"Mom~, where have you been!"

Ni Hong finally looked forward to his own mother, and Wang Bang found that this mother seemed to look a little more foreign, and the feeling of being a girl in the room was sublimated to a young grandmother. Could it be that a trip to Africa can also improve your temperament?

"Sister-in-law, don't you look good, this is the rhythm of being promoted to get rich and killing your husband?" Wang Bang found that he offended people as soon as he opened his mouth, but an inexplicable child ran to his house and lived for half a month, which brought great inconvenience to his life, and this girl didn't even come back in time for her husband's funeral, so it's okay to ridicule it, right?

The sister-in-law gave him a blank look: "I'm sorry to bother you, don't worry, I won't let you help watch the child in vain, I will give you an allowance." Oh, don't call me sister-in-law, your brother has braided hair, what kind of family affection is there. Call me by name, you don't know my name yet, do you? My name is Ouyang Fen, my online name is Xiao Pink, and now my friends call me Little Pink, haha! ”

It's obviously a black fungus, and I'm embarrassed to call it a little pink, I'm really not ashamed! Wang Fangcai didn't appreciate it, and continued to call his sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, give me an allowance?" That's what you said, I'm a programmer, you know programmers are paid a lot, right? And I'm not an average programmer, a Ruby programmer, you ask, what is the hourly salary of a Ruby programmer. ”

Ouyang Fen hugged her baby and caressed it affectionately: "Yo, I hit the muzzle?" How much is that, for the sake of your dead brother, is it okay to round up? ”

Wang Fang: "Of course, forget about eating or something, forget about more pairs of chopsticks, forget about sleeping or something, and buy an extra small bed and some entry-level bedding."

Well, Ruby programmers are paid $100 an hour, and this cute kid takes up to 3 hours a day, $300 a day, and stays with my house...... 13 days, I'll do the math, 3900 US dollars, rounding up is necessary, just according to the RMB exchange rate of 1:6, 3900 times 6, that is, 4000 times 6 equals 24000, and then subtract 600, 23400 RMB, hehe, sister-in-law, you will give me a total to see if I am right? ”

Ouyang Fen: "Uh...... It's astronomical, you have such a high hourly wage, why don't you immigrate to the first world, your dead buddies often mention yours, and I probably know your income and level, hehe......"

Wang Zhan, who was open-mouthed, knew that he had been seen through, his old face turned red, and he coughed dryly twice: "Damn, this guy will say everything, it's good to die, and he deserves to die." ”

Ouyang Fen looked around: "Look at the appearance of your family's four walls, it doesn't look like an hourly wage of 100 US dollars, look at it again, I've been here for so long, you don't even have the consciousness of serving tea and pouring water, you won't even have extra cups, right?" This is obviously the setting of a sad single dog, if you have money and charm, you won't be so miserable! ”

Wang Fang stared at Ouyang Fen like a faceless manipulator: "Little Pink, do you know that you used the taunt skill just now, I have to attack you!" ”

Ouyang Fen's English is really slippery: "You-start-it!" ”

Wang Bang: "Stop! I hate people dragging English with me the most, the Neanderthal blood in my ** is very strong, and I can't learn a non-native language. ”

Ouyang Vinci said: "Why can't Neanderthals learn a non-native language?" ”

Wang Zhan: "Neanderthals are very strong, and the stone tools they make are also very exquisite, and they are not inferior to Homo sapiens, but why do Homo sapiens force Neanderthals back everywhere they go?" Of course, it is because of the strong organizational ability of Homo sapiens, and it is unpredictable to win or lose alone, and Homo sapiens has the upper hand in group fighting, what is the organizational ability? It's language ability.

It can be seen that Neanderthals must be unable to speak well, so I deduced that I am the unlucky person who has a high concentration of Neanderthal genes, because I have worked so hard to learn English for so many years, but I have not been able to master it. ”

Ouyang Fen nodded: "That makes sense...... Look at you, it's because you spend your energy on this useless thinking, how can you get rid of the fate of a single dog if you go on like this? In the future, listen to my sister-in-law, don't say such strange words, this kind of words, that is, sister-in-law and I can only understand strange women, haha!

Then again, you know how your brother's inheritance should get into my account? I don't have that damn Alipay password. It's miserable, I guess his parents don't know, and I only know that this guy put all the money in Yue Bao. ”

Wang Zhan: "Are you sure?" I seem to have heard that he invested his money in Lufax. ”

Ouyang Fen was taken aback: "Huh? How did I not know? Fack! This dead ghost! ”

Wang Bang: "It's not the right time to die, sister-in-law, are you not dealing with my buddies?" But I've never heard him say anything, but remember! In the past, when you were newly married, he always told me how my wife was...... Later, I didn't mention it more and less, and I thought he was fresh and gone, but now it seems that ...... Hehe...... "I guess I did DNA sequencing and found out that my son was not my own."

There are a lot of unspeakable hardships between buddies.

Ouyang Fenjiao snorted: "Actually, I have hinted at him a long time ago, but he was carried away by love at that time, alas, sure enough, life after marriage is unhappy, I already knew ......" She glanced at her own son, I don't know what to think, could it be that I want to "kill people and kill people"? It's chilling to think about.

Wang Zhan suddenly felt that this child was very pitiful, if his own mother had a thought, maybe there would be no him in this world.

Ouyang Fen: "Then what should I do, although it is not a big money, there are more than 100,000 yuan, it is not a difficult thing in the first place, I am afraid that his family will interfere with it, those two old and stubborn old people who are not dead!" ”

Wang Bang: "You have to find a lawyer, I can't help it, and I guess you will have to withdraw cash from Lufax to the bound bank card, which requires getting his mobile phone and using it to reset the password." ”

Ouyang Fen couldn't help but be anxious: "I've already found a lawyer, and you can go through the process slowly by inheriting the inheritance from a bank card, but this mobile phone ...... I guess it's in the hands of his parents. ”

Wang Zhan: "Really? He died in the company, and I can go back to my old employer and ask which unit took it. ”

Ouyang Fen: "Well, then please, I'll treat you to a big dinner when I go back." By the way, big brother, didn't you understand just now? I'm thirsty, forget it, you're a wooden head! I'll do it myself! She thought that there was something in the refrigerator of Wang Fang, but when she opened it, she realized that it was empty, and she couldn't help but scold: Fake!

I have to admit that the young grandmother scolded people, and that mouth shape was really amorous and chased after Teacher Bai.

What's even worse is that this girl actually said lightly: "I put the key at a girlfriend before I went abroad, she went on a business trip, I don't know if it will be inconvenient for my mother and son to stay with you all night?" I'm too lazy to find a hotel, it's not cost-effective. I think you're very easy-going......"

Wang Zhan: "...... As you see fit. ”

Ouyang Fen: "Ni Hong and I will sleep in your big bed, and you will spend the night on Ni Hong's small bed, I don't know if my request will be too much?" ”

Wang Zhan: "...... It's a bit excessive, but there doesn't seem to be a more reasonable plan, but fortunately there is only one night, I can bear it, you must promise me, tomorrow you must find your own place. ”

Ouyang Fen smiled: "You are really a good person. ”

Wang Zhan: "...... You're the good guy! Your whole family holds a China Merchants Bank Golden Sunflower Good Person Card! ”

Ouyang Fen fluttered and was full of charm, which made Wang Fang's heart even more overturned the five-flavor bottle.

Next is the reminiscence between the mother and the son. Mother: "Good son, have you been naughty with Uncle Wang these days?" ”

The son held his head high and said, "Naughty!" I am naughty every day, often fight with children, and secretly mistreat the kindergarten teacher, Uncle Wang said that such naughty children will grow up in the future! ”

Wang Fang suddenly burst out laughing.

Ouyang Fen sighed: "It's all to blame for your father's early death, look at your current virtue...... Uncle Wang is not a good person, and he actually taught you such unbearable things. ”

Ni Hong: "Uncle Wang is a good person, look, this is the red rice he bought for me, 499, Uncle Wang said that this is his half a month's salary, Ni Hong is so moved!" ”

Ouyang Fen laughed: "Your Uncle Wang was still pretending to be a senior programmer in front of your mother just now!" How much is the hourly wage? Exposed, right? A wicked man is his own hell! ”

Wang Zhan: "Are you two going to make a noise?" ”

Ouyang Fen: "Seize the master? What is the Lord? This house is also rented, the bathroom is dirty, and it is estimated that it will not be able to rent for a few dollars. ”

Wang Fang was so angry that he was angry: "The rented one also has the legal right to use!" I am the owner of this place after paying the rent, and I now officially declare that you are not a welcome guest. There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here, there is no place to stay here, you can go to the eight roads. Got it? ”

Ouyang Fen played with her own son, and didn't bother to pay attention to the master's orders one by one: "What are eight roads, nine roads, and three roads, we don't understand this." Paying the rent is amazing? Have you paid your rent tax? As for you to receive it privately, you will not be protected by the law. Some people usually can't think of the country, and when something happens, they want the state to protect them, thinking that they are legitimate. Diao Min! ”

Wang Zhan: "This ...... Is this conventional? According to you, the owner of this house is not the owner, but has the right to use it for 70 years, what is the difference between it and our rent? ”

Ouyang Fen: "Head to head!" The owner is not the master, the state is the master. Baby, don't you say? ”

Ni Hong: "Yes! ”

Wang Zhan: "Isn't the country the people?" ”

Ouyang Fen: "If the country is for the people, then why don't China Mobile and the five major banks have your share in the New Year's welfare?" Why do state-owned enterprises have a high market value and have entered the top 500 and top 100, but you don't feel like the owner has made a fortune at all? ”

Wang Zhan: "Am I wrong?" So who is the master? ”

Ouyang Fen: "That's a good question, a very profound question, but I don't know the answer...... Baby, what did Uncle Wang give you to eat? I see you have a dish on your face, but you haven't eaten it, right? ”

Of course, Wang Zhan was pretending to be stupid, "Isn't the country the people?" He figured out this kind of problem a year after graduating, Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs briefly held more shares in the five major state-owned banks, and when they made a lot of money, they were more like the masters of the country than ordinary people. Now that he has graduated from college for more than ten years, this problem has been forgotten. However, he admired the attitude of this girl, understatement, if there is nothing. This black fungus brain disguised as a little pink is not simple.