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The person in charge of the inter-heavenly realm contact, I don't know which telecom operator, this service is really nothing, as soon as his finger touched the acceptance of the road screen, three red cotton ropes more than one finger wide appeared in his hand.

Yang Liu'an saw three red ropes appear in Liu Guanzhang's hand, and he was silent.

"Didn't you say that the red line was drawn? You're a rope! ”

In the video, Yue Lao smiled: "It turned out to be a red line, it was too thin, it was easy to break, and it was the 2.0 version that was given to you, the upgraded version, the bar is strong, and whoever is tied to it can't run!" ”

Laughing more obscenely than I am!

Liu Guanzhang weighed the rope in his hand, this thing seemed to be no different from the 9 pieces of 9 free shipping fun items bought on a certain treasure.

"And what if I use this rope to tie her to me?" Liu Guanzhang turned his phone over as he spoke, and Yang Liuan appeared in front of the camera.

There should be no change between Yangliuan and the sky, Yue Lao recognized it at a glance, and exclaimed: "Absolutely not!" ”

"What's not to do? Don't you say that whoever I fancy to tie up with a rope is considered my person? ”

Yue Lao didn't have the calmness he had before, and even had some gaffes, "Little friend! Slow down! There are tens of millions of women in the world, and it is not for nothing that her beauty is better than that of the willow fairy, no matter who it is, you have the red line in your hand, and you will definitely be able to win the beauty! And the three red lines are three beauties, and at that time, the wives and concubines will enjoy the blessings of all people! And Fairy Liu was originally a fairy in the sky, and she had been promised to General Wei by the Jade Emperor! Xiaoyou, if you insist on going your own way, it is disobeying the mandate of heaven, and the consequences are unpredictable, don't make a mistake! ”

"Yue Lao, now that Fairy Liu is my girlfriend, you have to let me give up my girlfriend to others, isn't this cuckolding yourself?

Yue Lao pointed to his head, "What's there, look!" ”

This month is still an old and unorthodox one.

"Xiaoyou, don't be impulsive, do you know who General Wei is?"

"I don't know, he, whose son?"

Yue Lao saw that Liu Guanzhang did not act immediately, and quickly explained: "General Wei was originally the general of the Standing Hall on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, 27 years ago, on the birthday of the Immortal Emperor, the immortals gathered at the South Heavenly Gate, but unexpectedly, among the immortals, there was an ancient demon hiding inside, stabbing the emperor, fortunately, General Wei sacrificed his life to protect him, so as to protect the Jade Emperor's life!" The big demon took advantage of the chaos and fled, while General Wei was seriously injured and dying, and his cultivation was all in vain! The Jade Emperor felt his kindness, sent him to reincarnate in the world, and promised him to be rich and prosperous in the world for ten lifetimes and enjoy the glory of the world! ”

Liu Guan frowned, no wonder Hua Ming was born with a golden key since he was a child, it turns out that the backstage is so hard!

"General Nawei is a hero of the Heavenly Realm! And the marriage between him and Fairy Liu is the Jade Emperor's own finger, although Xiaoyou, you and Fairy Liu in this life have fallen in love, but how can it compare to the marriage between the two of them in their previous lives? Moreover, it's not a shame to give this woman to the Heavenly Court General, a hero of the Heavenly Realm, right? ”

"Phew!" Liu Guan said angrily: "What's wrong with the general, the general can rob men and women?" Let me tell you, General, there are several of our turtles! Besides, does my wife let me? Why don't you let your wife out? ”

Yue Lao pointed to his hat helplessly, "I let it out a long time ago!" ”

Seeing that it was useless to say this, Yue Lao changed his rhetoric again: "Don't be angry, it's the little old man's reckless words, how offensive!" But although the words are not good, the reason is right! You can think about it, if you want the willow fairy, the heavenly court will be angry, and the consequences will be unpredictable, this is ugly, I won't say it, if you are willing to listen to the little old man's persuasion, three red lines, three beauties! The first one is looking like a fairy and enjoying the joy of the bed, the second is looking for a rich man in the world, enjoying all the glory and wealth, and the third is looking for the daughter of a high-ranking official and becoming the son-in-law of others. With such a blessing, others can't cultivate it in three lives and three lives, and I hope that Xiaoyou will think twice! ”

Liu Guanzhang squinted his eyes and smiled, and Yang Liu'an looked expressionlessly, waiting for his decision.

"Hehe, Yue Lao, I understand!"

"It's good to understand! It's good to understand! ”

"I see why you're a cuckold! Dare to love you, an official, it's a big teapot in heaven! "The yin damage of these words is similar to pointing at the nose and scolding the ancestors.

Yue Lao was stunned on the spot, and after a long time, he sighed: "Alas! Who's to say it isn't! It sounds good, my name is Yue Lao, in fact, it's just a pimp! The high-ranking and powerful immortals in the lower realm of the heavenly court, all of them came to me to ask for a marriage, it turned out to be okay, just choose a good-looking, gentle and virtuous woman, but now it is more and more excessive, one person takes away more than a dozen red threads from me, and all of them are tied to the woman, all for him to enjoy! The old immortal has no taste when he is a ghost! ”

Liu Guanzhang frowned and asked, "You immortals, what are you doing in the lower realm?" I haven't seen you serve the people, Pudu sentient beings, haven't I met the gods for more than two days! ”

"In fact, in the eyes of our gods, the world is a place for games, the so-called game world, game world! The heavenly realm is pure and hard, and the practice that has not changed for ten thousand years is really boring and boring, and going down for a hundred years is nothing more than having fun! Ordinary scattered immortals need to consume cultivation to ensure that they do not suffer in the world, and the gods who have priesthood do not need to do this, just find any reason, and they can have a good time! ”

Liu Guanzhang understood it, daring to love such a big earth, in the eyes of other people's immortals, it is equivalent to a bathing center! If you are tired and tired, come to this bubble, be chic, find a few girls who are old in the moon, throw down some cultivation after playing, pat your ass and leave! And the high-powered immortals don't even need to be cultivated, they just put up the name of some entertainment expenses, and they will be reported above.

And this month is old, which is equivalent to the old bustard in this non-standard bathing center! Now General Wei is relying on the Jade Emperor as the backstage, and Lao Tzu is jealous and robbing the girl here, and the old bustard is persuading me that people have a background and can't afford to provoke me, so let me take a step back, and even put forward the condition of choosing any three girls...... No, it's Heavenly Court who wants to force Liang to become a prostitute, and his own hero saves the beauty! Gotta say that.

So you gods are so fucked?

"Little friend, the dirty things here, I think you can guess seven or eight points, you scold the old man that I am a big teapot and a turtle slave, I don't care, but where the duty is, what can I do? Who can fight against the entire Heavenly Court? Sensei said that you are a mortal, how about the Monkey King? Haven't you been forced to the side of the Western Buddha world? There are some things we can't change, we can only adapt! In fact, the conditions I gave you are already very generous, Fairy Liu was originally a person from the sky, and this time the lower realm is to marry General Wei, if you forcibly stop it, I am afraid that you will really have to eat the consequences! ”

"She's a man of heaven?" Liu Guanzhang sneered.

Yue Lao was stunned, she is a willow fairy in the sky, what is there to say?

"Now, she's in my hands, she's my man!"

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