To figure it out, you are no longer a female star who has to look forward and backward when you speak; Just say what a little secretary wants to say. ”

"Uh, okay. I just want to know, how do you think you should take sides? ”

"It's hard to say, look at the trend, the United States elected the first black president, Germany elected the first female chancellor, and many countries have elections in recent years that are non-mainstream. If I choose to take sides, I will focus on those who are innovative. You just told Kim Fan-so in this way, this is my opinion. ”

The little secretary was speechless, she had just been slapped in the face by the old lady, and now she was frightened by her son. You must be calm, Min Xianyi, you can do it.

"Huh~~Huh~~" After taking a few deep breaths, Min Xianyi asked, "Does the election also talk about trends?" ”

"Are elections elected by the people? Do the people talk about the trend? Your intelligence is really touching, as the saying goes, love makes people stupid. You don't have to do this, you can't fall in love with me, you know? Lin Dong hesitated for a moment, and finally decided to mend the knife, "Don't listen to my mother's nonsense, it's impossible for us, Brother Dong doesn't like you." ”

"Inside, I see. It's a deal. "Min Xianyi can't wait to kill this bastard, and always complains that I have small breasts and no meat.

"You can't fall in love with anyone else, you know? Dong Ge has a spiritual cleanliness habit, and he doesn't like to eat the dishes he has tasted and can't let others eat them. ”

"Know! Road! Hoo! Min Xianyi exploded in Lin Dong's ears with full of anger, and the sudden high decibel almost scared Lin Dong into crashing.

"You're sick, are you so idle?" Lin Dong hugged the pair of jade hands on his waist and pulled down a few inches, "It's work, little secretary." ”

Min Xianyi's face was flushed, lying on Lin Dong's back, rubbing the rolling pin with both hands, while babbling about the company's affairs.

……

Lin Dong turned on the mode of listening and not talking, and sent Min Xianyi downstairs to the JYP dormitory, and then said: "Buy a car, and then change places to live." If you don't have enough money, come to me. ”

"I'm just a little secretary, so I don't want your money!" Min Xianyi rushed upstairs with a thermos flask, shouting and venting as he walked.

"Another female nerve."

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