0030 Watch My Tiger Shoot!
"Why don't you shoot yourself!
I had already shouted 'Ula', the order to make the final charge, but you suddenly stopped and passed the ball...... You can be shot as a deserter on the battlefield for your slippery behavior! β
Although Chu Xian's calm pass opened the scoring for his team in just a few minutes of the opening game, Katyusha still moved angrily from the sidelines to his ear, almost close to his ear to reprimand him for his bad behavior of disobeying the orders of the political commissar.
"Football is not a one-man game, and I don't have to lead the charge as a midfield commander."
Chu Xian, who was wearing the No. 10 jersey, calmly pushed down his reflective glasses, completely ignoring the chaotic orders of Katyusha's laymen commanding insiders. But just as Katyusha was about to get angry, he suddenly had a very interesting idea:
"I'll shoot myself the next time I have the right chance, but I'd like to ask you to cooperate a little bit."
"With what?"
"Before I shoot, I will shout 'Tiger Shot' on the field, and then you will immediately use your consciousness to interfere with the opposing goalkeeper, so that he can see a tiger head with a diameter of two meters behind me at that moment - it only needs to last for a second or two, which doesn't cost much faith, right?"
"Hmm...... That's fine...... But you're going to cheat?
The opponent is obviously weaker than you, and he cheats...... Isn't that something you'd do? β
Although the Soviet goddess Katyusha can be called well-informed and has not been eliminated by the times at all, she seems to have not read Dongying's famous football cartoon that inspired many young people around the world to embark on the path of football, and even regarded Chu Xian's behavior of "paying tribute to masterpieces" as shameful cheating.
However, Chu Xian didn't bother to give her what the hell was "Football Player", he just shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then explained to Katyusha while walking towards his own half:
"It's because the opponent is weaker and we can win it on our own, so I want to play a little bit in the game.
If you use this method to turn defeat into victory in the face of a strong enemy, isn't it really cheating for the sake of winning? β
"Hmm...... You seem to be right to say that.
But if you take off those weird glasses, I'll be able to make the whole stadium see the tiger head behind you, and that scene must be very interesting! Giggle......"
At the thought of everyone looking at the tiger head behind Chu Xian in shock, Katyusha herself couldn't help but laugh.
But Chu Xian couldn't let her help with this. If the legend of the "Tiger Shooting" he performed today was spread by these hundreds of people in the stadium, coupled with the freshly baked fairy legend of the "Gambling Stone World", it would be easy for anyone to lock his identity under the confirmation of the two phases, and those gamblers who came to the school to ask for guidance in order to make a fortune would definitely make him annoyed.
"Just let the opposing goalkeeper see it, don't act on your own!"
"Alright! If you don't, you don't! Come on, my patience is limited. β
Although Katyusha hadn't figured out the pros and cons for a while, Chu Xian had specially asked for it, so she naturally did what Chu Xian had asked for.
After agreeing to Chu Xian, Katyusha teleported to the sidelines again, waiting with great interest to kick off again. As soon as the whistle blew, the big center forward of the Statistics Academy passed the ball to the right midfielder in the center circle, and he quickly ran to the goal of the Philosophy Academy, and the right center midfielder passed the ball back to the back midfielder who was the captain. And Chu Xian's side also immediately launched a zone defense, and this game, which was actually quite low-end, accelerated a lot after the first goal appeared.
Advance as a whole!
Two over one!
The pass is broken!
In order to get back on the pitch as best they could, the three midfielders of the Statisticians opted for a more risky attacking strategy, intending to quickly advance from the middle to the 30-metre area of the Philosophy Academy and then consider distributing the ball to the wings. However, when their captain passed the ball to the left midfielder not far away, and then bypassed Chu Xian and continued to run forward, Chu Xian had already understood his intention of two over one, and suddenly chased back a few steps closely, trying his best to stretch his right foot and hook the slightly mechanical pass of the opponent's left midfielder.
"Rustling ......"
After hooking the ball, Chu Xian's body that fell to the ground and was broken slid for a short distance on the artificial turf sprinkled with black rubber particles, and then he quickly supported his right hand on the ground, turned over and turned into a posture similar to a squatting start, and ran directly with his back foot.
This time, the opponent's captain, who was not fast in the first place, could no longer entangle Chu Xian, he could only desperately chase back in vain, and at the same time marveled at Chu Xian's high-speed stride. Although the two central defenders of the School of Statistics saw Chu Xian attacking at high speed, at this time, the two forwards of the School of Philosophy also opened the way for him in front of Chu Xian, and the bad situation of this local three-on-two made them have to retreat again and again, expecting the midfielder, central midfielder and full-back to rush over in time to help defend before they could retreat.
It's just that when Chu Xian just came to the top of the arc of the big forbidden area this time, he suddenly bent his bow and prepared to shoot! And he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he even shouted loudly with glasses like a schoolboy:
"Watch my Tiger shoot!"
"Roarββ!!!
"Bang!"
A roar of the mountains and forests, the Siberian tiger ...... That is, the majestic head of the Siberian Tiger with the word "king" flashed behind Chu Xian, and then the ball flew straight to the right side of the goal like a cannon ejecting the chamber!
In order to ensure that the shot was within the goal frame, Chu Xian's heavy cannon did not deliberately pursue the angle, even the super amateur goalkeeper who was not good at saving had the opportunity to stop this kind of half-high ball that was not tricky. But the goalkeeper of the School of Statistics didn't know what to do there, and he didn't move like a stone statue, and he was dumbfounded and let the high-speed flying football crash into the net!
"Beepββ!"
The goal works! Two-to-!!
"I said, the shot of the number 10 on the opposite side is quite fast, but why don't you make a save? You might be able to pounce......
Feed! Feed! I say!!! What do you want? Lost your soul? β
After being poured into the second goal so lightly, the defender of the Statistical Academy was also quite depressed, but he frowned and complained to the goalkeeper with straight eyes, only to find that the goalkeeper had been staring at the number 10 of the Philosophy Academy for some reason, until he waved his hand in front of him for a while, and the goalkeeper's eyes finally began to roll again:
"O old tiger! It's really a tiger shot!! β