Chapter Sixty-Nine: I've Fried Fritters Before
At noon, Song's mother received a phone call and immediately frowned.
Song Jiajia knocked on the melon seeds and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Song's mother said: "Duoduo wants to hold a sports meeting, but your brother-in-law is not in China, how can your father have old arms and legs, how can he do this?" ”
Song Jiajia said: "Hey, ready-made people don't need it, isn't Yang Liu idle?" ”
Mother Song said, "Is this appropriate?" ”
Song Jiajia said: "It doesn't matter if he's suitable or not, he's always a man!" I'm going to call him! ”
"Willow!" "Willow!"
Yang Liu hurriedly walked out and asked, "Why are you calling me?" ”
Song Jiajia said: "Hurry up and put on makeup, let's go to school together!" ”
Yang Liu said: "What do you do in school?" ”
Song Jiajia said: "My sister's children have a lot of sports meetings, my sister is busy, and my father usually asks about the next things, but after all, he is old, and he naturally has to share some of the burden as a child, so let's go this time!" ”
Yang Liu whispered: "It's okay, just change your brain, I'll play chess with your father for a while, and it is estimated that I won't survive tomorrow!" ”
Song Jiajia said: "My dad is so powerful? ”
Yang Liu said: "It's more powerful than you think!" ”
encountered this kind of unexpected interesting thing, and the program team naturally couldn't ask for it, so they dragged Yang Liu into the car and began to prepare.
The makeup artist is a god who destroys the handsome willow in minutes!
Look at this appearance again: Ho! Broom eyebrows, big eyes, face as black as a freshly dued briquette, and an extra ** mole on the chin!
Yang Liu couldn't cry out: "Why did you turn me into this? Isn't that miserable? Let's go to the sports meeting, and it's not a drama and burlesque meeting! ”
Song Jiajia bit her lip and forced a smile: "It's good, I think, at least no one knows you anymore, as a star, what a rare thing it is to appear on the street openly!" ”
Yang Liu said: "It's true that no one knows me, I don't even dare to recognize myself!" Ay? Why don't you wear makeup? ”
Song Jiajia said: "The sports meeting, of course, the man shows up, I just need to wear a mask and sunglasses!" ”
Yang Liu sighed: "is also a public figure, why is the treatment so much worse?" ”
Today the weather is fairly warm and there is almost no wind.
On the edge of the playground of the "East University and Elementary School", there was a little boy in a red down jacket, he was far away from the crowd, the old god was there, and his eyes were rolling.
Song Jiajia greeted: "Duoduo! Lot! ”
The little boy was pleasantly surprised: "Auntie? How did you get here! ”
Song Jiajia said: "If grandpa comes, take the penultimate one, are you happy?" ”
Duoduo said: "That's right! Belch...... This uncle ......"
Song Jiajia said: "Oh, he is a friend of my aunt, you can call Uncle Yang!" ”
Duoduo said politely: "Hello Uncle Yang! You're my aunt's assistant, right? Or the driver? ”
Song Jiajia laughed uncontrollably, the flowers and branches trembled, I don't know if I thought she was electrocuted!
Yang Liu's fragile heart was hit by 10,000 points, and he said angrily: "Little pot friend, have you ever seen such a temperamental driver?" ”
Duoduo said: "Yes, I really haven't seen such an ugly thing!" ”
Yang Liu: "......"
Duoduo's homeroom teacher, Teacher Wang, is very responsible and vigilant, she pulled Duoduo and asked, "Duoduo, who are these two uncles and aunts, why don't you see your grandfather?" ”
Duoduo said: "Oh, grandpa watches TV with his family, how can he have the body to participate in the sports meeting...... This is my aunt...... And...... Uncle ......"
Song Jiajia was wearing sunglasses and couldn't see her expression, but Yang Liu was smiling, hehe, good boy! Sensible! If you're not careful, we'll level up!
Teacher Wang said: "Hello, hurry up, let's start immediately!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Oh, okay, thank you!" ”
Song Jiajia whispered: "Duoduo! What nonsense are you talking about? Who's your uncle! ”
Duoduo said: "Hey, I know you have been wronged, but the teacher won't let you in, but you don't want to be an irrelevant idler!" ”
Song Jiajia said: "So that's the case, Duoduo is so smart!" ”
Yang Liu's face twitched, unable to speak.
Duoduo raised his head and asked, "Uncle Yang, do you think we will get the first place and get that learning machine?" ”
Yang Liu said modestly: "Isn't that learning machine for us?" ”
Duoduo's face is full of suspicion!
On the school's playground, Mr. Wang announced the rules of the competition: there will be three competitions, each of which will produce a champion, and finally the winner will be selected from the three champions and the grand prize will be awarded.
Before the start of the competition, there is also a group tug-of-war, and the winning parents and children will receive a small gift such as a stationery box and pencils.
More than 40 chaotic fathers were divided into two groups, tightly holding on to the rope as thick as a child's arm, waiting for the teacher's order, and the mothers and children, who could not intervene, watched from a distance and waved their flags enthusiastically.
Yang Liu consciously went to the end, bored and only yawned.
For him, this level of competition is like a gift, and he is sure that he will be able to pull a rhinoceros down in three seconds.
When the whistle sounded, all the people held their strength, and the thick rope immediately stretched straight, and there were those who gritted their teeth, and those who were red-faced and red-eared, and the sound of cheering came and went, and a hard tug-of-war began.
Duoduo looked at the lazy and immobile willow in puzzlement, and suddenly asked, "Auntie, why doesn't my uncle work hard?" What is he doing, is he sleepy? ”
Song Jiajia can't say to a child that someone is lazy, right? She had no choice but to hesitate and say: "Perhaps, your Uncle Yang is saving the body and striving to be a blockbuster in the next competition!" ”
Duoduo suddenly realized: "Hmm! I can't see it, I look a little miserable, and my head is quite smart! ”
Yang Liu originally thought that he might be able to win without much effort with the big stream, but his group gradually showed its decline, and seeing that the little flag was about to cross the line, he couldn't help but sigh and pull it gently.
Everyone felt an irresistible force, and it came in an instant.
Hulala, on the lawn, both opponents and comrades fell to the ground, and Yang Liu's group won an undisputed KO victory.
Someone with an innocent expression gestured a scissor hand in the direction of Duoduo and calmly walked past the scene where people were turning over on their backs!
Duoduo jumped up with a "yes"!
Song Jiajia was a little puzzled, she had been paying attention to Yang Liu, and when she was about to lose, this person turned the tide of the battle with just a pull, and many strong male parents even threw themselves on the ground ugly, the scene was exaggerated and funny, is this a coincidence, or ......
Mr. Wang was also surprised to distribute small gifts, and after careful inspection, no one was injured, so he was relieved to announce the official start of the first "chopsticks and ball" competition.
The so-called "chopsticks and ball" game, playing is a very earthy hand-eye cooperation, parents and children hold wooden chopsticks, to clip out the soaking table tennis ball in the bucket, put it in the empty bucket next to it, a total of forty, the first to complete the winner.
This thing is slippery and hands-free, and it is much more difficult to operate than imagined, especially for children, and it is an impossible task to complete.
Yang Liu suddenly raised his hand and said, "Teacher Wang, can you use both hands at the same time?" ”
Teacher Xiao Wang was stunned: "If you are sure that both hands can be used flexibly, then the results will be judged to be valid, but I will supervise on the spot, and those who cheat will be directly disqualified from the competition." ”
Several parents were greatly inspired and grabbed two pairs of chopsticks with Yang Liu, eager to try. But most people chose to remain silent.
Duoduo raised his little face and said, "Uncle, I can't even hold food at home, will we lose this level?" ”
Yang Liu laughed and said, "I'm afraid, there is me." ”
Teacher Xiao Wang gave an order, and the parents and children all moved in a hurry.
For the fairness of the game, Teacher Xiao Wang deliberately stayed by Yang Liu's side, staring at this unreliable parent who had just made a ridiculous request.
Soon she was shocked!
When others have not mastered the skills of this kind of exercise and are still struggling, Yang Liu has already started work left and right, one in each hand, without mistakes and without pauses!
"One, two, three, four......"
Looking at that posture, it's as simple as sandwiching peanuts on a plate, and it doesn't take much effort at all.
In less than a minute, someone not only won, but also broke the school's history that had been dusty for years.
Teacher Wang was dumbfounded: "How did you do it?" ”
In Duoduo's infinite adoring gaze, Yang Liu said embarrassedly and shyly: "What, I used to fry fritters for three years......"
Teacher Wang: "......"