"Hop hop! Not jumping is not human! ”

"Don't be angry, teacher! Even if you're not a fan of ll, as a comrade of the second dimension, you should support me! Otherwise, Guohuang's today is your wife's tomorrow! ”

"Chu, Teacher Chu Xian? What's going on...... Why are you so angry all of a sudden? ”

Because of the extremely unobtrusive reason for jumping off the building, even Chu Xian, who thought that he had underestimated the lower limit of human IQ, couldn't help but stand up from his chair. When the teaching director in the distance heard his fierce words, he was immediately frightened by the market and asked about the situation, for fear that the boy who was just planning to commit suicide would be unhappy and really jump down.

However, Chu Xian can be sure that the boy will never commit suicide, after all, no one who likes ll will be a bad person...... Just kidding.

Chu Xian estimated that the boy should have had a strict disagreement with his former companions, so he would choose to defend his faith in such a shocking way. Looking at his very easy to bully appearance, Chu Xian had to admit that he really underestimated his courage.

"Forget it...... You've done a good job. ”

After drinking heavily, Chu Xian's attitude immediately turned another one hundred and eighty degrees, and his tone praised the boy who jumped off the building with ease, so that the other party couldn't help but show a surprised and happy expression:

"Hah...... Teacher, don't you blame me? Are you ...... too?"

"No, I'm not interested in ll. w?”

Chu Xian understood the other party's warm gaze at his comrades, so he immediately clarified the misunderstanding. But then he raised his hand and pushed down his reflective glasses, looked past the boy, looked at the blue and vast sky, and said in an unusually affirmative voice:

"It's just that you can muster up the courage to do something earth-shattering without hurting the innocent, then isn't this a kind of romance that belongs to men!"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Unexpectedly praised by Chu Xian so bluntly, the boy who jumped off the building grabbed the protective net with one hand, and gently scratched his cheek with the other, and laughed a little embarrassedly.

Although he has decided to show the courage to jump off a building, protest "for the sake of his love", and let those "traitors" who turn to passers-by or even turn black as soon as there is negative news to see what true love is, he really never thought that he would unknowingly realize "men's romance", which is just like the protagonist in light novels and anime!

Is it romantic for men...... Indeed, it is really inexplicable to do some kind of stupid thing without hesitation, and when you think about it carefully!

"Now that you've made up your mind to make a big fuss, you must be aware of any punishment.

Then you can do it with a bang as you want. ”

After praising and encouraging the boy who jumped off the building a few words, Chu Xian was about to end the conversation between them?.?? But before leaving, he remembered something by the way, so he mentioned to the boy who jumped off the building:

"But since you plan to attract the attention of public opinion, you should also protest the Law on the Protection of Minors to the media.

The current protection law protects delinquent juveniles too much, but does not protect the bullied children enough, which is tantamount to increasing the confidence of delinquent juveniles to bully others, and I don't know which group of fools made this law, and they have been refusing to revise it. ”

"Okay! If the media really comes to interview me, I will protest!

- Don't worry, I won't say this is what you asked for! ”

The boy who jumped off the building with Chu Xian's spiritual support agreed to Chu Xian's mention with great confidence, and then watched Chu Xian leave with his head held high and a smile. Across the barbed wire, he looked like a martyr who was about to go to the last moment of his life, and this ominous feeling frightened the teaching director to rush to Chu Xian, who had returned from the end of the negotiations, and asked worriedly:

"Teacher Chu, how are you talking? Did the student make any non-scoring requests? ”

"Didn't the other party ask for anything before? He said that the school should contact the media and a microphone that can be connected to the radio room, so that what he is going to say to the media will be spread throughout the campus.

He also said that he was not allowed to stop the student from filming and posting it online, otherwise he would jump immediately. ”

"Huh? Again, the requirements have been added? I consulted the principal about this, and the principal said that they all agreed to come down but tried to drag it out...... Don't look for the media. ”

"It's better not to delay, even if he really says something inappropriate in front of the media, it will affect the school; But once you drag that student impatiently, or if something happens to him, and he does fall from the upper floor, you will be alone in the cauldron.

Forget it, I'll call the principal directly. ”

"Thank you! Thank you, Mr. Chu! The principal said so, even if I knew that I was going to carry the black pot, I couldn't do anything about it......"

Obviously, the student who jumped off the building didn't ask Chu Xian at all, but Chu Xian unscrupulously falsely spread his words, bent on making this matter bigger. As a sympathizer of ll fans, Chu Xian could only help him get here.

"Hey! Xiao Chu, what's the matter? I'm rushing back! ”

"Hey, Headmaster, I just had a heart-to-heart conversation with the student who was about to jump off the building......"

"Oops! How did you get involved! Isn't that boy in Class 4 a year?

Never mind...... You didn't irritate him, did you? What are you going to say? ”

"According to my observations, this student didn't really want to jump off the building, he just wanted to take the risk of making a big news in front of the media, so I wanted to ask the principal to contact various media to come and interview."

"No, no, no! Xiao Chu, why are you confused! It's better if you don't want to jump off the building, you continue to drag, I have already called the police station, wait for them to lay an air mattress under the building, and then let the psychiatrist and negotiator persuade more, then the student will come back honestly. ”

Really! When the principal heard that the student didn't really want to jump off the building, he naturally refused to contact the media. However, Chu Xian had long expected this to be the case, so he immediately threw out the prepared rhetoric:

"Principal, even if you do this, you can't get rid of the negative evaluation of 'ignoring students' mental health', even if you solve this matter safely, it has been to no avail, but contacting the media to spread the word is more beneficial to you and the school.

I already know what the student wants to say to the media, what he is going to say is not a big news, and it has little to do with the school, and he will not really jump off the building, so this news should not be banned.

This is a free advertising opportunity for our school, even if the media only gives us a few shots of the school's rooftop protection net and rooftop garden.

As for the poor supervision of the school, there will not be too many criticisms such as this kind of thing because of the opening of the rooftop, after all, everyone knows that if a student wants to jump off the building, even if the roof is not open, he can jump out of the window directly, which is uncontrollable.

However, we can take the opportunity to lead the media to photograph the surveillance equipment around the school, explain the thorough security measures, and show the superior hardware and software environment of our school, so that many people can see for themselves how high-end and high-end our school is.

In short, now that the Internet is so developed, it is almost impossible to completely block the news, so it is better to let us use it to turn bad things into good things! ”

"Hey...... Xiao Chu, you're very good! is worthy of being a friend of the fourth prince!

But this is you, I must not even listen to what others say, but what is the student going to say......"