"What Tiger shot?

Oh, the number 10 on the other side was just shouting for the Tiger to shoot, but you don't have to be surprised to that point, right? Haven't you watched "Soccer Player"? ”

Seeing his goalkeeper pointing at the No. 10 who had just scored the goal and shouting with an incredulous expression, the defenders of the Statistics Academy began to feel a little incredible. It's really ridiculous that the opponent's No. 10 is so big and imitates the "Tiger Shot", but it doesn't make him have such a bizarre reaction, right?

"It's not! I know! But when he shot just now, a tiger head really appeared behind him, and he roared at me!! ”

"How is that possible! When you're distracted, you're distracted, do you need to make up this kind of nonsense? Our hospital was originally here to make up the numbers, and if you lose, you lose, so you don't need to shirk responsibility like this, right? ”

Faced with the goalkeeper who was talking complete nonsense, the defenders of the Statistics Academy couldn't help but laugh. But instead of thanking his teammates for their tolerance, the goalkeeper grabbed him by the arm, glared at him, blushed and stressed that what he said was all true:

"Really! I saw a tiger's head behind him! I'm going to lie and it's your grandson!! ”

"What's wrong, what's wrong! Isn't it just a ball lost, it's nothing, don't quarrel don't quarrel! ”

Because the goalkeeper and the defender were talking and pulling each other, the captain of the statistics academy hurriedly ran over to persuade him, and the other team members surrounded him for some reason, and even several female "players' families" standing next to the goal ran to the court, and the game had to be temporarily suspended. At this time, the goalkeeper was still excitedly pointing at Chu Xian and saying something loudly, which made the other viewers curiously inquire about the situation.

"Poof...... It's really-fun! The other party still insists that he saw it!

You could come up with such an interesting prank, I thought you were a good person! ”

After Chu Xian scored the goal, Katyusha kept looking at the goalkeeper who was "framed" by her, and was amused by everyone's unusually messy expressions. But Chu Xian, the initiator, just pushed down his reflective glasses with a chuckle, lest the opponents who were walking towards him on the other side find any clues.

"It's just 'old man talking about juvenile madness'.

My goal in life is to have a good time every day, and even if there can't be so much laughter in life, I try to have fun by myself.

But this is the first time I've done this kind of prank, and I'm usually enjoying myself. ”

"Hah...... The other party came to question you, and I see how you answer. ”

"What are you doing? Do you want to fight after being poured two of us!

Umpire! How can you not stop them! ”

At the same time that the goalkeeper and other players of the Statistical Academy approached Chu Xian "violently", the two forwards of the Academy of Philosophy stood on the same front as Chu Xian for the first time, and the players behind their side also ran to the front, as if they were really going to fight.

But as soon as the inward-looking striker of the Academy of Philosophy opened his mouth, he took the referee out, and this fight was doomed to fail. Hearing this, the helpless referee stood between Chu Xian and the opposing goalkeeper, and explained to Chu Xian and other philosophical academy players in a very strange tone:

"This ...... The goalkeeper of the Statistics Institute insisted that when you shouted 'Tiger Shoot', a picture of a tiger appeared behind you, so they came to ask. ”

"W-What? How can it be! ”

"It's true! I really saw it! I'm a liar, I'm a turtle grandson! ”

Without waiting for Chu Xian to speak, his teammate opened his mouth wide and denied the other party's "accusation" for him, but the other party simply swore by the conscience of heaven and earth, insisting that he had indeed seen and heard.

As a result, everyone's eyes quickly focused on Chu Xian's body. Although it was only the goalkeeper of the Statistics Academy who had the symptoms of visual and auditory hallucinations, no one except him saw the tiger head behind Chu Xian, let alone heard the roar of the tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, but they all seemed to think that Chu Xian had to give proof in person in order to be sure that the appearance of the tiger was really just the hallucination of the goalkeeper of the Statistics Academy.

"No...... Even I didn't see it.

――Maybe there is, but it's behind my back, right? Of course I can't see it. ”

Facing the expectant gaze of the goalkeeper of the Statistics Academy, Chu Xian, who almost never lies, also did not lie this time.

He was simply telling the truth "selectively". Katyusha strictly followed his requirements, and only let the goalkeeper see the tiger's head alone, and heard the tiger's roar, Chu Xian himself really didn't see or hear it, otherwise even if he was prepared, he would have to be shocked by the tiger's roar close at hand, maybe he wouldn't know where to fly when he kicked the crooked ball.

"You might be distracted, right? Then as soon as I shouted 'Tiger Shoot', you immediately made up the picture from the cartoon, and you also made up the voice acting in your brain. ”

"So, why are you shouting 'Tiger Shoot'!"

"Hmm...... Can't you have a whim? If it weren't for the fact that 'Thunderbeast Shot' had to scrape the ground with my toes, I would have cosed with 'Thunderbeast Shot'. ”

After telling the truth, Chu Xian immediately said the lie with a sincere face, and there was no need for any "emotional brewing" process in the middle, so that Katyusha, who had been staring at him all the time, couldn't help but pout, as if asking him, "How can you be so skilled!" ”

"Look, I'll just say you're probably distracted!

If there really is anything, so many of us here must have seen it, and it can't be just you who saw it, right? ”

"No...... But...... I......

I—Am I really distracted? ”

Hearing Chu Xian's personal denial, the defender of the Statistics Academy immediately patted the goalkeeper on the shoulder and swore that he was really distracted. The goalkeeper, who had the truth, looked around and saw that everyone was looking at him with unusual certainty, so he himself began to get confused, and his memories that were quite clear quickly became blurred, and after a few seconds even he could not determine whether he was wandering or not.

Probably...... Maybe...... Possible...... Seems so.

Maybe...... Was he really hallucinated by the other party's shout on the 10th because he was distracted?

"Alright, let's go back to the game! Spectators should also remember not to set foot inside! ”

Seeing that a group fight disappeared invisibly, the young physical education teacher who served as the referee on the field finally breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly drove the idlers out of the court.

After the football was kicked out of the middle circle again, the goalkeeper of the Statistics Academy kept his eyes on Chu Xian, almost completely ignoring the other players of the Football and Philosophy Academy. So he was distracted by the striker of the Academy of Philosophy scored two goals, and before the end of the first half, he was replaced by the captain who couldn't bear it, and then the captain of the Statistical Academy, who was originally the back of the back, personally guarded the goal and finished the game.