"It's possible~" No. 1's words will make most earthlings crazy: "But because there are regulations, it can only be supplied to a very small number of people." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info can not only rejuvenate and rejuvenate, but also live forever. ”

I was excited, and then I cooled down: "Isn't there a very small part of it?" I'm not the head of state, and every year there are many deaths of former presidents, queens, and kings. It's not my turn as a civilian. ”

Number One laughed and looked mysterious. Then he begged: "My wife heard that earthlings can sing nursery rhymes when they put their children to sleep, why don't you help me sing them." I've never heard you sing, sing one. ”

I was so entangled that No. 1 was so slimy that I started singing. When he sang the second song, he yawned first, and then fell asleep next to No. 1 again.

I was woken up in the middle of the night by One, helped me poop once, and then I lay down on the couch.

No. 1 quit: "Wife, why do you want to sleep on the sofa, isn't it comfortable to sleep here?" ”

"No, I'm a babysitter. The nanny and the man slept together, that's news. I covered the quilt and closed my eyes as soon as I lay down: "Sleep, good night." ”

"Hmm~, we all slept together... No. 1 muttered in his mouth, seeing that I didn't speak: "Wife, are you sleeping?" Wife... ”

I ignored it, and after a while, No. 1 said pitifully, "Wife, don't sleep, I'm hungry." ”

I had to get up now, but as soon as I sat up, I saw Number One grinning at me, so I confirmed: "Are you really hungry, or are you trying to wake me up on purpose?" ”

"I want to make a small bowl of coconut water lotus root flour." Number One replied.

This baby bug is hungry, and I have to get up and help him get it. To be honest, although this coconut root flour is nutritious and tastes good, I have drunk it, but I didn't get tired of it twice, but this worm never gets tired of drinking it. Well, at least this thing is much better than vegetable paste.

I helped No. 1 feed a small bowl and wiped his mouth with gauze, and I saw No. 1 looking at me with big eyes.

"Why are your eyes so wide open? Don't sleep anymore? "I didn't say it angrily.

"Wife, you are so good to me. I love my wife the most! Number One said sweetly.

I deliberately kept a straight face: "Good fart, sleep, if you don't sleep again, be careful that I spank you." ”

"Wife, if you pretend to be fierce again, it's still good for me." No. 1 smiled, and the red flutters on both sides of his face became even more colorful.

I smiled and stood up to put the bowl away. This time I was careful, and slowly felt myself standing up, one hand still holding the side of the bed.

After washing the dishes and putting them away, I went back to sleep on the couch. I heard No. 1 talking: "Wife, I feel so distressed when I see you so tired." ”

"Don't talk if you're distressed, let me sleep well, good~" I was very sleepy, my mouth was already vague, and I turned over and fell asleep.

Every day I am like this, I wake up in the morning and am busy, and I go around No. 1 every day, eating, drinking, and Lazar to get it done.

After eating my meal, I arrived at a small glass of warm water and swallowed the medicine that had been given to me.

"Wife, you can sleep for a while, just sleep next to me." Number One said.

"Why sleep next to you?" I walked over to the couch.

"Because I can wake you up when you are asleep. You slept so far away, I called you, you slept so hard that I almost didn't hold my breath and pulled it out several times. ”

No. 1 took the quilt and walked to the bed, and when he saw me putting his quilt next to him, No. 1 was not very happy, but I didn't hear what he said.

was sleeping in a daze, when I heard No. 1 calling: "Wife, wife~"

"Huh?" I was so excited that I subconsciously got out of bed, picked up the bedpan in a daze, and skillfully stuffed it under No. 1's abdomen with my eyes closed.

After a while, I heard a crisp "poof~", as if something hard had fallen into the potty.

When I pulled it out, there was no sticky stool inside, just a small, clear crystal.

"What is this?" Staring at the fingernail-sized, crystal-like thing.

"Wife, hurry up and eat it, this thing is good." Number One said.

"What is this?" And let me eat it, I don't know if it's from the potty? Ask clearly.

"It's a good thing, hurry up and eat it first, otherwise the effect will be bad after a long time." No. 1 seemed to be in a hurry: "Hurry up and eat, I'll tell you after eating." ”

When I picked up the glass and pinched the little crystal thing, I asked again uncertainly, "Really eat?" ”

"Really, hurry up and eat, it's useless if it's too late." No. 1 was so anxious: "It's easy for me to pull out one, let's eat it quickly." ”

Well, I believe that One, if it is harmful to eat, One should be more unlucky. So I swallowed it as if I were swallowing a pill.

Lying next to One, I finally know what this thing is... Men on this planet have their peculiarities, and in order to encourage and ensure that the bodies of women who serve them, men in the later stages of their metamorphosis will expel something quite good.

"My stool can be extracted into an anti-aging serum that is better than any anti-aging drug with no side effects. The amount extracted from about one stool can be guaranteed for a week. And this thing can be kept for ten years. ”

As soon as No. 1 finished speaking, I immediately reached out and shook him: "Pull quickly, pull some more." ”

"It's not like pulling it~" No. 1 hurriedly explained: "It's just that, so I tell you to eat it quickly." Fortunately, you believe me and eat it, otherwise by the time I finish explaining, the effect of this thing will be invalid. ”

I felt my stomach react and gurgle and ran to the bathroom.

No. 1 shouted outside: "Wife, don't go to the toilet, normal reaction, look in the mirror!" ”

I turned on the bathroom light, looked in the mirror, and after more than a month of waiting, even though the immigration bureau gave me medicine, I was still haggard. The temples are already white, and the nasolabial folds are even deeper. It looks ten years older, which matches my actual age.

The main thing is that I am too tired, too tired. It's like serving a high paraplegic patient who can't have a urinary catheter intubated. This guy only poops thinly, pulls once, finishes wiping it up, and keeps walking back and forth between the toilet and the bedside.

Just like computer special effects, the improvement on the face is quickly getting better, the wrinkles are fading, the pale lips are turning into lotus pink, and even the white hair is turning black... It's amazing.

When I returned to No. 1, No. 1 shouted, "Wife, you've become younger, and sure enough, this is true." ”

"yes, ate the stones you pulled out." I pursed my lips.

No. 1 immediately laughed happily: "Hehehe, wife, you are so funny." If I can pull out another one, not to mention stones, there will be a lot of people rushing to eat real. It's a pity that this stone can only be eaten by women who have been taking care of themselves, and it is ineffective for others to eat it. ”

"And this kind of feature?" I feel amazing. Can this thing still recognize people?

"Yes, otherwise, others will definitely come to rob it, can it be too peaceful?" Number One replied.

If it is effective after eating, then it will be like Tang monk meat, and monsters from all walks of life will come to grab it. So the men of this planet have evolved such a story, the universe is really wonderful.

That's why No. 1's was so treated, a flush toilet was pumped out, and the immigration bureau sent a car to pump out a pool of septic tanks. Not to mention the whole universe, the vast majority of people on the earth, as long as they have economic strength, are willing to spend a lot of money for a week.

I felt much easier at work that day, and I didn't feel dizzy when I squatted and stood up, which was really effective.

After eating dinner, No. 1 looked at me with a smile and said, "My wife is so beautiful." ”

I deliberately pretended to be angry, but I couldn't help but purse my mouth: "Don't flirt with the old woman." "Stand up and wash the dishes.

"Wife, do you want to get 150,000 yuan in cash or transfer money next month?" Number One asked.

"Transfer." I replied.

"Then you make a call." Number One said.

"Wait a minute." After washing the dishes, I wiped my hands dry on the hanging hand towel, went to get my phone and dialed, and when the call was connected, I took it to Number One.

No. 1 listened to his mobile phone: "Help transfer 150,000... Yes, old accounts. ”

After the call, I just hung up, and a short message came from my mobile phone, informing me that 150,000 yuan had arrived. No. 1 didn't have a hand, and he had to notify the immigration office to help him transfer it.

"Thank you, employer." I deliberately thanked.

Number One: "Can't you say thank you, husband?" ”

"Thank you, old man, then." I said this on purpose, and sure enough, I amused One.

As the days passed, soon there was a lot of greenery outside, and it was June, and I had been by the side of Number Two for three months.

Sitting next to One, I was holding an apple and watching the film while helping Number one scrape the puree. I always eat those gray and green vegetables and meat, and I have lost my appetite. At my request, and with the confirmation of the "relevant experts", half a month ago, I began to send some fruits that could be eaten by No. 1. I scraped it for him to eat, especially the apples, and when the grinder twisted it, the mud turned black. I'd rather dig a little bit for One, and still have something to do.

Scraping some more, I lowered the spoon: "Come, open your mouth." ”

"Ah~" No. 1 opened his mouth cooperatively, took the fruit puree in his mouth, and smashed his mouth from time to time.

The theme music of Disney's film sounded, in order to benefit the physical and mental health of No. 1, and after the discussion of "relevant experts", many films on the Internet that are not conducive to No. 1's physical and mental health should be cut, this can't be watched, that can't be watched, until now, I can only watch the juvenile or children's version.

From time to time, I watched the film on the screen and continued to scrape the apple puree with a spoon.

"Wife, in fact, you don't have to work so hard, there are fruit purees for babies and young children in the supermarket." Number One felt sorry for me again.

"There are more or less preservatives or additives, so you don't have to worry about this apple, anyway, I'm fine, come, open your mouth, ah~" I handed the spoon down again.

"Hmm~" No. 1 took another sip and slipped off the puree of fruit from the spoon as I slowly pulled it off. Hundreds of feeds, almost thousands, and the two of us worked together so well that Number One was able to take everything off the spoon every time.

"I'll help you get raw pears at night." I continued to scrape: "Raw pears are cold, eat more for fear that you will have diarrhea." Are they deliberately asking you to have diarrhea so that you can get more poop? ”

"Maybe~" No. 1 looked very satisfied and happy, and lay beside me obediently.

"It's almost summer, why haven't you finished your transformation yet?" I sighed: "Did you see that I was too poor, so you deliberately gave me money for a long time?" ”

"The longest is six months, and I can't control it." No. 1 said cautiously: "Wife, you won't abandon me because it's been too long, right?" If it takes a long time, it is possible that I will pull out another pill of rejuvenation, wife, don't leave me. ”

"You little fool. How to metamorphose into depression or the same as before? I reached out and touched No. 1's head with a smile: "I am reluctant to leave you big worm, and I will wait until your transformation is over." I've survived three months, but I can't live the next three months? Besides, 150,000 a month. ”

"I knew you'd end up dragging it out." Captain No. 1 sighed: "God, how did you get such a woman, I am planted." ”

I couldn't laugh and cry, and lowered the spoon: "Stop talking nonsense, come, open your mouth." ”

It's really good here, Lele's illness has been watched by the immigration department. It is said that on one occasion, the doctors of the Immigration Department had an argument with the doctors of the main hospital, saying that the doctors of the main hospital were abusing antibiotics.

Lele's illness was only a month, in fact, it was only half a month, but the school teacher said that he was afraid that she would relapse, so he had to take a month. She fell behind a lot of her homework, and someone from the immigration office went to help her make up for it. To my mother's surprise, I called twice during this period, and she asked if I was doing an important job, and why a group of official men took turns around my house.

As long as there are people at home to take care of and Lele to take care of, I am much more relieved. And during this period, I didn't even receive a single advertising call, scam call, or text message. This has never been done before, and it is clear that it has been filtered out with the help of USCIS.

It's all about solving my worries and giving me peace of mind to stay here and take care of One.

After No. 1 smashed his mouth a few times, he said sweetly: "My wife is the best, she loves me the most, I love my wife the most." ”

"Go, go, it's really fleshy. The more you talk about it, the longer it gets, and you don't get bored. I got up with a smile and went to wash the spoon, nibbled on the leftover apples, and threw the pits into the trash.

"It's true, wife, I like you. When it's over, marry me. No. 1 pouted: "If you don't marry me, you can go into history." There is a woman who is not a wife who takes care of a certain man on a certain planet. You are not afraid that the immigration bureau will arrest you, open your brain to study what is the reason for you to take care of me, and after finding the reason, make a potion, then the men of our planet will not be extinct. ”

What? I smiled: "It should be the Chinese Academy of Sciences that arrested you." The human brain is so complex, it's no wonder that it can be studied. (To be continued.) )