As the saying goes: the ass determines the head.

It's really vulgar, to describe it elegantly: where you sit, you have to have corresponding ideas.

In the position of a temporary worker, Lin Dong can beat people as much as he wants without any scruples; But the position of T-Ara and CCM is not so free.

"I lost my job within a few days of going to work, I thought it was a job that could be turned into a regular job, but in the end it was still a temporary job with no human rights."

It's been a day and a night since I left the T-Ara dormitory, and the phone that has recovered the function still hasn't heard back from the beating incident. Lin Dong wasn't sure what this meant, so he said goodbye completely? Or for that non-disclosure agreement, to maintain the profession of an agent.

"Knock knock!"

A knock on the door interrupts Lin Dong's sad autumn wind, calling him back into the real world.

"Lin Dongxi, the formalities have been handled, and here are the relevant materials and keys."

After looking at the room yesterday, he returned to the hospital and experienced a full night, Lin Dong was harassed by the rotten female nurses and had no way out, and his determination to move as soon as possible broke through the sky.

"Can I move in today?"

"Of course, that's already your house, and it's up to you when to move in. Although the house is fully furnished, it is best to clean it up first. Our company also provides housekeeping services with fair fees and ...... service quality"

"How much?"

"A single charge is cost-effective, cost-effective, and costs 20,000 won. If you pay a month, you can clean it 10 times a month, but you only need 100,000 won. Quite a bargain. The annual subscription can also be discounted by another 7%. ”

Lin Dong smiled bitterly, this thing is really amazing, the 50 million won knocked back is exactly hundreds of thousands of pocket flowers, "Annual!" ”

The wind blows the eggshells, and the wealth scatters the people to be happy.

In addition to the Shen Shi Rentang placed behind the family photo, and the bank card that remembered the password but couldn't enter it, Lin Dong's wallet became bare again.

"Hurry up and handle the matter of renting out the house."

"Lin Dongxi, your requirements are too high, I'm afraid it will be difficult to rent out." The intermediary's smiling face turned into a bitter melon face in seconds.

"It's not too high, I've only asked for a few words."

"Gender female, ask for beauty." The intermediary gritted his teeth and repeated the six-character outline, this Nima is not high?

"Yes, it would be better if I could do laundry and fold quilts, and cook food. I'll leave it to you, and if you do it well, you'll have a generous gift in addition to the commission. ”

"What kind of gift?" The bitter gourd-faced intermediary suddenly became emotional again, and was toyed with by Lin Dong in applause.

"Guess."

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After solving the accommodation problem, the temporary worker got back on the road and set off again.

After a few months, Lin Dong came to "Running-Man" again, and on this memorable day, he actually happened to meet Zheng Ronghe again, witnessing Lin Dong's first time carrying a machine as a VJ.

"Lin Dongxi, hello! I didn't expect it to be a few months before we met for the second time. It's great that you're the VJ this time. ”

Zheng Ronghe bowed and saluted, shook hands and hooked his shoulders and back, as cordial as he wanted. Lin Dong didn't understand why the other party did this at all, we don't know each other, could it be that Brother Dong owes him money?

"I had an accident before, and I was in the hospital for a few months, and I forgot a lot of things."

"I see, no wonder I haven't seen you before coming to "Running-Man", and other VJs are really not very good, and they can't keep up with my speed at all. With you to be a VJ this time, I can finally run away. ”

"Ahem, ahem!" The VJs who followed the other guest were immediately unhappy.

"I'm sorry, I'm not talking about the two, please don't mind." Zheng Ronghe scratched his head in embarrassment, he really didn't name which VJ was named, but he fired a map cannon, and all of them exploded.

……

Lin Dong finally figured out what the team leader of Quan Lie meant by "big work", this is completely the battle of honor of VJ, and the honor of following VJ is guarded by Brother Dong.

"Zheng Yonghe xi, you often come to RM? How do you know VJs so well. Knowing that he was invincible, Lin Dong decided to find out the reality of the enemy, after all, he had to carry a camera, and he really couldn't guarantee that he could outrun him.

"This is my fourth time on filming." Zheng Ronghe replied very straightforwardly.

Lin Dong's whole person is not good, this is more than the number of times Dong Ge has been a VJ, and I really can't tell who has the home advantage.

FNC company praised Zheng Ronghe so undisciplinedly, if this girl can't become popular, she should commit suicide. The newcomer with such a high exposure rate, except for JYP Bae Xiuzhi, who I saw the day before yesterday, there is no one.

"Tell me about this too." Lin Dong is quite interested in another guest, country-style stars are too rare, and even has to arrange a female VJ for him, for fear of being compared to the appearance of a male VJ.

"You, you don't know me?" The little brother in the countryside was hurt by 10,000 tons, and his tone was a little choked.

"Why do I have to know you? I've always been disinterested in male creatures, especially those who aren't overtly handsome. ”

"Poof!" "Hahaha~"

Zheng Yonghe and the other two follow-up girls VJ laughed. "It's not obvious how handsome, wahaha~"

"I'm Daesung, Bigbang's Kang Dae-sung, you must be just joking, aren't you?" Jiang Dacheng, a rural brother who is not obviously handsome, made a final effort to prove his strength.

"Who is BIGBANG? This man has to have low self-esteem to take the name of a big stick. ”

"Ahem, ahem!"

The men are dumbfounded, and the women are still dumbfounded. The men and women present were frightened by Lei Ren's "big stick" explanation, and then they were red-faced, what an embarrassing term.

"bigbang means big bang, not big stick." The party Jiang Dacheng immediately jumped out to explain.

"Who is confused, you don't have an explosive head, how can it be the meaning of a big explosion. Don't be embarrassed, what's wrong with the stick, just like those puppies called Wangcai, Laifu or something, they are all yearning for beautiful things. ”

Lin Dong is serious and blind, and he is idle anyway. A few people are taking the water taxi, and there is water all over the front and back, and they can't live the atmosphere without water.

Jiang Dacheng was so tired that he didn't love it, but fortunately, his nerves were still big, and he didn't want to turn over and dive. "Then do you know what combination Zheng Yonghe is?"

Lin Dong was stunned, this question is really a bit difficult, "It seems to be called c, yes, it's cn, a virgin band." and Seo Hyun of Girls' Generation formed a girly virgin couple, which is too easy to remember. ”

"Poof!" "Ahem, ahem!"

A serious blind break once again brought the physical discomfort of the whole ship's crew; Even the driver's eldest brother is shaking, but fortunately this is a water taxi, no matter how much he shakes, he will not crash.

"Virgin brother!"

"Big Stick Brother!"

The two difficult brothers and sisters hugged each other, gloomy**. It turned out that there were still people who didn't know their combination at all, and it hurt too much to hit them in the face.

……

After the joke, it's time to get down to business.

The main job of the female vj is actually a female writer in the program group, who specializes in coming up with ideas, "There is no opening ceremony for today's show, and the members of "RM" have already started filming in other places. Let me first tell you about today's shooting mission. ”

"And where are we going by boat?"

"The first shooting project was Song Ji-hyo as the protagonist, driving the water taxi to select her team members. After the grouping, we will move on to the second project, and we will now leave for the second location early. ”

"That is, the two of us are spectators now, and we don't have a chance to show our faces?" The guests expressed a touch of sadness, and they came to participate in "RM" just to show their faces.

"Yes, but in the second mission, you are the protagonists. The members of RM split into two groups to hunt you down, and in the process, you seek out power-ups to eliminate them while evading the hunt. ”

"Inside."

The two guests replied listlessly. In my heart, I scolded my mother, which brainless idea came up with it.

There is no handsome shot of speeding on the water in a speedboat; On the contrary, in the second link, he hid and hid, and was chased everywhere by the members of "RM".

This is not called showing face, this is called embarrassment, and the guests will be in a good mood.

The scene was suddenly a little cold, lifeless, only the roar of the taxi engine on the water.

"Lin Dongxi, do you have any good suggestions? The last highest-rated "RM" couple special was planned by you, so help out. "The female writer had no choice but to ask for help.

"Oh. I'm just a temporary VJ, and I'm not in charge of the writer's business. "The first rule of the Temporary Worker Code is that you will never do anything that is not beneficial.

"Help, Lin Dong oppa~~"

The female writer is coquettish and creepy. Lin Dong even buttoned the VJ's special baseball cap on his face, out of sight.

The two brothers, the big stick and the virgin, glanced at each other, nodded tacitly, and the two sat down beside Lin Dong on the left and right.

Jiang Dacheng took the lead in attacking, "Brother Dong, help." After filming the show, I invite you to play at our YG clubhouse. ”

Zheng Yonghe followed the second wave, "Yes, YG In addition to Hongdae's student bar, there are also some high-end private bars in Cheongdam-dong, and there are many beautiful women. ”

Lin Dong's evaluation of the two is funny, and there are two female VJs on the scene, is it appropriate to say this?

But the two girls were unexpectedly violent, "Yes, in the nightclub over Qingtan Cave, there are many star-chasing beauties, if you follow Dacheng and Zheng Ronghe in, you will definitely gain something." Help me with an idea. ”

Lin Dong opened his eyes, is it the rule to flirt with girls and fans, why are even female VJs so knowledgeable?

"Can I cash it out?"

"Ahem!" Everyone was frightened and hurt for the nth time, and if they were played by Lin Dong again, they had to cough up internal injuries.

"Eh, talking about money hurts feelings. Brother Dong has an idea, just say it, make a friend, and go to YG's nightclub to hug my nickname in the future, it's definitely the best discount. Jiang Dacheng, a country boy, patted his chest very arrogantly and packed the ticket.

"Actually, it's very simple, in the first link, Song Zhixiao's selection of team members has nothing to do with the two of you. But you two can play the quiz, and every time Ji Hyo Nu picks a team member, the camera will turn back to the picture of your quiz. ”

This idea is reliable, quite reliable, and it works well according to this gameplay, and the camera is higher than several "RM" members other than Song Jihyo.

The two part-time female VJs full-time female writers suddenly felt bad, and they faintly felt like they were slapped in the face, and the idea of a full-time writer couldn't play with a temporary worker.

The two guests were in completely different moods, "Brother Dong, thank you, let's go to the nightclub together after filming." (To be continued.) )