"I haven't caught it again. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info" No. 1 moved to the side: "My wife came over after washing the dishes, I told you." ”

The characteristics of men on this planet have aroused the coveting of some people from other planets, and for this reason, several men have been caught to study in the past. But when a man reaches this period, if he does not have a lover to serve, he dies. Even if his lover is taken away together, the man will die uncontrollably because of the violent mood swings during the period.

"Even if we crush men into juice and cut them into slices, and enlarge every grain of minced meat for experiments, nothing will come of it. And the men of our planet are dying out at a rapid rate. Therefore, it is stipulated that whoever dares to kidnap and study us again will be sentenced to death. "Of course One, in this way, the men of this planet will be best protected.

"It's not that it's still decreasing, it's less than thirty left." I pouted: "Can't you clone a male?" ”

"It's useless to clone it, those women have long been accustomed to their personal lives and are not willing to spend any more energy taking care of men, and it is only a matter of time before men disappear." No. 1 sighed slightly: "They are too afraid of hardship. ”

It was indeed very difficult to take care of No. 1, and it was very tiring, so I reached out and gently touched No. 1's little head: "So you're coming to Earth?" ”

"Yes!" One said happily: "I have a fellow worker who survived on Earth, so the immigration department found me and asked me to immigrate to Earth." Don't you know, I'm on my planet, I'm almost like a panda, and wherever I go, there will be a lot of women around me, and I'm embarrassed to see it. ”

"Oh?" I deliberately asked, "There are so many women, you can't single one?" ”

"I can't pick it out, they just look at it and won't take care of me." No. 1 said helplessly: "Even if they say they are willing to take care of me, I can't believe that several men are close to what these women say, and as a result, they refuse to take care of me for a few days, even if they go to jail for the crime of dishonesty." ”

"The crime of breach of trust?" I asked curiously.

"In order to protect men, the legislation stipulates that whoever promises not to fulfill his responsibilities to the end will have all his property confiscated and sent to a black hole to serve for 30 years. But they would rather go to the black hole than take care of men, because they think men are too dirty. ”

My new question came up again: "Would you rather go to jail for 30 years than last three or five months?" It's really strange, aren't they afraid that they will be more bitter when they go to the black hole? There are also gang bosses out there, who will be bullied. ”

"They're not afraid!" No. 1 described the appearance of the women on their planet: "Every woman weighs more than 200 pounds, her body is very strong, her skin is thick and her flesh is rough, and they are the only ones who go to prison." If they are not in good health, how can they take care of men? ”

No. 1 looked at me: "Wife, I didn't expect you to be so thin, but you took care of me so well, every day I have a very happy life, I will definitely become very beautiful and beautiful, you must like me as soon as you see me." Wife, I know what kind of man you like, I must be more beautiful. ”

I smiled bitterly when I heard it, it wasn't a good match in the first place, if No. 1 became a beautiful man after transformation. That's not even more worthy of me as an old woman. If the other person dislikes me, then why should I stay with the other person? The more I stay, the more I become sad, just like my ex, I feel that I am not worthy of him, and if I don't divorce, I will make trouble.

Thinking of this, I touched No. 1's head: "You better find other women, I'm old, and when the women of the earth are at my age, they can still be like this if they don't go to plastic surgery or sheep placenta." Anyway, it's past the critical period, you just find one you like, as for me, just give me more money. ”

No. 1 pursed his mouth: "But I like you, I think I was very happy with you before." ”

"Other women will make you happier." I didn't go any further, and I had to change my words because Number One was crying.

"Woooooooooooo No. 1's two big eyes were teaning: "My wife doesn't want me anymore, my wife doesn't like me." ”

Oops, my little ancestor~. I also hugged his head: "Okay, I like you, I want you." I'm afraid that I'm not worthy of you, well, I'm going to test you, it seems that you are sincere. ”

"Really?" Number One asked, sobbing.

I could only hold back a smile: "Yes, of course it's true." ”

"Then marry me when you're done?"

"Uh... Well, let me think about it again. ”

"Don't, don't~" No. 1 made a fuss, and twisted his fat body a few times: "You promise me, if you don't promise me, I will... Don't eat! ”

I was annoyed, and pinched my fingers on the cheeks of No. 1 Fandudu: "You kid is still forced to get married, no, give me food, and see how you perform when the marriage is over." ”

Number One asked, "If I'm good-looking, you'll marry me, right?" ”

"You can look good and show me first." I made a tiger face: "Do you want to uh-huh, don't uh-huh, let me close my eyes and sleep, I'm tired, I have to sleep." If you dare to disturb me, I will go to sleep on the sofa. ”

Number One immediately closed his eyes wide, and he was very obedient.

I smiled and pulled up the thin quilt, covered No. 1 and me, closed my eyes and took a nap.

More than a month has passed, and it's almost July, and there has been no change on the first day. Don't talk about me, Number One is also a little anxious.

When I was wiping him, I asked, "Wife, has my skin hardened?" ”

"Tender and creamy." I replied, and the last time I replied, "It's a snap of a finger." ”

Number One laughed: "What other idioms are there?" ”

I stopped for the time being, put down the thin blanket, went to get my phone, opened it and read: "The skin is like coagulated fat, the ice skin is jade, the skin is smooth and crispy, the fine is like fat, and the powder is greasy... ”

"Giggle~" No. 1 laughed: "Wife, you're so interesting." ”

I put down my phone and continued to wipe myself for One.

No. 1 turned over left and right very cooperatively, making it easier for me. He was already able to control his body like a ball of meat, rolling around on the bed.

After wiping, I went to take a shower and lay down on the bed after washing.

I'm used to lying in bed, and Number One won't do anything to me anyway, and the bed is more comfortable than the sofa. If you need to pull or are hungry in the middle of the night, arch me with your head, and I can wake up and take care of me.

After covering the first thin blanket, I helped myself to cover another thin blanket. If it's hot, you have to turn on the air conditioner, otherwise, you have to die of heat. But No. 1's skin said that the air conditioner could not be blown, and it was said that the immigration bureau had already thought about installing an air conditioner in the toilet to let the cool breeze come out of the toilet, and then put a humidifier at the door of the toilet so that the air conditioner would not blow against it.

"Wife, what do you say if I keep doing this?" Number One asked melancholy.

"That's great, 150,000 a month, keep taking it. As long as you have enough money to pay. I said. In fact, No. 1 is worried that it will take too long, and after my patience and energy are exhausted, I will not care about him anymore.

"That's enough, I still have about 70 million, or more, it depends on how much Mr. Li has helped me earn in the past six months, I'm afraid that he will be careless and help me earn 100 million." No. 1 was really relieved: "Even if I have no money, the immigration bureau will help me pay." ”

"And what are you worried about?" I yawned: "Your metamorphosis won't be seventy or eighty years, not the longest six months?" ”

"Uh-huh, yes, the longest record is six months. Maybe the environment on Earth is different, but the metamorphosis period of my kind on Earth is five months. Looks like I'm going to be done next month! Wife, don't worry, wait a minute, I'll definitely become very beautiful. Number One said.

Who's in a hurry? I laughed: "It's better to slow down, otherwise there will be no 150,000 a month." ”

"Wife, you're here again, and you're looking like you're obsessed with money." Number One was dissatisfied: "You're not that kind of person. ”

"But I'm a money fan, and I like money very much." I do like money, otherwise how could I be full of work and making money.

"My money will be your money in the future, whatever you want." No. 1 leaned his head over, put his head on my shoulder, and said sweetly, "As long as my wife doesn't leave me, I like my wife the most." ”

sighed slightly in her heart, how can an old woman in her forties match with others. But he stretched out his hand and touched No. 1's head soothingly, so that No. 1 could feel at ease.

Summer finally came in July, and No. 1 was lying in bed, and I was in the toilet, turning on the newly installed air conditioner, and the humidifier in front of the door.

In the first half of the month, I used a goose feather fan to fan No. 1 every night, but the weather heated up quite quickly, and the difference between yesterday and today was seven degrees.

The air conditioner was installed by the immigration bureau, and I didn't want to see anyone else during the first metamorphosis. In order to prevent No. 1 from seeing the air-conditioned worker, the immigration office asked me to close the door, and they corroded a large hole in the ceiling wall of the toilet on the second floor, and climbed up from downstairs instead of walking through the door.

"How's it going, comfortable? I drove it at 27 degrees, it was too cold to be good. I walked over to One, shook off the blanket next to me, and covered him.

"No, it's hot. Wait for it to cool down for a while before you cover it! Number One said, "I'm sweating all over." ”

I reached out and touched it, and it was indeed sweaty, so I took a basin of warm water and wiped it off with a soft towel.

"Well, it's comfortable." Number one squinted, he would enjoy it.

No. 1 has been without a blanket for several days, and the weather is too hot, not to mention what to cover, I feel redundant to wear clothes. In order to make No. 1 more comfortable, I started not sleeping well again at night, fanning the wind with a goose feather fan during the day and night. The immigration bureau was also afraid of any accident on the No. 1, so it held many meetings to install the air conditioner, and finally decided that there should be no problem with the installation.

I saw a long and fat white flesh worm lying on the bed, so fat that there were no wrinkles on its body.

"Hehe, it feels so good, it looks like tofu." I'm on One, scratching with the tips of my fingers.

"Oops, tickle... Number One giggled, and his body twisted.

If you don't know it, you will suddenly see it, and you will definitely feel terrifying and disgusting, what is this thing? But after a long time, I thought this big bug was cute.

A little smile is good for your health, but a lot of laughter is not good. I stopped and went to get food for One.

By the time I was done, the temperature in the room had come down, and I put a thin blanket over One's body.

Today's lunch is my lunch with milk white bread, cheese mashed potatoes, and tomato and egg soup.

No. 1 looked at me: "Wife, eat more, you seem to be thinner." ”

"It's too hot in the summer, and I can't eat in the summer." I replied. In fact, there are some who can't eat, and in the past two days, my fan has been so bad that my hands are almost cramping, and I hardly sleep well.

"Then eat quickly, sleep with me for a while after eating, there is air conditioning today, it's so comfortable." Number One feels pretty good.

After eating, I stood up, and suddenly the familiar vertigo seemed to come again, but the problem was not serious, just like at the beginning. Damn, I've been so tired these past few days, so I quickly packed up my things and lay down in bed for a nap.

With the air conditioner, it was really comfortable, and No. 1 and I slept until the night, and only woke up when the immigration office called in turn to ask if we needed to deliver dinner.

As soon as the air conditioner was turned on, it didn't seem to be going to stop anymore, and it was on 24 hours a day.

I slept too much in the afternoon, I leaned back on the bed, and No. 1 asked me: "Wife, I heard that the people of the earth used to have a different summer than now. ”

"It's different, the summer didn't seem to have the heat as it is now, and there are many ways to relieve the heat." I reminisce about my childhood: "When I was a child, I went to a relative's house in the countryside again in the summer, put watermelons in wooden barrels, and put them in wells. Chill for two or three hours, pull up the wooden bucket, cut the watermelon and eat it, which is equivalent to the effect of putting it in the refrigerator for an hour. You can go swimming in the small river, where the shore is very shallow, only up to my waist, but not to the center of the river, which is very deep. I don't know if it's to get our attention or if it's true, saying that many people have drowned in the river. ”

"At night, lying on a deck chair made of bamboo, there are many more stars in the sky than in the city, and you can see shooting stars. I saw three or four meteors that night. ”

Number One asked, "Then did you make a wish?" ”

Number One knows how to make a wish to a meteor? I replied with a smile: "Of course I did, but I have long forgotten what I wished, I was too young at that time, only seven or eight years old, and I only remember the stars in the sky and the shooting stars that crossed by at once." By the way, do you make a wish there, what religion is there? ”

Number One replied: "We don't make a wish, we don't have a religion, it's very realistic. And don't like money either, because everyone is rich. Everyone lived carefree and without worries. So those women feel that taking care of men is the hardest errand in time, and there is only one and only one. ”

"Actually, there is something more bitter." I replied, "It's to have children." I don't know where you are, I didn't give birth for fifteen hours when I was born, and finally I fainted in pain and had a caesarean section, and I don't know how to get on the operating table. ”

"Does it hurt to have a child on Earth, how does it hurt?" Number One asked.

I thought about it for a moment: "It hurts very, very much, and my waist is like someone has cut off, and I can't die." ”

"The child who was born so hard, but your ex-husband didn't take it to heart, it's really ruthless." No. 1 immediately noticed that these words touched a wound in my heart, and immediately changed my words: "Don't talk about this, wife, I really want to take you to see the meteor one day, watch you make a wish, I think you won't forget it again this time." ”

Number One was coaxing me again, but my heart was sweet, and I reached out and touched Number One's head. It's actually a very happy thing for someone to like it, even if the other person is a big bug. (To be continued.) )