45. Hulu baby
It was already dawning, and the occasional sparrow chirping could be heard. Changsheng slept very contentedly this night, and when he woke up, he rolled over on the bed. The warm quilt made people curl up and didn't want to come out, so Changsheng buried himself in the quilt again and habitually sniffed. After not smelling the tempting aroma of breakfast, he fumbled and took out his mobile phone from the cabinet next to him.
"It's eleven o'clock." Changsheng yawned and slowly lifted the quilt to find clothes to wear. The pajamas should have been changed by Chen Qingzhu, and even the clothes to be worn the next day were put aside.
As soon as Changsheng changed out of his shirt, he saw a few red scratches on his arms, and then he remembered what happened to him yesterday. When he was thinking about how many times he could use allergies as an excuse to be lazy, Chen Qingzhu opened the door and came in to see Xiao Tuanzi counting with his fingers.
"What do you think?" Chen Qingzhu took the thin sweater on the side, "Raise your hand." ā
Changsheng stretched out his arm and obediently asked the other party to put on a sweater, "I had allergies yesterday and need to rest for three days to recover." ā
"After three days, you will have to follow Bai Laicai to their company, and you will be cured by then." Chen Qingzhu handed him his pants, "Put on yourself and go to the opposite door to continue exercising." ā
Changsheng sat on the edge of the bed dejectedly, wondering if he wanted to take a lesson in people-government.
"I've lost a lot of weight," Changsheng touched his soft belly to himself, "I don't believe you're touching it." ā
Chen Qingzhu went over and rubbed it a few times funny, and the squeaky Changsheng rolled all over the bed with a smile, "I know that you have lost weight, but if you consolidate it in the past few days, the effect is still good." ā
He patted Changsheng's buttocks, "Quickly clean up, Yuan Qing said that there is a temple fair in the afternoon, do you want to go?" ā
"Go!" Changsheng sat up with a grunt, his hand just put on the edge of his pants, and suddenly he was a little shy, "You...... Would you like to go out for a while? ā
"It's not like I haven't seen it." Chen Qingzhu glanced at Changsheng's lower body lightly, "I still touched it." ā
Changsheng's face turned red, "You, don't say it......"
"Who else do you want to touch?" Chen Qingzhu looked at Changsheng, whose ears were red, and raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Only, only for you," Changsheng's voice was like a mosquito, stumbling and unable to say a complete sentence.
Chen Qingzhu laughed a few times, finally let go of the other party and stopped teasing him, pinched Changsheng's somewhat hot earlobe, and was just about to say something, when he suddenly heard a weak question.
"What about you?" Changsheng lowered his eyes and didn't look at him.
Chen Qingzhu reacted at this time, Changsheng was a rhetorical question of the previous sentence, he lowered his head and suddenly kissed the other party's forehead, "It's only for you, do you want to try it now?" ā
"I, I'd better change my clothes first." His stomach was empty for a few moments, and Changsheng rubbed his belly, "I'm hungry." ā
"Okay, I'll go cook a few dishes, and we'll go after eating." Chen Qingzhu naturally approached the corners of the other party's lips, his fingers inadvertently rubbed a few times, his eyes were deep, and he couldn't hear the sound in his mouth.
Just as Chen Qingzhu closed the door, he suddenly said, "By the way, Bai Laicai said that the sheep you raised can speak." ā
Changsheng, who was about to take off his pants, suddenly froze, and the careful thoughts in his heart were swept away, blinking in panic, and finally only holding back one, "Huh? ā
The heart has exploded!
"You're surprised, aren't you?" Chen Qingzhu pretended to be surprised and said, "But it's not unusual for a sheep who can schizophrenic to form a second sheep personality to be able to speak, don't you say?" ā
"Yes, huh?" Changsheng lowered his head, not daring to raise his eyes to look at Chen Qingzhu, "I'll go and see it later, Xing, maybe I heard it wrong?" ā
"I've heard that there is a language translator for dogs and cats, do your sheep use this translator as well?" Chen Qingzhu had a faint smile on his face, "Is there anything you want to say to me?" ā
"I ......" Changsheng faced the steps paved by Chen Qingzhu, but he couldn't take a step. This excuse can be used as much as Yuan Qing or Bai Laicai wants, but Chen Qingzhu is different, he wants to confide in this person without reservation, and even wants to share the good times of the Daqing Dynasty with him.
But what if it scares people out of sildy? Changsheng pondered for a moment, and felt that it was safer to take it step by step. It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, since Hades has made such a good start, I don't feel sorry if I don't take it.
Changsheng simply put his pants beside him, stepped on his slippers and wanted to go over and pull Chen Qingzhu's hand, "I didn't use a translator." ā
"Huh?" Chen Qingzhu was obediently pulled by Xiao Tuanzi, the corners of his eyes were dyed with a smile, and the tense heart just now slowly relaxed from this sentence, "Then why do you speak?" ā
"Because it can already speak," Changsheng didn't want to tell the identity of Hades, otherwise it would really feel like a horror movie in a second. He recalled the scene of following his master to practice the Fa in the Daqing Dynasty, and just one or two imps with no ability could scare the big living people to the point of urine. Now he suddenly said that the sheep dog egg was actually attached to the top leader of the ghost, this subtle sense of micro-service private interview.
"Already talking?" Chen Qingzhu became interested, "Does anyone else know about this?" ā
Changsheng shook his head a little bewildered, clutching the corner of his clothes and worrying that Chen Qingzhu would say something about selling the sheep and dog eggs.
Chen Qingzhu sighed, loosened the corner of the clothes hooked in Xiao Tuanzi's hand, and rubbed his head again, "Don't worry, I won't tell others, this is our secret, okay?" ā
Changsheng buried himself in Chen Qingzhu's shoulder socket and rubbed his head, "Then you're not afraid?" ā
Chen Qingzhu turned his face sideways and kissed him lightly a few times, "Don't be afraid, what about you?" ā
Speaking of which, he can still talk so calmly, and a lot of his mental preparation was made before this. He has a small hair, and he found a boyfriend who is full of inexplicable events, and with this foreshadowing, it is only logical that he can accept it as a goat.
But will the little tuanzi in his arms be afraid? At the beginning, I lost my memory and suddenly met a talking goat spirit, and I felt distressed when I thought about it.
"I'm fine...... Changsheng said, "it's not that scary, in fact, he's usually quite fine, but he can eat a little." ā
Chen Qingzhu patted Changsheng's hand on the back, thinking of the amount of food for sheep and dogs, it was really not a little bit, it was about a foodie.
"Change your clothes first, don't sue the two of them about this matter, and then say the excuse of the translator." Chen Qingzhu explained, and after thinking about it for a while, he said, "I have a friend who has also had this kind of thing, and I will go to his place in a few days to consult again, don't be afraid." ā
Changsheng thought that when the time came, he would let Hades go back to work and get away with it, so he didn't care about nodding.
Chen Qingzhu went to his kitchen first, as always, and went into the bathroom after Changsheng saw people leave. When I washed it again, I happened to meet the first dish out of the pot, so I went to the opposite door with it.
Yuan Qing is still sleeping, since Bai Laicai moved upstairs, he has come to sleep more and more, saying that he is also lonely at home, it is better for the four of them to get together and play mahjong.
Changsheng didn't bring the key, so he simply knocked on the door and leaned against the wall and waited. Yuan Qing came over and opened the door, the expression on his face was complicated, and he said hesitantly, "You wait a while and be mentally prepared......
"Huh?" Changsheng was stunned, "What happened?" ā
Yuan Qing turned sideways, Changsheng changed the sweet and sour loin in his hand to the other party's hand, and habitually pinched his earlobe with the residual heat on his stomach.
Sure enough, as soon as I entered the door, I saw Bai Laicai nesting on the sofa, tirelessly inducing Hades to speak, Hades curled up a little sluggishly, and his chin felt like he was in a math class little by little.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, Bai Laicai looked up and saw the person coming, and said to Changsheng in surprise, "My godson can speak!" ā
Saying that, he turned his head and coaxed the king of Hades, "Come on, let's smash it and say another word to your father!" ā
When the king of Hades heard this title, he didn't say a word and greeted this person again with his horns, and he dared to call himself Dad, Dad, he couldn't beat you when you died.
Changsheng hurriedly held the king of Hades in his arms, thinking that it was good that Chen Qingzhu had made an excuse for him, so he said, "There is a reason why dogs can talk, that ......"
"What is the reason?" Yuan Qing brought a few dishes from outside, and now he was also interested, "Isn't that cat and dog language translator?" I heard that one is quite fun, isn't there one on the dog's egg? ā
"Yes," Chen Qingzhu brought the door after coming in, "but it is the size of a chip, and it can't be seen from the outside." ā
"Roar!" Bai Laicai and Yuan Qing looked at Chen Qingzhu's expressionless face, and felt that this sentence was very convincing, so they invariably chose to believe it.
Bai Laicai, who was being forced to lose another ten pounds of meat, couldn't help but wail, "Science and technology are so developed, why haven't you invented delicious snacks that only eat fat!" ā
Changsheng couldn't help but nod in agreement.
Five dishes and one soup are served as usual, braised eggplant, sweet and sour tenderloin, shredded cabbage and finally two plates of vegetable salad, which has been replaced by nonfat yogurt, which looks particularly unappetizing against the backdrop of other oily dishes.
Chen Qingzhu felt that since the eggs of the sheep and dogs had become sperm, there was nothing to worry about in terms of food, but he gave him a portion of everything. Hades looked at the vegetable salad in front of him, pushed it in front of Bai Laicai with his hooves in disgust, and said in disgust, "Tsk." ā
Bai Laicai: qaq
After eating, Bai Laicai and Yuan Qing were driven to clean up the table, Changsheng took the opportunity to carry Hades into the bedroom, and after losing a small method as usual, Changsheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Why are you exposed?" ā
When Hades heard this, he was angry, and simply said what happened that day, "Damn, that mentally retarded person is so annoying, I can't hold back for a while." ā
Changsheng sighed for a long time, and suddenly asked again, "Then can you clear his memory?" ā
Recently, I have read a lot of novels with this stalk, and I think it is very convenient and fast to use, and it is simply an eraser in action.
Hades obviously didn't think of this move, but now in order to save a little bit of the remaining power, he can only speak in a dignified manner, "Although it can erase memories, it also damages the sanity, how can I do this kind of behavior that harms others and benefits myself?" ā
Changsheng nodded knowingly, "You forgot, right?" ā
Hades: What a big truth!
"Let's go to the temple fair in the afternoon, will you come along?" Changsheng got up from the ground and went to open the wardrobe to find his coat, "Do you need to dress up in disguise?" ā
Hades also stood up, and since he came to the world, he automatically opened the house attribute, and as a person who has lived in the underworld for many years, he now remembers that he can be regarded as on a business trip. Damn, I'm used to it, and I'm at home again on a business trip.
"What kind of disguise do you need?" Hades shook his head, "No matter how you dress up, it's still a sheep, can you still pretend to be a roasted whole sheep?" ā
Changsheng found out his clothes, and suddenly remembered Chen Qingzhu's words, "Forget about you, Qingzhu already knows your identity." ā
Hades was stunned, as if he had been choked by the neck, "I said that he didn't look at me right at noon today!" ā
"You think too much," Changsheng touched its little horns, I had already smeared you almost before, and it was not bad now, "but I didn't say that you were the king of Hades, just ...... You've become a sperm. ā
Hades stomped his hooves angrily, "It's just a slander against me!" Slander! ā
Changsheng soothed casually, "Anyway, you can't hide it, and Chengjing's acceptance is also greater, who let you eat meat and snacks in front of them before, ordinary sheep can't do this at all, okay?" ā
Hades raised his little chin proudly, and his short beard fluttered in the wind, yes, Hades cast a small spell on himself, the kind that brought his own blower.
Changsheng: I'm not complimenting you!
After a few people cleaned up, Changsheng hugged Hades and Chen Qingzhu in a car, and Bai Laicai went to squeeze one with Yuan Qing, but it didn't take long to knock on the window.
"The warm air on this truck is broken, I just found out, and I didn't freeze to death when I got in the car." Bai Laicai rubbed his hands angrily, and stretched out his hand to the co-pilot's Changsheng, "Quickly hold the dog for me, you can't hold the child in the co-pilot." ā
Yan:...... This man must have been reincarnated in every hell when he died!
"Say something," Bai Laicai teased Hades' small chin.
Yuan Qing also came over, and he got the picture literacy card from somewhere, pointing to the banana on it, "Come, follow me, banana-"
Hades was forced to have nothing to love, and he had already given up his own treatment and spoke, "Ba-"
"Whew!" Bai Laicai said excitedly, "The child called me Dad!" ā
Chen Qingzhu was still driving expressionlessly, and Changsheng glanced at Bai Laicai's fate from the rearview mirror, and was being beaten by the King of Hades to the point that he couldn't take care of himself.
I can't bear to look at it, Hades dares to make money cheaply, and I feel that the picture of Bai Laicai fried in an oil pot after his death has appeared in front of me.
There are still some ancient buildings in D city, although the palace is not back to the glory of the past, but because the incense stretches out, the gods also have a little smell of fireworks, plus the temple fair is held during the New Year's festival, it is even more lively and the whole street is bustling. The antique theme of the temple fair and the antique charm attract a large number of tourists. Yuan Qing bought tickets online in advance, but now he saves the trouble of queuing up to buy tickets, and the group got off the bus, and the king of Hades was held in his arms by Bai Laicai, who had some bruises in the corners of his eyes. Yuan Qing was three meters away from him, for fear of being infected with a bad brain and causing the virus.
Tourists are weaving, if there is no modern scene everywhere, Changsheng suddenly seems to return to the past life. His shoulders were suddenly hugged, and Chen Qingzhu put on a little devil hat he bought at some point, and tucked his scarf to make sure that it would not be frozen, and then escorted the little group into the army of tourists.
Bai Laicai hugged the king of Hades, and tied the chain to Yuan Qing's arm, for fear that he would carelessly squeeze the little lamb in his arms into a whole lamb roasted with cumin.
It's not impossible, Yuan Qing looked at the kebab opposite and drooled with the boss.
"Little brother, don't sell sheep!" The boss greeted with a lamb skewer.
Frightened, the two of them pulled their legs and left, and after a while, Yuan Qing had already hugged a bunch of snacks and snacks in his arms, pea yellow, plum ginger, lychee paste, and cold balls with sugar and ice...... is also holding two portions of tea soup steadily. Bai Laicai originally wanted a piece of stinky tofu, but finally succumbed to the violence of Hades. Yuan Qing covered in front, and Bai Laicai secretly fed the little lamb in his arms to eat snacks from time to time.
After watching the shadow puppet show, I followed the flow of people to a fence and happened to meet Changsheng next to the fence. Yuan Qing finally squeezed in with a person and a sheep behind him, and leaned in front of Changsheng, "What is this for?" ā
Not far in front of him, there is a wooden coin about a foot long in the round sky, and the gold paint is painted on its face, and it is very beautiful. There is a copper bell hanging in the empty space of the money, and from time to time there are coins striking wooden money from a distance, and the copper bell in the middle is steady and unmoving.
"Do you want coins?" Changsheng spread his hand and showed the handful of coins he had just exchanged, and pointed to the copper bell in front of him, "If you hit it, you will be auspicious and prosperous in the coming year." ā
"I've got to do this!" Bai Laicai immediately came over, moved the king of Hades into Yuan Qing's arms, rubbed his hands vigorously, picked up a coin and chanted something in his mouth, and then threw it in the direction of the copper bell with a sigh.
The wooden coin made a small sound, and did not move.
"Shouldn't you wish to be an actor?" Yuan Qing leaned over and asked cheaply, and then realized, "That's quite accurate, and I'll give you a miracle on the spot." ā
Bai Laicai was not convinced, and asked Changsheng for a handful of coins, aiming again and again, and shooting them down.
"You're one in a million." Yuan Qing was impressed, it was not easy to hit Mu Qian every time.
"Shall I ring the brass bell for you?" Changsheng pinched the last coin, "You make a wish that I will cast it for you." ā
Bai Laicai reluctantly closed his eyes and quickly read a sentence, "I promised!" ā
The coin is placed in his hand, and after drawing a parabola in the air with a slight force, the metal touches the metal, and the copper bell sways slightly.
"I'm the actor!" Bai Laicai excitedly patted Yuan Qing's shoulder, "Have you seen it!" ā
"Cast again?" Chen Qingzhu was still holding a variety of small pendants in his hand, all of which were snared by Changsheng all the way just now, "This time you make a wish, why don't you fail the exam?" ā
Changsheng's heart was empty, and he hurriedly waved his hand, "I don't think I can ...... hit."
Chen Qingzhu pursed his lips and smiled, and comforted, "It's okay, then go back and double your supervision of your homework." ā
Longevity: qaq
The shouting of people became more and more boiling with the passage of time, and the bald branches were lit up, and the enthusiastic smiles were shuttling through it, and even almost covered up the gloom of winter.
Changsheng's ears moved slightly, but he heard someone in the crowd shouting Chen Qingzhu's name. He stepped on his feet and looked back, and saw a boy with a baby face jumping up and waving his arms outside the crowd. Seeing Changsheng turn around, he couldn't help but smile and waved his arms more vigorously, for fear that the other party would not be able to see it, and grinned and revealed two little tiger teeth.
Seeing that Changsheng didn't answer, Chen Qingzhu also looked at him, and then waved at the other party with a smile, "That's Xu Qin's little boyfriend, named Zhang He, who is about the same age as you." ā
Seeing Changsheng's dazed look, he added, "When we first met, we took you to the back kitchen of a restaurant to get carp, do you remember?" It's that Xu Qin. ā
Changsheng pushed Yuan Qing, who refused to admit defeat and worked hard to throw money, "Brother Yuan Qing, does Qingzhu want to greet you when he meets an acquaintance?" ā
"Don't go, don't go," Yuan Qing was immersed in it and couldn't pull out, waved his hand a few times and flicked coins in the air, until there were few in his hand, and then he grabbed Changsheng, who was just about to leave, "Help my brother change a few coins, and come for another fifty yuan." ā
Changsheng saw Yuan Qing's appearance as a gambler, and looked at the reddened person with anxious eyes with hesitation, his heart trembled slightly, and he leaned over and whispered, "You see Brother Yuan Qing is fine, right?" ā
Chen Qingzhu raised his eyes and glanced at it, "It's okay, I guess I made a wish that can't be realized." ā
"Doctor Ji! Dr. Ji! Bai Laicai hugged the king of Hades and stayed beside Yuan Qing, who was busy throwing coins, desperately gesticulating to make lip shapes, bending his palms a few times, and signaling to hurry up and change coins, the straight man who wants to transform is simply unprovoked.
The king of Hades had no eyes to look at it, and even scientifically doubted Yuan Qing's cerebellar development. It's sad to be a mythical and legendary character who has been pushed to this point!
Changsheng saw that the king of Hades was struggling in Bai Laicai's arms, so he took it easily, and wrapped the chain around his arm before squeezing out of the crowd with Chen Qingzhu.
Zhang He pulled Xu Qin and ran over to meet them with a smile, this person looked very young, and he usually had a smile in his eyes, which was very flattering. As soon as Changsheng saw this kind of face, he had a good impression of it, and he couldn't help but want to get closer to the other party.
"Why do you like Zhang He so much?" Chen Qingzhu couldn't help but quip when he saw his little group eager to try to make friends, "Could it be that he has the word "good person" written on his face?" ā
Changsheng was shocked, "How do you know!!" ā
Chen Qingzhu: ......
"I just have the word "good person" written on my face," Zhang He put on a triumphant little face, smiling very brightly, as if the warm winter sun was rubbed inside, he broke away from Xu Qin's hand and ran to Changsheng's side, "I heard Brother Qin mention you last time, I finally saw you today, there is a mung bean cake over there that is very delicious, let's go quickly!" ā
Changsheng's spirit suddenly shook when he heard this, and he was about to leave with Hades in his arms, but Chen Qingzhu grabbed the back collar and ordered it to be poured down from his head like a basin of cold water, "Go back and exercise for three hours tonight for two mung bean cakes." ā
"Huh?" Changsheng cried with a mournful little face, and pointed to the Hades in his arms, "Can I buy it for it to eat?" ā
"Yohe" Xu Qin became interested, and looked at Hades's eyes lit up like a small light bulb, "This sheep cub is just the right age, buy it to make roast suckling sheep?" ā
Hades was struggling and shaking his hooves in the arms of immortality, is this mortal impatient to live! Isn't it!
Although Chen Qingzhu didn't know the roots of the sheep and dogs, he planned it as a category that did not abide by the code of conduct after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and was even more worried that Xu Qin would commit any taboos again, after all, the little ghost was difficult.
"It's Geng Zhi's pet, if you eat it, you probably have to use it as food." Chen Qingzhu smiled, "There are a lot of people here, let's find a quiet place, I have something to tell you." ā
"Alright, then there will be fewer people over there." Xu Qin casually pointed to a place, like a palace to pray to God and worship Buddha, but it was different from the Yuelao Temple and the Guanyin Temple, and the sparsely populated statue opened an enchantment for himself.
"Pay attention to safety on the road, there are more pickpockets and thieves in the temple fair." Chen Qingzhu pinched the little devil horn on Changsheng's head, "Call me if you have something." ā
"Okay, I'm definitely not going to eat much!" Changsheng immediately assured that he ran away without waiting for Chen Qingzhu to respond.
Visitors rubbed shoulders one after another, Changsheng and Zhang He stopped all the way and did not go far, lingering in each stall for a few minutes, and after a while, the small belly began to show a round trend.
"I can only watch the dog eggs eat the mung bean cake," Changsheng sighed regretfully, "If I eat some more, I will have to lose weight desperately when I go back." ā
I still have to memorize words when I run, but there may be a danger of being beaten in the buttocks, although some blushing and shy, but it is still a little not cost-effective.
"I think you're pretty good now," Zhang He and Bai Laicai are the same as pulling hatred and not eating fat, at this time, there was a large piece of glutinous rice balls stuffed in the cheeks, and after swallowing it, I took a few mouthfuls of plum blossom snow bubbles before I eased up, "The glutinous glutinous is very cute, and I want to pinch it when I see it." ā
Saying this, my hands couldn't help but itch, and I leaned over with a shy face, and the little tiger teeth were exposed, "Let me touch and rub it, right?" ā
Pedestrians next to you: ...... Perverted.
ZHANG He:(/TŠT)/
Changsheng hugged the king of Hades and dodged back with unprecedented vigor, and said firmly, "No! ā
Just for the chef to touch!
Zhang He scratched his hair embarrassedly, "I'm joking." "I really want to poke my face though!
"But if you buy mung bean cake for it to eat......" Zhang He pointed to the little goat in Changsheng's arms, "Shouldn't he be a vegetarian?" ā
"That's right," Changsheng said with a righteous face, "Mung beans are vegetarian." ā
Hades nodded approvingly.
Zhang He suddenly realized, "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with you saying that." ā
Because Changsheng was holding the king of Hades in his arms, Zhang He was not idle with a bunch of food in his arms, and the two met Yuan Qing who finally succeeded in the coin on the way and Bai Laicai, who had an obvious look of disdain on the side.
"It's my friend," Changsheng touched Zhang He with his elbow, "You quickly wave to them, I can't spare my hand." ā
Then Yuan Qing and Bai Laicai saw someone on the other side trying to stretch their necks and jump up, while swaying at them with a smiling face.
Bai Laicai: "...... Is this man sick? ā
"No, you see Geng Zhi next to him." Yuan Qing's whole person was beaming, and he wanted to drag Bai Laicai to run over, but his hand suddenly stiffened in mid-air, and he quickly shrank back and ran towards Changsheng half a meter away.
Bai Laicai glared at him angrily, damn it, the distance of half a meter at this time could actually isolate him, obviously the passers-by around him were within the range of a fist.
After Changsheng introduced the two sides, seeing Yuan Qingzhi's smug look, he said, "The coin was hit?" ā
"Hit! And twice! Yuan Qing gestured yes, "I just made two wishes." ā
Bai Laicai, who sprayed breath fresheners and perfumes, also followed, and just now he couldn't help but throw away the idol burden and ate a box of authentic stinky tofu, and he was actually abandoned like this.
"I'm embarrassed," Bai Laicai glanced at him contemptuously, "He didn't wait for you to find fifty coins, so he just urged me to go, and when he found fifty coins, he threw them all at the wooden coin before he won the two." With this kind of probability, even if you find one or two clerks from a blind massage parlor, you are better than you. ā
"Then I'm also hit, I heard that making a wish is very spiritual." Yuan Qing almost wants to go to heaven!
"What kind of wish?" Zhang He leaned over and asked, "Is that the copper bell in the wood money?" Brother Qin also voted for me, and he won every time! ā
Yuan Qing asked depressedly, "What wish did you make?" ā
"I make the same wish every year," Zhang He smiled and clenched his little fist, "I want to live a good life with Brother Qin!" ā
Yuan Qing, who had been hit twice, stubbornly wanted to find the Yuelao Temple, and even had more than a dozen red satin wrapped around his arm.
"It's okay, it's okay, let him go about it." Bai Laicai said indifferently, "He is aggrieved in his heart, and he still treats himself as a straight man after bending into a mountain road and eighteen bends, he deserves him, let's go and blow the arrow." ā
Blowing arrows is a unique skill that has been handed down, and I don't know how many generations it is now. It is rumored that a hundred years ago, there was an artist who had a unique skill and shot a small feather arrow at a large turntable with a diameter of four or five feet. The shot alone is a bit too tasteless, and this turntable is painted with more than 1,000 images of people, flowers, birds, and utensils. But once the turntable is turned, when it spun rapidly, the artist was lucky, and the small feathered arrows flew out, and the arrows were not in vain, and they shot at the image that had already been stated.
Nowadays, the difficulty of archery has been increased, and instead of throwing arrows in hand, a small and ingenious tube flies along the powerful air flow on the turntable. Because of its exquisite skills, the spectators have been densely surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and from time to time there are a few bursts of enthusiastic applause.
Bai Laicai lives up to expectations, because he has filmed many assassin scenes, and now he is fighting his way out of the impenetrable human wall. The three of them finally managed to gain a firm foothold in front of the spectators, and before they watched for a while, they saw the artist walking towards the slowly moving turntable.
In order to lean towards the theme of the temple fair, this person wore a neat short beat, and a belt on his head, he was about thirty or forty years old, and his facial contours were obviously full of fine flesh, and the whole person looked very energetic. Changsheng looked at the other party's appearance, and always felt that something was wrong, and his intuition was that this person's spirit was all drawn skin, but there was some malaise in the mainland.
The short hitter grabbed the turntable with his hand, and as soon as the turntable stopped, warm applause broke out around him.
"I said before that I would blow Pikachu, but I didn't blow to the side of the punch Superman!"
"I also said that I would blow out the four words majestic, you see that it is true!"
"Ahhhh
"Aren't you firmly on the Huho Party?"
"Hehe, don't uncover people's scars during the New Year's holidays."
Three-person and one-sheep combination: ...... Don't expose the attributes so thoroughly.
At this time, the short man clasped his fists with both hands and said to everyone in the audience, "I Zhang Facai thank you for your support, now let's do an interaction, in order to prove that my little tube has no strange tricks, everyone is welcome to come up and try it!" ā
Everyone in the audience looked at each other, and their faces were uncertain.
"Is there anyone brave enough to come up!" Zhang Facai's loud voice rang out, "There is no charge for a trial study!" ā
"Is it cross-linked?" Zhang He felt that this was a little familiar, and pushed Bai Laicai on the side, "Do you want to go up and try it?" ā
"No!" Bai Laicai quickly shook his head, "This person's name is too vulgar!" ā
Hades couldn't help but roll his eyes, damn it, why are you embarrassed to talk about others? Would it be nice to take a look at your ID card?
"This little brother is like this!" Zhang Facai pointed with his big hand and pointed to a point in the crowd.
Everyone was in an uproar and turned their heads to look at the lucky one.
"What are you looking at me for?" Changsheng pointed at himself inexplicably, "Me? ā
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, pushing Changsheng and lifting him up easily. The immortal who has not yet entrusted the king of Hades in his arms wants to cry without tears, and he doesn't really want to come up, Brother Zhang Facai, you just finished using this bamboo pipe and are still saliva, don't think that I can't see it if I secretly wipe it with my sleeve......
You don't want to come up because of this! Changsheng looked at the audience sadly.
Everyone was on the sidelines, pretending not to understand what was going on, and giving full play to the spirit of the dead poor who were not as good as the dead friends.
"If you don't feel like you can do it, just blow it once." Brother Zhang Facai said intimately, "Come and give it a try, little brother!" ā
Changsheng looked at the design inside the bamboo tube, it was very delicate, several feather arrows were neatly stacked around the bamboo tube, even if he did any hand and foot airflow, it was impossible to be strong enough to hold the feather arrows and go straight to the wooden turntable.
Changsheng frowned, and was just about to pick up the bamboo pipe to ask Brother Zhang Facai if he could change it, when his hand suddenly caught the front hooves of the king of Hades. Changsheng looked at Hades reflexively, but he saw a hint of warning in it.
"Huh? What's wrong? Changsheng lowered his head and asked the little goat in his arms, "You don't think there's anything wrong with it?" ā
Then he quickly turned to Zhang Facai and said sincerely, "Big brother, I don't think there is any problem here, your craftsmanship is very pure, and it is simply unprecedented, and it is so exquisite that it is perfect!" ā
"This is a search and exhaustion of the idioms I have learned." Bai Laicai sighed in the audience, "Does he not want to blow that bamboo pipe?" ā
"I don't know," Zhang He shook his head, he bit his lower lip tightly, and his heart was already extremely nervous.
"If my brother dislikes me for using this, how about changing this one?" Zhang Facai didn't know where to do magic and took a small bamboo pipe, "Clean and hygienic and environmentally friendly, guaranteed to use it for the first time, if you shoot it, there will be unexpected prizes waiting for you!" ā
Speaking of this, Shang Changsheng's resignation seemed to be twisted, so he simply took the bamboo pipe. In the carousel carved with a variety of depictions, I finally found a fat duck that looked fresher, and after selection, I saw a large piece of black-thick-long leg hair on the duck's legs!
Changsheng was frightened by the leg hair, and put the bamboo tube to his mouth in a trance, but when he was about to blow it, he saw Zhang Facai's shining eyes in the corner of his eye. There were many thoughts in my heart, but it was too late, and my mouth had subconsciously been close to the bamboo pipe and blew violently.
Hades frowned, and hurriedly added a spell.
As if with a spiritual nature, the feather arrow in the tube shifted a little from its original trajectory and shot straight towards the turntable.
Changsheng pretended to be calm and took down the bamboo pipe, and said to Zhang Facai, who frowned slightly, "Big brother, my first time archery, can you give me the bamboo pipe if you win?" ā
Zhang Facai reluctantly pulled his lips and smiled, and secretly stopped the turntable with the force in his hand, and sure enough, with the help of the king of Hades, the feather arrow hit Elizabeth's chirp!
Everyone was in an uproar, and the men present felt a chill between their legs after seeing the feather arrows on the turntable.
After taking the bamboo pipe and getting off the stage, Changsheng was squeezed out of the crowd by Bai Laicai and Zhang He, and after Bai Laicai touched the horns of the king of Hades, he wondered, "What's the matter?" Why did Sa Huan, who was eating just now, turn her head and fall asleep now? ā
Changsheng's back was cold, but he knew in his heart that this was the sequelae of Hades running out of spells.
You can only use five chicken rib spells a day, and you must go back to work in the underworld when you run out! There is no ghost feeling!