Driving from the hospital into the community, Yuan Qing rammed for half an hour, trying to use cramming teaching to artificially stuff back all the lost memories of Changsheng. Changsheng was still dizzy when he got out of the car, and he almost hit the ground when he opened the car door.

"Building 13 101" Yuan Qing carried his luggage in one hand and carried a little fat chicken in the other hand and took Changsheng home, "There is a new neighbor on the other side of your house, so you usually have to say hello." You have to remember to lose weight, I may not be here lately, if I come back and find that you are still fat......"

Yuan Qing clenched his fists, his joints clicked, and he snorted with his eyebrows raised.

The dull hair on Changsheng's head trembled, and he whispered carefully, "I, I must work hard to lose weight and be a good person!" ”

"Good." Yuan Qing pinched Changsheng Meat's face, "You go up first, I'll smoke a cigarette." ”

Changsheng took the key upstairs, and kept wondering who the smoke was? Why smoke him? When he saw the 101 Yuan Qing said, Changsheng stood in front of the door and took a deep breath.

"Fish steamed goose and duck buns, jujube hoops and lotus leaf mirror cakes, and ten-colored soup are not spicy......" Changsheng whispered for a few minutes, and after his thoughts were gradually occupied by the food in his mind, the tension disappeared. He held the thermos bucket in his arm and opened the door with the other hand.

“Surprise!”

Seven or eight boys in the room were screaming, and there were two people with snow sprays standing at the door, and when they saw Changsheng open the door, they sprayed at him. There were also a few boys scattered in the corner, jumping up and stepping on balloons while learning from primitive people.

"Ahhhh Changsheng was frightened, and when he landed, he was touched by the snow strips, and the wet and slippery colored strips drooped into his neck. Changsheng shook the door, hugged his head and scurried, and slapped the anti-theft door of the right door as if he didn't want to die, "Ahhhhh ”

That's right! The little Taoist priest who crossed over is especially afraid of monsters! It is very embarrassing to be a Taoist circle.

The door was slapped by Changsheng all the time, and Rao would be woken up even if he fell asleep. Coincidentally, the new neighbor is taking a nap, and although he is handsome and long, he has a bad temper and has the air to get up. Holding back the eruption of rage, he slammed the door open, trying to beat the little rabbit cub to death.

Changsheng didn't pay attention, the door had already opened, and he was still lying on the door panel for the last second, while studying the material of the door panel. Then he stumbled in the next second, and the whole person fell to the ground.

This came and went but in the blink of an eye, Changsheng raised his head from the ground in a daze, wiped a handful of tears, "Huh? Why doesn't it hurt to fall? ”

"Because you're pressed against me." The new neighbor gritted his teeth and said, "Get up from me." ”

Changsheng was stunned when he heard this, looked at the familiar face of his new neighbor, and said in surprise, "Beauty?!" ”

Chen Qingzhu squinted at the large glutinous rice dumplings on his body, exuding coldness all over his body. He used the sleeve of his sweater to pinch Changsheng's cheek and gently pulled it to the side.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Changsheng pouted, and tears fell on Chen Qingzhu's thin lips.

He licked it subconsciously, felt a little salty-wet, and suddenly stiffened into a statue.

Changsheng rubbed his face that was loosened, and slowly flipped off Chen Qingzhu's body, "Beauty, don't be angry, what's wrong with you?" Am I too heavy to hold you down? Woo woo sorry, I'll lose weight well. ”

As he spoke, he came to Chen Qingzhu and waved his little fat paw, and after seeing that the other party was still motionless, tears rolled down Chen Qingzhu's face. A colored stripe dangled above his head, floating on the body of the person below him.

Chen Qingzhu is like a princess who was awakened by the prince's tears and snot, and gradually showed signs of awakening. The coldness in his eyes seemed to condense into a flying knife, and he touched his face in disbelief with trembling hands, and a layer of wet liquid stuck to his palms. The green tendons on his forehead jumped up, and Chen Qingzhu clenched his hands into fists, trying to suppress the boiling anger in his heart.

"You ......" Chen Qingzhu trembled his voice, "Don't let me see your face, I'm worried that I'll beat you." ”

Changsheng saw the beauty get up from the ground and burrow into a small room, and there was a sound of rushing water inside. He was now alone, covered in colored snow sprays, and he sobbed a few times, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he pulled one off and found no signs of life.

"It seems that the monsters conjured by witchcraft can only live for less than a stick of incense." Changsheng was holding the ribbon in his hand, and he was suddenly shocked by this inference, "This...... There's a youkai here......"

The little Taoist priest has never caught a demon, and his only skill is the fortune-telling skill of who plays with eggs, and this golden finger was broken by the king of Hades. Changsheng threw the colored stripe in his hand in horror, and Gollum got up and rushed to the bathroom.

Chen Qingzhu wiped his wet hair, and as soon as he opened the shower curtain and opened the door, he saw a ball rushing towards him. Without thinking about it, Chen Qingzhu automatically took a few steps back and closed the glass door casually. The large ball snapped on the glass door, pulled the glass with his ten fingers and slid down, and his small mouth pouted aggrievedly, looking at Chen Qingzhu in the door in confusion.

Chen Qingzhu even read the strange information of 'obviously there is nothing in front of me, why am I blocked' from the other party's pitiful expression. He pushed the door open a little and asked helplessly, "What the hell do you want to do?" ”

Changsheng poked the glass aggrievedly, "Can you put away the demon law?" ”

Why do modern people know how to demons? Don't let the professional Taoist priest live?

"What demon law? This is a glass door. Chen Qingzhu wrapped the bath towel tightly under him, pointed to his head and asked tentatively, "Are you here, have you bumped into something before?" ”

Changsheng nodded ignorantly, "I heard that I have amnesia. ”

"Because of what?"

"Because I ate too much."

Chen Qingzhu: ......

After casually asking a few more questions, Chen Qingzhu confirmed that the other party did not know anything about daily life, but there was obviously no problem with IQ. Chen Qingzhu rubbed the corners of his forehead with a little headache, especially when he asked the other party why he forgot jì a qiē but remembered the fish soup noodles. The other party replied with great pride, "I will forget the whole world!" I won't forget to eat it! ”

A glutinous rice dumpling can be sold cute, do you need a brain?

Obviously not, if you have a little brain, it's glutinous rice dumplings. Thinking of this, Chen Qingzhu easily accepted the strange expression of Changsheng Yiqiē.

"You clean the stripes off your head." Chen Qingzhu was half a meter away from Changsheng, directing the other party to walk to the mirror of the washstand, "Don't be afraid, it's not a monster, it's just a color bar that adds to the atmosphere." Then wash your face clean, don't use my towel...... Forget it, you can also take the towel with yourself when you go. Do you see a circle drawn under the facial cleanser? Put the bottle into that circle after use, and you can't go wrong with a millimeter! Off! Move back a millimeter! ”

Changsheng narrowed his eyes and moved the bottle into the circle little by little. He felt that the other party was sick, and Master had said before that some neuropathy in modern times not only had cleanliness but also obsessive-compulsive disorder. When encountering this kind of person, there must be how far and how far to hide, but the master has not explained what to do if this kind of person cooks better than the imperial kitchen?

He thought about it for 1.5 seconds and decisively decided to hug his thighs even if the other party was delirious.

#厨子是吃货的整个世界#

#吃货就算忘jì了整个世界! I won't forget the jì chef either! #

"I've got a big beauty." Changsheng blinked his big black eyes and looked at him expectantly, "Then what should I do?" ”

"See that door, right?" Chen Qingzhu pointed to the gate and said, "Help me lock the door from the outside." ”

Changsheng ran over happily, and suddenly came back to his senses halfway through, "No, then I'm not locked out of the door?" ”

Chen Qingzhu changed his clothes and ignored him, walked to the sofa and put the cushions that were out of the boundary, before sitting down and turning out a book, "Don't send it." ”

"If you don't go home with me, I'll stay here!" Changsheng frowned and said unhappily, "My house has been taken over by a group of monsters, and I'm afraid. ”

Chen Qingzhu sighed when he saw the rogue Changsheng, "Where is your home?" ”

"Opposite!" Changsheng just pointed, and then there were several screams from the opposite side. Occasionally, an angry voice was mixed, "I'll let you cheat on Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat your uncle to death!" ”

"Why did he cheat and beat his uncle?" Changsheng muttered to himself in confusion, and was suddenly stunned, "Yuan Qing! ”

Chen Qingzhu saw that Changsheng rushed out contrary to usual, and also followed him. The door to the door was open, and a tall man could be seen holding down a person and beating him violently, completely crushing. There were some boys next to him who were fighting, and the boys who looked thinner were especially abrupt. He whimpered and sobbed, trying to pull the beaten person up, but his strength was too small, and he was occasionally punched a few times, and he was squeezed out of the circle after a while.

The people around are basically divided into three factions, one is sincerely pulling the rack. One faction pretended to persuade peace, but in fact, secretly made up for a few kicks. A few of the remaining ones were completely neutral, and one or two even secretly turned on their phone cameras.

He saw Changsheng hurriedly squeeze a few people into the circle, and without saying a word, he hugged the waist of the victorious party, "Brother! The medical expenses are too expensive, so let's beat it lightly! ”

Chen Qingzhu: ......

"You're right, it's a waste to spend medical bills on this kind of person." Yuan Qing grabbed the other party's clothes, twisted his eyebrows and said intimidatingly, "Did you accidentally fall into the sewer while walking?!" ”

Cheng Qiu couldn't open one eye when he was beaten, and he tried to see the person who came to save him from the gap in his squint, "You...... Who are you? ”

"Who the fuck did you forget who he was?" Yuan Qing snapped and threw the person to the ground again, "Take a good look, who is this?" Wang Gengzhi, who was split by you! Look at what you have done to him, if he is a little surprised, I will beat you to death today! ”

Cheng Qiu looked at Changsheng carefully a few times, and suddenly came out again, sneering, "How could I split a fat man's legs?" ”

The thin boy on the side ran in again, and after looking at Changsheng a few times, he said contemptuously, "How could Cheng Qiu like such a fat man?" How can such a person be qualified to be homosexual? Is this an A4 waist? This is the bucket waist. ”

Changsheng, who was inexplicably ridiculed, was puzzled, but it didn't prevent him from playing with his mouth, "I don't have an A4 waist, do you have an A4 chirp!" ”

Although I don't understand what A4 is at all!