The second event is the freestyle 100-meter run, in which parents carry their children on their backs and have to carry two small buckets in their hands.

The child must not fall to the ground, and the water must not be spilled too much, and the first one wins.

When Yang Liu heard about this project, he couldn't help but smile. He suddenly remembered when he was young, when he was running wildly at night with a weight of 50 kilograms, when he was carrying a flat round iron block that he jokingly called "Wang Ba Lid", and once he fell down with all his strength to the sky, and he really couldn't turn over like a turtle.

Duoduo worried: "Uncle, every time my mother carries me, she says that I am so heavy, or we will abstain from this level, and we will take the first place in the next level!" ”

I didn't expect this little guy to be so sensible, and Yang Liu, who has always been extremely confident in his body, said with confidence: "It's nothing, uncle is just thinking, how far ahead do you have to be?" Don't let them lose too ugly! Hey, Duoduo, you're going to have to catch up on Uncle later...... My uncle used to have a nickname called 'Electric Motor'......"

Duoduo nodded solemnly, and Mr. Wang, who was full of black lines next to him, floated by......

"Ready...... Begin! ”

While everyone was still moving cautiously on the starting line, someone had already scurried out without taking a cloud with them.

No one noticed that when the young man who stood out from the crowd ran fast, he remained completely horizontal and motionless from the knee up, and did not spill even a single thing out of the bucket.

Duoduo lay on his back and shouted excitedly, "It's so fast! It's faster than when my mother took me back to the countryside to ride black hair! ”

Yang Liu was curious: "Who is the black hair?" ”

Duoduo said crisply: "Mom said, the tall one is a pony, and the short black hair should be a little donkey......

Yang Liu stumbled and almost fell.

There was no suspense that someone had once again taken the first place, undoing the efforts of the school staff who were preparing for the third job.

Duoduo proudly ran all over the field: "Two to zero!" We've won the championship ahead of schedule! The learning machine is mine! ”

The absolute strength made the originally lively sports meeting boring, and Mr. Xiao Wang, as one of the organizers, had a very embarrassed expression on his face. She reluctantly picked up the microphone and was about to start announcing the end of the game, when suddenly a thin parent with a pointed chin jumped out!

"I'm not convinced!"

The crowd fell silent in an instant.

Yang Liu was stunned and glanced at this good man who was less than 1.7 meters tall, and couldn't help but prick up his ears to listen carefully to his high theory.

Teacher Wang's eyes lit up: "This parent, that gentleman has absolutely no suspicion or chance of cheating, and his championship is well deserved!" What is your disagreement? Speak up and let everyone hear about it! ”

Under the attention of everyone, he cleared his throat and said, "The game is not fair!" I'm not convinced! ”

Yang Liu couldn't help but say: "You can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" I said brother, all the things used in the competition are provided by the school, can you tell me what's wrong? ”

Pointed chin and shouted: "Everyone, please look! This guy has big hands and long legs, and we compare chopsticks and running with him, isn't it like a giant comparing his height in front of him, and he will definitely lose? ”

People are talking about it!

"Not bad! Shady! ”

"Right! There is a skill than skipping rope! ”

"Than a glass ball!"

"If you want me to say it's better than knitting sweaters!"

"Big sister, knitting sweaters can't be considered a sport!"

"How not! The old lady said yes, yes, no, yes! ”

"Ah! I think it's like a tongue twister! ”

Yang Liu was speechless. It seems that tall people, whether they are trees or people, in any environment, as long as they emerge, have to enjoy the ravages of strong winds.

In a hurry, he shouted, "But my uncle is so well that he can't be blamed...... This has to find his father and mother......" It's a pity that his weak voice was quickly drowned out in the rolling torrent.

Teacher Wang, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, held back his pleasure and asked seriously: "This gentleman, do you have any different opinions on everyone's opinions?" ”

Looking at the hope and grievances on the child's face, Yang Liu smiled: "Well, everyone said it well, the short game does have chances. In this way, in order to carry forward a higher and stronger sports spirit, and to prove my strength, I will go over there to drink saliva, and you will discuss it slowly. Regardless of men and women, whatever we compare, we will compete three more times, even if one of them loses, the prize will be for everyone! ”

The scene fell silent, and every parent looked at him in disbelief with the expression of seeing a UFO.

The pointed chin couldn't help but say, "Are you serious? More than anything else? We're not fighting for prizes, we're fighting for fairness! ”

Yang Liu nodded and said, "Well, as long as it's not as good as having a child, the final result will be the same." ”

Pointed chin sneered: "I said buddy, don't you think you're arrogant? ”

Yang Liu actually agreed: "Yes, before the fifth grade of primary school, I developed morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically, and laboriously, and there were so many awards and trophies that there was no place to put them. ”

He is telling the truth, but it is a pity that when it reaches the ears of others, he is undoubtedly arrogant and unpleasant.

The parents exploded, and for a while they said strange things.

The pointed chin changed color and said: "Okay, okay, let's be quiet first, let's discuss first, what to compare with this 'genius' brother......"

Yang Liu walked far away, his face was light and breezy.

Duoduo raised his face and asked, "Uncle, why is this happening?" Obviously we've already won! Why do you have to compare yourself to them? Are adults more reliant than we children? ”

Yang Liu bowed his head and replied: "There are many rules and regulations in this world, as long as you live, you have to learn to endure it, otherwise your head will be broken and bleeding." ”

Duoduo seems to understand: "So when will I be able to get rid of these boxes?" ”

Yang Liu squatted down and said seriously: "Good question, you are still a small sapling, when you have the opportunity to grow tall and big, and all the boxes can't fit you, you can see another world and breathe another fresh air." ”

Duoduo suddenly asked: "Uncle, you are so tall and strong, have you managed to break through the box and see a different world?" ”

Yang Liu was stunned, and said half-loudly: "Ah, uncle tried, uncle stuck his head out, found that the wind was too strong, and retracted again......"

Song Jiajia has been watching them closely, more or less jealous in her heart, this kid has just met him, but why is he so affectionate and familiar?

Teacher Wang's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Could you please come over to that gentleman just now?" Now that everyone's ideas have been unified, the game can be restarted! ”

Yang Liu stood up.

In the line of parents, three people stood out, including the man with a sharp chin who was shouting loudly, and he was full of spring breeze at this time, looking like you are dead.

Teacher Wang said: "Hello sir, there are three parents here, as long as you win two of them, then the champion is yours." ”

Yang Liu nodded: "Whatever." ”

Teacher Wang said: "Since you have no objection, then I announce that the game begins!" ”

The first to come out was a slender and white lady, not tall, and looking a little shy.

The lady said embarrassedly: "I learned to dance, as long as you can do this move, even if I lose......"

With that, she leaned back lightly, and her soft figure folded down, bending into a perfect arch......

This beautiful lower waist was met with thunderous applause, and even a few bored parents whistled.

Duoduo opened his mouth and said: "Uncle, let's admit defeat, this action is so difficult, I've only seen it on TV!" ”

Yang Liu didn't say anything, his tall body fell backwards like a towel folded in half, his hands were close to his thighs, his feet didn't move, and the back of his head actually touched the crook of his legs, like some kind of mollusk, without bones!

All sounds are castrated/cut in an instant!

The matriarch who was learning to dance exclaimed, "It's incredible! It's a masterclass show! I'm willing to bow down! ”

Yang Liu's upper body bounced up, and he said lightly: "It's a coincidence, I learned some martial arts when I was a child, and I was lucky!" ”

Mr. Wang stammered: "I believe everyone can see the result of the first game clearly, so who will play in the second game?" ”

The second is an ordinary-looking defeated man, so ordinary that if you see him a few times, it won't necessarily leave any impression.

The man rubbed his hands and said: "Friend, I am a website editor, and I have a very good memory since I was a child, as long as I read the article once, I can basically memorize it!" ”

Yang Liu said: "Dude, you are very good!" ”

The defeated man said: "Let's be better than this, okay?" ”

Yang Liu said: "Okay! ”

The defeated man said: "For the sake of fairness, let's let Mr. Wang pick a prose on his mobile phone or something, the time is two minutes, whoever remembers more will win!" ”

Yang Liu said: "Yes! ”

This kind of competition is extremely interesting, Mr. Wang opened his mobile phone with great interest and chose a news commentary of about 700 words, called "Who Moved My Bread".

"One, two, three, go!"

The two men opened their eyes wide and leaned over to recite the shorthand in silence. Under normal circumstances, it may not be difficult to read 700 words carefully in 120 seconds, but when it comes to memorization, it is not ordinarily difficult!

"Okay, stop!"

Teacher Wang said, "Who will come first?" ”

Yang Liu said: "He will go first!" ”

Teacher Wang said, "Please step aside!" ”

Yang Liu said: "Yes! ”

A minute later, the crowd erupted in earth-shattering cheers and applause! All the parents looked at them with great pity......

It seems that this defeated buddy has a good back!

Teacher Wang beckoned excitedly, "Do you want to compare?" ”

Yang Liu said: "Uh, what's wrong?" ”

Teacher Wang said: "It's a miracle, he can memorize a word well, it's easier than recitation!" ”

Yang Liu said: "I want to try it too!" ”

Teacher Wang said: "That's okay......"

Yang Liu closed his eyes and recited: "'Who Moved My Bread', the author is 'extremely boring'. Recently, in our city's Shuhai College, sophomore Ximen Qing encountered an annoyance. The bread he had put in the dormitory was suddenly gone! Is this bad by the roommates, or is the sweeping aunt too diligent? Let's find out......"

This guy didn't even pause, he spoke clearly, spoke quickly, memorized endlessly, and spoke with emotion, as if he had written it himself!

Parents are all petrified, silent!

What a metamorphosis! You're both from outer space, aren't you?

Mr. Wang almost smashed his phone!

Yang Liu didn't waste his efforts, so he memorized the last word, and he coughed: "I almost forgot jì, there are a total of fifty-nine punctuation marks in this article, including thirty-eight commas, twelve periods, five exclamation marks, and four ellipsis!" ”

"Shhh In the gasp, everyone fell together!

The defeated man took his hand with tears in his eyes and said, "Big brother, little brother admits defeat!" Five-body throw! Surely you have some special memorization method that you can take the time to teach me? ”

Yang Liu laughed and said, "It's easy to say! Say! Let's learn together and make progress together! ”

Pointed chin jumped out: "Hey buddy! You did win! But do you dare to compete with me? ”

At this time, even Mr. Wang couldn't stand it anymore: "Father Xiaoming, do you think it's necessary to compare it any further?" ”

Yang Liu frowned and said, "Brother Tai, you are very persistent!" Well, I'll fulfill you. ”

The pointed chin said unexpectedly: "Good! We're better than drinking beer! Whoever drinks fast wins! ”

Song Jiajia couldn't help but say angrily: "This is also a kind of sports? ”

Teacher Wang was embarrassed: "Xiao Ming's father, it's a bit inappropriate to compete in front of the children at school!" ”

pointed his chin and said stiffly: "It's this guy who said, no matter what he comes, he will accompany him to the end!" ”

Yang Liu didn't have any extra nonsense, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number of the program team: "What's that, please help me buy two boxes of two pots and send them, right!" Seventy-two degrees! I'm in a hurry! ”

The pointed chin and face are green: "Let's compare to beer!" ”

Yang Liu shook his head: "How boring is that thing?" It's better than two pots! In order not to teach bad children, let's go out and have a good drink! What, are you afraid? ”

The expression of the pointed chin changed several times, and he suddenly held his abdomen and said: "Oops, my stomach seems to hurt a little, I'll go to the toilet and ...... first."

In everyone's disdainful gaze, he hurriedly slipped away with a cigarette.

Yang Liu sneered: "Compare with me, hehe!" ”

……

At dinner, Duoduo couldn't put it down and held the learning machine, and also described the glorious deeds of Yang Liu vividly.

Mother Song's eyes became more and more happy when she looked at Yang Liu again, and Professor Song's face became softer and softer. All in all, the Song family seems to have accommodated him, and the shooting task in the past few days can be called perfect.

On the afternoon of the next day, Yang Liu received a notice from the program team that he would have a two-day holiday and meet again in the capital two days later.

Song Jiajia personally drove Yang Liu to the airport, and rarely made any sarcastic words.

She said solemnly: "Thank you! ”

Yang Liu smiled and said, "Just talk about it?" Don't forget to put the money into my account! ”