Chen Qingzhu looked at the red-faced boy dissatisfied, "What? Is there a weight standard for being gay? ”

He glanced at the other party's thin arms and legs, with disdain, "Your figure is underage, right?" ”

"You!" The boy bit his lip and stared at each other, "Who are you Wang Gengzhi?" Boyfriend? ”

turned to face Changsheng and complained, "I split my legs to wronged Cheng Qiu, dog eats dog!" ”

Changsheng was dumbfounded and asked, "You said Cheng Qiu is a dog?" ”

A hearty laugh suddenly erupted in the room, and Yuan Qing got up from the ground and patted Changsheng on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

"I don't have any eyesight, and if I don't leave, I'll collect tickets." Yuan Qing coaxed the others out of the room, and rushed out with the little boy and Cheng Qiu.

"Straight." Cheng Qiu also pulled the door frame and looked at Changsheng with affection, "You have changed too much, I didn't recognize you at once, do you still believe me?" We say good ......"

Halfway through the oath, Yuan Qing walked over violently and broke the other party's fingers, "Believe your uncle, if you don't leave, I'll beat you so much that your parents can't recognize you, do you believe it?" ”

The little boy went down the stairs halfway down the stairs and saw that Cheng Qiu hadn't come out yet, and when he turned around, he saw that the person was still in the room, and his eyes were red, and he dragged Cheng Qiu away.

Changsheng has not come back to his senses in a series of unexpected events.

"That guy was your boyfriend just now?" Chen Qingzhu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Your name is Wang Gengzhi?" ”

"I don't remember." Changsheng shook his head in a daze.

"I just finished telling you, what is your name, and I forgot it in a blink of an eye." Yuan Qing heard this sentence as soon as he came back, and slapped Changsheng on the back of the head angrily.

"It would be silly to shoot again!" Changsheng covered the back of his head in horror and hid behind Chen Qingzhu.

Yuan Qing was so angry that he made an old mistake, and he was belching at this moment, "You stinky little hiccup, you forgot about your brother hiccup in a blink of an eye, and hiccup took refuge in a stranger." ”

Changsheng retorted in a low voice behind Chen Qingzhu, "It's a kind beauty who cooks for me." ”

Chen Qingzhu's face darkened, and he quietly stayed away from the central battlefield.

Yuan Qing opened the refrigerator and found a bottle of water, and poured half a bottle in one gulp before suppressing the burp, "I hit you in the face of the scumbag, do you know what to do now?" ”

Changsheng inexplicably glanced back and forth at Yuan Qing and Chen Qingzhu, and finally fixed on the beauty's face, "Isn't it time to eat?" ”

He touched his round little belly, "A little hungry." ”

"You're a fucking hiccups." Yuan Qing drank the remaining half of the bottle of water again, "If you want to be angry with me, with your figure, it's no wonder that the other party will split his legs." ”

Chen Qingzhu's hair is not very dry, fortunately, the heating is burning in the room, and his hair is loose and soft at this time, but the words he says are hard, "You pay attention to what you say, he is fat and has been split, is it possible that you have developed limbs and a simple mind to beat a bachelor for the rest of your life?" ”

"You, you, you!" Yuan Qing's eyes were red, and his mouth was, "Hiccup, hiccup." ”

Changsheng opened the refrigerator and took out another bottle of water, and handed it to him carefully, not daring to anger the fire-breathing dragon at all. After Yuan Qing raised his head and went down with half a bottle of water, he moved back behind Chen Qingzhu.

"You come out for me!" Yuan Qing twisted the mineral water bottle with a clattering sound.

"I don't!" Changsheng puffed out his cheeks and resisted, "You scolded me just now for deserving to be split, and you disliked me for being fat." ”

Chen Qingzhu clipped his hand and looked at Yuan Qing without gloom.

Yuan Qing was poked in the heart by Changsheng's words, and only then did he recall what he said in a fit of anger, he sighed, "Brother is angry, and the words he said are really not heartfelt." Brother just saw that you were bullied and felt uncomfortable, how many people in this world said that they could treat you sincerely and didn't mind your figure? If you don't lose weight, next time you get hurt again, can my brother feel bad when he sees you? ”

"Beauty doesn't care." Changsheng held his mouth and tugged at Chen Qingzhu's sleeve flatteringly.

"Don't call me that word." Chen Qingzhu pulled the corners of his clothes back, raised his eyes and looked at Yuan Qing seriously, and said, "I really don't care." ”

Just as Changsheng was relaxing, Chen Qingzhu gave a powerful blow, "But what I like is women." ”

Changsheng: Crying chirp .gif

…… Wrong? I didn't seem to say I had broken sleeves, huh? What's the deal with this automatic carry-in?

Before Changsheng could save himself, he heard Chen Qingzhu continue, "But being too fat is not good for your health, and there are many news of sudden death due to obesity. ”

Saying that, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the news to love fart, and said in an authentic broadcast cavity, "Korean media predict that the obesity of Jin Chubby may increase the probability of sudden death from myocardial infarction." The junior male student fainted and died suddenly during the physical test, or due to obesity. The fattest man in the country died suddenly at home, and he ordered a takeout before he died. ”

"Don't scare him!" Yuan Qing stopped Chen Qingzhu, who was still planning to continue reading aloud, in time, and persuaded Changsheng bitterly, "You took a half-semester off school because of illness before, and this will be the winter vacation soon, and you will be about to lose weight when school starts." It's so easy to lose weight, and the meat is like snowflakes. ”

Chen Qingzhu snorted lightly and did not make any comments. But that cold look pierced Yuan Qing all over his body, and Yuan Qing immediately exploded, "What do you mean by those eyes?" Don't believe me, do you? ”

Changsheng hurriedly came out to persuade him, "Brother, is it really that easy to lose weight?" Can I lose fifty pounds in one winter? ”

Yuan Qingyu hesitated and didn't know how to answer, but Chen Qingzhu, who was opposite, looked at Changsheng's lower body and wrote lightly, "If you cut it off, you can quickly lose weight." ”

Changsheng suddenly wanted to cover the egg-egg.

"You don't have fifty pounds there!" Yuan Qing hated the iron and gave Changsheng a brain, "The two legs are almost the same." ”

The whole ghost of Changsheng is not good.

"You are originally a physique that gets fat as soon as you eat, so don't eat it in the future, just eat a quarter full." Yuan Qing touched his chin and planned seriously, "With a lot of exercise every day, it will definitely be reborn after a winter vacation." ”

"Four-point full...... Two points out of two? "There is still a glimmer of hope in immortality.

"You're trying to kill him?" Chen Qingzhu frowned, "Weight loss is still gradual, and medicinal diet should be accompanied by moderate exercise." ”

"Do you dare to duel with me?" Yuan Qing confronted Chen Qingzhu head-on, "Just take Geng Zhi to lose weight, you and I will lose half a month, see who loses the most weight?" ”

Chen Qingzhu said to Changsheng suspiciously, "Is this person mentally retarded?" ”

Changsheng was very prescient and hugged Yuan Qing, who was about to pounce and beat people, "Brother! Don't you still have something! Do you want to fix it now? ”

"You're driving me away?" Yuan Qing stopped incredulously, "Am I doing it for your good?" In case Cheng Qiu ...... again Ay? Speaking of which, Cheng Qiu, why did they come over today? How do they know you're going to be discharged? Did you inform him? ”

Changsheng shouted that he was wronged, his head shook like a rattle, and he cut the railway, "I don't know him at all!" ”

"By the way," Yuan Qing suddenly realized, "Today is your birthday, I said that I always feel like I forgot one thing......

"Heh" Chen Qingzhu sneered on the side.

"What do you mean by laughing!" Yuan Qing jumped to his feet, "Changsheng, don't stop me!" ”

Changsheng saw that Yuan Qing was just shouting loudly, and he didn't have time to take care of him, from the moment he first entered the door, he faintly heard the sound of a door coming from the door. At first, the commotion was hard to hear, but now that there were only three people left in the room, the sound of claws scratching the door became clearer, like scraping a stone with a fingernail, so terrible that it was impossible to ignore.

Yuan Qing opened his teeth and danced for a long time, and when he saw that Chen Qingzhu was still quietly copying his hands, he was immediately deflated after looking at him like a fool. He felt awkward in his heart, so he had to make an excuse for Changsheng with a sneering face, "Geng Zhi, what are you doing?" ”

Changsheng leaned on the door and listened carefully, and made a shushing gesture to Yuan Qing, "There is a voice here." ”

Yuan Qing, who was extinguished by Chen Qingzhu's ice and snow skills, walked over with a fart, "What? Kanaya Zangjiao...... Ay? I seem to remember something again. ”

Chen Qingzhu stood three meters away with cold eyes, making up his mind not to be in trouble.

Changsheng carefully unscrewed the doorknob, and in a flash, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and then he was thrown to the ground. The clothes on the chest were arched all over again, and the hairy touch scratched the shoulder sockets itch-itchy. Changsheng was arched and laughed, and there were two hard-bang-bang things sweeping around his neck, and he looked up and exclaimed in surprise, "Dog! ”

Dogdan'er is a goat he raised in his previous life, and his whole body is white fluff, except for a small handful of black dull hair on the top of his head. Although its final destination is in the master's belly, the dog has always lived in his heart, and is in the second place on the list of immortal favorites, and it is one place away from catching up with the master.

"You remember a sheep and don't remember me?" Yuan Qing had a big gap in his heart, and he couldn't adapt to it all of a sudden, he felt a little blindfolded, and he needed to find a warm corner to lean on.

"Maybe there's a special affection between us." Changsheng touched the dog's head, and just wanted to lean in and kiss it, but was suddenly choked. He silently pushed away the sheep's head that he had been trying to arch up, and was afraid of hurting the dog's heart, and said euphemistically, "When we all have a clean body with each other, can we have some intimate contact?" ”

Yuan Qing: ...... Do you know how strange the combination of Chinese characters you utter is?

Chen Qingzhu, who was watching coldly, stood over at this time, looked the lamb up and down, and commented, "The lamb meat is tender and tasteless, you can make braised lamb chops, rosemary roasted lamb legs, roast mutton, oolong after-fragrant lamb." ”

When Changsheng heard this, he hugged the dog's ball, and turned his head to look at Chen Qingzhu with the sheep bleating, obviously trembling with fright. Changsheng had already made up for it, and two kitchen knives the size of wings appeared behind Chen Qingzhu, sharpening the knives towards the dog!

Changsheng plucked up his courage and said, "You don't look at the dog's youth, in fact, he is hundreds of years old, and his flesh is very old, and he can be knocked out by biting his teeth." ”

The dog bleated unhappily a few times, shook the little horn above his head, eager to prove that he was still a little fresh meat!

Regarding age, regardless of gender, it is a war without gunpowder!