Chapter 111: A Moment
I was frightened all the way, and only the last link to worship heaven and earth I was more relaxed, worship heaven and earth, this underworld and this yang world is exactly the same, that is, the two of them, worship heaven and earth and worship the high hall, this instantly made my eyes blind. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
This network is too strong, the sixth master is actually the judge of the underworld, Lu judge, Lu is also called six in the number capitalization one, two, three, four, so it is called the sixth master, it is actually my grandfather who married the bride, Meng Po is actually grandma, even if it is black impermanence, it is actually an uncle, Niu Tou Ma Mian is two cousins, this amount of information is too much, and what is even more nonsense is that the barefoot fairy is a godfather.
I basically worshiped this and that, and finally the husband and wife bowed to each other and sent them to the cave room.
A few little girls around me greeted the bride with a smile and sent the bride into an attic, not to mention that this attic is really a mansion, the decoration is different, and somehow, the bull head and horse noodles pulled me to drink desperately, this is also the uncle, that is also the uncle, turn to toast, I really regard this as my own wedding, the cuisine of this prefecture is quite authentic, and it tastes a little.
And Lao Bai and the third uncle, who were still anxiously waiting for me above, the fat man had already begun to go crazy.
"What's going on, Lao Bai, why hasn't this Bailing come back yet, didn't you say that if you recruit him, he will come back, this trick has been done dozens of times, why haven't you seen anyone yet?" The fat man is in a hurry.
"Somehow, it seems that there is no induction on the underworld, what's going on?" Lao Bai also said helplessly.
The third uncle said anxiously: "No, why don't you let me go down and look for it?" ”
"Don't worry, I'll do the math and see what the hell is going on." Lao Bai took out the Five Spirit Mirror, only for a moment, and said, "It's not good, this kid was arrested, it seems that he is getting married." ”
"Marriage?" The fat man and the third uncle said in unison.
"What's going on?"
"It seems that I was taken by a female ghost." Old White Road.
The third uncle asked: "Didn't you say that if you go down with your soul chasing lamp, the people in the underworld will not touch him, how can he still be arrested?" ”
Lao Bai was embarrassed and couldn't speak for a while.
The fat man said: "I don't think it's a good **, this broken lamp, it must be that the people of the underworld don't buy your account, thinking that you are a little earth immortal and don't have much ability, and I didn't put you in my eyes, otherwise how could Bailing be arrested?" ”
It seems that the fat man's words angered Lao Bai, and Lao Bai said angrily: "Damn, the underworld has dared to be naughty in recent years, and I don't buy my account, you must know that Ben Niangniang worshiped the white lady back then, they ate the gall of the ambitious leopard, and my people dare to catch it." ”
"You two, don't worry, I will definitely rescue your brother."
"I'll go with you." The third uncle is fair.
The fat man also followed, and Lao Bai nodded and said, "Then there is one more thing to do before you go." ”
"What's the matter?"
"You must know that all three of you are in my stomach, and I have to spit out the three of you first."
It's not lively here, and I don't know how many glasses I drank, but I saw someone stuff a ball in my mouth, and as soon as the ball was in my mouth, my wine strength subsided, and I seemed to be much more sober.
Meng Po smiled: "Boy, why don't you go and lift the hijab?" ”
"Lift the hijab, didn't you say acting, now that the guests are gone, can I also go." I said.
"No, not for the time being, you will stay in my granddaughter's room for one night tonight, and leave tomorrow, if you leave tonight, won't my granddaughter be alone in the room and keep the empty room, if others know, it will not be laughing off the big teeth, you will live here tonight, and leave tomorrow." Meng Po said.
"Lonely men and widows, in the same room, something will happen." I shook my head repeatedly.
"Don't be afraid, when you lift your hijab, you will tell her the truth clearly, and then you can sleep on the ground, what can happen, my granddaughter is not an unreasonable person, you must know that you are just acting in this scene to save my family's face, I guess I won't embarrass you, once this matter is over, you will be free." After saying this, Meng Po sent me to the cave room.
I shook my head, it was the first time I had encountered such a thing, I entered the door, only to see the maid ring inside seeing me coming, only to call: "Uncle." And he withdrew.
I looked at all kinds of things on the table, I couldn't help but be greedy, and I started to eat, and when all the things on the table were eaten, I realized that I should lift my head and be reasonable, otherwise the bride would be in a hurry.
I've eaten enough and I'm ready to get through this regardless of whether you're a human or a ghost, or what you look like, but when the hijab was lifted, I was stunned.
This is a good melon seed face, clear eyes, long eyelashes, and a shy face, such a look is simply a sinking fish, and it is impossible to imagine how the groom can escape.
I was stunned for a moment.
The bride was a little embarrassed, and said, "Husband, haven't you seen enough, why are you still stunned, sit!" ”
I only nodded stunned, sat next to the bride, looked slowly, the bride was coquettish, and said, "Look at you, eat, your mouth is full of food, I'll wipe it for you." ”
Between my eyebrows, I couldn't help but see a wisp of love.
I smiled euphemistically and said, "You're so beautiful." ”
Her forehead was close to me, and she was holding a handkerchief to wipe the dirt off my mouth, a wisp of fragrance, I only felt that this was my own wedding, my own bride, and I smiled politely.
The candle is blown out by the wind, and the spring night is worth a thousand gold.
The next day, before I woke up, she had already gotten up, dignified in the freshening, I hit a hatch, I just felt that there was something wrong, didn't there be a process last night, didn't it say that it was reasonable to sleep on the ground, how to roll the sheets.
Yahuan brought the washing water, she called me to get up and freshen up for me, no, I'm not dreaming!
Sure enough, the arrival of Meng Po disturbed my sweet dreams.
Meng Po grabbed me and said, "Bastard, didn't you say that you should sleep on the ground, you went to my granddaughter's bed, what should I do, you say?" ”
When Meng Po said this, I also complained: "I shouldn't have it, I don't know, I forgot to be reasonable, I just lifted my hijab and fell asleep." ”
But before I could finish saying this, I saw a group of people coming not far away, and Meng Po hurriedly stepped forward to greet her.
I looked at the bride, and she looked at me, so virtuous, it seems that I have to explain everything, both are husband and wife, but I don't know each other's names yet.
It turned out that her name was Meng Lan, she didn't blame me, she only worshiped heaven and earth, entered the cave room, and was willing to follow me, marry a chicken and a dog.
To say that this is not in the underworld, it is really a blessing to be able to find such a good woman in the yang world.
I feel like I have to pay some responsibility for this.
It turned out that this group of people was a wealthy businessman in the underworld, who was originally the in-laws of Meng Po, and today they learned that their son had escaped from marriage and did not take Meng Po's granddaughter, and they came to ask for a bride price.
Damn, it's this group of bastards, my son ran away from marriage, caught Lao Tzu, and dared to shout.
I saw that Meng Po seemed to be very embarrassed, the other party was aggressive, Meng Lan looked at me and said, "If there is anything, will you protect me?" ”
I don't know why Menglan asked this, but I replied in my heart: "With me, I will protect you." ”
Not far away, my grandfather brought a group of officialdom officials and Yin soldiers, and I was angry and killed, and my grandfather grabbed Meng Po and said, "I heard that you recently hung my grandson up as a grandson-in-law!" You're bold enough. ”
Meng Lan watched her grandmother being picked up, and hurriedly rushed up, and I followed.
"Let go of my grandma." Mon Lan Dao.
When my grandfather saw me, he immediately let go of his hand and asked, "Grandson, are you okay?" ”
I shook my head, and Meng Po said: "Yin Zongsi, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I know it's wrong for me to do this, but now the raw rice has been cooked, you say." ”
"You put the girl to sleep?" When my grandfather heard this, he looked at me and said angrily.
I nodded awkwardly.
Who knew that the rich merchant in the underworld suddenly became even more annoyed and angry, and said: "Bastard, this family affair was originally my son's, even if my son escapes from marriage, you can't blindly find someone to settle the matter, this reputation spreads, so that how can our famous family see people in the future, I will definitely tell the king of Hades about this matter and give us justice." ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, my grandfather was also a little embarrassed, if this really made trouble to the king of Hades, no one would be able to eat and walk around.
Meng Po was entangled, apologized again and again, and even Lu Ju came at this moment, but it didn't play any role at all, this rich businessman in the underworld was just a face-breaking momentum, it seems that this matter is going to make a big fuss. (To be continued.) )