44. Masturbation la [end of inverted v]
Bai Laicai went to the cinema with Yuan Qing, who obviously had a problem with his temperament, and the movie he shot was a comedy, that is, a few shots, Bai Laicai looked at the sluggish people around him, thought about it and took him to watch a blockbuster.
After all, I know my own works, and if Yuan Qing is even more boring, I can't explain to the little master when I go back.
Bai Laicai touched his conscience, and felt that the agitation was particularly powerful, dedicated and kind.
"Don't look at it, don't look at it," Yuan Qing stroked his hair a few times angrily, "Damn, a spider has a girlfriend, why am I spending money to be abused?" โ
Bai Laicai endured it, but corrected him, "It's not a spider, it's ...... Hey, where are you going? โ
Yuan Qing bluffed and left, not caring about Bai Laicai, who was shouting behind him, but when he went out, he caught a glimpse of Doctor Ji watching the movie with his blind date. Yuan Qing's brain was hot, and he walked over without hesitating anything.
Doctor Ji looked at Yuan Qing, who was blocked in front of him like a mountain, and said a few words apologetically to the girl next to him before he reluctantly looked up at him, "I didn't expect to meet you here to watch a movie?" โ
"Didn't you come to see a movie specifically to eat popcorn? I'm not sick in my head. Yuan Qing copied his hands, and the yin on his face could drip water.
As soon as the words fell, I saw Bai Laicai coming over with two buckets of popcorn and a smile, "The popcorn in this movie theater is particularly delicious, I brought some for the little master." Ay? Yuan Qing: Is this your friend? โ
"Hello, sort of a friend." Dr. Ji stretched out his hand, looking particularly good in the light.
Bai Laicai simply stuffed two buckets of popcorn into Yuan Qing's arms, and quickly added a scene to himself, "Hello, hello, our family Yuan Qing is troublesome for you to take care of on weekdays, you don't know that sometimes this person is not prepared, worry about me." โ
Doctor Ji pursed his lips and smiled, which made Yuan Qing look at him in a daze, and after half a sound, he gritted his teeth unwillingly and turned his head away from him.
"This is your girlfriend, right?" Bai Laicai said with a smile, "Lang Cai and her appearance are really a match made in heaven, Yuan Qing and I will not disturb your date, today is New Year's Day, we have to rush back for the holiday, and we have time to come to the house to sit." โ
Dr. Ji's expression did not loosen, and he still said goodbye to the two of them with a smile on the corner of his lips. The blind date next to him was very aggrieved, although the height and appearance of the person in front of him were a little worse, but he could bear it before eating, and since he came out of the restaurant, the whole person has changed a lot. This girl has a big brain, and at this time she has diverged to the problem of crossing, perfectly avoiding all the truth.
Bai Laicai here quickly caught up with Yuan Qing, who was walking forward with his neck stalked, the popcorn bucket in his arms was about to be clipped, Bai Laicai quickly rescued the popcorn, and the two went in the direction of the parking lot.
The streets are full of people, and the hustle and bustle carries a strong festive atmosphere. Bai Laicai got into the car and stuffed a โกโก of rice flowers before poking the people around him, "I did a good job just now, right?" Like like your boyfriend? โ
"As for my boyfriend, I almost thought my mom was transgender." Yuan Qing blocked a sentence angrily, grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, and sat there dryly without starting the car.
"What do you say you're angry about? yelling that he is a straight man all day long, and it is a matter of course for Dr. Ji to go on a blind date, what's in the way of you, a straight man? Bai Laicai simply twisted the key inserted in the hole, "I won't say why, you think clearly in your own heart, the little master understands it like a mirror in his heart, why are you so confused." โ
Yuan Qing glanced at him as if he was nothing, and only after a moment did he start the car in a muffled voice, "Got it, Mom." โ
Bai Laicai: "......"
After returning home, Bai Laicai first knocked on the door of Changsheng's house, and only after hearing no movement did he ask Yuan Qing for the key to open the door. As a result, when he entered the door, he was beaten by the king of Hades with his horns.
"Don't fight, don't fight, although I didn't bring you food, but I brought popcorn." Bailai jumped on the sofa and hurriedly begged for mercy from Hades, this little sheep's horn seems to be small, but it hurts to pretend to be a person.
Hades glanced at the deflated bucket of popcorn, and without saying a word, he slammed a hoof on it.
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After Chen Qingzhu returned home with Changsheng, he was worried that the king of Hades would affect his rest, so he simply took the person back to his bedroom. After taking anti-allergy medicine, the state is controlled for most of the time, and now there are only red marks left by myself. There was still the leftover ointment at home, and after Chen Qingzhu found it out, he simply smeared some of the small glutinous rice dumplings that were sleeping.
Changsheng, who didn't sleep very peacefully, scratched his chin again, and when he wanted to turn over and continue snoring, he was held down by Chen Qingzhu. He sighed helplessly, worried that Changsheng would paste the ointment everywhere, so he simply turned over and got on the bed, wrapped his arms, and held Changsheng in his arms.
Xiao Tuanzi automatically found a comfortable position in Chen Qingzhu's arms, and after rubbing his hair again, he suddenly frowned and coquettishly made a small face, probably dreaming of something, and with a thick nasal voice, "Master, I'm so uncomfortable." โ
Chen Qingzhu was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and put it to Changsheng's ear, and frowned after distinguishing that what the other party said was indeed the master and not Qingzhu.
"......?" He shouted tentatively.
Just when he thought that the other party was asleep again, Changsheng muttered, and cried and complained again, "Master, I miss you so much." โ
Chen Qingzhu thought that when he first met Changsheng, the other party was inexplicably sticky and did not feel a little rusty, and after a long time, he became accustomed to this way of getting along. But...... His hand slowly slipped from Changsheng's face, and finally pinched his chin, his voice was no longer gentle, "Who do you like the most?" โ
"I like Master the most." Changsheng buried himself in Chen Qingzhu's arms, and arched his head as if flattering.
Chen Qingzhu was rubbing the hand of Xiao Tuanzi's head for a moment, but his eyes looked coldly at the void, "If you want to be with me, you can only look at me alone." โ
"Master, too."
He lowered his head and took a bite on Changsheng's slightly pouting mouth as if venting his anger, looking at the red marks from the bite and Changsheng who made a painful expression, he rubbed it a few times as if he was appeased, and finally stretched out his tongue and licked it a few times.
And this qiฤ was broken by a scream at the door.
Chen Qingzhu tucked the corners of Changsheng's body before putting on a piece of clothing and going to the door to find out.
"Damn, I'm absolutely right!" Bai Laicai stood on the sofa with an indescribable wonderful expression, "The dog has definitely spoken!" โ
"A haha can also be called?" Yuan Qing sneered, "Is the parrot a sperm?" โ
"Why don't you believe me?" Bai Laicai scratched his head and leaned over to the king of Hades, "Quick, laugh again." โ
"Do you know what you look like now?" Yuan Qing couldn't stand it, and threw over a pillow, "Can you give humans a long face?" โ
"What's wrong?" Chen Qingzhu pushed the door in, looked at it and found nothing abnormal.
"The dog can talk," Bai Laicai described in detail as if he was afraid that the other party would not believe it, "because when I came back, I forgot to pack and bring him meat, and as a result, he angrily arched me with his horns for a long time, and beat me angrily, with a gloating tone in it!" โ
"Being beaten by a sheep, you are really embarrassed to say it." Yuan Qing glanced at him, "Do you feel ashamed to say this?" โ
Bai Laicai clasped his hands, looked at the ceiling and hummed a few words, "No shame, no shame that I dare not admit that I am gay." โ
"You just can't talk well, do you?" Yuan Qing threw the pillow in his arms to Bai Laicai, "Let's go." โ
Yuan Qing rushed out of the door angrily, and Chen Qingzhu remembered what he wanted to ask, but now there were only Bai Laicai and a sheep encircled on the ground in the living room.
"Is there something wrong? Look at what you want to say and stop. Bai Laicai shook his hand.
"Do you know about Master Geng Zhi?" Chen Qingzhu asked.
Unexpectedly, Bai Laicai actually nodded, "You know, isn't this normal?" โ
What master doesn't have a master lineage? Bai Laicai felt that this was no longer normal, but he didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, the sheep and dog eggs pounced, he hurriedly dodged, and the little sheep's horns hurt when they hit people!
Chen Qingzhu was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Bai Laicai to know about it, "They have a good relationship?" โ
A teacher for one day and a father for life, Bai Laicai nodded affirmatively without thinking about it, "Of course." โ
The attack of the sheep and dogs was even more ferocious, and Bai Laicai jumped up and down in the room, "What are you doing, chef, chef, let's see if this is a mistake in sheep madness?" โ
Chen Qingzhu lowered his eyes and removed the love in his eyes, "Got it." โ
After the door closed, Bai Laicai came back to his senses, "What do you know?" Hey, don't bump into it again! "Bai Laicai can avoid the attack of the king of Hades, and finally ran into the study and died.
Hades kicked the door with his front hooves, and said hatefully, "This is not enough to achieve more than to lose!" "Just explained the bottom of himself and Changsheng, how did the IQ of this thing survive safely in the world, is the world now full of truth, goodness and beauty?
After a long time, suddenly something said inside, "I hear you!" โ
Bai Laicai grabbed the door panel excitedly, "You obviously just spoke, hehehe...... Look at me, do you dare to grab food from me after I catch your handle, hey, you can say another word and I'll record a sound? โ
Hades stared at the door with wide eyes, and simply didn't hide it, "Damn, retarded." โ
Bai Laicai: ......???