Chapter 81: Old Yueyue
However, the scapegoat is ready-made, Lu Lao Liu!
"The current situation is like this, there is a problem with the marriage between Fairy Liu and General Wei, but no one knows that it has anything to do with you, if the marriage line wants to take effect, don't you have to pass the Guò Tongtian Treasure Box? You don't stay in the world, and it is impossible to guarantee that there will be no problems with the red line - or, you simply say that the marriage line has been destroyed by Lu Lao Liu! ”
The Peach Blossom Fairy was taken aback: "Lu Lao Liu? Isn't Lu Lao Liu a real person, your nickname in the world? ”
Liu Guanzhang smiled secretly in his heart and said, "You are mistaken, I am not Lu Lao Liu!" ”
"Huh? You're not a real person? How did the Heavenly Treasure Box end up in your hands? Which god are you? ”
"I'm Lu Lao Liu, his second uncle!" Liu Guanzhang said hatefully.
The matter of Lu Lao Liu's return to heaven, if it is arranged by the heavenly court, then his successor should also be determined, and when it comes to personnel changes in such an important position, he will definitely ventilate in advance, so that everyone below will know. And the Peach Blossom Fairy didn't know about this, which just shows that Lu Lao Liu's jumping off the building was a whim, he didn't ask for instructions before, and he didn't report it afterward.
"This immortal, this matter is very important, Xiaoxian doesn't dare to make decisions without permission, this matter must be reported to the old man Yue, look at the immortal Haihan!"
People say so, what can you do if you don't Haihan?
The Peach Blossom Fairy must have reported it, but there was no movement for a long time, Liu Guanzhang threw his mobile phone on the bed, thinking about the little in the sky.
In the sky, Hua Ming coveted the beauty of the willow bank, chased it for many years without success, and finally relied on his own meritorious service and brought out the Jade Emperor to forcibly designate. Yang Liu'an was unwilling, so he found Yue Lao's secretary, Peach Blossom Fairy, and opened a back door for himself. If the marriage line is bound from an early age, it will directly affect the child's aesthetics, and the two will have to fall in love at first sight! However, the peach blossom fairy didn't tie it strongly, so Hua Ming likes An'an, but An'an doesn't look down on Hua Ming!
And that kidnapping, I tied up the school flower!
Before I could figure out the cause and effect, I listened to the vibration of the mobile phone, took it and took a look, and a new contact came out of the Tongtian record: Yue Lao.
Do you accept a video request from the other party?
Be! Let's also take a look at what the living Yue Lao looks like!
The video opened, and a little old man appeared on the screen of his mobile phone, just like singing the dress of an old student in Peking Opera, but he didn't hook his face. Dressed in light green, embroidered with flowers, and what he was wearing on his lower body could not be seen, a very kind old man, but the funny thing was that the hat on his head was also green.
Marriage and happiness wear a green hat, how can it be embarrassing?
The old man was still a little shy, and after thinking for a long time, he spoke: "This ...... Uh, this little friend, the little old man is so polite! As he spoke, he hugged his fist into the phone.
People are polite, and they can't be too rude, Liu Guanzhang also stood up, returned the salute, and said: "Immortal chief doesn't have to be so polite, my name is Liu Guanzhang, I don't know what to call the immortal chief?" ”
Yue Lao was a little embarrassed, "Uh...... Xiaoyou can call me Xiao Yueyue. ”
This name is really meaty, Liu Guan Zhang Yile, "I'll still call you Yue Lao." ”
"It's good! That's good! Yue Lao looked kind, paused and said: "I heard my little Peach Blossom Fairy just now say that Lu Jian Zhenren handed over the Three Realms Supreme Treasure Pass Heavenly Treasure Box to you, I don't know, but there is such a thing?" ”
Liu Guanzhang is embarrassed to complain, the old age is old, a bit of a Parkinson's precursor, if I don't have this mobile phone, can I video with you at this time? However, people are old people, and they always have to respect the elderly, so they can only patiently answer: "This is indeed the case!" ”
Yue Lao frowned slightly, and asked again: "I don't know where Lu Jian Zhenren is now?" ”
"He's back to heaven! You can't ask me about things in heaven, and I've broken into a meatloaf in the world, Bei'er Ping! It is estimated that he has already been cremated by this time. ”
Yue Lao sighed, "This little friend, since Lu Jian Zhenren is not here, then this matter still needs to fall on you!" Peach Blossom also told you before, the marriage between General Wei and Fairy Liu, it was hand-picked by the Jade Emperor, and there is no room for error, and now this thing has gone wrong, if it is not remedied in time, the consequences will be unimaginable! I hope Xiaoyou can help the old man with this! ”
Liu Guanzhang sank his face, no need to ask, he still has a routine with the Peach Blossom Fairy, if he doesn't want to help others, the best way to refuse is to not let the other party say things, so Liu Guanzhang hurriedly interrupted: "Old Yue, it is fate to be able to see you, you are the god of joy who is in charge of marriage in the world, I don't know how the marriage of the boy and I am in this life?" ”
Yue Lao really didn't have so many eyes, so he was distracted by Liu Guanzhang at once, and replied: "Xiaoyou doesn't know, in fact, in the world, mortals are free to fall in love, free to combine, and have nothing to do with old decay, the little gods are only in charge of the marriage of some of the nether immortals, to ensure that they can have beautiful wives and concubines, and enjoy their families!" Xiaoyou, you should be a mortal, so I don't know what your future marriage will be! ”
Liu Guanzhang hehe, "Old Yue, my marriage is undecided, if I sleep with Fairy Liu, what will happen?" ”
At this time, Yang Liu'an, who had finished taking a bath, also walked out of the bathroom with a bath towel, and when he heard this, he hurriedly moved forward to see what Yue Lao would say.
Yue Lao was shocked when he heard this: "Xiaoyou must not make such a joke, Fairy Liu is a character hand-picked by the Jade Emperor, if you forcibly break her body, it will be a mortal crime!" Death is hard to say! If Fairy Liu doesn't love herself and loses her virgin body, then she will also take off her immortal book and fall to the mortal world! ”
In fact, it is just a sentence, if the emperor brother is unhappy, the consequences will be very strict.
Liu Guan frowned, and said with a bitter face: "Old Yue, the Liu Fairy you said, I know, to be honest, I have a crush on her, I like her dead and alive, you have to let me tie her red thread with others, how devastating do you say this is for me?" The concubine can't do it! ”
Hearing this, Yue Lao smiled slightly: "This is simple! If you are willing to do Lao Yu a favor, and Lao Yu gives you three red threads, no matter who you like, tie one end of this red thread to the woman's feet, and the other end to your own hands, and the woman will definitely die to you! With these three red lines, you can enjoy the blessings of all people! What do you think? ”
Liu Guanzhang glanced at Yang Liu'an next to him, and said in his heart that the red line of Yue Lao was almost the same as Hua Ming's B fan! As soon as the rope is tied, the girl will obey, and then she will be able to hug Yingying Yanyan's harem left and right - can the gods still teach people to learn something?
"No matter what kind of woman you like, even if it's a big-name star, a national goddess, or even a CCTV female anchor, you can do it!"
While speaking, the mobile phone vibrate, and the other party's three red lines have been sent, and the system prompts: The other party sends items: three marriage lines, do you want to accept it?
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Marriage line, replace the skein next to the gold word, and the marriage is almost over......