Then the picture slowly disappears, and the striking red letters are highlighted line by line on the white page......

"As long as you are single, you can apply for a blind date. There are the most special men here, there are men who are most in line with the dreams of women on earth, and all arrangements are free. But first of all, these men are aliens!

The only requirement is that you must keep every blind date confidential, otherwise others will think you are crazy when they hear it.

For every female customer who can survive five blind dates and is not dead or crazy, this website will have a mystery reward.

If you confirm the above terms, please click Agree below. ”

I went from being casual to being stunned...... What the hell is this?

Aliens, Extraterrestrial, Extraterrestrial, Extraterrestrial...... Neuropathy! I pressed my hand on the mouse, turned the arrow to "Disagree" next to the "Agree" box, clicked.

There was a "tick" sound from the speaker, and "Ding Dong" jumped out of a box again:

"Think about it again, all the information on this website is true and valid, all fees are free for applicants from the earth, and this is the only place where 'age is not a problem, height is not a distance, region is not a difference, weight is not a stress, and gender does not matter'."

Nima, it's annoying. Just like many bundled software deletions, ask again and again if you really want to delete them.

Without hesitation, I moved the arrow over the "Continue" box and clicked the mouse.

"Ding Dong" jumped out of a box again: "Dear, this is your last chance." Trust once, give yourself a chance, this website can give you a universe! ”

A universe, such a big breath, the old lady doesn't need the universe, just a suitable man...... I looked at the name of the website at the top, "Universe Blind Date Network", what a ghost blind date website, I have never heard of it. None of the NASDAQ-listed dating sites promise to be free, and this site keeps saying it's free.

For me, who has been thrifty, I may have been touched by the two tempting words "free". The arrow is in the "Last Continue" box, and I haven't clicked on it for a long time......

Maybe, maybe try it, it shouldn't be a virus...... The virus is the virus, in the current computer at least 500G today, this computer is as slow as an old scalper trailer, sometimes look at online shopping, there is a video of the product web page to open for half a day. It's really a virus that can scrap a computer, so it's just a good time to replace it and buy a new one.

Finally, the arrow moved to the right of the "Last Continue" box and clicked on it.

After a slight noise from the "Gollum" computer host, a registration form popped up on the screen, with only four items on it: name, age, height, and gender, and there was also a parenthetical note: (This website does not require you to provide any proof of academic qualifications, because the alien customers here are more intelligent than humans.) Age is not a problem, height is not distance, region is not a difference, weight is not pressure, and gender has nothing to do with this is the only one. ）

I really know how to market, but life experience tells me that the door is very correct about this thousand-year-old precept in a certain way.

Numbly, I entered the information one by one...... I feel like I must be crazy to believe that there is such a thing, aliens...... But during this time, many UFO photos have been published and disclosed on various websites, maybe there are really aliens?

Whatever, it may just be a gimmick, as long as it's free, it doesn't matter what website it is, anyway, it's almost forty years old, and you can only spend money in vain and can't find a man on any blind date site.

Fill it all in and click "Confirm"!

The computer screen immediately began to sprinkle flowers, and among the various colorful petals, an eye-catching banner was as big as the initial font: "Thank you for becoming a member of our cosmic blind date network, you will receive our most thoughtful service." Remember to go on a blind date, not make friends. Now start picking the person you want to go on a blind date, you can use the conditional search engine below. ”

1. Your desired age (you can choose from 1 to 100,000 years old)

My eyes widened...... What kind of plane, there was a "casual" choice next to it, so I chose casual.

The second one is my mouth wide open...... 2. Your desired height (can be selected: 1.5 meters to 2.1 meters, if there are other requirements, please indicate in others, this website has one millimeter to three hundred and thirty-five meters to choose from.) ）

This joke is too serious, isn't it...... There is still a "casual" selection key, clicked.

Article 3: You wish to seek (male or male; female or female; intersexual; Neuter; Other genders)

This, this, this...... I finally laughed, this is the funniest dating site I've seen in this time, or even in my life.

Well, since they are so serious about joking, I will also fill in the next serious thing. So I chose "male".

4. Male income: (annual income 0 to 5 billion US dollars)

In the case of US dollars, the current exchange rate is 6.5 or 6.3, as if the US dollar has appreciated in the previous stage...... Then choose at least 20,000 yuan, isn't the predecessor earning tens of thousands, finding one who also earns tens of thousands.

5. Appearance: (according to the earth's standards: there are a total of 1 to ten, ten grades to choose from, the higher the score, the more handsome it is, from the ugly who dies when you see it to the handsome who vomits blood to death,)

This one also has it, it's too detailed, what kind of website is this...... If six is a passing grade, then at least five.

6. Education: (Earth Education: No Education to 73 Doctoral Degrees; Alien Planet Education: No Education to 231)

7. Family members: (up to 10 million) ......

8. Personality: introverted, extroverted, dual personality, multiple personality (select the number to indicate this, up to 100)......

There are more than 20 items in total, and there are additional items at the end, and the additional items indicate that they can be filled in or not, and I don't have that good patience and chose to submit.

This computer is really slow, and there are a lot of pieces installed, so the speed is very slow. It seems that it should be sorted out, and all the Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, Thai dramas and other dramas that I have watched and no longer need have been deleted.

Wait, wait, a planet is painted in the center of the white patch, and there is a small line of words "Trying to load......

Finally over, a few lines of small words popped out: (This website has selected the most suitable blind date for you according to your requirements.) This is the first place, please arrive on time. If there is an accident, please call the number to explain the situation, and do not let the aliens leave a bad impression that the earthlings are not punctual.

Things you must follow: 1. Don't promise to be a spouse until you know it, marriage on some planets is dangerous. 2. Don't say love and like, the two words "some planets" have a different meaning. 3. If there are opinions and dangers, please call the following number immediately, and a professional matchmaker will solve your problems. Again, all one qiē is free. The rest can be according to personal requirements, and this website is not responsible for any personal behavior, including one-night / stand, etc. ）

There is also a message with the time, location, and a mobile phone number.