"No...... You really misunderstood, I really don't care if you jump off the building or not. ◇↓, there are one or two jumps off the building at Binhai University every year, and I don't bother to see the excitement.

If you're going to use this jump to accuse you of bullying or something, the results will definitely disappoint you in Heaven. How many times have you seen stories of students jumping off buildings since you were a child? How many of these reports will continue to ferment and have a huge impact?

Not a single one, right? ”

Opposite the jumping boy with an expression of "I have seen through a qiē" expression, Chu Xian pushed down his reflective glasses as usual, explained his thoughts to him very honestly, and made the other party's face show a constipation-like expression.

"You...... Are you so filling me in because you're afraid that I won't jump today! ”

Obviously, it was not easy to make up my mind to commit suicide by jumping off the building in front of everyone, but as soon as the hateful teacher who was reflected by the glasses said this, the firm determination of the boy who jumped off the building began to waver, and he began to feel that it was really not worth it to die like this.

- Especially when he saw Chu Xian's calm face, which made people angry, he didn't want to die in front of this guy even more!

"It's entirely up to you to decide whether to jump or not, and if a person can't live freely, at least he can die freely, and that's probably the only thing you can do.

If you are planning to use your life to avenge someone, then I will propose the best way to ensure the success of revenge, so that your death will not be in vain.

Although I don't know what grudge you have and what grudge you have to take revenge at the cost of your life, but in this society, it is because there are too few people who dare to give up their lives to show their swords that you will keep repeating tragedies like this, so I want to help one when I see one. ”

Looking at the boy who jumped off the building through the protective net, Chu Xian looked at his complicated face, and actually made a rather unbelievable answer in an unusually solemn tone.

Fortunately, neither of them raised their voices to speak, otherwise the teachers and students standing seven or eight meters away would definitely have a pained expression. And now, the only one who feels the pain is the boy who plans to jump off the building-

"Hmm...... Although you seem to have good intentions, I don't know why, I just don't want to thank you.

If...... If you want to convince me like GTO Onizuka, you'll have to at least flip over the wire website on my side, right? ”

"gto originally means greatest ~ teacher onizuka, o is the romanization initials of 'ghost'."

Faced with the boy's perhaps ill-intentioned invitation, Chu Xian seemed to have adopted a strategy to take care of him. However, his prevarication failed to hide from the other party, and the intelligence of the boy who jumped off the building was completely enough to see through this.

"Huh...... I knew that a teacher like Hideyoshi Onizuka didn't exist in reality.

No matter how much you keep saying you want to help me, you don't even dare to risk jumping over the protective net. ”

"......, not to mention whether you will die if you act like Hideyoshi Onizuka in reality, first of all, you are not a high-IQ mixed-race beautiful girl who can let me fight to jump off the building with you to save."

"Indeed, indeed, I am completely powerless to refute ......"

After a few words, although the face of the boy who jumped off the building turned into an embarrassed expression, he and Chu Xian seemed to be "connected to the head", and the warning in the words had quietly disappeared.

It was only at this time that Chu Xian took the chair that the female head teacher of Class 4 of the year moved over out of breath, sat down with his back against the protective net, and asked as if he was chatting with a friend casually:

"Say, there's something you can't think of.

If you are bullied, you can use a utility knife to cut the face of the person who bullied you like in the novel, but the eyes must be ruthless, and you must make the other party feel that as long as he dares to make a small report to the teacher, you will definitely kill him with a knife. ”

"Phew——! I did try this once when I was in junior high school, and before I could cut the knife, the bastard in the class grabbed my hand directly, and then beat me up for a long time, and told the teacher that I was going to poke them in the eye with a knife first!

The novel is also about Cheng dù where elementary school students fight, and the other party can't be a bastard, or who will be scared by a utility knife! If you dare to scratch his face, he will dare to cut it back directly with a watermelon knife, that is, ordinary students who look quite horizontal on the surface will be soft. ”

Chu Xian mentioned the opening scene in a famous online novel, and the boy who jumped off the building turned his face very loudly and spat, and then said what he had learned after practicing and thinking about it.

However, seeing that his expression was so calm when he said that he was bullied on campus, Chu Xian felt that he didn't feel like he was going to jump off the building in public because he was bullied miserably, which made Chu Xian push down his reflective glasses with interest:

"So you got to high school and were even bullied to the point of jumping off a building? But I don't think so? ”

"I didn't say I was going to jump off the building because I was being bullied!"

Hearing Chu Xian's question, the boy who jumped off the building finally showed a slightly triumphant expression, as if he felt quite complacent because he had been playing this famous teacher in the school from just now.

"After that incident, the teacher called my parents and I was transferred to Sunshine Middle School.

Here, of course, there are bullies, but you usually pay attention to stay away from those bad students, and don't be too conspicuous, don't let the other party pay special attention to you, basically you are human beings living in two worlds.

And the bad students of Sunshine are at most just ganging up to enjoy the awe-inspiring gaze of others, and bullying is just not queuing up when buying meal tickets, not allowing others to grab limited lunches with them, and usually calling people to drink...... But there are almost no people who extort money and beat people, and it is a little higher than the 'grade' of ordinary school bastards. ”

When it comes to the gang of unscrupulous students at Sunshine International School, the boy who jumped off the building had an unexpectedly good evaluation of them, and it seems that he really didn't jump off the building because he was bullied. So...... Maybe it's "trapped by love", and his next words are ...... This guess is confirmed:

"I actually...... The main purpose is to prove to those 'traitors' that only I have true love for Guohuang!

So in order to protest against Guohuang's voice actor going to the sea, I want to jump off the building to get Dongying's attention! Get the world's attention! Even if I am only called 'a fan of Huaxia' in the media reports, I do not hesitate!! ”

"Huh? What, what? ”

Hearing the reason why this boy who looked quite weak publicly jumped off the building, even if he was as calm as a Chu Immortal, he couldn't help but doubt his ears, but this boy, who had already become excited again, clearly broke his illusion about the lower limit of human IQ:

"Takasaka Honoka's voice actor Nitta Megumi has gone to the sea!

I jumped off the building to protest against this filthy reality and wake up the whole world! Guo Huang must have some unfortunate reason to do this! It must be because of the 'pillow business', unspoken rules, or offended some big guy! Otherwise, she deserves to be a good voice actor, why did she suddenly go to the sea at this time! ”